"Dr" Jake - NEW HOT PIC!

His proportions are all wrong

"Dr" Jake: Quick, validate my life! Tell me I'm pretty!!

Those arms DO look like they were transplanted from a chimpanzee!

His abs look weird.

They look perfect!

His head is too small for his body.

Is he the dildo guy I thought he was a butch top?

At least he has tamed the hair pouf.

I am happy homosexual "Doctor" Jake is embracing our Finnish pleasurable hot sweaty yet very healthy pasttimes.

I wish my bicep were bigger than my head.

He looks good in this photo but his body looks too large. Is it a camera technique/angle or is he on steroid? Jake has some kind of body dysmorphia in terms on confidence being based on being huge. He always does TBT when he leans out (which is still a perfect, cut body). I go to the gym 6 x a week and that body is not from diet and exercise alone. Being an MD, I am sure he has access to whatever he wants.

Only Jake can take an erotic sauna photo that looks like he's about to conduct a quickie jo session with the first decent man that walks in and write a diatribe about light and heat being calming.

So good to know she's finally been able to carve out some time for herself and her needs.

Hair looks MUCH better!

That waist is so tiny.

we've got some HOS in this house

Where is the essay on losing the hair puff? Also, the pic may be new, but he's posted that story before. Maybe even he's tired of his shit.

Is he screwing around with his face as much as he's "modded" his body? He looks different...

His face DOES look different.

I think he got the Casper Van Dien lift.

Who?

He ruins it all with verbose, pretentious essays.

Shallow is not deep, “doctor.”

R13, I also gym 6 times a week, and am extremely cautious with my diet. Have been for 20 years. My body looks good, but the only times I’ve ever looked even remotely like this man, was on heavy decadurabolin & trenbolone cycles. I did a couple just for fun, but stopped as I was acutely aware of the very heavy toll this takes on your heart and kidney. Any doctor would know that of course. He’s just too vapid to stop.

He looks like a side of beef. You could get a lot of fine steaks out of him.

Did he get that bad hair transplant fixed?

OP = Dr Jake

Does he actually work anywhere?

Should be struck off!

Ew.

What type of ‘doctor’ is he? Gross.

R29, he dispenses pain pills to veterans in VA hospitals.

I don’t imagine this is a task that places a great deal of stress on his copious intellect.

#hairpuff #drivel #smirk

The way you had Dr in quotes I thought he was a star in medical-themed porn.

utterly ghoulish

There's nothing hot about him.

Wow, you guys are one tough audience - that's one of the finer pics I've seen on DL!

Yes, he’s worked out but he looks so strange.

I’m sure he must feel so bad for the narcissist he is

Guessing that R35 is new here

Dr Jake, is that you again?

[quote] he dispenses pain pills to veterans in VA hospitals.

AKA Dr. Feelgood

He trims the hair around his nipples. Bet he’s a suction cup whore.

How tall is Jake? Taller guys cannot usually keep that level of muscle.

R30 why go through all that trouble with med school, residency, and the certification exam just to pass out pills?

I got he wanted the prestige title without having to do too much so he can party and vacation constantly.

But even then. Why waste that time when he could have spent half that to be an RN or just be a technician/paramedic like those other nasty whores

At the end of the day, like it or not, Jake is an MD that does get paid to pass out pills, party, and fuck. I think he did OK for himself.

Yes, but is he happy?

I think not. The endless, tedious, self absorbed posts he makes of inane drivel, speaks of a man unhappy with himself.

jakejacob01 Sometimes the most authentic shots are the most candid ones. Lounging around the house waiting for food to finish cooking. It’s really the simple things in life. Subtle Darth Vader Mickey in the background.

#tightywhities #lounge #peach #instagay #candid #simplethings #lounging

The original pic has been removed for some reason - but for those questioning if he's on steroids, I'd say yes.

Not knocking it, as I've said on here before I think his body looks hot even if there is something a bit 'off' about it, it's the personality that I find repulsive!

in his IG stories, Jake loves a meme 1 of his fans made

Runar loving a onesie that a client gave him

R47 I heard Jake is vers and likes flip fucking so you can get in that if he likes you.

jakejacob01 This picture popped back up on my feed from @beardedhairyscruffhunks

A lot of people have said I shouldn’t post shirtless pictures because I’m a “professional.” That’s never made much sense to me. Are there parts of me I need to hide? Can’t I be a professional and human at the same time? Why the shaming for being both a physician and someone who enjoys other aspects of my life. I’m reminded of a “study” that was published where male physicians made fake Facebook profiles and shamed female physicians who posted swim suit pictures online and proclaimed them “unprofessional.” Insane that it was even published.

Most common complaint is having my stethoscope on. I fail to see the issue of having a tool I use often hanging around my neck. It’s part of me, just like my own body, my face, my personality, my strengths, my chest hair, my flaws.

I hope in the future we can all be more accepting of every part of us, and move away from the cultural shaming we’ve been indoctrinated with. I’m excited for the progress our society is making.

#physician #gaydoctor #physique #chesthair #instagay #scruff

jakejacob01 Deep thoughts and real talk today.

I’ve prided myself in being an “eternal optimist” for many aspects of my life. This past year and a half hasn’t jaded me so much but opened my eyes to a larger reality. It’s helped me see that often my pursuit of an end goal of happiness may have hindered me from simply enjoying the present. To put it simply and a bit vaguely I’ve “stopped.” Stopped pushing, stopped longing. Stopped reaching for things that will likely never be, and started simply being, and allowing those around me to be exactly who they are without the pressure of expectations. I’ve let go of a lot of who I thought I wanted to be, and in so doing I’ve gained an inner peace to enjoy those in my life today because I have no idea where life will take us or if they will be around tomorrow.

I’ve also stopped pushing for a fairy tale future from my childhood. At almost 40 dare I say I’m finally growing up.

For the first time the children in the US are on the decline, and honestly I get it. There was a time I really wanted kids. I went to adoption fares, I researched and started saving for surrogacy. I was also partnered then, life happens. Circumstances change. My rose colored glasses for the future have been lifted, “the scales have been lifted from my eyes.”

The world and the future have become far less welcoming. Constant wars, recessions, political unrest, climate change, financial crisis with nothing being done about any of these things. Most people I know still have crushing debt student debt and/or medical debt. It all seems a bit hopeless so it’s no wonder couples are choosing pets instead of babies.

Compared to who I was before now I can’t imagine bringing a child into this world right now and I applaud those who do. Maybe as life transitions to a new phase I’ll want them again, who knows.

For now I’m content being present. I’m content being my best self today, and whatever that may mean for tomorrow. A gentle reminder in case you forgot, you are perfect exactly as you are today. I’d you’re thriving then thrive. If you’re in a slump then ride that slump out knowing life gets better.

#scruff #zaddy #gaydoctor #deepthoughts #instagay #chesthair

posting in solidarity with Britney!

jakejacob01 Posting in solidarity with @britneyspears Why?

1) #freebritney In general terms conservatorships are incredibly rare and require significant medical and legal documentation. Doing a conservatorship to control a multimillionaires finances and estate should be punishable to the fullest extent of the law. I applaud getting to the bottom of this.

2) Instagram and social media has long since had an unfair bias towards gay men, allowing women to post pictures like hers but taking down equivalent men’s picture. Let’s see how long this stays up.

3) We are the same age and both turning 40 at the end of this year. Props for keeping 40 alive 👏🏻👏🏻

#equality #bööty #peach #peaches #🍑

24,000 likes for Jake. Is it because of his message or because he's showing ass? I want to see the ratio of likes for Jake when he's posting normal photos opposed to softcore porn

He's a hot whore. Did he become a doctor to self medicate his STDs?

jakejacob01 Obsessed for so many reasons @aoc

1) She’s using her platform to do more than anyone else there for promoting a sustainable economy

2) Shes in the middle the wealthiest of the wealthy with the message tax the rich and doesn’t give a flying f*ck

3) She consistently has the same message, tax the ultra wealthy billionaires. PLEASE YES. The world doesn’t need billionaires.

3) All politics aside she looks 👌

4) if you’re looking to hate on her please list what you’re doing to help provide affordable medical care, drugs, housing, minimum wage. If you don’t like how she does things then show me you can do better. Or better yet when are you running for office?

#eatherich #taxtherich #aoc

I'm totally not surprised he's an "independent" voter. He's far to narcissistic.

an AOC stan!

His hair poof is getting even worse as his hairline continues to recede. Is there no better hairstyle he can choose besides one that shows his ever-growing forehead?

R68 His poof that shows off his sixhead is laughable

r66 "Independent" means he votes 100% on Republican platforms, away from his online persona. Don't let these whores fool you, they been caught so many times being two faced in their ideologies and beliefs.

to be fair he is clearly in favor of abortion, medicare for all, black lives matter and of course gay rights

jakejacob01 Throwback Thursday

Okay, back to doing these muscle ups again.

One is the scariest parts of restarting old workouts is the potential for new injuries. Specifically for guys “my age” are “weekend warrior” injuries which is what I’m most concerned about. Taking it slow and going within my own limitations is most important. About 90% of these muscle ups are form but just because I know the form doesn’t mean I’m resistant to injury. I’ll give it a try and “return and report”. Wish me luck.

#muscleup #muscleups #instagay #physique #gaydoctor

where is the sex tape video of him fucking another dude, he has a surprisingly large cock.

jakejacob01 Happy Friday! Fresh fade and ready for a weekend getaway with some of my favorites. Very short weekend but excited to see my home away from home in Miami.

#freshfade #mia #physician #gaydoctor #instagay #getaway #scruff #scruffy #chesthair #chesthairdontcare

he's a fan of Lil Nas X

Not a person of any color but white to ever be seen.

Jake like most of these IG white gays support minority gays but only through the computer screen and their keyboards when making statements on social media.

I guarantee that the support stops through DMs, dating apps and real life socialization especially at these get togethers and circuit parties which purposely restrict minority gays (either through private invites or being priced out of attending)

[quote]Is it because of his message or because he's showing ass?

Because he's muscular, has a nice dick and most importantly, has a big torso and short legs which is another mark of "the man". He's built like an ideal man, even if it's "cartoony", it's hot. Basically because he's hot.

R73 it's hard to find, I have seen it but I don't think I saved it anywhere. Yeah he's got a nice dick but I prefer his ass...can't deny that I would clap those cheeks like a standing ovation.

You thirsty whores !

Runar and roommate are on vacation in Spain

Has Jake been slutting recently?

Yes. That's what he refers to as "self care."

Runar’s roommate’s tattoo is hideously tragic.

They've gone from Instahos to Intstabores.

Jake was in Vegas this weekend

jakejacob01 Hello Vegas. Hiking those red rocks.

#hiking #vegas #gayboys #instagay

At least he covered up his sad hairline.

Is that a new group of besties?

Trouble up with those ridiculously bulked up arms is that it makes them look short - like a raptor.

Who are his new friends?

He must be losing his mind and tearing out his little hair puff with Instagram down all day. How can he survive without the attention and validation of social media?

Maybe we can finally see the good doctor on Twitter. If he does one step closer to him doing OnlyFans porn

his next trip

The Revenge Of The Hair Puff!

Atlanta is party central. I need to see some Jake orgy video action

Does he ever take time off from being fabulous long enough to actually see patients?

Do you really think that being a doctor at the VA is demanding? Jake got a gig there because 1) he's not very good and 2) he's LAZY. Pride in Atlanta this weekend. Sure the good doctor will be drugged to the gills.

When was the mask mandate on airplanes lifted?

Veterans deserve better than a self-obsessed A-gay, who can't stop taking selfies and posting pseudo-intellectual bullshit online long enough to take their temperature.

meanwhile Runar has now left Spain after a week and is going to stay in London for a month

his activities in Atlanta

If you ever wondered what the gay version of a Klan rally would look like, now you know.

How does one get to be in Jake's "Friend of the Month" Club?

Easy, r108 - you just have to be white and under 40, with a 46” chest, a 28” waist, and $20 million in the bank.

I doubt Jake is a millionaire. He's a thousandaire at most and hopefully Ted took half at the divorce.

he's posted in his stories numerous times that he's still paying off student debt from med school

Dr. Jake is a poor, but I imagine his “friends” all have to be rich, or else why would he bother?

R111 So Jake still has debt but he’s jet setting off and spending his money on this type of stuff? And not only once but about 5-10 times a year. That’s thousands of dollars in just these trips. All to participate in all white orgies? Do circuit gays even realize this(the poor ones)?

stories post

[bold] full post [/bold]

jakejacob01 Wow over 3 years ago since I started this journey. Needless to say I’ve changed and grown since then. Good to look back and see where I’ve been and where I’m going.

#gaydoctor #physician #stethoscope #stethascope #repost #growth

Journey to what? Being a circuit drone? Congrats Jake! The only thing he's grown is his hair puff and empty well of neediness.

today's stories post

reacting to fan art

jakejacob01 Finally have my piano nook back in place. All is right in the world. Insert thirsty pic. Insert joke about insertion 😂 Insert joke about pianist

#pianist #instagay #physique #practice #perfectpracticemakesperfect #gaydoctor

He's posted that pic before

Jake is amused

He's a needy windbag! My God.

R118 nothing about how that “artist”’gave him a regular forehead and hairline lol

^Where did Jake steal that from? You know he didn't write that himself.^

Halloween plans announced!

He just can't stop traveling!

Runar showing his Friday night Halloween weekend club outfit during his extended stay in London

Jake is in LA! with friend as Mario & Luigi

Someone needs to contact Nintendo and tell them that a couple of attention needy sluts are tainting Mario's image.

40th bday!

remembering an old photoshoot

the photographer posted all3 pics as a happy bday to Jake

Jake was at home walking around in his underwear when the window washer showed up

part I

part 2

1 of the happy bday wishes

Runar's message

Does Jake consider posting his endless odes to himself along with shirtless selfies as random acts of kindness?

Will Jake now act his age and be a responsible adult?

R139 see R134 and R135 for a hint

Jake is proof educated people can still be thunderously stupid.

His take on 40 is rather sad

Pathetic.

I wonder what's changed in his routine as he is a lot less muscular than he was a couple years ago

His “routine” doesn’t include steroids any longer. Once you stop taking them, you lose that hyper-vascularity you can see most displayed in Jake’s infamous “chimp arm” picture with the stethoscope and a maroon shirt.

He might just be off cycle. Expect a full return for the summer slate of circuit parties with his latest set of "besties"

R142, he’s beginning to get that middle aged chubby look

Runar pulled Jake’s own playbook on Jake himself and then got out before Jake could drop him or use Runar for his own means (which, ostensibly, he did as a way to replace/terminate Ted right under Ted’s nose). If I recall, Runar parlayed his association with Jake into increased advertisement and followers for his Air BnB rentals as well as for some outdoors Icelandic company. Runar even got Jake to include him on a cruise vacation with Jake and his then-husband Ted which basically became a “farewell vacation” for Ted.

Jake is getting too old to successfully practice hypergamy anymore. He really should have matured and stayed within a marriage with Ted. But oh well. I'd still smash Ted

Jake has spent the long weekend for his bday in Palm Springs

a montage of pics below

Caftan alert in one of those pics above!!

He has definitely stopped steroids. His body is nowhere near as worked out as before. It finally looks normal

Must be a Jake look-alike. Our Jake would be in a speedo and pulling it down to show his ass.

OK wow he does look completely different! I guess he was on roids and HGH before and he's stopped for whatever reason, now he looks like a 'before' pic

He doesn’t even have the fourth best body out of that birthday group.

he just spent the past weekend at the Electric Daisy Carnival in Orlando

after 5 weeks in London that followed his vacation in Spain, Runar is finally going back to Iceland

jakejacob01 Bulking has its perks. Some day I’ll learn how to “twerk” Until then a booty shake will be enough 😂

Jake has bulked to the point where he ripped his pants

he's definitely aiming to be as big as he was before

Guess he found a new dealer

Ted has moved on! His IG is still private but his new profile pic shows him kissing another man and they have a dog. Meanwhile Jake is still single

Ted wants the settled down, married life. Jake clearly is in no hurry for that. That's probably why they divorced

[bold] Deep thoughts while sitting naked in a bath tub showing the results of his bulking phase! [/bold]

jakejacob01 Happy Friday. Deep thoughts.

I’ve had quite a year, lots of time to reflect, remember, and reminisce about the life I wanted and the life I have now.

When I was a teenager I remember thinking I didn’t have the forever family I wanted and I vowed to build that desired family for myself some day so I did just that. I left Utah, I started my education, I did grad school, I found my potential life-partner and I became the provider I always wanted to be. I built the framework for a life I always wanted. Unfortunately life had other plans.

Then over three years ago that life I always wanted disintegrated around me. I felt like I lost everything. The hope for children, family, that white picket fence, everything crumbled. I was left dazed and confused. I was abandoned again, confused, in a new city, with no family or friends around me, alone without purpose, traumatized. I struggled to find meaning. Then COVID hit and I had little opportunity to establish new relationships, memories, or experiences.

It took time but with new nope and opportunities I began to realize a new hope. I realized that I have a better purpose. I had worked my entire life to build a family and future. Most important I could build my own life and future, even if it wasn’t a life I thought or comprehended before. A life I never dreamed of before. My main thoughts throughout my life is that I have never dreamed how good life could be. So now here I am living a dream I never knew could be so wonderful.

Life is hard. I still want a family. Maybe kids, maybe that white picket pence. Maybe I’ll live in a different country, who knows. But I know I want to build an amazing future with a partner, to take on the world and live my life to the fullest with that amazing partners. If I’ve learned anything it’s that I want to be my best self, to be happiest with who I am now, and to have that special someone to then add even more to my own happiness.

#deepthoughts #love #gay #gaydoctor

Wow. Is he posting about his relationship with Ted imploding as a reaction to Ted posting that sweet picture of him and his new boyfriend? With Jake, the most obvious answer is usually true so I would bet on it.

R165 I remember at the time of their breakup before Ted went private on IG, he posted how upset he was. Jake never posted anything like that and instead was shown running around with Runar. So now Jake is claiming he was "abandoned"

Jake was abandoned like Ted during their threesomes with Runar.

drama! Jake got bullied by a right wing internet "comic" for his silly bathtub post

he then blocked Jake later

Yeah, Jake wants the white picket fence and children thing so badly, he's spent the past three years running round circuit parties like a superannuated ho, guzzling as many steroids and party favors as is humanly possible.

Riiiiiight.

Is Joey B Toonz a DataLounger?

How can a person this educated be this stupid? He possesses no self awareness and no common sense. Is he pranking all of us with this silly #selfcare bullshit? Or is he just a dumb blonde who somehow miraculously made it through med school? This hair puff is an enigma. He definitely not my type, but all my minority fiends live his look.

^^ **love**

He has the desirable generic look all gay men are accustomed to fantasizing and masturbating about. Of course they love his look.

It’s too bad Jake never capitalized and did porn. He would have been a star

holiday travel

bragging about his chest being noticed at the airport

R176 Oh, the irony of feigning embarrassment at your pecs being noticed when you spend your life posting semi-nude selfies on Instagram for 'likes'. God, I hate him.

R176 - I don’t believe I ever cringed as hard as I did reading that.

One of the most desperate and needy people on the planet.

[quote] Too tight for a slip

What does that mean in R179's pic?

A nip slip, perhaps?

He's 40 now and still fishing for likes on IG. At some point, no matter how hot he is. it gets sad.

He’s a balding little boy trapped in a man’s body. He has a dysfunctional relationship with his parents I’m sure. I wonder what happened to him.

His family wants nothing to do with him (I think because they’re Mormon). I don’t think he has a relationship with any of his siblings. Which is why he’s jetting off to Austin and working out alone on Christmas Eve. He has a rather sad and pathetic life no matter how he tries to portray it on social media.

Ted looks like he’s positively thriving now after getting away from Jake which is nice to see.

R185 - That’s so sad. I wonder what he will do when the last remaining remnants of youth are gone. He’ll have nothing to live for.

he has shown himself going back to Utah once in a while. There are 1 or 2 siblings who are more accepting of him but yeah most of them are still strict Mormons and thus him being gay is a no-no

I’m pretty sure that Jake knows about these threads. Weren’t Jake/Runar ones consistently shut down?

next stop on the holiday vacay!

Austin -> Miami

He's a traveling Patient Zero!

Southwest Attendant: "I'm doing the job of three people right this minute, because two of my coworkers called in sick today and I don't have time to notice any attention whore's tits, so I don't know what this tweet is referring to."

r189 Always hopping to the next gay party.

Miami activities

Looking forward to seeing Jake get COVID and then pass it on to his patients.

Nothing says 'trashy' like wearing a singlet in a restaurant in the evening.

No. Just no.

I got COVID just looking at those pics.

I that Jake is the old short pale fat one now.

*I love that

[quote] I love that Jake is the old short pale fat BALDING one now

Fixed that for you

He’s got a nice steroided body and an ok face—but I don’t find him even remotely sexy

Next stop, OnlyFans bareback gangbang!

Covid, Find them all and smite them for their vanity.

jakejacob01 30 years old and 40 years old Excited for a new year full of new possibilities. Ready to live my best life.

The scenario at R176 did not happen. Who would talk like that if they wanted to keep their job? And is it more than one person? He said “They”.

Girl who does your hair? It's a mess!

He is starting to look like Teddy from Bob's Burgers.

How does Jake constantly have all these new friends everywhere? I can’t even meet anyone.

Jake must be very self-conscious of his hair poof/balding head since he wears a baseball cap in every single picture now.

R219, I really don’t think these are real friends in the sense you and I might use the word. In fact, I would venture to guess that NYE was the first time he had even met the bulk of them in person. They are curated “Insta-friends” not people he actually knows.

That rc_ifbb guy looks scary.

From his Thursday thirst trap stories

His post at 176 made me laugh so hard. IT NEVER HAPPENED.

If his life is so wonderful then why all the pictures on instagram. He is starved for attention in an unhealthy way.

Is he really supposed to be a doctor? How does he have time for all this crazy shit?

The picture at R224 clearly shows this man has some serious mental problems.

R222 looks like a little old man.👴🏻

If you didn’t know who he was, you’d be wondering why is that little grandpa posing shirtless. Do the nurses at the home know?

R227 HAHAHAHA

And in R224 he looks like a little old man who pooped his pants and is looking around to make sure nobody is looking while he checks his underwear.

I see he is wearing hats pretty consistently to cover up the bad haircut and awful hairline.

He is indeed sad.

How did his face get so old all of a sudden?

The "friend of the month club" is so embarrassing.

commenting on a friend's post

#travelgays? Are they a group of super spreaders traveling across the country to give everyone the gift? Yeah, 2022 better watch out.

R231 I never will understand why men build up their bodies to look as masculine as possible only to pose effeminately and talk with Louis Vuitton Bags falling out of their mouths!

The #travelgays visit various locations, giving the lessers the opportunity to gaze upon their fabulousness

I remember him writing some BS 'I gets better' screed about 'finding your tribe'; the subtext of which was actually 'you lesser gays can't sit with us but at least you've got each other'. He's such a phoney asshole.

jakejacob01

All this cruise talk, I took a trip down memory lane. This year is the 11 anniversary of my first gay cruise ever. I was too young to hear all the negativity around them so I just jumped and I lived my best life. I still had never had alcohol at that point so it was all-natural fun and it was a blast. Mostly I loved how suddenly everyone in the boat had two things in common 1) they were all queer or queer accepting, and 2) everyone just wanted a safe space to have fun.

It was truly one of my first times being in a judgement-free zone about being gay. I did things at my own pace, and still do. It’s crazy how time flies. It’s still fun to let loose and dress up to be care-free.

I dove into the silly costumes and just went with it. Met some amazing people who I still value to this day. Happy 11 year anniversary. What great memories.

#gaycruise #memories #younganddumb #singlet #harness

He wants a goddamn bravery medal for going on a fuck cruise?

R231 I’m trying to imagine a scenario in which I organize a group workout and photo session with my buddies once we’re over the age of 20. Ick.

His hair now is looking like a scruffy, dead rodent laying on its side. Why not just shave it off?

Honey, he wanted bravery medal for growing a beard.

He's truly a bag of shit.

R236 This Casper the Ghost looking mother fucker is so pasty white that his nipples are red! Ewww! Dude get some sun!

another incident!

Poor Jake! The burden of being a celebrity! Also, why was he naked in a dressing room?

1/ Probably never happened 2/ You do not have 'paralysing social anxiety'. People with paralysing social anxiety do not take pictures of themselves running around the globe in tiny shorts with a bunch of sluts 3/ How to turn sexual harrassment into a humblebrag

His friends are ugly.

"Why aren't you recognizing me in your shop?! I expect to be recognized! And traumatized by what I want from you!"

They were probably smiling at his sad hair poof.

This will sound bad, but he's purposely attracting attention online. And the community is small. He has over 250k followers, people know who he is and want a glimpse and to cop a feel. IS it bad, yes, but everyone should know if you're looking for attention you'll get the bad alongside the good. Notice he never complained about the praising and likes he gets online. Or about other hot guys that approach him unsolicited (they even take photos together!)

No one know who he is out in the real world, outside of his tiny Instagram bubble.

Circuit Gollum.

Poor Jake's "Friends of the Month Club" members have become progressively less hot. Is Jake over among the apex Instahoe crowd???

omg is Jake on the current cruise from Miami this week?

he posted this in his stories

obviously not in Kansas City lol

The crippling social anxiety is palpable! I pray to God no-one's looking at him!

R253 Jake must think hanging out with unattractive guys makes him look better.

and to think 1 of the other guys in the pic is an ER doc lol

Jake always posts stuff about covid and people getting their shots but the other part of being responsible is NOT going on a fucking cruise during the surge of omicron

how crazy of him

R254 Dressing up in little coordinated costumes with your other middle-aged friends is not tragic at all.

Her “sell by” date is approaching (if it’s not already here). She’d be fine, I guess, if she were just a hot, fading muscle queen with a good heart who seems to do some quasi-selfless work in the medical field and is trying to get in as many circuit parties before her great gay social death. But the “essays” he writes about his journey really do make him a worthy source of derision. You almost can’t even believe he’s real - everything about him seems like a piece of performance art, like he’s creating a parody of a vapid Insta-Ho. But, no, he is actually dead serious and takes himself this seriously. It’s kind of incredible, really.

R257 virtue signaling is common among these types. They don’t practice what they preach they just want the likes

The fact that he thinks that in 2022, him running around in his knickers on a gay cruise makes him somehow comparable in bravery to Rosa Parks on that bus is hysterical.

And that scolding post about the alleged voyeurism in the changing room: I'd have a guess that his outrage is more to do with the fact that he didn't deem the onlookers 'hot' enough.

I would venture to guess that the changing room incident never even happened. He makes up stories to promote “narratives” (in this case, that he was objectified and visually assaulted while naked or whatever). It just didn’t happened.

Neither did the recent story he told about some airline worker commenting on his pecs while he was boarding a plane. No one does these things and he’s not a good fiction writer.

Like Trump, he has certain “tells” that immediately lets the reader know whatever he’s about to say is a lie.

Of course we wouldn't miss the Miami cruise. His life would have no purpose if he didn't go. 🙄

lmao if you haven't checked his stories he posted a video clip

I'll type out what he said for those of you who can't see it

"So a gratuitous humble brag-but I spent a lot of my 20s asking myself what I could do then to be the person I wanna be in my 40s so now this is my 40s 2020-I'm OK with it"

He thinks it’s still 2020?

It looks like he has a small penis.

We’ve all seen it.

R267 I haven't seen it. I'm trying to understand what all the fuss is about. I see muscular guys every day and some are actually quite handsome. Link?

R267 Stop peeking over those dressing room doors you pervert! Give Dr Jake the privacy he so desires.

Can’t link here. I’ll DM you the pics.

tonight's festivities

bestie kiss!

R271 I can't tell you how many times I've turned to my middle-aged best male friend (who I call a bestie, of course) and suggested that we hike our shorts down our buttcracks and kiss so we can post it to our social media.

But they have to be MATCHING shorts, R272. Or else it doesn't count.

R271 Translation - He fucked Jake once but didn't find his mussy good enough to go back for seconds so they are now "friends."

He calls every trick whose name he can't remember 'Bestie'. In the same way my ageing dad with Alzheimer's calls everyone 'Bill'.

in his stories he has a video of him and another guy, possibly the one in the pic at R271 shaking their asses while slightly touching. They're headless

a still pic

I don’t get showing the ass it’s tacky and quite frankly anyone who does it know does so to advertise their porn page. Jake make the leap already

So does that mean they’ve seen each other’s dicks? I would not be dongs out with my friends.

First signs of cellulite. The clock's ticking, motherfucker!

meanwhile Runar is on a ski vacation in the French alps

Runar's starting to develop the infamous Hair Puff!

Jake must be on DL and seeing you people talking about his hair "pouf." He is wearing hats a lot more. Maybe he will get hair plugs or a full wig!

Imagine working alongside--and being expected to take seriously--this fucking idiot. Look at that stupid video he posted of he and his latest bestie shaking their naked asses and thinking, "And this guy is supposed to represent our hospital."

For clarity, the couple he's with at R282 are the same ones along with another guy at R254

R284 Imagine being his patient and then scrolling through instagram one day and see him shaking his ass!

On please, it’s 2020. Doctors can shake their ass if they want to.

R287 Some of his gay patients may think it is cute, but a lot of people don't wanna see their "doctor" in various states of undress rubbing booties with other people.

[bold] he posted a montage of pics/clips from the cruise. I'm sure he'll take this post down in the near future. Lots of bulges. Some reposts from his stories [/bold]

jakejacob01 Just a few memories from last weekend ❤️❤️

Why isn't anyone posting pics or links.

I have no idea who this guy is, but I guess I am the only one who doesn't.

Will Jake one day look back at these "memories" and wonder "WTF was I thinking???"

R291 I suspect not. Jake seems like the kinda gay guy that thinks these are the best days of his life since he is at his physical peak which is sad because there is so much more to life. His best days could (and should) be ahead of him but he won't see it that way.

Once the muscles start to atrophy he is gonna be depressed as the shallow people hanging around him disappear.

When he looks back at these pictures he will be sad and angry that he'll never be that fit again no matter how hard he tries.

R289, that’s a scary montage.

He is in shape but he is NOT a handsome man. 🤢

R292 that happened to a friend of mine. He managed to maintain his 'battleship' body - with the help of (far oto much) juicing - until his late 40s when his shoulder and hips spectacularly gave out, and he fully 'deflated' in about 18 months. The parties and the whoring stopped in their tracks, along with the so-called friendships that went along with them. Fortunately for him, he has a brain, genuine charisma, and cultural interests so he's been able to reinvent himself.

Jake, I fear, will not be so lucky. I see no evidence of him having a life outside his appearance, and being a 'party gay'.

Can you imagine Jake reading a novel? I really can’t.

"When he looks back at these pictures he will be sad and angry that he'll never be that fit again no matter how hard he tries."

Even worse: he'll write another series of his self-congratulatory essays about how he's learned and grown so much.

There's nothing sadder than an old queen, except an old party queen.

just in time for the weekend bomb cyclone!

in Hell's Kitchen

Poor Vapid Jake. I almost feel sorry for him. He thinks muscles make him interesting.

Somebody please tell Grandpa Jake that muscles are only hot and drool worthy when you are under 30.

Once you hit 30, sure they're still an asset, but everybody is looking at you like, "Don't you have a mortgage or a career you should be focusing on by now."

He's now that desperate OLD attention whore still trying to flex at the club and circuit parties after everyone's moved on to younger and hotter dick.

#TimesUp Jake! It's time to grow up.

Does Jake talk about his antics with the people he works with?

Does he have friends at work?

Does he even have any real friends?

Why does his hair start at the back of his head?

That style is all the rage at circuit parties!

his IG has been down since after his NYC trip. I remember a few years ago he went off for a short time before coming back but this time seems longer

What is the good doctor up to? I am quite perplexed he decided to go silent. The man loves the camera and an audience!

Maybe he died.

As I am sure many DLer's can empathize with, even if you look younger than your age, let's say 40, you are still your age! I am 41 and I we were talking about an attractive woman I had worked for when I was 28. My friend was like, "she was so old" and I was like, "she was 38 at the time." Jake is so obsessed with looks and youth that it's got to be tough getting older as it is for everyone. Even if you are hot, telling someone you are 41, it suddenly makes you less sexy.

For MD's, I definitely think this type of whorey instagram would be a turn off for me personally. I want to see my MD in scrubs saving lives, not on a crystal binge at a circuit party half clothed. Hairstylist fine, MD, no. I met a 30-something Psychiatrist (MD) at a gay event who was cute, we had chemistry, but he was so falling down drunk that I was like there is no way in hell I would ever refer him.

Would you want Jake as you anesthesiologist the day after he returned from a gay cruise? Another thing about 40, you don't bounce back as quickly from the booze and the drugs, in fact hangovers can last for days I am learning.

I'm really missing his attention whoring.

He’s an ugly troll. I’m glad he disappeared.

Has he caught 🐵 pox yet?

Someone should introduce her to Kevin Sessums. With any luck, they would mutually self-destruct.