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Happy World Naked Gardening Day!

Have fun in the garden!

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by Anonymousreply 21May 2, 2021 1:02 AM

Nice!!!

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by Anonymousreply 1May 1, 2021 3:42 PM

Yum!

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by Anonymousreply 2May 1, 2021 3:45 PM

What if you get stung on the tip? đź””

by Anonymousreply 3May 1, 2021 3:46 PM

Greetings from Cholmondeley Castle

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by Anonymousreply 4May 1, 2021 3:47 PM

[quote] Greetings from Cholmondeley Castle

No wonder Prince William always wants to be with Rose! He can let in all hang out at her place.

by Anonymousreply 5May 1, 2021 3:48 PM

Is it also World Pancake Day, OP?

by Anonymousreply 6May 1, 2021 3:59 PM

I have some gardening to do today. In the front yard so regrettably I won’t be participating in this event.

by Anonymousreply 7May 1, 2021 4:04 PM

Naked Gardening has shown us that you humans no longer have your own bushes.

by Anonymousreply 8May 1, 2021 4:11 PM

As if bottoms need an excuse to take their clothes off.

by Anonymousreply 9May 1, 2021 5:00 PM

Beware of chain saws, weedwhackers, and garden sheers, you may lose wee willie winkie to the blade.

by Anonymousreply 10May 1, 2021 5:07 PM

*slurp*

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by Anonymousreply 11May 1, 2021 5:46 PM

But you never see any cock. There is always something in the way.

by Anonymousreply 12May 1, 2021 5:53 PM

OP is what I picture a lot of the flyover eldergays to look like. And maybe that's being generous.

by Anonymousreply 13May 1, 2021 7:35 PM

OP’s guy didn’t need a special day to be naked as he is nude in literally every photo on his IG.

by Anonymousreply 14May 1, 2021 7:55 PM

What is this thread Senior Citizens day at Home Depot’s Garden Center?

by Anonymousreply 15May 1, 2021 8:29 PM

Simon and I went to college together

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by Anonymousreply 16May 1, 2021 8:44 PM

I'd introduce penis sheaths like the ones papuans wear.

by Anonymousreply 17May 1, 2021 9:01 PM

Once around the garden would suffice here.

by Anonymousreply 18May 1, 2021 9:18 PM

I didn't realize Peter Brady was so into gardening...

by Anonymousreply 19May 1, 2021 9:22 PM

A snip-snip here and a snip-snip there.......

by Anonymousreply 20May 1, 2021 11:09 PM

Does having a foreskin make you a better gardener?

Asking for an American friend.

by Anonymousreply 21May 2, 2021 1:02 AM
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