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Tasteful Friends: A 3 million dollar New Mexico Mansion awaits!

Honestly, the dead trees and brackish water of the nearby river make the fake greenery around this house look weird. And the furnishings are kinda gross. But hey, it can be yours over only 12,000 dollars a month, not including utilities or property taxes!

The bathrooms sure look nice though.

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by Anonymousreply 9May 4, 2021 7:43 PM

The house is over-done, but the surroundings are just tragic. Even the view of the mountains, which should be lovely, seems dirty and sallow.

by Anonymousreply 1May 1, 2021 3:37 PM

New mexico? No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 2May 1, 2021 3:44 PM

I've always wanted a urinal in the garage... I'd just put it in a little room with a door, however.

Where were the bathroom pics? All I saw were dozens of exterior shots highlighting the bleak surroundings. You'd think the would have hire a professional photographer who could manage to capture the natural beauty that is New Mexico.

by Anonymousreply 3May 1, 2021 3:48 PM

It’s nice when you can furnish every square inch with Wayfair.

by Anonymousreply 4May 1, 2021 4:43 PM

Poorly executed cheap imitation of the Tuscan esthetic, circa 1995. Carmella Soprano on steroids.

by Anonymousreply 5May 4, 2021 12:56 AM

Bernalillo, NM is still a sleeping town. This house is so close to the Rio Grande. That's a hard pass. Not much to do there except the casino.

When I lived in Abq we would drive at night heading towards Santa Fe and you'd see the lights of Abq then darkness, the smoke stacks of Bernalillo and then a long stretch of darkness and then SF.

by Anonymousreply 6May 4, 2021 1:05 AM

There's something about the house that screams DREAM HOUSE for someone who earned a few dollars, but now can't afford to keep it.

It's got all the things a someone who got their ideas about luxury living from HGTV.

by Anonymousreply 7May 4, 2021 1:19 AM

Lottery winner,circa 1995 built that monstrosity . I usually can find at least a few things in a house I dont hate,but not this one. Its all just so ghastly,so over the top. "Lawsy we sho is rich now" !

by Anonymousreply 8May 4, 2021 1:33 AM

I'm just back from Arizona, and that's exactly the kind of excessive desert-state home I loathe!

Excess everywhere from the butt-ugly rails to the fucking lawns, in a landscape that is intolerant of excess.

by Anonymousreply 9May 4, 2021 7:43 PM
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