I’m TINY shorts, ample assets, shirtless at the beach, mini-me sons or daughters, showing them what they’re missing, peachy posteriors and a housewive’s amazing hack to do something that everybody already knows about.
Let’s be the Daily Mail!
|by Anonymous||reply 165||20 hours ago|
I'm a British Z-lister's pert posterior.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/30/2021|
I’m jaw-dropping curves.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/30/2021|
I'm the shade.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/30/2021|
I’m the Daily Mail. I give the customers what they want.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/30/2021|
I’m Elizabeth Hurley’s svelte frame.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/30/2021|
I’m the most popular newspaper in the world.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/30/2021|
Leo's Dad Bod!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/30/2021|
I’m a bikini body.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/30/2021|
I’m a D lister refugee from TOWIE. I’m pregnant. I dress my baby bump.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/30/2021|
I'm slim pins!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/30/2021|
I'm Steve Irwin's "hot niece". No one but Daily Mail readers know who the fuck I am, and even they don't understand why DM keeps plundering my social media accounts.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/30/2021|
I'm the moderated in advance comments on all Zac Efron articles.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/30/2021|
I'm Todd Thicke. The rest of the world has moved on, but DM keeps trying to make me (and my girlfriend) happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/30/2021|
Hahahaha I love you R11
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/30/2021|
I'm the excellent picture coverage.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/30/2021|
I'm Dr. Phil. Every year around the holidays, my PR company arranges for DM to do some fluff piece on my family. I think it's ridiculous, but my wife gets excited when someone wants to take her picture. Then a few weeks later, I'll return the favor, and in an act of cross-promotion, I'll have some DM "investigative reporter" appear on my show to give his take on a news story.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/30/2021|
I’m Rebel Wilson. I flaunt my curves! Which is DM shorthand for “still fat”.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/30/2021|
I'm the made-up articles attacking liberals and ignoring the misdeeds of conservatives
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/30/2021|
I’m the “toned midriff”. But I really am.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/30/2021|
I'm the story that's just three sentences long. An unnecessary bulleted list appears above me. Then, the 12 photo captions each repeat the entire story.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/30/2021|
I am an EXCLUSIVE.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/30/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/30/2021|
I’m Lauren Goodger’s thong - I am barely hanging on.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/30/2021|
I'm the word "VERY". I always appear in all capital letters.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/30/2021|
I'm the way they always call Gemma Collins 'toned' and Niall Hogran a 'hunk'.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/30/2021|
I'm Emily Ratajkowsi's cartoonishly over-filled lips. New pics daily.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/30/2021|
I’m a VERY busty display. I’m often to be found in a skimpy bikini, frolicking on the beach.
In Bognor Regis.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/30/2021|
'Harry Styles goes topless in new shoot'
They love writing about him as if he's a woman. Homophobic.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/30/2021|
I’m “Her Royal Hotness” for describing Pippa Middleton. I never took off. It’s been ten years now.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/30/2021|
Can you remember when they made a facebook page for Pippa's non existent ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/30/2021|
I'm the photo captions. I draw attention to the subject's imperfections by praising them. For example, I describe Kidman's hair as "her glossy locks."
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/30/2021|
I'm the owner of the Daily Mail and I'm delighted that so many American Social Justice Warriors pay attention to my popular newspaper.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/30/2021|
R12 Same with the Aaron Rodgers articles!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/30/2021|
"Rugged good looks"
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/30/2021|
I strip down to my bra and thong pants for a selection of sizzling snaps.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/30/2021|
I am the celebrity "mansion" which really is just an average-sized townhouse.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/30/2021|
I set pulses racing in semi-sheer lingerie including a nude bralet.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/30/2021|
I am the mysterious "friends" who always have insights into the inner workings of a celebrity's mind.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/30/2021|
I am Ben Affleck's hangov... oops, I mean large Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/30/2021|
I am two dozen photos from the exact same set that make their way to the pages of the Daily Mail. Traditional publications usually employ a photo editor, who carefully selects the image(s) that best complement the text. But not at the Daily Mail. We'll print eveything you've got.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/30/2021|
I’m Katie Price’s fake tits.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/30/2021|
I’m the retarded Brits in the comments section who bitch about “cancel culture” and things in America being too “woke” even though it’s not our country.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/30/2021|
R12 I'm your twin, the moderated in advance comments on all Elton John articles.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/30/2021|
I'm the only newspaper in the world that runs stories on soap opera developments like they were real news.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/30/2021|
I get tired as hell telling Americans again and again that no, I'm not part of Murdoch's stable.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/30/2021|
I’m the word “SLAMS!” whenever there’s an article about a celebrity “feud” (when most of the time there is no feud at all).
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/30/2021|
I'm the leggy display of eye-popping pins.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/30/2021|
I’m the dizziness from trying to scroll through the endless layout that all just blends together.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/30/2021|
I'm the overweight celebrity who "displays her curves",
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/30/2021|
I'm the unwanted videos and ads
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/30/2021|
I'm Piers Morgan and my sole purpose is to be heard and felt in America. Fuck this tiny, wet island.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/30/2021|
I’m Luke Evans flaunting my buff physique, SHIRTLESS on the beach in a pair of TINY speedos.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/30/2021|
I’m Sarah Vine, pretending that I’m not married to Michael Gove.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||04/30/2021|
I’m the fastest to get pics of any interesting event.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/30/2021|
I'm the Socialist Paraparazzi on the Daily Mail staff.
I go to hoity-toity events and capture rich people behaving badly.
My favourite event is going to Ascot and capturing rich ladies get tipsy and allowing their back fat to spill out of their strapless gowns. Hopefully some of them will fall over and crawl on all fours for the policemen to pick them up.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/30/2021|
I’m 45 pounds overweight, looking “relaxed and casual” in the only clothes that I can now fit into.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/30/2021|
I'm head of the mutton-dressed-as-lamb department, where we fulsomely praise the eternal beauty of aged, fat and well-wrinkled one-time celebrities in order to attract a slew of clicks and derisive comments.
Works every time!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||04/30/2021|
I’m the sensationalist American shooting story. Works every time!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/30/2021|
R55 If you think that the drunk slappers at “hoity toity” events such as Ascot are rich ladies then you are absolutely the target demographic of the DM.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/30/2021|
I'm the Daily Mail's right-wing bullshit that gets posted to DL constantly.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/30/2021|
[quote] that gets posted to DL constantly.
I'm the stuff that gets posted to Datalounge constantly because all the other media uses paywalls and forbids Dataloungers from re-posting pictures.
The Daily Mail pays for wages for all those photographers that we so freely posted to DL constantly.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/30/2021|
I'm the weekly story about the Nazis, reminding little Englanders how Britain destroyed the German war machine all by its brave self.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/01/2021|
I’m the Australian expert who shares clever hacks.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/01/2021|
I’m the price of every house that’s even remotely featured in a story.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/01/2021|
I'm the 35 negative Biden articles in the USA section that is meant to deflect from the pedo republican fuckups.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/01/2021|
i'm one of the Love Island alumni trying to stretch out their 15 minutes by being/doing something edgy like changing their hair color, losing weight, hooking up with a former Love Islander, writing some inane book, fronting some fashion line, releasing an interview about how they are so different now, or how this couple is (impossibly) still together after all this time and planning to have babies.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/01/2021|
I'm a doctor in psychology. I get contacted to confirm the mental illnesses of escaping royals. I get paid to post my opinion. I get told what to post. I'm a true story. Confirmed by two top clinical psychologists.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/01/2021|
I'm a Stefanovic. I feature weekly. Why? No one knows
|by Anonymous||reply 68||05/01/2021|
Never heard of him, r68. i'm on DM fairly often. post a recent?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||05/01/2021|
R69 Stefanovic is an Aussie nobody
|by Anonymous||reply 70||05/01/2021|
I'm the bitter editorials at The Guardian brimming with jealously over Daily Mail circulation that is 10 times than ours. .
|by Anonymous||reply 71||05/01/2021|
I'm the Sidebar of Shame.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||05/01/2021|
I am the Photo Editor of the Daily Mail.
It's my job to ensure that the Queen is shown in only the most regal of poses.
And that Ivana Trump is always pictured stuffing her face with spaghetti.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||05/01/2021|
I'm looking "remarkably fresh-faced on an early morning coffee run."
What they mean to say is that I've been caught crawling home after a 72-hour coke bender.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||05/01/2021|
I'm the comments complaining that the DM is trashy and should be writing about real news. (Ha Ha.)
|by Anonymous||reply 75||05/01/2021|
i am ANY piece of recent shit to post about Harry or Meghan and the breach from HRH. ANYTHING no matter how small the speculation.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||05/01/2021|
I am HILARIOUS. I am never ever more than vaguely amusing, if that.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||05/01/2021|
I'm Gold Coast Bikini Lady #1,637 who — for the first time ever! — will reveal EXACTLY what I ate to lose my mum tum and shed 10 kg in the process!
Breakfast — fruit with Greek yogurt or steel-cut oats
Lunch — salad with grilled chicken
Dinner — grilled fish or chicken with steamed vegetables
Snack — apple with 1 tablespoon of almond butter
|by Anonymous||reply 78||05/01/2021|
I’m the breathless and hyperbolic coverage of the personal banalities and bacchanaels of footballers’ lives (and wives), because footie players are the only semi-attractive and physically-fit famous British people ever featured or discussed in this rag so we have to make the most of it. The Guardian despairs of me.
Since about 1995 I’ve been sitting on a backlog of tip-offs about which footballers are gay/bi behind closed doors, but as I get lovely and frequent kickbacks from UEFA/FIFA/FA/Sky/BBC not to name and shame, I shan’t...yet. The day the cheques stop coming is the day I go nuclear. The loverat stories, holiday snaps, wedding spreads, and hetero clubbing sexploits will do nicely for the time being.
For now, here’s some retired Premiership totty at a sunny Marbella resort, having a kickabout with some local kids. See, not all Brits abroad are awful!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||05/01/2021|
We are looking loved-up!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||05/01/2021|
I'm the daily 15-paragraph update on Arg's sobriety battle and weight-loss struggle.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||05/01/2021|
I'm Sarah Beeny's bathwater. I've already been used by her husband and sons!
I'm Sarah Beeny's concrete. I'm TOO MUCH!
I'm Sarah Beeny's access road. I'm going to cause accidents!
I'm Sarah Beeny's neighbour. I'm Adele!
I'm Sarah Beeny's woodland walks. I'm being slammed by viewers!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||05/01/2021|
I'm the article doing a delicate dance around the fact that a male celebrity is obviously gay and the "loved up" pictures with his beard aren't fooling anyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||05/01/2021|
I’m the ‘moderated in advance’ comments hidden waaaay down the bottom of the page.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||05/01/2021|
R61, I forgot that the Daily Mail is the only possible source of news and photos on the entire internet.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||05/01/2021|
I’m the Kardashian Kunts we used to rule the sidebar of shame!
|by Anonymous||reply 86||05/01/2021|
I'm the word " BIZARRE". The writers seem to have no idea what I mean and use me to describe everything.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||05/01/2021|
I'm the guest writer on Femail sharing how deeply and bitterly I regret having children. I would never tell them of course...but I will publish a column about my feelings with my name and photo. I serve as clickbait for hordes of outraged frauen, who comment on what a DESPICABLE woman I am.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||05/01/2021|
I’m the eleventy billionth DM article that talks trash about vaping, when it’s all pseudoscience and trash studies from universities.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||05/01/2021|
I'm the without-fail mention of the person's HOUSE PRICE in the article.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||05/01/2021|
I'm Samantha Brick, the trolliest troll who ever trolled. I get begrudging respect even from the hardcore Daily Mail haters.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||05/01/2021|
I'm the formulaic staged photograph of a celebrity frolicking on a sunny, sandy beach someplace because holidays away from a large body of water don't count.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||05/01/2021|
I’m an article on the American site which gives Washington as the location.
I’m never going tell you if it’s Washington D.C., the state of Washington, or any of the other states with their own Washingtons.
If you want to know, you’ll have to try to make out the writing on the door of the police car in the background.
Gotta go. I’m meeting my friends Clinton, Arlington, and Franklin.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||05/01/2021|
I'm Leo DiCaprio. Nobody in my camp pays the Daily Mail. So, they "print" photos of me and good friend Lukas Haas with the headline: "Boys Will Be Boys!" They also say that I "giggle" while Lukas "chases" me. I better get on top of this.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||05/01/2021|
I'm the word "REVEALED" which is routinely used when a celebrity shares the most mundane information about themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||05/01/2021|
I'm the page that takes 35 minutes to load.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||05/01/2021|
I'm the top ad expanding down to cover a third of the page.
I'm the vertical ad on the right creeping over until I park myself right in the middle of the text.
We're the videos filling the bottom corners.
Together, we manage to block 95% of an article for those who don't use an ad blocker.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||05/01/2021|
[quote] I'm the page that takes 35 minutes to load.
I'm R96 still using AOL dial-up.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||05/01/2021|
I'm Hillary Duff!
|by Anonymous||reply 99||05/01/2021|
I'm THAT. As in the ring on THAT finger. Or the controversy over THAT song lyric. Or perhaps THAT infamous outfit....
|by Anonymous||reply 100||05/01/2021|
I am your proprietor Bubbles, previously married to Vere.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||05/01/2021|
I’m Jessica Alves. My next plastic surgery is bound to give me the self-confidence I crave.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||05/01/2021|
I'm the bizarre, life threatening allergy to some random substance like air, cotton fabric, or water that can only be found in someone interviewed by the daily mail health section.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||05/01/2021|
I'm cutting a (chic, toned, stylish) figure and I am usually describing fat people like Rebel Wilson.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||05/01/2021|
I'm "ultimate bikini babe." I only accompany photos like the one below.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||05/01/2021|
I'm the Daily Mail body language "expert".
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/01/2021|
I’m the onslaught of Courtney Stodden articles 10 years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||05/01/2021|
I'm the random, exclusive, and thoroughly-researched scoop on Wendy Williams' husband's second family who live close to Wendy's house.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||05/01/2021|
I’m a detached house. I’m to be aspired to.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||05/01/2021|
I am the value of the subject's house. I am always given in £ or $; never in euros.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||05/01/2021|
I'm the ease with which word-salad descriptions of nothing flow from the fingertips of DM writers...
Stunning starlet Arabella Bisto shocked stunned onlookers by plumping her perfect pout using the perfectly clear glass of a high-street shop window as a mirror! As glass is believed to be reflective, the sultry stunner turned to face a coveted floor-to-ceiling window made of pure glass before retrieving a mystery item from the supersized black bag which hung loosely from the bent elbow of her toned right arm.
As her tanned left hand emerged without hesitation from the opening at the top of the bag, it revealed slender fingers carefully holding a small plastic tube filled with an unknown substance which she then deftly applied to her face's top lip, which was situated directly beneath the left and right nostrils of her honed nose. Not one to play favourites, 2021's it-girl quickly followed up with the pillowy bottom lip, which also appeared to be firmly attached to her taut, line-free face. Turning away from the glass window with great aplomb, luscious Arabella unveiled her shocking secret to gobsmacked shoppers — she had expertly applied LASHINGS of peachy-pink nude gloss to each luscious lip!
|by Anonymous||reply 111||05/01/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/01/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 113||05/01/2021|
“Don't tell me about the Press. I know *exactly* who reads the papers. The Daily Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country. The Guardian is read by people who think they *ought* to run the country. The Times is read by the people who actually *do* run the country. The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country. The Financial Times is read by people who *own* the country. The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by *another* country. The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who think it is.'
"Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?"
"Sun readers don't care *who* runs the country - as long as she's got big tits.”
|by Anonymous||reply 114||05/01/2021|
I am C list celebrity offspring - I am shared by my parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||05/01/2021|
I am “tease” - the Mail doesn’t know what I mean, so that minor celebrities tease their next album. Or plot point of their reboot. Or their fusion fashion line due in M&S next week.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||05/01/2021|
I'm the fact that no-one ever "goes" anywhere; instead, they "step out".
|by Anonymous||reply 117||05/01/2021|
Help! I'm the DM print edition. I sit there lonely and untouched on supermarket racks. Pick me up. Or they'll kill me one day. Please!
|by Anonymous||reply 118||05/01/2021|
I'm all the newspaper print editions. All of us will be dead within the decade.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||05/01/2021|
I am the "Femail" column full of gossip and celebrities, yet I have not been attacked by feminists (or have I?).
|by Anonymous||reply 120||05/01/2021|
I’m the UNCANNY resemblance between Princess Charlotte and the Queen.
In one pair of pics, the UNCANNY resemblance is from the fact that they are both seated in chairs. In another, both pictured walking and holding someone’s hand. In yet another, Charlotte is holding a daffodil while Gan Gan is pictured in a FIELD of daffodils!
|by Anonymous||reply 121||05/02/2021|
I’m the random, genuinely gruesome and shocking article with graphic photos of either an animal being killed or abused, or a sickening story of horrific child abuse. I’m wedged between a fluff piece on skipping breakfast and an embarrassing gaffe caught on video at a New Mexico town council meeting. I’ll haunt you for days.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||05/02/2021|
[quote]I am two dozen photos from the exact same set that make their way to the pages of the Daily Mail. Traditional publications usually employ a photo editor, who carefully selects the image(s) that best complement the text. But not at the Daily Mail. We'll print eveything you've got.
I love that - it's like there is no editorial process *at all* - it's just throwing shit up against a wall to see what sticks.
Surely the DM has a FL/TX/OH desk in which they comb local news stories for the trashiest, drugged out people they can fit (extra points if they're obese!) to prominently display to demonstrate what a den of depravity the US is
|by Anonymous||reply 123||05/02/2021|
I’m drunk and hangover Jon Hamm going to the store buy more booze. This is and St.Louis journal are the only ones that cover me now.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||05/02/2021|
A screenprint I made from the DM one day - they were side-by-side.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||05/02/2021|
I'm Judy James, R106. The DM's resident body language and lip reading expert.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||05/02/2021|
I’m the lack of proofreading for spelling and punctuation.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||05/02/2021|
I’m the sub-editing team. I don’t exist.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||05/02/2021|
I’m the moderator on the forums. I regularly allow cranks and bigots free rein to post outrageous and potentially illegal comments. Especially when it comes to Jewish people.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||05/02/2021|
I'm the Royal Reporters. I have photoshopped the ass off my 10 year old profile pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||05/02/2021|
I always am the first with the scoop if you scratch below the headline and I always have the pictures to back it up. I am everywhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||05/02/2021|
R129 DM is published in Britain, where they don't think of anti-Semitism as anti-Semitism.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||05/02/2021|
I'm an article about Petula Clark just to remind you she's still alive. There'll be another one in the Grauniad next week.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||05/02/2021|
I’m the lumpen northern woman who feeds a family of 17 on £2.50 per month. I cook swill, and freeze it.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||05/02/2021|
[quote] I’m the moderator on the forums. I regularly allow cranks and bigots free rein to post outrageous and potentially illegal comments. Especially when it comes to Jewish people.
We're the Guardian actually hiring these bigots as long as they remember to say "Zionist" and not "Jew." That's the quiet part you're not supposed to say out loud, you know. 1945 and all that.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||05/02/2021|
I’m the Australian airhead nutritionist who gets international publicity in the Mail by posing with fruit and telling people to drink water, and to sleep.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||05/02/2021|
I'm the Daily Mail's etiquette expert. Heading to a get-together and aren't sure which utensil should be used for which purpose? Or when can you take your mask off? Should you use the finger bowl before or after? Just ask.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||05/02/2021|
I am moderately famous. I “channel”.
I channel a slightly more famous person.
This means that I wear the same coloured dress as another slightly more famous person.
Different style. Different cut. Different everything. But same colour.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||05/02/2021|
I too am the print edition.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||05/02/2021|
I'm the Z lister in the "are they or aren't they" relationship.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||05/02/2021|
I am one place Sunshine Sucks doesn't penetrate.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||05/03/2021|
I'm Joan Rivers speaking Jewish truth to Aryan power:
|by Anonymous||reply 142||05/03/2021|
I should be the articles on British nobles and gentry, instead of all the rubbish about reality TV "stars".
|by Anonymous||reply 143||05/06/2021|
R142 And less than a month later, she was dead. This is what happens when you say evil things nonstop.
Karma always comes around eventually.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||05/06/2021|
I'm the hackneyed caption "having a Marilyn moment," used every time an errant breeze blows a female celeb's skirt to reveal her upper pins and knickers.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||05/06/2021|
R144: And when you die as a form of execution for your racism, it will be karma.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||05/06/2021|
Joan Rivers was right then and she is right now about those vile racist vermin.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||05/06/2021|
Fuck Paleswine, fuck Islam, fuck the white race, fuck heterosexuality, and fuck you cracker.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||05/06/2021|
Oh, R148 - is “cracker” no longer considered offensive? Is the N word now ok as well?
Or does it depend upon the race of the person who said it?
Talk about racist.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||05/06/2021|
[quote] Jordan blocked on of the first LGBT magazines.
R148 I don't understand this sentence.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||05/06/2021|
Don't try to understand, R150. It's M*tt Ansch*r.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||05/07/2021|
I'm the famous actor or actresses new fuck piece, who DM claims is practically the identical twin of the actor/actresses ex. In reality, I bare no resemblance whatsoever.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||05/07/2021|
I am an English D-lister, channeling Pamela Anderson in my bikini body on a windswept beach in Cornwall, where it’s HOTTER THAN ST TROPEZ!
I’m just a pudgy talentless slag but my swimsuit is red.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||Last Tuesday at 3:48 PM|
Yes, r128 the “taught abs” on display prove your point.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||Last Tuesday at 4:01 PM|
I’m a woman. I’m far too fat, unless the journalist decides that I am far too thin. I’m never just right.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||Last Tuesday at 4:15 PM|
I'm the names of the victims of the latest mass shooting, plus all their personal information and glossy photos, before any other newspaper has them!
|by Anonymous||reply 156||Last Tuesday at 4:31 PM|
They had an article yesterday on Mick Jagger's "lookalike" son, who actually doesn't resemble Mick in the slightest.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||Last Tuesday at 5:12 PM|
I'm the Dubai tourist officer in charge of "persuading" DM editors to print photos of people you've never heard of cavorting in Dubai's winter sun.
And you innocents probably wondered why it's always Dubai.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||Last Tuesday at 5:47 PM|
We’re the fifteen breathless paragraphs devoted to each of titty-golfer Paige Spiranac’s IG posts.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||Last Tuesday at 6:24 PM|
We are the war crimes against Jews that justifies this paper's support for Israel.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||Last Tuesday at 7:17 PM|
I'm the online version.
Funny how all the comments are right-wing Nationalist supporting Trump, guns etc and hating on gays, victimized women, and other minorities.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||21 hours ago|
The Grauniad is no friend of gays. They were the first to sell us out to the TQ+ cult.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||21 hours ago|
I'm bumping along nicely...
|by Anonymous||reply 163||21 hours ago|
I’m posing up a storm...
|by Anonymous||reply 164||21 hours ago|
I'm the proprietor of the Daily Mail who's glad this thread has attained 165 posts.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||20 hours ago|