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Jordan Torres

Is this the hottest man ever?

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by Anonymousreply 9105/04/2021

I crawl through glass to get a taste of his vomit

by Anonymousreply 104/30/2021

Hmmm... Guess it depends on what you like. The man has a remarkable body. His face? He is not ugly - but hottest ever? I don't know that anyone is gonna go THAT far with the praise.

by Anonymousreply 204/30/2021

Great body. Meh face. Laughably bad personal style.

by Anonymousreply 304/30/2021
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by Anonymousreply 404/30/2021

Great body!!! But not the hottest man.

by Anonymousreply 504/30/2021

Cute here.

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by Anonymousreply 604/30/2021

Not the hottest but he is gorgeous. Great body, handsome face. Def my type. I love his features. Nice Latino with a hint of Afrolatino look going on.

by Anonymousreply 704/30/2021

Is he gay or bi? It’s a no if neither.

by Anonymousreply 804/30/2021

Well who’s hotter, R7?

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by Anonymousreply 904/30/2021

Smart enough not to cover himself with tatts.

by Anonymousreply 1004/30/2021

beautiful high definition VPL of uncut cock head.

by Anonymousreply 1104/30/2021

Handsome face and amazing body

by Anonymousreply 1204/30/2021

Bitch, I would ride his cock like a giddy cowgirl and suck on his face like a succubus!

by Anonymousreply 1304/30/2021

totally hot @ OP but even hotter when he was less ripped and a little hairier

by Anonymousreply 1404/30/2021

WHY do these hot men shave their fucking bodies ??? I will never understand that trend.

by Anonymousreply 1504/30/2021

[QUOTE] Smart enough not to cover himself with tatts.

He’s got a couple.

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by Anonymousreply 1604/30/2021

Nice pecs, good looking. How much does he charge?

by Anonymousreply 1704/30/2021

This motherfucker is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 1804/30/2021

R9, I'm equally jealous of that walk-in shower.

Had one in a hotel once with tile no-slip floor. I fell lin love.

by Anonymousreply 1904/30/2021

This is one man who isn’t for sale, R17.

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by Anonymousreply 2004/30/2021

In the absence of uncut sizemeat verificatia, we could not possibly comment.

by Anonymousreply 2104/30/2021

R15 Mostly in order to better show off their muscle definition. Some just don't like body hair on themselves.

by Anonymousreply 2204/30/2021
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by Anonymousreply 2304/30/2021

He should NEVER shave that treasure trail.

by Anonymousreply 2404/30/2021

Waaaay too ethnic

by Anonymousreply 2504/30/2021

Uh oh. R25 needs a basic ass white man, stat.

by Anonymousreply 2604/30/2021

Myopic, Cultural appropriator!

by Anonymousreply 2704/30/2021

R25 No worries. When we’re done, there won’t be any ethdick left to overwhelm you.

by Anonymousreply 2804/30/2021
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by Anonymousreply 2904/30/2021

My husbro

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by Anonymousreply 3104/30/2021

"He doesn't NEED me to like him."

by Anonymousreply 3204/30/2021

Thirst trap

by Anonymousreply 3304/30/2021

R1 A friend of mine (born in 1939) used to say about Josh Groban "I'd eat a mile of his shit, just to see where it came from."

So, i just think it's funny more than anything, because I've also always thought Groban is delicious.

by Anonymousreply 3404/30/2021

R34 Your friend has a foul mouth.

by Anonymousreply 3504/30/2021

Your friend is gross

by Anonymousreply 3604/30/2021

Pec implants?

by Anonymousreply 3704/30/2021

[QUOTE] Pec implants?

No, they’re just that perfect.

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by Anonymousreply 3804/30/2021

Ideal

by Anonymousreply 3904/30/2021

Typical. Ride the 4, 5 or 6 train in NYC any day and you’ll see guys just like him.

by Anonymousreply 4005/01/2021

I need to move to NYC. What parts of NY are those trains? The Heights?

by Anonymousreply 4105/01/2021

Ay, si, papi!

by Anonymousreply 4205/01/2021

There used to be so many more hot Puerto Rican men in NYC. Now I guess they are all in Orlando.

by Anonymousreply 4305/01/2021

Better at R16 with the belly fur.

by Anonymousreply 4405/01/2021

Is he short?

by Anonymousreply 4505/01/2021

He’s 6’2, R45.

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by Anonymousreply 4605/01/2021

The outline of his cock in that pic, R46, is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 4705/01/2021
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by Anonymousreply 4805/02/2021

Proof DLers love ugly men.

by Anonymousreply 4905/02/2021

Ugly.

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by Anonymousreply 5005/02/2021

I gotta meet him. He’s stunning

by Anonymousreply 5105/02/2021

Uh...ABSOLUTEY

by Anonymousreply 5205/02/2021

Has he gotten any new clients from starting this thread?

I guess we'll be able to decipher that from the different up-scale homes he starts posting on his IG.

by Anonymousreply 5305/02/2021

[quote]Is this the hottest man ever?

Without a doubt!

by Anonymousreply 5405/02/2021
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by Anonymousreply 5505/02/2021

We're not sure yet...he may have a lousy personality.

by Anonymousreply 5605/02/2021

Oh, I'm sure he does R56. The opposite RARELY--if ever--exists in a package like that.

by Anonymousreply 5705/02/2021

Hot chest.

by Anonymousreply 5805/02/2021

Goals

by Anonymousreply 5905/02/2021

I wish DC had more Ricans

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by Anonymousreply 6105/02/2021

He (Jordan) has a little, round, marble-like head. If that's your thing.

by Anonymousreply 6205/02/2021

It is

by Anonymousreply 6305/02/2021

[QUOTE] I wish DC had more Ricans

You like Latin guys, R60?

by Anonymousreply 6405/02/2021

I can't decide if the hottest man ever is Marlon Brando, David Gandy or this instaho Julian Latorre. I suppose OP its right and its Julio.

by Anonymousreply 6505/02/2021

R61 Brando is my favorite, but I find it interesting that Julian favors him a bit in R61. Just look at his facial features and expression in that gif…

Incidentally, Brando was a triple Aries and I have a 6 planet stellium in Libra, so I truly thirst for him. Ironically, I’m a Virgo which was Blanche DuBois’ sign.

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by Anonymousreply 6605/02/2021

Nice titties but put a bag over that head.

by Anonymousreply 6705/02/2021
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by Anonymousreply 6805/02/2021

He has a great face, Helen.

by Anonymousreply 6905/02/2021

I think his face is pretty average, but his body is amazing. But is that the work of steroids (not discounting his hard work and good genetics)?

by Anonymousreply 7005/02/2021

He would have to have a top's dick that isn't held in chains and shackled with foreskin that doesn't retract properly.

by Anonymousreply 7105/02/2021

Of course it's steroids, but it's still pretty.

by Anonymousreply 7205/02/2021

Not steroids

by Anonymousreply 7305/02/2021
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by Anonymousreply 7405/02/2021

Boy,that gif in R74 sums him up rather perfectly I fear.

by Anonymousreply 7505/02/2021

R74 He’s got a teeny bit of Brando in his eyes, nose, and nonchalance.

by Anonymousreply 7605/02/2021

I love it. Very hot blatino muscle bro

by Anonymousreply 7705/02/2021

So what if it does, R75? You don’t like guys with self-confidence? Then you must not be bagging hot guys, cause they’re all like him. He’s a gym rat fitness model, he’s not gonna quote Byron in loving text messages. That’s what ugly guys have to do to keep someone in their life.

by Anonymousreply 7805/03/2021

Yeah, hot dudes tend to exude confidence, especially in the age of male fitness models and aesthetics bros

by Anonymousreply 7905/03/2021

He looks like he burps and farts and laughs about it.

by Anonymousreply 8005/03/2021

Don’t most dudes?

by Anonymousreply 8105/03/2021

Jordan Torres, is that like a Judy Torres?

by Anonymousreply 8205/03/2021

Fine as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 8305/03/2021

The “she was faithful until she met me” caption immediately put me off. I can’t stand arrogance. Also, he’s obviously straight so I definitely have no use for him. Besides, his look is a dime a dozen in Miami.

by Anonymousreply 8405/03/2021

Of course they're all full of themselves but aren't they all to some degree?

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by Anonymousreply 8605/03/2021

R86 Jordan, I think it's wonderfully fitting that I should finally be my true self in your big, capable hands!

by Anonymousreply 8705/03/2021

Hot as fuck. I would like to experience his uncut pinga firsthand.

by Anonymousreply 8805/04/2021

[quote] Besides, his look is a dime a dozen in Miami.

Here's my dime.

by Anonymousreply 8905/04/2021

[quote] Great body. Meh face. Laughably bad personal style.

He’s modeling for Fashion Nova.

by Anonymousreply 9005/04/2021

[QUOTE] Besides, his look is a dime a dozen in Miami.

Can you show us some of these guys on Instagram from Miami who look as good as Jordan, R84?

by Anonymousreply 9105/04/2021
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