Anderson Cooper's Kid
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/03/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/29/2021|
So much for letting the kid grow up with some privacy.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/29/2021|
Kid looks like he's been hitting the sauce, which I would normally approve of, but not when disfigurement comes into play.
Definitely has Anderson's too close together eyes.
Kid is going to need AA and a nose job by the time he's 7. Pity about the eye distance situation, maybe those Korean surgeons have something up their sleeve for that now.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/29/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/29/2021|
Where do these egg donors that celebrities use come from? That kid looks WASPy as fuck so that donor egg must be the human equivalent of caviar, probably not the egg of some starving med student or Eastern European immigrant.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/29/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/29/2021|
Andersons brat is like Andy Cohens = Social Media Props. Don't feed into their ugly defective genes.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/29/2021|
Kid would be better looking with some non WASP genes in him
Jeff Lewis ended up with a clunker of a kid after painstakingly choosing the egg donor (some blonde model if I am remembering correctly). His girl has got a 16 head that he tries to cover with this side whoosh thing that fools nobody. Slight touch of FAS, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/29/2021|
He looks like his grandmother, Gloria.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/29/2021|
Let's set up a gofundme to get r9 some glasses.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/29/2021|
Keep pics of your kids, particularly babies, off the Internet.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/29/2021|
If that includes all of the the Frauen on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, I most heartily agree, r11
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/29/2021|
He looks “special”
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/29/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/29/2021|
He looks like he would grow up to be a funny character actor, not the star.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/29/2021|
That is one strange looking baby. Seems like it’s out of a horror movie. Is it It’s baby?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/29/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/29/2021|
Aww he is cute, looks like a little clown, some of you bitches are vicious.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/29/2021|
Oh god, you just know Cohen posted that photo of Anderson's sprog and is having some cackle with his coke. Can't blame him. Benjamin is quite the cutie.
R18 I know, but it's what we do best.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/29/2021|
Who is the biological father?
And it’s kind of gross that he is exploiting a baby, just like Andy Cohen.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/29/2021|
Cmon give the kid some time, lots of ugly kids turn into decent looking adults.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/29/2021|
How much did they pay for the babies?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/29/2021|
r22 Doesn't matter, they can afford it, you can't.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/29/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/29/2021|
[quote][R22] Doesn't matter, they can afford it, you can't.
how do YOU know what he can afford?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/29/2021|
That kid is ugly too, R19.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/29/2021|
Well, bless his heart.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/29/2021|
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka also used a WASPy egg donor to make their perfect WASP offspring. So where are these eggs coming from?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/29/2021|
Some mean spirited DL should start an "Ugly children of celebrities" thread. We haven't had one of those in some time..
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/29/2021|
R26 Good morning Anderson. No he isn't. Take your lumps like a good little albino lizard. At least your kid has a bit of color. Too bad it's mostly on his fat schnoz.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/29/2021|
I hope the brat dopes up and then sells a tell all book about the horrors of Andersons upbringing....
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/29/2021|
"Daddy, is it true Uncle Carter threw himself out a window because he was gay?....How big of a splat did he make?"------Andersons kid after he figures out Google...
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/29/2021|
NOT funny at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/29/2021|
Maybe he will grow into that forehead of his.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/29/2021|
PHOTO of Ben cheating on ANDERSON......Notice the guy is like 100 times hotter than Anderson will ever be....This kid is going to be all kinds of screwed up. Andersons got the defective genes and Ben has the whore genes...
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/29/2021|
Have none of you ever seen the famous Diane Arbus photo of Cooper as a baby? He was much freakier looking than his kid and turned out fine. I actually think the kid is cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/29/2021|
I'm hoping the same for my kid r34 but if anything, Monroe's keeps getting bigger!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/29/2021|
[quote] PHOTO of Ben cheating on ANDERSON
Didn't they break up years ago?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/29/2021|
Ben was allowed back as a wet nurse.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/29/2021|
Yes r38. They are still friends. I heard something about them co-parenting Anderson's kid. Hmm, maybe. If Anderson was smart he would have found an egg donor from Ben's family. That would be a stellar mix of genes.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/29/2021|
His head is huge. So ugly, he’s cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/29/2021|
they are in some sort of platonic forever relationship. Anderson is somewhere on the spectrum. I'm sure being with ben as a lover or just as some kind of best-friend partner is a very good balance for Anderson.
Its the same gaggle of hideous ancient eldergays who trot out the hate for Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen on the monthly schedule. Meanwhile both of these guys seem to living rather pleasant, successful, complete lives and neither of them are hard on the eyes, even with Cohen's wonky eyes, he's fuckable.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/29/2021|
Where do the rich gays get all these surrogates? Easier ways to make a living than giving birth. (or is it? How much are they paid?)
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/29/2021|
You can get a surrogate anywhere you want for a price. What's the mystery. And the bady looks like him and granny so its probably his sperm.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/29/2021|
Both Andy and Anderson have said it was their sperm. Jeff Lewis as well. Why wouldn't you want your kid to be from your own sperm? Barring some horrible genetic flaw/disease that you could pass on.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/29/2021|
R44 Surrogates are rarely the biological mothers.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/29/2021|
He looks like Jimmy Stewart.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/29/2021|
[quote]Why wouldn't you want your kid to be from your own sperm?
Those guys are all kind of old. You can pass on autism and stuff with old sperm.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/29/2021|
Clay Aiken and Rufus Wainwright used turkey basters and older, singlewomen to have kids. Andy, Jeff Lewis, and Anderson all used egg donors and unrelated surrogates.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/29/2021|
Does Andy Cohen do coke with his kid?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/29/2021|
Bitter, jealous much? The kid is adorable.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/29/2021|
I am not afraid to say it. But that baby is cute at best!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/30/2021|
He looks like Patton Oswalt.
But his head is long and tall, so he’ll probably be intelligent.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||04/30/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/30/2021|
Is it normal to have that kind of a widow's peak at 1? Seriously that kid's hair situation is tragic. Anderson should put him on Rogaine now before it gets any worse.
Benjamin, on the other hand, has hair to spare. I remember seeing photos of him when he was just hatched. He had more hair than he had head. Maybe Cohen started him on a training toupee right out of the gate?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/30/2021|
OP, let’s discuss why you are visiting TooFab.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/30/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 57||04/30/2021|
Not a frau, hate kids, and am disinterested in babies but the kid is cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/30/2021|
r57 He is *clearly* hungover in that second photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/30/2021|
Rich people and their accessories. Yeesh
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/30/2021|
He's going to look just like Anderson when he gets older.
The egg may have come from one of his WASPy friends who would be honored to mix their DNA with Anderson's Vanderbilt genetics. Also, there are ads in the student papers at many top-rated colleges telling the female students how much they can make from selling their eggs. I remember seeing those ads when I was in college, and that was back in the 90s. If Anderson went for an anonymous egg, it probably belongs to some Harvard or Yale chick who needed the cash.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/30/2021|
Since Anderson was so close to his mother, I'm guessing the egg came from a member of a family who was tight with Gloria. She outlived so many, but she had a lot of goddaughters, and daughters of goddaughters in her life. Perhaps he went harvesting in that area. I hope he wore a little bunny suit and carried a basket.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||04/30/2021|
The kid does have beautiful eyes...
|by Anonymous||reply 63||04/30/2021|
It's amazing what a little Visine can do r63.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||04/30/2021|
I can't find the article, maybe it was in Vanity Fair, but it seems that all the gays use the same IVF agency in Los Angeles. It is a one stop shop, you pick the egg donor from a catalogue and the carrier from another one... then you have interviews with the potential carrier. It's a big production and it is not cheap. I think you even can decide how much involvement you want with the surrogate. Do you want to be at every appointment or do just want to be hands off and get a baby in 40 weeks. This agency also handles the legal stuff, I believe. Does anyone else remember that article?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/30/2021|
The egg came from Gloria Vanderbilt
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/30/2021|
He looks nothing like Anderson because he's not related to him. He had to wait til his mom finally died to adopt.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/30/2021|
I have never seen Anderson say he is the actual father
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/30/2021|
Little Wyatt is a cutie pie.
Happy belated birthday, Mr. Adorable.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/30/2021|
He looks like an intelligent little guy. If I were choosing my baby's genes, intelligence would be my first, last, and only concern. Especially if I knew I was having a boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/30/2021|
Ah, he's cute enough
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/30/2021|
that baby is adorable. DL goes way too far sometimes and it's not entertaining. There needs to be some sort of line. Makes one wonder just how unhappy gay men still are.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/30/2021|
Anderson publicly posting his baby's picture.
I guess Gloria never fully explained to him that whole Lindbergh baby thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/30/2021|
With an inheritance of $100m at least, I'd be happy to wait for him to turn 18
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/30/2021|
I hope Anderson inherited his mother's longevity genes rather than his father's heart problems. Otherwise, he's hopefully made rock-solid arrangements for Wyatt in case the boy is left orphaned.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||04/30/2021|
I also think he looks like Gloria in the cheeks and mouth, and he obviously got Anderson’s eye color but Gloria’s eye shape. The widow’s peak is a genetic thing and you either have it or don’t.
He’s a cute kid. You can never tell how attractive a child will be as an adult, particularly when they are still so young. I think the shape of the skull continues to change until they are three or so.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/30/2021|
[quote]You can never tell how attractive a child will be as an adult, particularly when they are still so young.
This is very true, but that is not a cute baby. Not by any stretch of the word cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||04/30/2021|
Won't matter. His father can buy him looks if need be. Anyway, I guarantee that gay Anderson chose a beautiful egg donor, upping the chances that Wyatt will become a good-looking adult You really can't tell from babies--weird looking kids can become hot adults, and we have all seen cute-as-a-button child stars grow up fugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/30/2021|
He looks like my ex.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/30/2021|
He’s very cute. He may have been a preemie. NICU workers call this a “toaster head” and it will round out more as he gets older.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/30/2021|
With the red balloon, the nose and the eyebrows looks a little like cute pennywise
|by Anonymous||reply 81||04/30/2021|
That pic of Anderson with Gloria is after Gloria had numerous surgeries. Here's what genes that poor baby is really working with.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/30/2021|
That baby won’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||04/30/2021|
Isn't Anderson a little old to have recently begun parenthood?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/30/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/30/2021|
They will be in their 70’s when the kids are 21?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||04/30/2021|
They had those kids to take care of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||04/30/2021|
Kelly Ripa is MeeMaw.
Isn’t that special?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||04/30/2021|
I'd be terrified if she got that mug of hers in my face like that, R88. She's a harsh looking woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||04/30/2021|
I wish I was Anderson’s baby.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||04/30/2021|
Test that child for cocaine exposure, stat!
|by Anonymous||reply 91||04/30/2021|
The kid looks like the original Gerber baby. Very cute. Get lives you hateful kweens.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||04/30/2021|
You mustn't make fun of the gentleman, Clifford. You'd like to have a nose like that full of nickels, wouldn't you?
|by Anonymous||reply 93||04/30/2021|
[quote] Both Andy and Anderson have said it was their sperm.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||04/30/2021|
Datalounge is so cruel to children.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||04/30/2021|
Of course it was their sperm. If you're going to go to the trouble and expense of IVF, you're using your own DNA. If you're not, then why not just adopt.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||04/30/2021|
[quote] how do YOU know what he can afford?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it...
|by Anonymous||reply 97||04/30/2021|
OK, the kid was cute-looking in all of his first 2 months or so of leaked photos, but apparently he is becoming unattractive now and should not be allowed out in public or to be photographed anymore!
|by Anonymous||reply 98||04/30/2021|
[quote] Barring some horrible genetic flaw/disease that you could pass on.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||04/30/2021|
Who gives a fuq about crotch fruit!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 100||04/30/2021|
His eyes are wonkier than Archie's
|by Anonymous||reply 101||04/30/2021|
You pay for a surrogate so you can legally birth a new baby without stealing one. Being the biological father has nothing to do with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||04/30/2021|
Why wouldn’t they use their own sperm, though? Some of you carry on as though gay men were incapable of producing sperm.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||04/30/2021|
Of course Cooper used his own sperm. He has no other close family now; he'd want a blood heir to leave his fortune to. Also, the kid has his eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||04/30/2021|
It’s Baby Huey!
|by Anonymous||reply 105||04/30/2021|
OMG THE UGLIEST CELEB KID IVE SEEN IN AGES
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/03/2021|