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Anderson Cooper's Kid

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by Anonymousreply 10605/03/2021

Meh.

by Anonymousreply 104/29/2021

So much for letting the kid grow up with some privacy.

by Anonymousreply 204/29/2021

Kid looks like he's been hitting the sauce, which I would normally approve of, but not when disfigurement comes into play.

Definitely has Anderson's too close together eyes.

Kid is going to need AA and a nose job by the time he's 7. Pity about the eye distance situation, maybe those Korean surgeons have something up their sleeve for that now.

by Anonymousreply 304/29/2021

Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 404/29/2021

Where do these egg donors that celebrities use come from? That kid looks WASPy as fuck so that donor egg must be the human equivalent of caviar, probably not the egg of some starving med student or Eastern European immigrant.

by Anonymousreply 504/29/2021

ewwwwwwwww

by Anonymousreply 604/29/2021

Andersons brat is like Andy Cohens = Social Media Props. Don't feed into their ugly defective genes.

by Anonymousreply 704/29/2021

Kid would be better looking with some non WASP genes in him

Jeff Lewis ended up with a clunker of a kid after painstakingly choosing the egg donor (some blonde model if I am remembering correctly). His girl has got a 16 head that he tries to cover with this side whoosh thing that fools nobody. Slight touch of FAS, too.

by Anonymousreply 804/29/2021

He looks like his grandmother, Gloria.

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by Anonymousreply 904/29/2021

Let's set up a gofundme to get r9 some glasses.

by Anonymousreply 1004/29/2021

Keep pics of your kids, particularly babies, off the Internet.

by Anonymousreply 1104/29/2021

If that includes all of the the Frauen on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, I most heartily agree, r11

by Anonymousreply 1204/29/2021

He looks “special”

by Anonymousreply 1304/29/2021

👀

by Anonymousreply 1404/29/2021

He looks like he would grow up to be a funny character actor, not the star.

by Anonymousreply 1504/29/2021

That is one strange looking baby. Seems like it’s out of a horror movie. Is it It’s baby?

by Anonymousreply 1604/29/2021

It’s Pennywise!

by Anonymousreply 1704/29/2021

Aww he is cute, looks like a little clown, some of you bitches are vicious.

by Anonymousreply 1804/29/2021

Oh god, you just know Cohen posted that photo of Anderson's sprog and is having some cackle with his coke. Can't blame him. Benjamin is quite the cutie.

R18 I know, but it's what we do best.

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by Anonymousreply 1904/29/2021

Who is the biological father?

And it’s kind of gross that he is exploiting a baby, just like Andy Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 2004/29/2021

Cmon give the kid some time, lots of ugly kids turn into decent looking adults.

by Anonymousreply 2104/29/2021

How much did they pay for the babies?

by Anonymousreply 2204/29/2021

r22 Doesn't matter, they can afford it, you can't.

by Anonymousreply 2304/29/2021

Ugly.

by Anonymousreply 2404/29/2021

[quote][R22] Doesn't matter, they can afford it, you can't.

how do YOU know what he can afford?

by Anonymousreply 2504/29/2021

That kid is ugly too, R19.

by Anonymousreply 2604/29/2021

Well, bless his heart.

by Anonymousreply 2704/29/2021

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka also used a WASPy egg donor to make their perfect WASP offspring. So where are these eggs coming from?

by Anonymousreply 2804/29/2021

Some mean spirited DL should start an "Ugly children of celebrities" thread. We haven't had one of those in some time..

by Anonymousreply 2904/29/2021

R26 Good morning Anderson. No he isn't. Take your lumps like a good little albino lizard. At least your kid has a bit of color. Too bad it's mostly on his fat schnoz.

by Anonymousreply 3004/29/2021

I hope the brat dopes up and then sells a tell all book about the horrors of Andersons upbringing....

by Anonymousreply 3104/29/2021

"Daddy, is it true Uncle Carter threw himself out a window because he was gay?....How big of a splat did he make?"------Andersons kid after he figures out Google...

by Anonymousreply 3204/29/2021

R32 -

NOT funny at all.

by Anonymousreply 3304/29/2021

Maybe he will grow into that forehead of his.

by Anonymousreply 3404/29/2021

PHOTO of Ben cheating on ANDERSON......Notice the guy is like 100 times hotter than Anderson will ever be....This kid is going to be all kinds of screwed up. Andersons got the defective genes and Ben has the whore genes...

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by Anonymousreply 3504/29/2021

Have none of you ever seen the famous Diane Arbus photo of Cooper as a baby? He was much freakier looking than his kid and turned out fine. I actually think the kid is cute.

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by Anonymousreply 3604/29/2021

I'm hoping the same for my kid r34 but if anything, Monroe's keeps getting bigger!

by Anonymousreply 3704/29/2021

[quote] PHOTO of Ben cheating on ANDERSON

Didn't they break up years ago?

by Anonymousreply 3804/29/2021

Ben was allowed back as a wet nurse.

by Anonymousreply 3904/29/2021

Yes r38. They are still friends. I heard something about them co-parenting Anderson's kid. Hmm, maybe. If Anderson was smart he would have found an egg donor from Ben's family. That would be a stellar mix of genes.

by Anonymousreply 4004/29/2021

His head is huge. So ugly, he’s cute.

by Anonymousreply 4104/29/2021

they are in some sort of platonic forever relationship. Anderson is somewhere on the spectrum. I'm sure being with ben as a lover or just as some kind of best-friend partner is a very good balance for Anderson.

Its the same gaggle of hideous ancient eldergays who trot out the hate for Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen on the monthly schedule. Meanwhile both of these guys seem to living rather pleasant, successful, complete lives and neither of them are hard on the eyes, even with Cohen's wonky eyes, he's fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 4204/29/2021

Where do the rich gays get all these surrogates? Easier ways to make a living than giving birth. (or is it? How much are they paid?)

by Anonymousreply 4304/29/2021

You can get a surrogate anywhere you want for a price. What's the mystery. And the bady looks like him and granny so its probably his sperm.

by Anonymousreply 4404/29/2021

Both Andy and Anderson have said it was their sperm. Jeff Lewis as well. Why wouldn't you want your kid to be from your own sperm? Barring some horrible genetic flaw/disease that you could pass on.

by Anonymousreply 4504/29/2021

R44 Surrogates are rarely the biological mothers.

by Anonymousreply 4604/29/2021

He looks like Jimmy Stewart.

by Anonymousreply 4704/29/2021

[quote]Why wouldn't you want your kid to be from your own sperm?

Those guys are all kind of old. You can pass on autism and stuff with old sperm.

by Anonymousreply 4804/29/2021

Clay Aiken and Rufus Wainwright used turkey basters and older, singlewomen to have kids. Andy, Jeff Lewis, and Anderson all used egg donors and unrelated surrogates.

by Anonymousreply 4904/29/2021

Does Andy Cohen do coke with his kid?

by Anonymousreply 5004/29/2021

Bitter, jealous much? The kid is adorable.

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by Anonymousreply 5104/29/2021

I am not afraid to say it. But that baby is cute at best!

by Anonymousreply 5204/30/2021

He looks like Patton Oswalt.

But his head is long and tall, so he’ll probably be intelligent.

by Anonymousreply 5304/30/2021
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by Anonymousreply 5404/30/2021

Is it normal to have that kind of a widow's peak at 1? Seriously that kid's hair situation is tragic. Anderson should put him on Rogaine now before it gets any worse.

Benjamin, on the other hand, has hair to spare. I remember seeing photos of him when he was just hatched. He had more hair than he had head. Maybe Cohen started him on a training toupee right out of the gate?

by Anonymousreply 5504/30/2021

OP, let’s discuss why you are visiting TooFab.

by Anonymousreply 5604/30/2021

He’s adorable!

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by Anonymousreply 5704/30/2021

Not a frau, hate kids, and am disinterested in babies but the kid is cute.

by Anonymousreply 5804/30/2021

r57 He is *clearly* hungover in that second photo.

by Anonymousreply 5904/30/2021

Rich people and their accessories. Yeesh

by Anonymousreply 6004/30/2021

He's going to look just like Anderson when he gets older.

The egg may have come from one of his WASPy friends who would be honored to mix their DNA with Anderson's Vanderbilt genetics. Also, there are ads in the student papers at many top-rated colleges telling the female students how much they can make from selling their eggs. I remember seeing those ads when I was in college, and that was back in the 90s. If Anderson went for an anonymous egg, it probably belongs to some Harvard or Yale chick who needed the cash.

by Anonymousreply 6104/30/2021

Since Anderson was so close to his mother, I'm guessing the egg came from a member of a family who was tight with Gloria. She outlived so many, but she had a lot of goddaughters, and daughters of goddaughters in her life. Perhaps he went harvesting in that area. I hope he wore a little bunny suit and carried a basket.

by Anonymousreply 6204/30/2021

The kid does have beautiful eyes...

by Anonymousreply 6304/30/2021

It's amazing what a little Visine can do r63.

by Anonymousreply 6404/30/2021

I can't find the article, maybe it was in Vanity Fair, but it seems that all the gays use the same IVF agency in Los Angeles. It is a one stop shop, you pick the egg donor from a catalogue and the carrier from another one... then you have interviews with the potential carrier. It's a big production and it is not cheap. I think you even can decide how much involvement you want with the surrogate. Do you want to be at every appointment or do just want to be hands off and get a baby in 40 weeks. This agency also handles the legal stuff, I believe. Does anyone else remember that article?

by Anonymousreply 6504/30/2021

The egg came from Gloria Vanderbilt

by Anonymousreply 6604/30/2021

He looks nothing like Anderson because he's not related to him. He had to wait til his mom finally died to adopt.

by Anonymousreply 6704/30/2021

I have never seen Anderson say he is the actual father

by Anonymousreply 6804/30/2021

Little Wyatt is a cutie pie.

Happy belated birthday, Mr. Adorable.

by Anonymousreply 6904/30/2021

He looks like an intelligent little guy. If I were choosing my baby's genes, intelligence would be my first, last, and only concern. Especially if I knew I was having a boy.

by Anonymousreply 7004/30/2021

Ah, he's cute enough

by Anonymousreply 7104/30/2021

that baby is adorable. DL goes way too far sometimes and it's not entertaining. There needs to be some sort of line. Makes one wonder just how unhappy gay men still are.

by Anonymousreply 7204/30/2021

Anderson publicly posting his baby's picture.

I guess Gloria never fully explained to him that whole Lindbergh baby thing.

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by Anonymousreply 7304/30/2021

With an inheritance of $100m at least, I'd be happy to wait for him to turn 18

by Anonymousreply 7404/30/2021

I hope Anderson inherited his mother's longevity genes rather than his father's heart problems. Otherwise, he's hopefully made rock-solid arrangements for Wyatt in case the boy is left orphaned.

by Anonymousreply 7504/30/2021

I also think he looks like Gloria in the cheeks and mouth, and he obviously got Anderson’s eye color but Gloria’s eye shape. The widow’s peak is a genetic thing and you either have it or don’t.

He’s a cute kid. You can never tell how attractive a child will be as an adult, particularly when they are still so young. I think the shape of the skull continues to change until they are three or so.

by Anonymousreply 7604/30/2021

[quote]You can never tell how attractive a child will be as an adult, particularly when they are still so young.

This is very true, but that is not a cute baby. Not by any stretch of the word cute.

by Anonymousreply 7704/30/2021

Won't matter. His father can buy him looks if need be. Anyway, I guarantee that gay Anderson chose a beautiful egg donor, upping the chances that Wyatt will become a good-looking adult You really can't tell from babies--weird looking kids can become hot adults, and we have all seen cute-as-a-button child stars grow up fugly.

by Anonymousreply 7804/30/2021

He looks like my ex.

by Anonymousreply 7904/30/2021

He’s very cute. He may have been a preemie. NICU workers call this a “toaster head” and it will round out more as he gets older.

by Anonymousreply 8004/30/2021

With the red balloon, the nose and the eyebrows looks a little like cute pennywise

by Anonymousreply 8104/30/2021

That pic of Anderson with Gloria is after Gloria had numerous surgeries. Here's what genes that poor baby is really working with.

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by Anonymousreply 8204/30/2021

That baby won’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

by Anonymousreply 8304/30/2021

Isn't Anderson a little old to have recently begun parenthood?

by Anonymousreply 8404/30/2021

Gloria...

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by Anonymousreply 8504/30/2021

They will be in their 70’s when the kids are 21?

by Anonymousreply 8604/30/2021

They had those kids to take care of them.

by Anonymousreply 8704/30/2021

Kelly Ripa is MeeMaw.

Isn’t that special?

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by Anonymousreply 8804/30/2021

I'd be terrified if she got that mug of hers in my face like that, R88. She's a harsh looking woman.

by Anonymousreply 8904/30/2021

I wish I was Anderson’s baby.

by Anonymousreply 9004/30/2021

Test that child for cocaine exposure, stat!

by Anonymousreply 9104/30/2021

The kid looks like the original Gerber baby. Very cute. Get lives you hateful kweens.

by Anonymousreply 9204/30/2021

You mustn't make fun of the gentleman, Clifford. You'd like to have a nose like that full of nickels, wouldn't you?

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by Anonymousreply 9304/30/2021

[quote] Both Andy and Anderson have said it was their sperm.

Link?

by Anonymousreply 9404/30/2021

Datalounge is so cruel to children.

by Anonymousreply 9504/30/2021

Of course it was their sperm. If you're going to go to the trouble and expense of IVF, you're using your own DNA. If you're not, then why not just adopt.

by Anonymousreply 9604/30/2021

[quote] how do YOU know what he can afford?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it...

by Anonymousreply 9704/30/2021

OK, the kid was cute-looking in all of his first 2 months or so of leaked photos, but apparently he is becoming unattractive now and should not be allowed out in public or to be photographed anymore!

by Anonymousreply 9804/30/2021

[quote] Barring some horrible genetic flaw/disease that you could pass on.

Umm...

by Anonymousreply 9904/30/2021

Who gives a fuq about crotch fruit!!!

Blech!

by Anonymousreply 10004/30/2021

His eyes are wonkier than Archie's

by Anonymousreply 10104/30/2021

You pay for a surrogate so you can legally birth a new baby without stealing one. Being the biological father has nothing to do with it.

by Anonymousreply 10204/30/2021

Why wouldn’t they use their own sperm, though? Some of you carry on as though gay men were incapable of producing sperm.

by Anonymousreply 10304/30/2021

Of course Cooper used his own sperm. He has no other close family now; he'd want a blood heir to leave his fortune to. Also, the kid has his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 10404/30/2021

It’s Baby Huey!

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by Anonymousreply 10504/30/2021

OMG THE UGLIEST CELEB KID IVE SEEN IN AGES

POOR GLORIA

by Anonymousreply 10605/03/2021
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