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Things that look like penis!

Let's have some totally safe for work fun!

Beginning with: The Penis Worm (phylum priapulida)! A group of large marine worms that look like a bag of dicks!

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by Anonymousreply 112Yesterday at 2:48 AM

These are the shadows cast by the railings of the Westminster Bridge in London.

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by Anonymousreply 104/28/2021

banana?

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by Anonymousreply 204/28/2021

The iconic water tower in Ypsilanti, MI. Often referred to as "the brick dick."

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by Anonymousreply 304/28/2021

OP: John Wayne Gacy

by Anonymousreply 404/28/2021

The caterpillar of the lobster moth!

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by Anonymousreply 504/28/2021

The Peter Pepper and it's real, I grew them one year. It's scary looking.

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by Anonymousreply 604/28/2021

Wasn't the internet lovely when embedded images actually showed up on the page you are looking at, which is how html was originally designed to work, instead of having to click and go offsite to see them?

by Anonymousreply 704/28/2021

Max and his banana

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by Anonymousreply 804/28/2021

Mine...

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by Anonymousreply 904/28/2021

Penis fish

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by Anonymousreply 1004/28/2021

My throat looks like penis. The palate, uvula and tonsils have been reshaped. I may even need to extract my wisdom teeth for better entry.

by Anonymousreply 1104/28/2021

I was going to put a picture of Matt Gaetz here ('cause he's a dick, in the worst sense).

Instead, here's a link to an article about 10 things in nature that look like a penis. (The 'tree' ones give new meaning to the term 'morning wood.')

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by Anonymousreply 1204/28/2021

The rootlets of the huacrapona palm tree.

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by Anonymousreply 1304/28/2021

Stanford University's iconic Hoover Tower.

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by Anonymousreply 1404/28/2021

billboard

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by Anonymousreply 1504/28/2021

I have no idea what any of you are taking about. This is what a penis looks like:

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by Anonymousreply 1604/28/2021

Triton's castle in Little Mermaid

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by Anonymousreply 1704/28/2021

walking cane

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by Anonymousreply 1804/28/2021

Gentlemen - I present you the mascot of Hoopston Illinois High School - the Corn Jerkers

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by Anonymousreply 1904/28/2021

Atretochoana eiselti

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by Anonymousreply 2004/28/2021

While it doesn't actually look like a penis, its been known as Rex's Erection for decades. Rex Humbard was one of the first televangelists, and had a church called the Cathedral of Tomorrow in Cuyahoga Falls, OH. He decided to build a space needle-like thing, but ran out of money before it was finished, and its just been sitting there, a monstrous eyesore, ever since.

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by Anonymousreply 2104/28/2021

This is a great thread!

I have something a bit outside the confines of the thread, tho. I present to you, Orchis Italica or commonly known as Naked Man Orchid

Sadly, it's not a dong doppelganger but it is VERY FUN

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by Anonymousreply 2204/29/2021

hotel trick 1

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hotel trick 2

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by Anonymousreply 2404/29/2021

I'm sure we did this thread a few months ago.

by Anonymousreply 2504/29/2021

Do weather reports count?

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by Anonymousreply 2604/29/2021

Nothing below my belt!

by Anonymousreply 2704/29/2021

drip drip drip

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by Anonymousreply 2804/30/2021

doggy

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by Anonymousreply 2904/30/2021

hands

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trunk

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by Anonymousreply 3104/30/2021

Capadocia, Turkey!

If the Datalounge ever has a travel gettogether, it should include a hot-air balloon ride over the natural phallic stone towers of Capadocia.

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by Anonymousreply 3204/30/2021

Keith Andes

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by Anonymousreply 3304/30/2021

^^ oops. Wrong thread.

by Anonymousreply 3404/30/2021

monolith

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by Anonymousreply 3505/01/2021

army

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by Anonymousreply 3605/01/2021

This is thread is making me horny as hell!

by Anonymousreply 3705/01/2021

Hot, sweaty, manly, HAND-KNITTED SOCK!!!

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by Anonymousreply 3805/02/2021

Uncut tower

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by Anonymousreply 3905/02/2021

Guangxi New Media Center

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by Anonymousreply 4005/02/2021

R41. Another photo of the Guangxi Centre of New Media with a video of nighttime fireworks ejaculating out of the top.

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by Anonymousreply 4105/02/2021

And another photo of the Guangxi Centre of New Media that looks a bit less like a penis.

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by Anonymousreply 4605/02/2021

A whole new meaning to that prickly feeling...

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by Anonymousreply 4705/02/2021

Strawberries – the fruit of love.

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by Anonymousreply 4905/02/2021

Love me a good tater, r43.

by Anonymousreply 5005/02/2021

Buzz

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by Anonymousreply 5105/02/2021

Boner Bridge

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Market Place & Cafe

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Herman ze German

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Subway system

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Climbing wall

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by Anonymousreply 5805/02/2021

R45, R52, see R1.

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ceiling leak

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Merseyside housing estate in the U.K.

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by Anonymousreply 6705/02/2021

another potato

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by Anonymousreply 7405/02/2021

Would someone mind scaring up a photo of the geographical location known as "The Mull of Kintyre"? It's in Scotland.

Thanks awfully.

by Anonymousreply 7505/02/2021

I'm more interested in The Butt of Lewis.

by Anonymousreply 7605/02/2021

China Restaurant logo.

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by Anonymousreply 7705/02/2021

"We all know the real reason Norway didn't join the EU was because they wanted to make Sweden and Finland look like a pair of cock and balls"

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by Anonymousreply 7805/02/2021

poppeye

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by Anonymousreply 7905/03/2021

banana split

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by Anonymousreply 8005/03/2021

this sounds like $25,000 Pyramid material

by Anonymousreply 8105/03/2021

newest Ella Emhoff knitting

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by Anonymousreply 8205/03/2021

fruity :)

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by Anonymousreply 8305/03/2021

no comment....

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by Anonymousreply 8405/03/2021

pinocchio

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hmmmhkayyy

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by Anonymousreply 8605/03/2021

hmmmhkayyy nr.2

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subway

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They knew...

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by Anonymousreply 8905/03/2021

fountain

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barber

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Star Trek

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by Anonymousreply 9205/03/2021

hmmh, snowman?

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another snowman?

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Dorothy Hamill

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r95 lol

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happy birthday darling

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drawings

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hmmh, is it just me or is this children's book a little off?

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anger management

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by Anonymousreply 10005/04/2021

dunno what this is....

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canon salute

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explosion

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chemistry?

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potato

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Floor plans!

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by Anonymousreply 106Last Thursday at 5:59 PM

classic

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by Anonymousreply 107Last Saturday at 9:34 AM

we suck from childhood

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by Anonymousreply 108Last Saturday at 9:36 AM

subway

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by Anonymousreply 109Last Saturday at 9:41 AM

ice cream

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by Anonymousreply 110Last Sunday at 10:05 AM

spooky

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by Anonymousreply 111Yesterday at 2:46 AM

rocks

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by Anonymousreply 112Yesterday at 2:48 AM
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