Things that look like penis!

These are the shadows cast by the railings of the Westminster Bridge in London.

banana?

The iconic water tower in Ypsilanti, MI. Often referred to as "the brick dick."

OP: John Wayne Gacy

The caterpillar of the lobster moth!

The Peter Pepper and it's real, I grew them one year. It's scary looking.

Wasn't the internet lovely when embedded images actually showed up on the page you are looking at, which is how html was originally designed to work, instead of having to click and go offsite to see them?

Max and his banana

Mine...

Penis fish

My throat looks like penis. The palate, uvula and tonsils have been reshaped. I may even need to extract my wisdom teeth for better entry.

I was going to put a picture of Matt Gaetz here ('cause he's a dick, in the worst sense).

Instead, here's a link to an article about 10 things in nature that look like a penis. (The 'tree' ones give new meaning to the term 'morning wood.')

The rootlets of the huacrapona palm tree.

Stanford University's iconic Hoover Tower.

billboard

I have no idea what any of you are taking about. This is what a penis looks like:

Triton's castle in Little Mermaid

walking cane

Gentlemen - I present you the mascot of Hoopston Illinois High School - the Corn Jerkers

Atretochoana eiselti

While it doesn't actually look like a penis, its been known as Rex's Erection for decades. Rex Humbard was one of the first televangelists, and had a church called the Cathedral of Tomorrow in Cuyahoga Falls, OH. He decided to build a space needle-like thing, but ran out of money before it was finished, and its just been sitting there, a monstrous eyesore, ever since.

This is a great thread!

I have something a bit outside the confines of the thread, tho. I present to you, Orchis Italica or commonly known as Naked Man Orchid

Sadly, it's not a dong doppelganger but it is VERY FUN

hotel trick 1

hotel trick 2

I'm sure we did this thread a few months ago.

Do weather reports count?

Nothing below my belt!

drip drip drip

doggy

hands

trunk

Capadocia, Turkey!

If the Datalounge ever has a travel gettogether, it should include a hot-air balloon ride over the natural phallic stone towers of Capadocia.

Keith Andes

^^ oops. Wrong thread.

monolith

army

This is thread is making me horny as hell!

Hot, sweaty, manly, HAND-KNITTED SOCK!!!

Uncut tower

Guangxi New Media Center

R41. Another photo of the Guangxi Centre of New Media with a video of nighttime fireworks ejaculating out of the top.

And another photo of the Guangxi Centre of New Media that looks a bit less like a penis.

A whole new meaning to that prickly feeling...

Strawberries – the fruit of love.

Love me a good tater, r43.

Buzz

Boner Bridge

Market Place & Cafe

Herman ze German

Subway system

Climbing wall

R45, R52, see R1.

ceiling leak

Merseyside housing estate in the U.K.

another potato

Would someone mind scaring up a photo of the geographical location known as "The Mull of Kintyre"? It's in Scotland.

Thanks awfully.

I'm more interested in The Butt of Lewis.

China Restaurant logo.

"We all know the real reason Norway didn't join the EU was because they wanted to make Sweden and Finland look like a pair of cock and balls"

poppeye

banana split

this sounds like $25,000 Pyramid material

newest Ella Emhoff knitting

fruity :)

no comment....

pinocchio

hmmmhkayyy

hmmmhkayyy nr.2

subway

They knew...

fountain

barber

Star Trek

hmmh, snowman?

another snowman?

Dorothy Hamill

r95 lol

happy birthday darling

drawings

hmmh, is it just me or is this children's book a little off?

anger management

dunno what this is....

canon salute

explosion

chemistry?

potato

Floor plans!

classic

we suck from childhood

subway

ice cream

spooky

rocks

cock cup

pole

Bennington Monument

Fuck you to everyone who posts only a link with no explanation or description.

chandelier

hmmh, wiener?