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Steve Zahn

I always thought he was kind of fuckable. Odd face but at the right angle he looks handsome.

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by Anonymousreply 60July 23, 2021 12:58 PM

He's got a hot little body, too.

Alas, I believe he's completely straight.

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by Anonymousreply 1April 28, 2021 4:46 PM

You're not alone OP.

by Anonymousreply 2April 28, 2021 4:47 PM

He’s married to the daughter of the founder of the J Peterman catalogue.

by Anonymousreply 3April 28, 2021 4:58 PM

Great body.

by Anonymousreply 4April 28, 2021 5:00 PM

Always been a big fan. He was hot too.

by Anonymousreply 5April 28, 2021 5:07 PM

He's always been a cutie. Loved that movie Joy Ride where he and Paul Walker played brothers and they had to walk into a roadside diner completely naked. That scene was a big influence on gay guys in my generation.

by Anonymousreply 6April 28, 2021 5:09 PM

I wonder if the rumored bi Walker put the moves on Zahn and if Walker's rumored big dong was able to seduce him.

by Anonymousreply 7April 28, 2021 5:14 PM

He's about as appealing as colon cancer. Found him repulsive in The Object of My Affection

by Anonymousreply 8April 28, 2021 5:14 PM

Joyride was terrific.

by Anonymousreply 9April 28, 2021 5:33 PM

I think he’s cute

by Anonymousreply 10April 28, 2021 5:36 PM

I always thought he was hot. What movie was it, where his roommate came home and found Steve Zahn naked on the table, legs over his head, trying to suck his own cock? Was it Saving Silverman?

by Anonymousreply 11April 28, 2021 5:41 PM

It was - but I was wrong, he was on the floor, not the table

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by Anonymousreply 12April 28, 2021 5:43 PM

He’s another one who’s gotten hotter as he got older.

by Anonymousreply 13April 28, 2021 5:43 PM

He's incredibly cute in a bit part as Paul Rudd's brother in The Object of My Affection.

by Anonymousreply 14April 28, 2021 5:50 PM

Completely fuckable as Phoebe’s gay/straight ice skater husband on Friends and the obnoxious hillbilly neighbor on Modern Family.

by Anonymousreply 15April 28, 2021 6:03 PM

I liked him in a policeman's uniform on the short-lived ABC series The Crossing.

by Anonymousreply 16April 28, 2021 6:09 PM

My husband and I met Steve in a hotel elevator in Vancouver several years ago (the Sutton Place...they offer decent, short-term living accommodations that lots of actors use).

We recognized him but couldn't remember his name. He was very gracious and sweet, kind of on the short side, definitely hot, and clearly (to us, anyway) straight. A very down-to-earth attitude.

by Anonymousreply 17April 28, 2021 6:24 PM

My crush on him has been going on for years....he is hot AND adorable.

by Anonymousreply 18April 28, 2021 6:28 PM

He's an absolute delight in the movie Happy Texas.

by Anonymousreply 19April 28, 2021 6:35 PM

R19, I love the scene when he's all frustrated how the dance routine is going, so goes out to smoke. And offers a seven year old girl a cigarette! I wanted both him and Jeremy Northam.

by Anonymousreply 20April 28, 2021 6:42 PM

Him and Breckin Meyer both had rockin’ bodies, were very personable, and quite good acting chops both in comedy and drama, but didn’t really get beyond sidekick roles and eventually all but disappeared. Both are quite short, but so is Tom Cruise and others, what caused these two to fall by the wayside?

by Anonymousreply 21April 28, 2021 7:07 PM

I loved how Steve's character, Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr., first suggested that they tell people they were dress designers for circus midgets.

by Anonymousreply 22April 28, 2021 7:14 PM

I've always felt he and Alan Tudyk would make a great team playing brothers.

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by Anonymousreply 24April 28, 2021 8:05 PM

The movie, "That Thing You Do!" is a rainy afternoon favorite and Zahn is terrific in it. And the flip side of his acting can be seen in Drew Barrymore's "Riding in Cars With Boys."

I've never seen his work on Treme - anyone see that show? Opinion?

Nice to read he's married with two kids, seems to have led a quiet life away from Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 25April 28, 2021 9:14 PM

R3, I always thought J. Peterman was a Seinfeld invention inspired by J. Crew. Huh.

by Anonymousreply 26April 29, 2021 1:41 AM

I thought I was alone.

by Anonymousreply 27April 29, 2021 4:22 AM

He is cute, but he does have a bit of a belly.

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by Anonymousreply 28April 29, 2021 12:44 PM

Pic of you, R28?

by Anonymousreply 29April 29, 2021 2:12 PM

I loved him in That Thing You Do. I don't understand why that movie was so underrated. Steve is smart to know his value as a sidekick and with his life outside of Hollywood with wife and kids, why would he want to be a STAR?

by Anonymousreply 30April 29, 2021 3:36 PM

Did I hit too close to home, R29?

by Anonymousreply 31April 29, 2021 3:55 PM

No, just finished doing laundry on my stomach.

by Anonymousreply 32April 29, 2021 9:28 PM

What do we think about his cock and balls? Real or fake?

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by Anonymousreply 33July 21, 2021 6:50 PM

He said that it was a stunt penis… damn it.

by Anonymousreply 34July 21, 2021 6:54 PM

He made me laugh out loud in Safe Men. What a fun movie!

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by Anonymousreply 35July 21, 2021 6:59 PM

[quote] He's got a hot little body, too. Alas, I believe he's completely straight.

That’s fine, but more importantly, what’s his coin slot like?

by Anonymousreply 36July 21, 2021 6:59 PM

He was terrible in Treme.

by Anonymousreply 37July 21, 2021 7:02 PM

I loved him in Treme (which is a vastly underrated series). His character was meant to be annoying (and he was) but he evolved throughout the show, and Zahn handled it deftly.

by Anonymousreply 38July 21, 2021 7:12 PM

He’s hot, adorable, great actor, so glad to see him in a show since seems like he’s been gone a few years?

by Anonymousreply 39July 21, 2021 7:25 PM

I wanted to be Leelee in Joyride. Paul Walker and Steven Zahn were both hot.

by Anonymousreply 40July 21, 2021 7:40 PM

R40 We’ve all wanted to be Leelee at one point or another.

by Anonymousreply 41July 21, 2021 7:44 PM

Short and sweet. Loved him since “reality bites”

by Anonymousreply 42July 21, 2021 7:48 PM

R33 Gross. Tiny balls and tinymeat. They look like they were made from an exteriorized vag on a trans buddy.

by Anonymousreply 43July 21, 2021 7:57 PM

I loved him since "That Thing You Do!", but especially after Joyride. What would you call his bodytype? I've always been attracted to that type of guy.

by Anonymousreply 44July 21, 2021 8:14 PM

Short and compact

by Anonymousreply 45July 22, 2021 2:54 AM

[quote][R33] Gross. Tiny balls and tinymeat. They look like they were made from an exteriorized vag on a trans buddy.


by Anonymousreply 46July 22, 2021 6:35 AM

[Quote] He said that it was a stunt penis…

He would, wouldn't he.

by Anonymousreply 47July 22, 2021 6:55 AM

I like it

by Anonymousreply 48July 22, 2021 12:24 PM

I've been carrying a torch for Steve Zahn for years, years....adorable.

by Anonymousreply 49July 22, 2021 12:40 PM

totally Fuckable

by Anonymousreply 50July 22, 2021 12:49 PM

I have always like him he has a sort of manic quality. He was very funny in that terrible move Save Silverman and I thought he was excellent in Out Of Sight.

by Anonymousreply 51July 22, 2021 12:52 PM

I wouldn't mind getting on top of him . . .

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by Anonymousreply 52July 22, 2021 12:53 PM

Good actor, good comedic timing, good physical comedy too.

by Anonymousreply 53July 22, 2021 1:56 PM

Hopefully others remember Steve in the movie "Happy, Texas." Good Lord he is so funny in the film.

by Anonymousreply 54July 22, 2021 8:53 PM

He is MINE

by Anonymousreply 55July 22, 2021 9:13 PM

Love him in Happy Texas with the gorgeous Jeremy Northam. They pretend to be a gay couple so I’m not sure how woke it is but I don’t care, it’s bloody funny.

by Anonymousreply 56July 22, 2021 9:42 PM

He looks like Eric Stoltz's younger, shorter brother.

by Anonymousreply 57July 22, 2021 9:46 PM

Omg he should totally find this thread, he’d be sooo flattered! Love Steve.

by Anonymousreply 58July 22, 2021 9:52 PM

R56, is it anti-woke in Happy, Texas that the two gay characters are played by straight actors? If it is, I don't care, because I love how William H. Macy and Ron Perlman (a TX sherrif and a Texas Ranger) find each other after the long chase sequence.

by Anonymousreply 59July 22, 2021 11:08 PM

Cutie pie

by Anonymousreply 60July 23, 2021 12:58 PM
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