I always thought he was kind of fuckable. Odd face but at the right angle he looks handsome.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||July 23, 2021 12:58 PM|
He's got a hot little body, too.
Alas, I believe he's completely straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||April 28, 2021 4:46 PM|
You're not alone OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||April 28, 2021 4:47 PM|
He’s married to the daughter of the founder of the J Peterman catalogue.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||April 28, 2021 4:58 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||April 28, 2021 5:00 PM|
Always been a big fan. He was hot too.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||April 28, 2021 5:07 PM|
He's always been a cutie. Loved that movie Joy Ride where he and Paul Walker played brothers and they had to walk into a roadside diner completely naked. That scene was a big influence on gay guys in my generation.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||April 28, 2021 5:09 PM|
I wonder if the rumored bi Walker put the moves on Zahn and if Walker's rumored big dong was able to seduce him.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||April 28, 2021 5:14 PM|
He's about as appealing as colon cancer. Found him repulsive in The Object of My Affection
|by Anonymous||reply 8||April 28, 2021 5:14 PM|
Joyride was terrific.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||April 28, 2021 5:33 PM|
I think he’s cute
|by Anonymous||reply 10||April 28, 2021 5:36 PM|
I always thought he was hot. What movie was it, where his roommate came home and found Steve Zahn naked on the table, legs over his head, trying to suck his own cock? Was it Saving Silverman?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||April 28, 2021 5:41 PM|
It was - but I was wrong, he was on the floor, not the table
|by Anonymous||reply 12||April 28, 2021 5:43 PM|
He’s another one who’s gotten hotter as he got older.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||April 28, 2021 5:43 PM|
He's incredibly cute in a bit part as Paul Rudd's brother in The Object of My Affection.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||April 28, 2021 5:50 PM|
Completely fuckable as Phoebe’s gay/straight ice skater husband on Friends and the obnoxious hillbilly neighbor on Modern Family.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||April 28, 2021 6:03 PM|
I liked him in a policeman's uniform on the short-lived ABC series The Crossing.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||April 28, 2021 6:09 PM|
My husband and I met Steve in a hotel elevator in Vancouver several years ago (the Sutton Place...they offer decent, short-term living accommodations that lots of actors use).
We recognized him but couldn't remember his name. He was very gracious and sweet, kind of on the short side, definitely hot, and clearly (to us, anyway) straight. A very down-to-earth attitude.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||April 28, 2021 6:24 PM|
My crush on him has been going on for years....he is hot AND adorable.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||April 28, 2021 6:28 PM|
He's an absolute delight in the movie Happy Texas.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||April 28, 2021 6:35 PM|
R19, I love the scene when he's all frustrated how the dance routine is going, so goes out to smoke. And offers a seven year old girl a cigarette! I wanted both him and Jeremy Northam.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||April 28, 2021 6:42 PM|
Him and Breckin Meyer both had rockin’ bodies, were very personable, and quite good acting chops both in comedy and drama, but didn’t really get beyond sidekick roles and eventually all but disappeared. Both are quite short, but so is Tom Cruise and others, what caused these two to fall by the wayside?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||April 28, 2021 7:07 PM|
I loved how Steve's character, Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr., first suggested that they tell people they were dress designers for circus midgets.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||April 28, 2021 7:14 PM|
I've always felt he and Alan Tudyk would make a great team playing brothers.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||April 28, 2021 7:26 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||April 28, 2021 8:05 PM|
The movie, "That Thing You Do!" is a rainy afternoon favorite and Zahn is terrific in it. And the flip side of his acting can be seen in Drew Barrymore's "Riding in Cars With Boys."
I've never seen his work on Treme - anyone see that show? Opinion?
Nice to read he's married with two kids, seems to have led a quiet life away from Hollywood.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||April 28, 2021 9:14 PM|
R3, I always thought J. Peterman was a Seinfeld invention inspired by J. Crew. Huh.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||April 29, 2021 1:41 AM|
I thought I was alone.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||April 29, 2021 4:22 AM|
He is cute, but he does have a bit of a belly.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||April 29, 2021 12:44 PM|
Pic of you, R28?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||April 29, 2021 2:12 PM|
I loved him in That Thing You Do. I don't understand why that movie was so underrated. Steve is smart to know his value as a sidekick and with his life outside of Hollywood with wife and kids, why would he want to be a STAR?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||April 29, 2021 3:36 PM|
Did I hit too close to home, R29?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||April 29, 2021 3:55 PM|
No, just finished doing laundry on my stomach.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||April 29, 2021 9:28 PM|
What do we think about his cock and balls? Real or fake?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||July 21, 2021 6:50 PM|
He said that it was a stunt penis… damn it.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||July 21, 2021 6:54 PM|
He made me laugh out loud in Safe Men. What a fun movie!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||July 21, 2021 6:59 PM|
[quote] He's got a hot little body, too. Alas, I believe he's completely straight.
That’s fine, but more importantly, what’s his coin slot like?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||July 21, 2021 6:59 PM|
He was terrible in Treme.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||July 21, 2021 7:02 PM|
I loved him in Treme (which is a vastly underrated series). His character was meant to be annoying (and he was) but he evolved throughout the show, and Zahn handled it deftly.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||July 21, 2021 7:12 PM|
He’s hot, adorable, great actor, so glad to see him in a show since seems like he’s been gone a few years?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||July 21, 2021 7:25 PM|
I wanted to be Leelee in Joyride. Paul Walker and Steven Zahn were both hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||July 21, 2021 7:40 PM|
R40 We’ve all wanted to be Leelee at one point or another.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||July 21, 2021 7:44 PM|
Short and sweet. Loved him since “reality bites”
|by Anonymous||reply 42||July 21, 2021 7:48 PM|
R33 Gross. Tiny balls and tinymeat. They look like they were made from an exteriorized vag on a trans buddy.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||July 21, 2021 7:57 PM|
I loved him since "That Thing You Do!", but especially after Joyride. What would you call his bodytype? I've always been attracted to that type of guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||July 21, 2021 8:14 PM|
Short and compact
|by Anonymous||reply 45||July 22, 2021 2:54 AM|
[quote][R33] Gross. Tiny balls and tinymeat. They look like they were made from an exteriorized vag on a trans buddy.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||July 22, 2021 6:35 AM|
[Quote] He said that it was a stunt penis…
He would, wouldn't he.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||July 22, 2021 6:55 AM|
I like it
|by Anonymous||reply 48||July 22, 2021 12:24 PM|
I've been carrying a torch for Steve Zahn for years, years....adorable.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||July 22, 2021 12:40 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 50||July 22, 2021 12:49 PM|
I have always like him he has a sort of manic quality. He was very funny in that terrible move Save Silverman and I thought he was excellent in Out Of Sight.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||July 22, 2021 12:52 PM|
I wouldn't mind getting on top of him . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 52||July 22, 2021 12:53 PM|
Good actor, good comedic timing, good physical comedy too.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||July 22, 2021 1:56 PM|
Hopefully others remember Steve in the movie "Happy, Texas." Good Lord he is so funny in the film.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||July 22, 2021 8:53 PM|
He is MINE
|by Anonymous||reply 55||July 22, 2021 9:13 PM|
Love him in Happy Texas with the gorgeous Jeremy Northam. They pretend to be a gay couple so I’m not sure how woke it is but I don’t care, it’s bloody funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||July 22, 2021 9:42 PM|
He looks like Eric Stoltz's younger, shorter brother.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||July 22, 2021 9:46 PM|
Omg he should totally find this thread, he’d be sooo flattered! Love Steve.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||July 22, 2021 9:52 PM|
R56, is it anti-woke in Happy, Texas that the two gay characters are played by straight actors? If it is, I don't care, because I love how William H. Macy and Ron Perlman (a TX sherrif and a Texas Ranger) find each other after the long chase sequence.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||July 22, 2021 11:08 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 60||July 23, 2021 12:58 PM|