Prince William Dresses Left

Willy hangs left.

You're late to the party OP. We discussed this AT LENGTH, live, during the funeral. Willy was the least impressive.

Prince Philip planned every detail of his funeral including which way Willy's willy would hang. A man of detail until the end.

Will's wang is a portside penis.

Which way does Peter Phillips' pecker point?

How does Harry's hang?

Bigger OP pic. He must wore a boxer for for it to be in that position.

William is left handed, I think.

This picture deserved a caption. Harry face were priceless LOL

That's nothing compared to what Edward was showcasing.

Bespoke suits are almost always tailored that way.

Viscount Snowden looking old and no longer hawkish. Sad for a homosexualist like himself.

hawtish ^

That picture was at an England v’s Wales rugby match. William supports Wales. Harry support(ed) England.

R12 if you’re going to gossip you could at least get the titles right. David Armstrong-Jones was born as Viscount Linley, which was a subsidiary title of his father the first Earl of Snowdon (note the spelling, R12).

When his father died the then Viscount Linley became the second Earl of Snowdon - it’s customary that heirs don’t assume the new title until after the funeral of their predecessor.

At which point David’s children were elevated - his son, previously The Honourable Charles Armstrong-Jones, was titled Viscount Linley and his daughter, previously The Honourable Margarita Armstrong-Jones, became Lady Margarita Armstrong-Jones.

Has Wessex been upgraded to Duke yet now that 4th Bridge has been entombed?

We know how much Betty likes Sophie.

We already know all about Willy's willy...

No one ever said he wasn’t armed and extremely dangerous!

^ I don't know about dangerous, but at least we know the future king still has his little crown intact

Jesus, he lost his looks quick.

Charles is circumcised but Diana said 'no' for her sons.

^ I'm surprised it was her choice, certainly they must have been some outrageous royal protocol involved

What are the carry & conceal laws in England?

R23: not allowed for anyone unless you have specific authority as a member of the armed forced or law enforcement.

R22, well, I just did some research and it seems likely that QEII's sons (Charles, Andrew, Edward) were circumcised because it was medically recommended at the time for 'hygiene' reasons, and that there isn't actually a royal tradition of it.

I am happy I made all those mistakes cause it brings out the priss pots like R15. They're fun to annoy.

Happy to help, R12 - I know how proud some of you Americans are of your ignorance.

^ Says a Brit who worships the dumbest bunch of inbreds this side of Trailer City

Royalty or hillbillies you decide. "I married my second and third cousin. But I only married once!"

"My wife is both my cousin and my niece!" (This is a real Haspburg one.)

The man exudes absolutely no sex appeal at all. (Much like his father.)

I'm sure Kate was thrilled to learn that she would inherit royal foreskin to maneuver with her tongue.

R31 Yup, Kate is working hard for her money. The man she married already looks like her father.

[quote] The man she married already looks like her grandfather.

There-- fixed it for you, r32.

Good for Diana saying NO to mutilating Will and Harry, which means George, Louis and Archie are likely intact...like most civilized males in the UK and around the world.

He really has an egghead doesn’t he.

What does Meghan think? That's all that is important.

William has the Hanover looks, as does Charles (he's starting to look like one of the early Georges) and the Queen. Harry takes after Philip which is basically Saxe Colburg, the same house as Prince Albert, which for all intents, although not actually, is now a cadet house of Windsor.

The Hanovers are not handsome but always got to pull in some beauties for hot sex, e.g. Albert, Philip. The Saxe Colburg Gothas are basically breeding studs.

So these are "breeding studs" according to you, R38?

[quote]Good for Diana saying NO to mutilating Will and Harry, which means George, Louis and Archie are likely intact...like most civilized males in the UK and around the world.

It's just a flap of skin, you freak. I've been with lots of uncut guys and I prefer cut. It's cleaner and no stank. Nothing worse than going down on an uncut cock and it's not "fresh."

R34 Not that I want to turn this into another cut/intact thread, but classifying circumcised men as uncivilised is rather silly. Those of us circumcised soon after birth didn’t get much of a say in it.

I’m glad that I am, btw, but I couldn’t give a fuck who else is or isn’t.

Law of the Datalounge: All threads untimely turn into a cut/uncut debate given enough time.

We could be discussing the Julian calender and the date of Russian Orthodox Easter and someone will inject the circumcision issue.

“Cut/intact”, R42! We don’t say “uncut” any more - it’s circumcisioncentric.

I always think of Elvis who was supposedly mortified about having a “hillbilly dick”!

I wonder how Megs likes slurping around royal foreskin?

Is a 'hillbilly dick' cut or uncut?

Uncut. Uncut cocks have connotations of "poor white trash" in America.

^ That's because in the "old days" circumcision at birth was an extra $5-$10. A lot of people couldn't afford it

I've seen that picture which reportedly shows Williams pissing (holding his dick like it's a cigarette!) but many believe it's photo-shopped. What's the general consensus? It's real?

^ I've seen a lot of dicks in my life, looks real to me ;-)