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Wild melee at Datalounge International Airport: what triggered it?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 5, 2021 8:46 AM |
Did they hit Buddy again?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 26, 2021 10:32 PM |
It was all a French mistake.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 26, 2021 10:32 PM |
Mel Brooks started it!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 26, 2021 10:34 PM |
A male flight attendant asked for "Your trash" from one messy queen who ordered one too many gin and tonics.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 26, 2021 10:37 PM |
Wearing a KAGA hat.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 26, 2021 10:39 PM |
Somebody got seated in Economy next to Cheryl.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 26, 2021 10:40 PM |
The passenger to Toledo saw the passenger from Atlanta's Madonna hat and said, "She's no longer relevant."
A riot quickly followed.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 26, 2021 10:41 PM |
Hole was presented.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 26, 2021 10:41 PM |
Someone's Gerbil was not allowed on board as an "Emotional Support Animal".
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 26, 2021 10:42 PM |
“I am NOT smuggling spider monkeys on my head; it’s a FALL!”
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 26, 2021 10:43 PM |
The only entertainment option on the flight from LA to Rio was Lucy's "Mame".
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 26, 2021 10:45 PM |
Someone misread the sign that said BAGS fly free.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 26, 2021 10:45 PM |
A frantic passenger grabbed the microphone and announce that the flight attendant had drained the pasta.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 26, 2021 10:55 PM |
“Nestor is MY luggage carrier/videographer, Dahveed! Adopt your own meat and leave mine alone!”
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 26, 2021 11:05 PM |
Bllllllock
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 26, 2021 11:10 PM |
_________* stood up and shouted "I admit it, I'm GAY! Have at me, boys!" and then started ripping off his clothes.
(* Fill in the blank: Jake Gyllenhaal, Timothee Chalamet, Froy Guiterrez, Henry Cavill, Shawn Mendes, Sam Heughan, etc.)
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 26, 2021 11:19 PM |
“Gentlemen, there is a CUNT wearing Galliano for Maison Margiela in 23C. I repeat; there is a CUNT wearing Galliano for Maison Margiela in 23C.”
“HHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSS”
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 26, 2021 11:22 PM |
They didn't fixded my hamburder.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 26, 2021 11:31 PM |
Was the TSA doing rectal exams?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 27, 2021 12:40 AM |
Word got out that Sean Cody was filming in the men's room.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 5, 2021 4:40 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 5, 2021 4:41 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 5, 2021 4:42 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 5, 2021 4:42 AM |
*takes a Dyson to the cobwebs and leaves some samples of persimmon based soap on the table*
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 5, 2021 7:05 AM |
Someone is using a pencil to hit the call button to alert they youngish blonde steward.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 5, 2021 7:12 AM |
Duty Free was sold out of Shocking by Schiaparelli and Dunhill Reds
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 5, 2021 7:41 AM |
Muriel is insisting that all passengers have their temperatures checked anally while live-streaming it to her Onlyfans.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 5, 2021 8:00 AM |
The television was showing a press conference where Meghan Markle admits she was adopted and is 100% white. Piers Morgan and Sharon Osborne are given talk shows. Megastans riot.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 5, 2021 8:36 AM |
Why, earrings and caftans on sale at a duty free shop, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 5, 2021 8:46 AM |