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Wild melee at Datalounge International Airport: what triggered it?

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by Anonymousreply 29May 5, 2021 8:46 AM

Did they hit Buddy again?

by Anonymousreply 1April 26, 2021 10:32 PM

It was all a French mistake.

by Anonymousreply 2April 26, 2021 10:32 PM

Mel Brooks started it!

by Anonymousreply 3April 26, 2021 10:34 PM

A male flight attendant asked for "Your trash" from one messy queen who ordered one too many gin and tonics.

by Anonymousreply 4April 26, 2021 10:37 PM

Wearing a KAGA hat.

by Anonymousreply 5April 26, 2021 10:39 PM

Somebody got seated in Economy next to Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 6April 26, 2021 10:40 PM

The passenger to Toledo saw the passenger from Atlanta's Madonna hat and said, "She's no longer relevant."

A riot quickly followed.

by Anonymousreply 7April 26, 2021 10:41 PM

Hole was presented.

by Anonymousreply 8April 26, 2021 10:41 PM

Someone's Gerbil was not allowed on board as an "Emotional Support Animal".

by Anonymousreply 9April 26, 2021 10:42 PM

“I am NOT smuggling spider monkeys on my head; it’s a FALL!”

by Anonymousreply 10April 26, 2021 10:43 PM

The only entertainment option on the flight from LA to Rio was Lucy's "Mame".

by Anonymousreply 11April 26, 2021 10:45 PM

Someone misread the sign that said BAGS fly free.

by Anonymousreply 12April 26, 2021 10:45 PM

A frantic passenger grabbed the microphone and announce that the flight attendant had drained the pasta.

by Anonymousreply 13April 26, 2021 10:55 PM

“Nestor is MY luggage carrier/videographer, Dahveed! Adopt your own meat and leave mine alone!”

by Anonymousreply 14April 26, 2021 11:05 PM

Bllllllock

by Anonymousreply 15April 26, 2021 11:10 PM

_________* stood up and shouted "I admit it, I'm GAY! Have at me, boys!" and then started ripping off his clothes.

(* Fill in the blank: Jake Gyllenhaal, Timothee Chalamet, Froy Guiterrez, Henry Cavill, Shawn Mendes, Sam Heughan, etc.)

by Anonymousreply 16April 26, 2021 11:19 PM

“Gentlemen, there is a CUNT wearing Galliano for Maison Margiela in 23C. I repeat; there is a CUNT wearing Galliano for Maison Margiela in 23C.”

“HHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSS”

by Anonymousreply 17April 26, 2021 11:22 PM

They didn't fixded my hamburder.

by Anonymousreply 18April 26, 2021 11:31 PM

Was the TSA doing rectal exams?

by Anonymousreply 19April 27, 2021 12:40 AM

Word got out that Sean Cody was filming in the men's room.

by Anonymousreply 20May 5, 2021 4:40 AM

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by Anonymousreply 21May 5, 2021 4:41 AM

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by Anonymousreply 22May 5, 2021 4:42 AM

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by Anonymousreply 23May 5, 2021 4:42 AM

*takes a Dyson to the cobwebs and leaves some samples of persimmon based soap on the table*

by Anonymousreply 24May 5, 2021 7:05 AM

Someone is using a pencil to hit the call button to alert they youngish blonde steward.

by Anonymousreply 25May 5, 2021 7:12 AM

Duty Free was sold out of Shocking by Schiaparelli and Dunhill Reds

by Anonymousreply 26May 5, 2021 7:41 AM

Muriel is insisting that all passengers have their temperatures checked anally while live-streaming it to her Onlyfans.

by Anonymousreply 27May 5, 2021 8:00 AM

The television was showing a press conference where Meghan Markle admits she was adopted and is 100% white. Piers Morgan and Sharon Osborne are given talk shows. Megastans riot.

by Anonymousreply 28May 5, 2021 8:36 AM

Why, earrings and caftans on sale at a duty free shop, of course.

by Anonymousreply 29May 5, 2021 8:46 AM
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