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Wild melee at Datalounge International Airport: what triggered it?

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by Anonymousreply 2905/05/2021

Did they hit Buddy again?

by Anonymousreply 104/26/2021

It was all a French mistake.

by Anonymousreply 204/26/2021

Mel Brooks started it!

by Anonymousreply 304/26/2021

A male flight attendant asked for "Your trash" from one messy queen who ordered one too many gin and tonics.

by Anonymousreply 404/26/2021

Wearing a KAGA hat.

by Anonymousreply 504/26/2021

Somebody got seated in Economy next to Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 604/26/2021

The passenger to Toledo saw the passenger from Atlanta's Madonna hat and said, "She's no longer relevant."

A riot quickly followed.

by Anonymousreply 704/26/2021

Hole was presented.

by Anonymousreply 804/26/2021

Someone's Gerbil was not allowed on board as an "Emotional Support Animal".

by Anonymousreply 904/26/2021

“I am NOT smuggling spider monkeys on my head; it’s a FALL!”

by Anonymousreply 1004/26/2021

The only entertainment option on the flight from LA to Rio was Lucy's "Mame".

by Anonymousreply 1104/26/2021

Someone misread the sign that said BAGS fly free.

by Anonymousreply 1204/26/2021

A frantic passenger grabbed the microphone and announce that the flight attendant had drained the pasta.

by Anonymousreply 1304/26/2021

“Nestor is MY luggage carrier/videographer, Dahveed! Adopt your own meat and leave mine alone!”

by Anonymousreply 1404/26/2021

Bllllllock

by Anonymousreply 1504/26/2021

_________* stood up and shouted "I admit it, I'm GAY! Have at me, boys!" and then started ripping off his clothes.

(* Fill in the blank: Jake Gyllenhaal, Timothee Chalamet, Froy Guiterrez, Henry Cavill, Shawn Mendes, Sam Heughan, etc.)

by Anonymousreply 1604/26/2021

“Gentlemen, there is a CUNT wearing Galliano for Maison Margiela in 23C. I repeat; there is a CUNT wearing Galliano for Maison Margiela in 23C.”

“HHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSS”

by Anonymousreply 1704/26/2021

They didn't fixded my hamburder.

by Anonymousreply 1804/26/2021

Was the TSA doing rectal exams?

by Anonymousreply 1904/26/2021

Word got out that Sean Cody was filming in the men's room.

by Anonymousreply 2005/04/2021

[quote]Wearing a KAGA hat.

That's my mother you're talking about!

by Anonymousreply 2105/04/2021

[quote] The only entertainment option on the flight from LA to Rio was Lucy's "Mame".

What were they supposed to show, [italic]Airpiort 1975[/italic]?

by Anonymousreply 2205/04/2021

[quote] The only entertainment option on the flight from LA to Rio was Lucy's "Mame".

What were they supposed to show, [italic]Airport 1975[/italic]?

by Anonymousreply 2305/04/2021

*takes a Dyson to the cobwebs and leaves some samples of persimmon based soap on the table*

by Anonymousreply 2405/04/2021

Someone is using a pencil to hit the call button to alert they youngish blonde steward.

by Anonymousreply 2505/04/2021

Duty Free was sold out of Shocking by Schiaparelli and Dunhill Reds

by Anonymousreply 2605/04/2021

Muriel is insisting that all passengers have their temperatures checked anally while live-streaming it to her Onlyfans.

by Anonymousreply 2705/05/2021

The television was showing a press conference where Meghan Markle admits she was adopted and is 100% white. Piers Morgan and Sharon Osborne are given talk shows. Megastans riot.

by Anonymousreply 2805/05/2021

Why, earrings and caftans on sale at a duty free shop, of course.

by Anonymousreply 2905/05/2021
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