Why do I want Riz Ahmed to fuck me so hard?

We know, Lens, we know.

Because you haven’t had sex in a decade and now have low standards?

I don't know. It's probably his body. It's sure not his face.

Is it that you're incredibly desperately lonely, OP?

his body..LOL!

Get in line bitch

[quote]I don't know. It's probably his body. It's sure not his face.

Considering 90% of the pronstars linked here at DL have utterly repulsive looking faces, you are saying Riz isn't handsome?

He's sure not ugly.

exactly r7. Ive seen some of the most hideous dudes posted here. Anyone who doesn't like his face here, is because it's not conventional and white

Sorry. I’m dating Riz.

But r2 and r4 are probably right.

He was so trashy hot in that film.

Also good performance.

The only time I've ever found him hot was in "The Sound of Metal."

Remember when he knocked up Lens on Girls?

OP, his character is not a douche. Clearly you didn't understand the movie because you were jerking off furiously.

He was briefly on the Oscar red carpet with his new wifey, ugh. Her detractors call her Spud. looool

When it comes to exotic men of Middle Eastern/South Asian heritage, I prefer Mena Moussoud.

I don’t know. I kinda like his face as well as his body. But, then, I’m easy.

You've got a hungry pussy

I want to see his OnlyFans before I decide.

What happened to the Riz troll who posted long paragraphs of tea about his personal life??? I need you back!

yassssss

He is incredibly hot - body and face

I’d eat his ass.

The iris in his eyes are black and convey no emotion.

Put on a wig and lipstick, he’s bound to gaslight you for a while and then slip it in.

R20 what all did that poster say? I remember a poopie fetish rumor.

[quote] I want Riz Ahmed to fuck me so hard

Would you like this man to do you too?

[quote] I remember a poopie fetish rumor.

No, that was one Riz's ex-GFs, the biracial American stylist from Brooklyn, she had emojis of toilets all over her social media. Many assumed she was an escort, she dropped whatever she was doing in Bklyn to live with Riz in London for about six months, before that he lived with her in Brooklyn while preparing for SOM. She doesn't work, is able to live in a brownstone and is always vacationing.

The biracial chick is not to be confused with the GF before her, the redhead druggie trust fund hipster Dutch/Pakistani loon Riz lived with for 5-6 years, another delusional wannabe. Riz never paraded either of them around, they were basically his hidden mistresses. Riz would bring these women to events, but never walk the red carpet with them. Riz is a real oddball and control freak.

Riz is supposedly bisexual, he fucks important men in showbiz and fashion. If all the dirt about him ever came out, well, who knows.

the trashy tattoos and peroxide increased the "hotness" 100x, he looks "sketchy" off the screen.

R28 The Riz Ahmed lunatic troll has arrived!

Riz is very sketchy, he's nothing like his image. He's super intelligent for sure, an Oxford grad, but he's a total sleaze, DL should adore him. 😂😂

He's always talking about code switching, seems he really is two people, or three or four. No one can figure out why he married that prude.

He has a horrible chav accent.

[quote]He has a horrible chav accent.

He's from Wembley. Riz changes his accent according to who he's hanging with or who is interviewing him. It's very easy to detect, he'll do a more upper crust type of accent when he's interviewed on a TV show. (Not as sophisticated as Emerald Fennell or Cumberbatch, but, it's sure not 'chav'). Riz is very odd.

He's great at UK dialects and even US dialects. His Queens NY accent for The Night Of, was spot on. Not sure what nationality the Rick character was supposed to be in "Nightcrawler', I assumed he was Hispanic from California. His US accent in VENOM was awful, he was over enunciating.

The douche isn't Ahmed's character ...

Why, OP? Because he's gorgeous, sexy and interesting.

[quote]Why, OP? Because he's gorgeous, sexy and interesting.

Jizzy needs to dump that boring wife, he needs to come out of the closet. Her voice sounds like a 5 year old.

Her 'novel' is sleep inducing, it's nothing but repetitious South Asian tropes. It's about a controlling father, weak mother and, well, nothing new there. SJP picked her because she fit the demographic she was looking for.

He's got CRAZY eyes!

His wife is beside him.

Because you're a dirty, dirty whore?

Because he's hot af?

R37 I don't get this, his wife is far more attractive than him in real life, he is just average looking without all that film makeup, are you guys all blind or just allergic to women?

Bye, R41

I think his wife is cute, you guys are way harsh DL!

Verificatia of size meat?

He looks like a hot Lebanese firefighter I once dated. He was also pint sized, but only in stature. Ah, good memories.

[quote]Verificatia of size meat?

Here you go.

[quote]I think his wife is cute, you guys are way harsh DL!

Where her looks discussed? Cute women are a dime a dozen. This man also needs mental stimulation. Riz gets bored very easily. While Fatima pursued Riz, he was already living with another woman in Brooklyn and fucking yet more women on the side.

The consensus is, Fatima is not as smart as Riz, she only got her crappy novel published due to SJP needing to fill a certain demographic. Fatima is very whiny, she's always screaming at Riz, telling him "You don't deserve me!" She's very immature, sexually inexperienced and clingy, she gives Riz 'the eye' if he merely glances at other women. She has no clue what she's gotten herself into.

Her family are grifters, at first they couldn't stand Riz, they thought he was too old (there's about a 10 year age difference) and he had a womanizing reputation. Then, her parents figured Riz could help their daughter's career. One of her brothers is an aspiring actor, they assume Riz will help him too. This sounds like a soap opera script!

Wait until he starts cheating, if he hasn't already. It looked like she had a little belly there. Cannot imagine Riz as a father!

r41 again you are only saying he's average because he's not white and conventional looking, or a muscle mary jock. He is handsome, his huge intense eyes and smooth brown skin would make most women give him a second look. And he has a gorgeous smile

Interesting, I'd take jay sean over him anyday. Riz looks like he just got out of a concentration camp

[quote] Anyone who doesn't like his face here, is because it's not conventional and white

No, it's because he's not attractive. There's something off about his eyes, they make him look like a lizard or something.

r50 honey please, I dont give a shit what anyone's opinion here is of Riz Ahmed when people around here find this hot:

r51 Pete is hot because he is absurdly intelligent and has a way with words that make people go weak in their knees. He also bats for our team and some one who is very powerful politically. And power is sexy.

That said, Riz is attractive too. Any nudes ?

Why compare Pete with Riz, they are nothing alike. Pete is an intelligent articulate politician, Riz is an intelligent articulate actor.

DL has become totally nuts!

Riz and the SOM director Darius Marder.

They look very cozy here, wonder if anything went on between them. Riz will do anything for a role.

[quote] There's something off about his eyes, they make him look like a lizard or something.

R54 Um, does he have little tike hands or is the other guy's just abnormally large?

Riz is miniature.

[quote][R54] Um, does he have little tike hands or is the other guy's just abnormally large?

It seem to be the angle of the photo, likely a wide angle close up lens was used. Darius Marder is much taller than Riz, but for such a short man, Riz has long fingers and big feet.

Riz's big shoes always make him look like the letter 'L'..

Riz claims to be 5'8", he's likely shorter.

He's 5'6' max...like Tammy.

When he was a kid, Riz liked to dress up like a girl.

Wish this man would just come out. This 'marriage' is such a sham, it's a business arrangement. Before getting married, these two didn't even know each other for a year.

It's a trade-off for both. His wife wants him to help her writing 'career', one book doesn't make a career, but that's a whole other story.

Riz refuses to come out, he then picks a South Asian Muslim woman who he deems suitable for his image and agenda. This man is all about making it big in the US, he wants A-List level stardom.

Baffled how he's going to deal with this odd marriage to a stifling controlling religious woman.

Riz is more hot trashy like the tatted up Ruben in SOM, than the sophisticated Oxford grad Prada suited man he presents at red carpets.

If you saw half the women he fucked, you'd faint, most were totally trashy. Especially the escorts! While hanging in Brooklyn prepping for SOM, he was fucking a tattooed biker chick with huge tits. She had a pretty face, but she was definitely not the type Riz would bring on the red carpet, let alone, marry.

R36 you read like a typical sad caftan queen who think every guy you want to fuck is gay. Riz is a boring breeder. Deal with it.

Delicious looking and sounding, sensitive actor. What’s not to like? The one who spreads tea on him in here is crazy. What important men in film/fashion has he slept with? You’re not holding anything else back let’s hear it.

[quote][R36] you read like a typical sad caftan queen who think every guy you want to fuck is gay. Riz is a boring breeder. Deal with it.

I sure don't want to fuck Riz, everything I know about him is a huge turn-off. I enjoy his acting, that's it.

Riz is bisexual. I know a few acquaintances of his, Riz has a big mouth, he tells people he thinks he can trust, his deep dark secrets. He's neurotic, definitely cannot live alone, extremely controlling and he's not as charming as he comes across in public. His rabid fans would be shocked to know what he's about in his real life. If he managed to keep a longterm GF hidden for 6 years, he is extremely capable of hiding his bisexuality.

A post at some forum was deleted a few months ago, a guy posted about Riz trying to pick up his BF at some Hollywood party awhile back. Riz was not joking or drunk, he doesn't drink alcohol.

[quote]What important men in film/fashion has he slept with? You’re not holding anything else back let’s hear it.

Figure it out. Look at the important men in fashion Riz hangs with. There are enough photos out there showing him at many fashion events, especially in London. Wonder why he's written several times for UK VOGUE and even got a cover once or twice, maybe more?

What does Riz being a "delicious looking and sounding, sensitive actor" have to do with how he acts in his personal life. The problem is, a performers fans/stans cannot separate what they see on screen, and the public image, with how the actor, or actress, actually is behind closed doors.

He's so small, though. He would be ok as the fuckee but not the fucker.

Well r66/Riz tea troll, I look forward to the day when one of his scorned male lovers comes forward drag him, as a matter of fact you sound like one yourself.

A third of the posts in this thread are from the Riz Ahmed lunatic.

RALT, what happened to make you go from obsessively and scarily adoring Mr Ahmed to obsessively and scarily hating him?

[quote]Well [R66]/Riz tea troll, I look forward to the day when one of his scorned male lovers comes forward drag him, as a matter of fact you sound like one yourself.

Oooo, you sound so scary! Lmao.

I have to wonder why the handful of Riz defenders here at DL, always get their panties in a massive twist when anyone here, especially those who post actual facts about Riz, always become so unhinged. Especially when these same people claim to not be fans of this actor.

This points t people in Riz's team going to various forums to try and silence the truth about this man.

Spurned lover? No, not at all. Riz is a great actor and charismatic, but I don 't find him attractive. He's too small, a pocket gay. Besides, knowing what I know about this man, he's a huge turn-off. He's nothing like his image.

You think an ex-lover is going to come forward, Riz is too smart for that, he asks many to sign NDAs!