Rhys Alan Smith is found dead in Tenerife

...is DEAD TO ME.

Who the fuck are all these people that I never heard of until they die; usually of an overdose or suicide ?

We may have to wait a bit, til tomorow to find out R2: all the TOWIE fans are drunk on Saturday night Chartreuse under their kaftans.

WHO?! Found WHERE?! DLers of WHAT?!

Never heard of this guy before. Read as far as ex-boyfriend of "The Only Way is Essex," until I read enough. Nothing trashier than British trash.

Sad still, but I imagine he died like all the other Famous for Three Minutes Celebrities...drowning in his own vomit after a night of binge drinking. Sad way to go, no matter who you are.

Harry & Bobby: two of the surviving actors concerned in demi-thongs, tasteful friends.

You need to be really, really, really exquisitely proportioned to pull off that look, R6. And it might be impossible even then.

These two? Yuck.

Bobby

R4 - Tenerife appears to be an island off Africa.

But was she MASC?

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Poor dead guy. This article is a travesty, making it all about an ancient small connection to the tacky TOWIES.

I don’t know who the hell any of these people are or the location or cause of death.

Wow was he ugly.

Nobody's gonna miss that one.

[quote] This article is a travesty, making it all about an ancient small connection to the tacky TOWIES.

I agree. The Fail article is also misleading.

OP your thread is a FAILURE.

All these men are so bizarre looking. And ugly.

[quote] OP your thread is a FAILURE.

Oh, fuck off and die.

No one has to obey your little Nazi formatting rules, Regina George. We all do as we like here.

Dafuck is a TWOIES?

He was looking at a scrapbook and after seeing several photos of past fashion choices, he died of embarrassment.

This is Harry with new bo Dean Rowland. These twinks are busy. I think I am starting to work out the dynamics of this story which regrettably has very little to do with the deceased who, R13, was rather attractive; in fact I would say the deceased was the most attractive one of all of this crowd

I’m sorry, but why do UK queers often look so tragic?

This thread is like some crazy bizarro world.

[quote] I’m sorry, but why do UK queers often look so tragic?

I assume you don't refer to me R21.

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No, R23. Here’s an example:

G4P and he realized he was fucking these chav twinks and had to off himself.

[quote] bizarre looking

They are over-groomed and their speech is appalling, foul-mouthed and definitely in need of subtitling.

The Daily Mail captions seem wrong.

Did the handsome one die or was it the yellow-skinned boneless ectoplasm?

Tragic like this R21?

[quote] The Daily Mail captions seem wrong. Did the handsome one die or was it the yellow-skinned boneless ectoplasm?

The captions are deliberately misleading. This is why the Fail cannot be trusted. The article is ostensibly about a person who died young (the handsome one), in circumstances which are not reported, but in fact it's an article about the famewhores the deceased ran with: sheer clickbait, pure and simple.

And it's been years since he knew them. And he never RAN with them, like for year. It's a gross article for low brow readers.

This is a pretty good caption though: “TOWIE star Harry Derbidge's ex Rhys Alan Smith has died after he was found dead in Tenerife last week.”

[quote] And he never RAN with them, like for year.

?

R33 'Ran' is a euphemism for sexual intercourse.

"Hang out" really.

R32 "has died after he was found dead " So he was found dead and then he died Great. The Fail are brilliant! R34 he boned both of them (not Dean): it's all in the article.

Rhys is such an ugly, squiddley little name.

It's as weak as Liam and Ewen.

Rhys is a Welsh name, no?

[quote] Rhys is such an ugly, squiddley little name.

Rhys was the good looking one. The squiddley little ones were the poisonous 'actors' who lured him to bed.

Rhys is international.

Tenerife is part of the Canary Islands of Spain off the coast of Norther Africa. Gran Caneria is a huge gay mecca with a lot of British expats. It's got nude beaches, beautiful weather, a whole mall that is comprised of gay clubs and bathhouses. I've not been to Tenerife. That's too bad. I'm sure there is a lot of drug use happening.

Tenerife and Gran Canaria are different islands in Africa.

Rhys was the good looking one who looks like he's wearing mascara.

Rhys was the top man who these queens sent mad.

After reading this thread I STILL don’t know who is who, who dated whom, or who died of what?

What's a Towie?

[quote] What's a Towie?

I'm tempted to make joke about annoying toenail fungus but it's a dopey but sexy TV show with annoyingly stupid but sexy chavs.

This dead guy looks bit like this other Pommy Hottie—

[quote] After reading this thread I STILL don’t know who is who, who dated whom, or who died of what?

I am also having trouble R45.

Any TOWIE fan out there who can help?

Who is Chris Hughes @R48? He's cute.

Twink + hunk = twunk

[Quote] It's as weak as Liam

Mr Neeson would beat you with his python if it weren't for the fact that you'd like it.

Don't know which one of the two is dead, but those are some motherfucking dead eyes on the pompadoured thing is the right .

First Philip and now this!!!

R53, as far as I can tell, it's the one on the left who died. He had become a hunk in the years since that pic.

I couldn't make it through an entire episode of TOWIE, but Mark Wright is super hot! I even bought a couple of his calendars. I think he's based in the US now.

Oh so they're not all gay on that show: Mark Wright is married to a woman.

My favourite TOWIE chav-adjacent was Mario Falcone.

Pic of Mario, as R58 couldn't manage one.

Please help me figure out which one died!

The tawny haired one, not the platinum deer-in-the-headlights one.

[quote] but Mark Wright is super hot!

But he's getting colder every year.

They look toxically gay.

R63 the one who died became hunky and handsome. The rest, yes, toxic looking.

Who is the queen with the squeezed hamster eyes?

wtf are you brits watching? are these gonna be the "celebs" i see on great british bakeoff for retards and cripples special?

^ there are the odd exceptions

Mark Wright's ass.

Well I guess this also helps to illuminate who in the UK is single handling keeping the tanning salons and bronzer brands in business.

What the fuck is a townie?

Towie, pardonne moi.

The Only Way Is Essex (often abbreviated as TOWIE) is a British "reality" television series based in Brentwood, Essex, England.

God that show makes the Real Housewives franchises look like Mensa meetings

The antidote to TOWIE was supposed to be "Made In Chelsea" but both are really cringeworthy.

Who? Who died?

R7 double yuck

Has anything come out about how he died?

I don't like to speculate but might it have involved self tanner?

Who the fuck is dead, why is this important, and finally, what the fuck does the dead person have to do with towie?

The "hunk got junk"

Towie is basically Jersey shore. Fake tan, tits and no talent.

The fact that Towie and Made in Chelsea exist is one of the few things that makes the thought of death bearable.

Hunk?????

Everyone looks Photoshopped irl.

I guess there's not much else to do in Great Britain but watch telly.