Ask Me Anything

What is the historic capital of Armenia?

Yerevan

Not the OP but I visited there. The people were beautiful and welcoming. Surprised. I expected obnoxious smelly people like in Glendale or snotty attitudes like the kardashians. Boy was I wrong

What’s your SSN, name and DOB. 🤡

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

R4 17

R3 No PII

Why do fools fall on love?

Where is love?

What is the most frequent digit in the decimal expansion of Pi?

Why wasn’t Nancy Walker appreciated more in her lifetime?

What is the recipe for original Coke?

Have you always been this starved for attention?

Are you aware of the dingleberry hanging from your asshole?

Why don’t you answer any questions?

Who hurt you?

Why are you wasting DL’s time?

How deep can you jackhammer?

Why are you such a loser?

What is your net worth?

Tell me the funniest joke you ever heard.

R12 Middle Child Syndrome

R8 If I knew, I probably wouldn’t be here.

R13 I have a hairy hole. I can’t help it.

R14

I fell asleep.

My ex. He cheated on me and ruined my life and I haven’t fallen in love since. I have this mental block and can’t trust anybody.

If you didn’t want your time wasted, you wouldn’t be here.

R17 About 130k. Low for DL but still plenty of time to grow.

How big is your cock and are you a top or bottom? Oh and do you have a womanly butt?

Is there any point to our existence?

Should all those over 50 be chemically-castrated so they can live their twilight years free from sexual torment?

Did your boyfriend ever throw a glass of wine at you?

What's your biggest insecurity? Who's the hottest guy you ever saw?

Do you have 'an' onlyfans?

rosebud or coinslot?

Do you still shower?

R24 I have a 5 inch uncut cock, small but thick. I’m a bottom. I have a big fat ass.

R26 No, but I did at him! Looking back, I was kind of the douchebag.

R25 I think each of us definitely has a purpose, but we don’t know what it is. I definitely haven’t figured out mine yet.

I think bottoms should have the option to be chemically castrated but not tops. We have a shortage of tops as it is.

Why don’t the English use “the before hospital in a sentence?

R27 I’m afraid of dying alone, and at the same time I’m very shy. I don’t let people get to know me because I fear rejection.

Hottest guy I ever met was this guy I met on a beach in Europe. Beautiful smile, “straight” but if I’d had more time I think I could’ve convinced him, and extremely hilarious personality. The look in his beautiful brown eyes alone was pure sex distilled, and his personality was amazing. I got hard several times just being around him.

R34 I don’t know, but it’s always bothered me. I’m an American, so I say “the.” But then I realized they’re actually more consistent because you wouldn’t put “the” before school, so why before hospital?

R28 no. I would never make porn. I love porn with a plot so I’d be more likely to write porn, but I probably wouldn’t do that either.

Why?

R29 how am I supposed to know what my own asshole looks like?

R30 I do shower daily. I would stink if I didn’t.

R38 I wouldn’t want to disappoint my family by doing porn.

r8 it's supposed to be "what is love?!"

Baby, did he hurt you? Hurt no more.

No, you idiot, it IS "Where Is Love?"

No one gives a fuck, Defacto.

R44 you care so little that you bumped a thread from 2 months ago.

R45.

OP, you really don't need to sign each reply "OP" Muriel already gave you the scarlet letter, YOU FUCKING TROLL.

R47 someone’s a bossy bottom.