Joe Jonas Guess Underwear Ads >>> Nick Jonas Calvin Klein Ads

Way hotter ...

Much hotter

His upper lip is dirty.

It is a Failed Moustache.

R3 he’s way better than Nick

I've always found Joe more attractive than Nick. I think Joe's less popular because he's more "ethnic" looking while Nick has a more All-American boy look.

Joe is ethnic looking and his features are a bit “prettier” than his brothers. He looks different than them.

I’m into hot jock dudebros. Nick Is my type

Someone posted a short clip of this on Tiktok and it went viral. And got me hard. He looks incredible

Nick isn’t a jock.

Nick Jonas used to be a member of the World Wide Wickets, a Baseball team. He alone quit music for professional baseball

I always saw the Jonas Brothers as Hispanic (of the white and Native American mix) until they said in some interview they were Italian. It could have been because they straightened their hair but once they grew their curls out, I can see the Sicilian now.

Jonas isn’t an Italian surname

I think the Jonas name comes from their Scotch-Irish paternal line. The JoBros do claim Cherokee Native American. Though given their dad is a Southerner, having Black ancestry is a possibly as well.

According to Ethnicelebs:

Ethnicity: Irish, German, English, Scottish, Italian/Sicilian, French-Canadian, possibly other (?)

Everyone has some black.

They both, all, have wide hips and flat asses. Weirdly low hairlines. Joe Jonas is as ripped and dehydrated as he'll ever be in his undie ad, but still unimpressive to me. Their body proportions are weird. Short men usually fare better. Nick Jonas has a peasant body and the face of an organ grinder's companion. He works hard to project a sexy look, but he's a slippers and socks kind of guy. WIDE hips, flabby abs and no ASS is not what we want to fuck.

The Joe ad looks more photoshopped than the Nick one.

The Joe ad looks hot

Joe looks like he could be related to Adrien Grenier (remember HIM?)

Hottie. And she’s cute too.

Behind the scenes

I swear half the reason starts threads is to promote his tiktok and twitter accounts.

Nick is still more my type. Nick has a hotter personality.

Just present dong and hole, damn it! Enough with the cocktease!

R15 You’re retarded, none of the brothers have flat ass. Would love to see what you look like.

Joe was in that Boys video that’s filled with nothing but boys of all colors and looks and sizes.

He’s a cutie. Tom Daley makes a brief cameo too.

Nick does not have a flat ass

His wife, Sophie Turner looks so much older than him. Joe is 30 but still looks like he's in his early 20s. He has some really nice skin. Nick on the other hand is starting to look old.

Idk about Kevin, he’s very reserved, but Joe has a juicy ass. Nick is meh.

I’m not completely convinced that all three band members share the same father and would like to see their genetic profiles to confirm or deny.

Oh lord. I got Ass and Muscle and Dick. We don't call that soft white cold flabby peasant flesh ASS where I come from R24. Who uses the word ret*rd*d? You're pretty vile. I've seen your comments elsewhere on this site. Watch your mouth when you talk to men.

I love how they went from promoting Christianity and purity rings to being social media whores (Nick and Joe). I'm not complaining but it's a funny change of pace. They seem like nice people though.

Yes, R30, the word 'retarded' is now a non-word.

It may not be uttered.

The Cancel Culture will cancel anyone who utters those 3 syllables.

R32, you have issues dude. Watch yourself

When do we get an underwear ad from the oldest one??

Why are you all over this thread? R32. Numerous posts already

Does Nick have a puny cocklet? He doesn't seem to have much to grab.

^SHUT THE FUCK UP OLD WHITE RACIST CUNT @R35!!! I posted twice and I'll keep posting long after you are DEAD. Got back to the Drag Race Threads you mental nutcase. Shoo! You know dick about dick and less about ASS. Fucking nutjob. Posting hate all day and nite from multiple devices. STFU!!

There was a blind item a few years ago about Nick, after the Bieber nudes leaked.

He wanted to have nudes of himself “leaked” like Bieber for all that press and attention, but he couldn’t because he was not “up to size”

R34 You get to see Daddy Kevin in his tighty whities very briefly here, but I’m totally with you, let’s see him dad bod and all in some clingy boxer briefs with a semi!

Kevin is the one who is very reserved and stuck to his roots. He’s a devout Christian and family man.

R35 is a funny girl. All over the place on Datalounge. Always threatening people? F&F it.

R41 hey psycho 👋🏻

Commenting again from another account 😂😂😂😂

Pedophiles get upset when you criticize their "dude boy" crushes. Lots of proof of that on this thread.

Not one photo of them as minors has been shared. All adults. Joe is 31 now. Lmao.

Oh. Who said one was R45? A pedophile wouldn't share photos on Datalounge surely? But they're here. On this thread.

Anyways... what a hot body

I hope Kandy wins Drag Race. Cher has agreed to appear on an coming season!! Ru knows, because he always wanted her and Dolly and Diana before he dies. Cher needs the exposure at this point.

Nick Jonas would make a good drag queen. With those wide hips, fleshy body, short legs and flat ass. He's got that thick monkey hairline to blend with a lace front. Not bad lips and not much chin. Same with Joe. It's their sephardic coloring that makes them seem like dudes, but they look more like belly dancing girls. They both need some ass padding either way.

Kandy for the win!

Flat ass?! Where?!!

Nick isn’t flat either

Everyone gains weight sometimes, but the Jo bros have flabby constituencies. Wide hips. Straight up and down bodies. No pecs or abs. Soft bodies. Bad legs & No ASS.

Joe has bad legs?! He’s HOT lmaooooo

Gotta love deluded lying haters

Joe has a smooth ass

None of them are smooth. They are hairy nippled sparsely hairy leg and ass guys. Like some old guy on Miami beach. Some old pedophile on this site has a thing for them, but even when starved down and worked out beyond belief - the Jonas Brothers are still talentless and short primordial looking beasts.

Are they really brothers or is it like a Khloe Kardashian situation where she is the white one with Arab “sisters”. Joe looks Arab and Kevin looks completely white bread.

R56 all are bros and all are sisters. Get over it.

And his ass IS smooth

Meh. Guess is no Calvin Klein

Nick, Kevin and Frankie look related. Joe is the outlier but big families do have that one child that inherits the recessive genes.

They're brothers. For sure. They share narrow shoulders and wide hips - naturally soft bodies, no ASS and can't sing. Shapeless stumpy dudes. They were best at 13 or whenever teen girls liked them? They've been successful with teen girls and pedophiles. That's why R57 insists even now that Joe's hairy ass is smooth! Pedo's don't like hair on a boy. Kathy Griffin pegged the brothers right on Larry King years ago. Hilarious. But I won't repeat what she said.

Yes, R60. Anyone over 5 foot 4 can see that these guys are short endomorphs. And brothers. They don't have a pleasing body shape to them as men. When they work hard and eat for an underwear campain - they can look a bit defined. Strange proportions. Don't get it myself. They are masculine enough but they aren't attractive.

I love Joe 🤣

The only hot one is the the one in CKs. Damn daddy

Nick is one people think is hot

[quote] Cameron Dallas

r25 Now there's a whore I've not thought about in a while. Anyone know what he ended up doing?

Psycho really keeps on replying to himself 😆

R65 he was in Mean Girls on Broadway before the pandemic hit.

R60 literally replied to himself at r61 😂😂😂😂😂

They’re short. Most celebs are.

Wait, Is Joe's underwear ad from 2017?!?! That was a LONG time ago. Smh.

Joe use to be the one I found attractive, but in recent years, Nick has become a total hottie!

Nick looks like a monkey

Nick really isn’t that hot lmao.

And his CK ad was years ago too.

So, like they are little people?

Nick is 5’6

Joe is 5’7

Kevin is 5’8

They are compact with bubble butts.

Joe is aging backwards.

Joe definitely is aging the best. It’s that beautiful ethnic genetics he gained from the families recessive genes

R75 That’s weird, you’d think the access to better nutrition as they became wealthy would have benefited the younger ones and they’d become taller?

That’s not how it works r78

Nope, nutrition can have an impact. Isn’t their origin story that they lived in poverty before becoming rock stars, if so the younger ones would have had better nutrition earlier and longer than the older ones.

Barely r80.

A varied and protein-heavy diet does help increase the likeliness of growing taller (look at Asian countries before and after the introduction of a Western-style diet). However, a person's genetic combination has a bigger influence.

Mama and Daddy Jonas are small and stocky people. The brothers are taller than their parents which is likely due to having a richer diet being child stars. But their genetics still is why they are not exceptionally tall. Their parents are short, the brothers are close to average height.

If they were only Dutch!

I never saw Kevin as ugly. I think he's cute. Also, I always thought Joe would be the gay one.

Nick is trying his best to fit those fat genes.

Nick looks like his slightly taller and skinnier version of his father too. Joe's good looks comes from their Sicilian mother.

Joe and Mama Jonas.

I think Nick got a lot of mileage out of being diabetic in a "he looks amazing ... for a diabetic" kind of way.

Their father is just creepy in general. A typical greedy Evangelical stage dad. The brothers were sheltered and homeschooled. The dad used to them to make money and it was his idea for them to wear the purity rings. They were just pawns. I'm sure he arranged Kevin into a corrective marriage and Kevin being the oldest was most susceptible to being brainwashed and put into gay conversion therapy. He's okay with Nick and Joe being whores now because they're bringing in money. Kevin apparently flips houses now.

R89 smart. I know someone who made millions doing that

r30. Yeah, sure. You are bound to make millions flipping houses during a pandemic.

How old are some of you guys?????

My apologies. I was referring to r90, not r30.

So Kevin and his wife are the Ellen and Portia of the Jonas family.

Kevin seems like he’d be a good pig bottom.

R91 he’s been doing it for years. Since before the pandemic

Nick is so hot

Joe is so hot.

Nick is hot. Joe is an also-ran.

We're really comparing three people here, aren't we?

NICK > Joe > Nick

monkey to monkey R99.

[quote] he’s been doing it for years. Since before the pandemic

The problem with flipping houses is that your money is usually tied to these houses until you can sell them. If, like during a pandemic, you can't sell these houses you are poor on cash and may have to sell at a huge loss. Something like the pandemic can ruin all the profits you made with flipping houses for years when you can't sell any of the new houses.

Be careful, R100, comparing Sicilians to monkeys might offend the Woke/SJW/Cancel Culture brigade.

The Jonas Brothers aren't Sicilians. Everyone knows that they are Sephardic Jews.

Be careful, R103, comparing Sephardic Jews to monkeys might offend the ultra-sensitive, Woke/SJW/Cancel Culture brigade.

R101 good thing he’s made millions off of being a Jonas Brother.

r102 proudly voted for Trump. Twice.

Shut up r102

Woof. He really is sexy.

When a pedophile says Woof - it sounds just like a cough.

Who here is a pedo? You need some serious help. Seriously. That’s a serious accusation to make. Think before you speak. That’s serious.

The internet isn’t as anonymous as you think.

Joe Jonas is a man here. He’s in his 20s here. He is now 31. He’s a grown up. Enough with throwing accusations around just to see what sticks. That’s serious and Your shit has been old and stale for a long time, but you’re crossing serious lines. Emphasis on serious.

Why so defensive gramps?

R112 you are seriously sick. You project what you do onto others. You need to stop. Take that how you want.

priyanka's husband is just butt beauty but her brother in law is sex both front and back

Nick is my type

They’re exactly like the Rockland brothers, except all three are wide-hipped and we’ll only see them naked together when it’s too late to care.

Joe is hot.

Is this the one that's going to have a "slow rollout" coming out?

All Jonasses are moley.

Joe is the only one who inherited the Italian parents looks.

Moles. Moldy holes. Lady hips and peasant bods. Not sexy boy.

Shaq loves Nick

Wedding singer

Sara Lee

Dang, I finally see what some see in Joe

Sexy

R126 Not sexy.

The mother is gorgeous.

R121 through R128, all bump bitches incubating their sock puppet accounts.

Pic of the mom?

Isn’t their grandfather supposedly part black?

Joe is coming into his looks

Pants