Joe Jonas Guess Underwear Ads >>> Nick Jonas Calvin Klein Ads
I mean, look at him.
How can anyone say Nick Jonas is the most attractive Jonas Brother when Joe Jonas exists?
Joe is way hotter, and has a way better face, beautiful coloring, better features, beautiful thick juicy ass and thighs. God I can keep going.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||05/03/2021|
His upper lip is dirty.
It is a Failed Moustache.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/21/2021|
R3 he’s way better than Nick
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/21/2021|
I've always found Joe more attractive than Nick. I think Joe's less popular because he's more "ethnic" looking while Nick has a more All-American boy look.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/21/2021|
Joe is ethnic looking and his features are a bit “prettier” than his brothers. He looks different than them.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/21/2021|
I’m into hot jock dudebros. Nick Is my type
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/21/2021|
Someone posted a short clip of this on Tiktok and it went viral. And got me hard. He looks incredible
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/21/2021|
Nick Jonas used to be a member of the World Wide Wickets, a Baseball team. He alone quit music for professional baseball
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/21/2021|
I always saw the Jonas Brothers as Hispanic (of the white and Native American mix) until they said in some interview they were Italian. It could have been because they straightened their hair but once they grew their curls out, I can see the Sicilian now.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/21/2021|
Jonas isn’t an Italian surname
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/21/2021|
I think the Jonas name comes from their Scotch-Irish paternal line. The JoBros do claim Cherokee Native American. Though given their dad is a Southerner, having Black ancestry is a possibly as well.
According to Ethnicelebs:
Ethnicity: Irish, German, English, Scottish, Italian/Sicilian, French-Canadian, possibly other (?)
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/21/2021|
They both, all, have wide hips and flat asses. Weirdly low hairlines. Joe Jonas is as ripped and dehydrated as he'll ever be in his undie ad, but still unimpressive to me. Their body proportions are weird. Short men usually fare better. Nick Jonas has a peasant body and the face of an organ grinder's companion. He works hard to project a sexy look, but he's a slippers and socks kind of guy. WIDE hips, flabby abs and no ASS is not what we want to fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/21/2021|
The Joe ad looks more photoshopped than the Nick one.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/21/2021|
Joe looks like he could be related to Adrien Grenier (remember HIM?)
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/21/2021|
Hottie. And she’s cute too.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/21/2021|
I swear half the reason Edwin starts threads is to promote his tiktok and twitter accounts.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/21/2021|
Nick is still more my type. Nick has a hotter personality.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/21/2021|
Just present dong and hole, damn it! Enough with the cocktease!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/21/2021|
R15 You’re retarded, none of the brothers have flat ass. Would love to see what you look like.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/21/2021|
Joe was in that Boys video that’s filled with nothing but boys of all colors and looks and sizes.
He’s a cutie. Tom Daley makes a brief cameo too.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/21/2021|
Nick does not have a flat ass
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/21/2021|
His wife, Sophie Turner looks so much older than him. Joe is 30 but still looks like he's in his early 20s. He has some really nice skin. Nick on the other hand is starting to look old.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/21/2021|
Idk about Kevin, he’s very reserved, but Joe has a juicy ass. Nick is meh.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/21/2021|
I’m not completely convinced that all three band members share the same father and would like to see their genetic profiles to confirm or deny.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/21/2021|
Oh lord. I got Ass and Muscle and Dick. We don't call that soft white cold flabby peasant flesh ASS where I come from R24. Who uses the word ret*rd*d? You're pretty vile. I've seen your comments elsewhere on this site. Watch your mouth when you talk to men.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/21/2021|
I love how they went from promoting Christianity and purity rings to being social media whores (Nick and Joe). I'm not complaining but it's a funny change of pace. They seem like nice people though.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/21/2021|
Yes, R30, the word 'retarded' is now a non-word.
It may not be uttered.
The Cancel Culture will cancel anyone who utters those 3 syllables.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/21/2021|
R32, you have issues dude. Watch yourself
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/21/2021|
When do we get an underwear ad from the oldest one??
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/21/2021|
Why are you all over this thread? R32. Numerous posts already
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/21/2021|
Does Nick have a puny cocklet? He doesn't seem to have much to grab.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/21/2021|
^SHUT THE FUCK UP OLD WHITE RACIST CUNT @R35!!! I posted twice and I'll keep posting long after you are DEAD. Got back to the Drag Race Threads you mental nutcase. Shoo! You know dick about dick and less about ASS. Fucking nutjob. Posting hate all day and nite from multiple devices. STFU!!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/21/2021|
There was a blind item a few years ago about Nick, after the Bieber nudes leaked.
He wanted to have nudes of himself “leaked” like Bieber for all that press and attention, but he couldn’t because he was not “up to size”
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/21/2021|
R34 You get to see Daddy Kevin in his tighty whities very briefly here, but I’m totally with you, let’s see him dad bod and all in some clingy boxer briefs with a semi!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/21/2021|
Kevin is the one who is very reserved and stuck to his roots. He’s a devout Christian and family man.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/21/2021|
R35 is a funny girl. All over the place on Datalounge. Always threatening people? F&F it.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/21/2021|
Commenting again from another account 😂😂😂😂
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/21/2021|
Pedophiles get upset when you criticize their "dude boy" crushes. Lots of proof of that on this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/21/2021|
Not one photo of them as minors has been shared. All adults. Joe is 31 now. Lmao.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/21/2021|
Oh. Who said one was R45? A pedophile wouldn't share photos on Datalounge surely? But they're here. On this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/21/2021|
Anyways... what a hot body
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/21/2021|
I hope Kandy wins Drag Race. Cher has agreed to appear on an coming season!! Ru knows, because he always wanted her and Dolly and Diana before he dies. Cher needs the exposure at this point.
Nick Jonas would make a good drag queen. With those wide hips, fleshy body, short legs and flat ass. He's got that thick monkey hairline to blend with a lace front. Not bad lips and not much chin. Same with Joe. It's their sephardic coloring that makes them seem like dudes, but they look more like belly dancing girls. They both need some ass padding either way.
Kandy for the win!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/21/2021|
Everyone gains weight sometimes, but the Jo bros have flabby constituencies. Wide hips. Straight up and down bodies. No pecs or abs. Soft bodies. Bad legs & No ASS.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/21/2021|
Joe has bad legs?! He’s HOT lmaooooo
Gotta love deluded lying haters
|by Anonymous||reply 53||04/21/2021|
None of them are smooth. They are hairy nippled sparsely hairy leg and ass guys. Like some old guy on Miami beach. Some old pedophile on this site has a thing for them, but even when starved down and worked out beyond belief - the Jonas Brothers are still talentless and short primordial looking beasts.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/21/2021|
Are they really brothers or is it like a Khloe Kardashian situation where she is the white one with Arab “sisters”. Joe looks Arab and Kevin looks completely white bread.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/21/2021|
R56 all are bros and all are sisters. Get over it.
And his ass IS smooth
|by Anonymous||reply 57||04/21/2021|
Meh. Guess is no Calvin Klein
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/21/2021|
Nick, Kevin and Frankie look related. Joe is the outlier but big families do have that one child that inherits the recessive genes.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/21/2021|
They're brothers. For sure. They share narrow shoulders and wide hips - naturally soft bodies, no ASS and can't sing. Shapeless stumpy dudes. They were best at 13 or whenever teen girls liked them? They've been successful with teen girls and pedophiles. That's why R57 insists even now that Joe's hairy ass is smooth! Pedo's don't like hair on a boy. Kathy Griffin pegged the brothers right on Larry King years ago. Hilarious. But I won't repeat what she said.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/21/2021|
Yes, R60. Anyone over 5 foot 4 can see that these guys are short endomorphs. And brothers. They don't have a pleasing body shape to them as men. When they work hard and eat for an underwear campain - they can look a bit defined. Strange proportions. Don't get it myself. They are masculine enough but they aren't attractive.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/21/2021|
The only hot one is the the one in CKs. Damn daddy
|by Anonymous||reply 63||04/21/2021|
Nick is one people think is hot
|by Anonymous||reply 64||04/21/2021|
[quote] Cameron Dallas
r25 Now there's a whore I've not thought about in a while. Anyone know what he ended up doing?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/21/2021|
Psycho really keeps on replying to himself 😆
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/22/2021|
R65 he was in Mean Girls on Broadway before the pandemic hit.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/22/2021|
R60 literally replied to himself at r61 😂😂😂😂😂
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/22/2021|
They’re short. Most celebs are.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/22/2021|
Wait, Is Joe's underwear ad from 2017?!?! That was a LONG time ago. Smh.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/22/2021|
Joe use to be the one I found attractive, but in recent years, Nick has become a total hottie!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/22/2021|
Nick really isn’t that hot lmao.
And his CK ad was years ago too.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/22/2021|
So, like they are little people?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/22/2021|
They are compact with bubble butts.
Joe is aging backwards.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/22/2021|
Joe definitely is aging the best. It’s that beautiful ethnic genetics he gained from the families recessive genes
|by Anonymous||reply 77||04/22/2021|
R75 That’s weird, you’d think the access to better nutrition as they became wealthy would have benefited the younger ones and they’d become taller?
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/22/2021|
That’s not how it works r78
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/22/2021|
Nope, nutrition can have an impact. Isn’t their origin story that they lived in poverty before becoming rock stars, if so the younger ones would have had better nutrition earlier and longer than the older ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/22/2021|
A varied and protein-heavy diet does help increase the likeliness of growing taller (look at Asian countries before and after the introduction of a Western-style diet). However, a person's genetic combination has a bigger influence.
Mama and Daddy Jonas are small and stocky people. The brothers are taller than their parents which is likely due to having a richer diet being child stars. But their genetics still is why they are not exceptionally tall. Their parents are short, the brothers are close to average height.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/22/2021|
I never saw Kevin as ugly. I think he's cute. Also, I always thought Joe would be the gay one.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/22/2021|
Nick is trying his best to fit those fat genes.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/22/2021|
Nick looks like his slightly taller and skinnier version of his father too. Joe's good looks comes from their Sicilian mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||04/22/2021|
I think Nick got a lot of mileage out of being diabetic in a "he looks amazing ... for a diabetic" kind of way.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||04/22/2021|
Their father is just creepy in general. A typical greedy Evangelical stage dad. The brothers were sheltered and homeschooled. The dad used to them to make money and it was his idea for them to wear the purity rings. They were just pawns. I'm sure he arranged Kevin into a corrective marriage and Kevin being the oldest was most susceptible to being brainwashed and put into gay conversion therapy. He's okay with Nick and Joe being whores now because they're bringing in money. Kevin apparently flips houses now.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||04/22/2021|
R89 smart. I know someone who made millions doing that
|by Anonymous||reply 90||04/22/2021|
r30. Yeah, sure. You are bound to make millions flipping houses during a pandemic.
How old are some of you guys?????
|by Anonymous||reply 91||04/22/2021|
My apologies. I was referring to r90, not r30.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||04/22/2021|
So Kevin and his wife are the Ellen and Portia of the Jonas family.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||04/22/2021|
Kevin seems like he’d be a good pig bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||04/22/2021|
R91 he’s been doing it for years. Since before the pandemic
|by Anonymous||reply 95||04/22/2021|
Nick is hot. Joe is an also-ran.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||04/22/2021|
We're really comparing three people here, aren't we?
NICK > Joe > Nick
|by Anonymous||reply 99||04/22/2021|
[quote] he’s been doing it for years. Since before the pandemic
The problem with flipping houses is that your money is usually tied to these houses until you can sell them. If, like during a pandemic, you can't sell these houses you are poor on cash and may have to sell at a huge loss. Something like the pandemic can ruin all the profits you made with flipping houses for years when you can't sell any of the new houses.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||04/22/2021|
Be careful, R100, comparing Sicilians to monkeys might offend the Woke/SJW/Cancel Culture brigade.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||04/22/2021|
The Jonas Brothers aren't Sicilians. Everyone knows that they are Sephardic Jews.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||04/22/2021|
Be careful, R103, comparing Sephardic Jews to monkeys might offend the ultra-sensitive, Woke/SJW/Cancel Culture brigade.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||04/22/2021|
R101 good thing he’s made millions off of being a Jonas Brother.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||04/23/2021|
r102 proudly voted for Trump. Twice.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||04/23/2021|
When a pedophile says Woof - it sounds just like a cough.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||04/24/2021|
Who here is a pedo? You need some serious help. Seriously. That’s a serious accusation to make. Think before you speak. That’s serious.
The internet isn’t as anonymous as you think.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||04/24/2021|
Joe Jonas is a man here. He’s in his 20s here. He is now 31. He’s a grown up. Enough with throwing accusations around just to see what sticks. That’s serious and Your shit has been old and stale for a long time, but you’re crossing serious lines. Emphasis on serious.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||04/24/2021|
R112 you are seriously sick. You project what you do onto others. You need to stop. Take that how you want.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||04/25/2021|
priyanka's husband is just butt beauty but her brother in law is sex both front and back
|by Anonymous||reply 114||04/25/2021|
They’re exactly like the Rockland brothers, except all three are wide-hipped and we’ll only see them naked together when it’s too late to care.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||04/25/2021|
Is this the one that's going to have a "slow rollout" coming out?
|by Anonymous||reply 118||04/25/2021|
Joe is the only one who inherited the Italian parents looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||04/27/2021|
Moles. Moldy holes. Lady hips and peasant bods. Not sexy boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||05/03/2021|