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Joe Jonas Guess Underwear Ads >>> Nick Jonas Calvin Klein Ads

I mean, look at him.

How can anyone say Nick Jonas is the most attractive Jonas Brother when Joe Jonas exists?

Joe is way hotter, and has a way better face, beautiful coloring, better features, beautiful thick juicy ass and thighs. God I can keep going.

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by Anonymousreply 12105/03/2021

Way hotter ...

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by Anonymousreply 104/21/2021

Much hotter

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by Anonymousreply 204/21/2021

His upper lip is dirty.

It is a Failed Moustache.

by Anonymousreply 304/21/2021

R3 he’s way better than Nick

by Anonymousreply 404/21/2021

I've always found Joe more attractive than Nick. I think Joe's less popular because he's more "ethnic" looking while Nick has a more All-American boy look.

by Anonymousreply 504/21/2021

Joe is ethnic looking and his features are a bit “prettier” than his brothers. He looks different than them.

by Anonymousreply 604/21/2021

I’m into hot jock dudebros. Nick Is my type

by Anonymousreply 704/21/2021

Someone posted a short clip of this on Tiktok and it went viral. And got me hard. He looks incredible

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by Anonymousreply 804/21/2021

Nick isn’t a jock.

by Anonymousreply 904/21/2021

Nick Jonas used to be a member of the World Wide Wickets, a Baseball team. He alone quit music for professional baseball

by Anonymousreply 1004/21/2021

I always saw the Jonas Brothers as Hispanic (of the white and Native American mix) until they said in some interview they were Italian. It could have been because they straightened their hair but once they grew their curls out, I can see the Sicilian now.

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by Anonymousreply 1104/21/2021

Jonas isn’t an Italian surname

by Anonymousreply 1204/21/2021

I think the Jonas name comes from their Scotch-Irish paternal line. The JoBros do claim Cherokee Native American. Though given their dad is a Southerner, having Black ancestry is a possibly as well.

According to Ethnicelebs:

Ethnicity: Irish, German, English, Scottish, Italian/Sicilian, French-Canadian, possibly other (?)

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by Anonymousreply 1304/21/2021

Everyone has some black.

by Anonymousreply 1404/21/2021

They both, all, have wide hips and flat asses. Weirdly low hairlines. Joe Jonas is as ripped and dehydrated as he'll ever be in his undie ad, but still unimpressive to me. Their body proportions are weird. Short men usually fare better. Nick Jonas has a peasant body and the face of an organ grinder's companion. He works hard to project a sexy look, but he's a slippers and socks kind of guy. WIDE hips, flabby abs and no ASS is not what we want to fuck.

by Anonymousreply 1504/21/2021

The Joe ad looks more photoshopped than the Nick one.

by Anonymousreply 1604/21/2021

The Joe ad looks hot

by Anonymousreply 1704/21/2021

Joe looks like he could be related to Adrien Grenier (remember HIM?)

by Anonymousreply 1804/21/2021

Hottie. And she’s cute too.

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by Anonymousreply 1904/21/2021

Behind the scenes

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by Anonymousreply 2004/21/2021

I swear half the reason Edwin starts threads is to promote his tiktok and twitter accounts.

by Anonymousreply 2104/21/2021

Nick is still more my type. Nick has a hotter personality.

by Anonymousreply 2204/21/2021

Just present dong and hole, damn it! Enough with the cocktease!

by Anonymousreply 2304/21/2021

R15 You’re retarded, none of the brothers have flat ass. Would love to see what you look like.

by Anonymousreply 2404/21/2021

Joe was in that Boys video that’s filled with nothing but boys of all colors and looks and sizes.

He’s a cutie. Tom Daley makes a brief cameo too.

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by Anonymousreply 2504/21/2021

Nick does not have a flat ass

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by Anonymousreply 2604/21/2021

His wife, Sophie Turner looks so much older than him. Joe is 30 but still looks like he's in his early 20s. He has some really nice skin. Nick on the other hand is starting to look old.

by Anonymousreply 2704/21/2021

Idk about Kevin, he’s very reserved, but Joe has a juicy ass. Nick is meh.

by Anonymousreply 2804/21/2021

I’m not completely convinced that all three band members share the same father and would like to see their genetic profiles to confirm or deny.

by Anonymousreply 2904/21/2021

Oh lord. I got Ass and Muscle and Dick. We don't call that soft white cold flabby peasant flesh ASS where I come from R24. Who uses the word ret*rd*d? You're pretty vile. I've seen your comments elsewhere on this site. Watch your mouth when you talk to men.

by Anonymousreply 3004/21/2021

I love how they went from promoting Christianity and purity rings to being social media whores (Nick and Joe). I'm not complaining but it's a funny change of pace. They seem like nice people though.

by Anonymousreply 3104/21/2021

Yes, R30, the word 'retarded' is now a non-word.

It may not be uttered.

The Cancel Culture will cancel anyone who utters those 3 syllables.

by Anonymousreply 3204/21/2021

R32, you have issues dude. Watch yourself

by Anonymousreply 3304/21/2021

When do we get an underwear ad from the oldest one??

by Anonymousreply 3404/21/2021

Why are you all over this thread? R32. Numerous posts already

by Anonymousreply 3504/21/2021

Does Nick have a puny cocklet? He doesn't seem to have much to grab.

by Anonymousreply 3604/21/2021

^SHUT THE FUCK UP OLD WHITE RACIST CUNT @R35!!! I posted twice and I'll keep posting long after you are DEAD. Got back to the Drag Race Threads you mental nutcase. Shoo! You know dick about dick and less about ASS. Fucking nutjob. Posting hate all day and nite from multiple devices. STFU!!

by Anonymousreply 3704/21/2021

There was a blind item a few years ago about Nick, after the Bieber nudes leaked.

He wanted to have nudes of himself “leaked” like Bieber for all that press and attention, but he couldn’t because he was not “up to size”

by Anonymousreply 3804/21/2021

R34 You get to see Daddy Kevin in his tighty whities very briefly here, but I’m totally with you, let’s see him dad bod and all in some clingy boxer briefs with a semi!

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by Anonymousreply 3904/21/2021

Kevin is the one who is very reserved and stuck to his roots. He’s a devout Christian and family man.

by Anonymousreply 4004/21/2021

R35 is a funny girl. All over the place on Datalounge. Always threatening people? F&F it.

by Anonymousreply 4104/21/2021

R41 hey psycho 👋🏻

by Anonymousreply 4204/21/2021

Commenting again from another account 😂😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 4304/21/2021

Pedophiles get upset when you criticize their "dude boy" crushes. Lots of proof of that on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 4404/21/2021

Not one photo of them as minors has been shared. All adults. Joe is 31 now. Lmao.

by Anonymousreply 4504/21/2021

Oh. Who said one was R45? A pedophile wouldn't share photos on Datalounge surely? But they're here. On this thread.

by Anonymousreply 4604/21/2021

Anyways... what a hot body

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by Anonymousreply 4704/21/2021

I hope Kandy wins Drag Race. Cher has agreed to appear on an coming season!! Ru knows, because he always wanted her and Dolly and Diana before he dies. Cher needs the exposure at this point.

Nick Jonas would make a good drag queen. With those wide hips, fleshy body, short legs and flat ass. He's got that thick monkey hairline to blend with a lace front. Not bad lips and not much chin. Same with Joe. It's their sephardic coloring that makes them seem like dudes, but they look more like belly dancing girls. They both need some ass padding either way.

Kandy for the win!

by Anonymousreply 4804/21/2021

Flat ass?! Where?!!

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by Anonymousreply 5004/21/2021

Nick isn’t flat either

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by Anonymousreply 5104/21/2021

Everyone gains weight sometimes, but the Jo bros have flabby constituencies. Wide hips. Straight up and down bodies. No pecs or abs. Soft bodies. Bad legs & No ASS.

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by Anonymousreply 5204/21/2021

Joe has bad legs?! He’s HOT lmaooooo

Gotta love deluded lying haters

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by Anonymousreply 5304/21/2021

Joe has a smooth ass

by Anonymousreply 5404/21/2021

None of them are smooth. They are hairy nippled sparsely hairy leg and ass guys. Like some old guy on Miami beach. Some old pedophile on this site has a thing for them, but even when starved down and worked out beyond belief - the Jonas Brothers are still talentless and short primordial looking beasts.

by Anonymousreply 5504/21/2021

Are they really brothers or is it like a Khloe Kardashian situation where she is the white one with Arab “sisters”. Joe looks Arab and Kevin looks completely white bread.

by Anonymousreply 5604/21/2021

R56 all are bros and all are sisters. Get over it.

And his ass IS smooth

by Anonymousreply 5704/21/2021

Meh. Guess is no Calvin Klein

by Anonymousreply 5804/21/2021

Nick, Kevin and Frankie look related. Joe is the outlier but big families do have that one child that inherits the recessive genes.

by Anonymousreply 5904/21/2021

They're brothers. For sure. They share narrow shoulders and wide hips - naturally soft bodies, no ASS and can't sing. Shapeless stumpy dudes. They were best at 13 or whenever teen girls liked them? They've been successful with teen girls and pedophiles. That's why R57 insists even now that Joe's hairy ass is smooth! Pedo's don't like hair on a boy. Kathy Griffin pegged the brothers right on Larry King years ago. Hilarious. But I won't repeat what she said.

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by Anonymousreply 6004/21/2021

Yes, R60. Anyone over 5 foot 4 can see that these guys are short endomorphs. And brothers. They don't have a pleasing body shape to them as men. When they work hard and eat for an underwear campain - they can look a bit defined. Strange proportions. Don't get it myself. They are masculine enough but they aren't attractive.

by Anonymousreply 6104/21/2021

I love Joe 🤣

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by Anonymousreply 6204/21/2021

The only hot one is the the one in CKs. Damn daddy

by Anonymousreply 6304/21/2021

Nick is one people think is hot

by Anonymousreply 6404/21/2021

[quote] Cameron Dallas

r25 Now there's a whore I've not thought about in a while. Anyone know what he ended up doing?

by Anonymousreply 6504/21/2021

Psycho really keeps on replying to himself 😆

by Anonymousreply 6604/22/2021

R65 he was in Mean Girls on Broadway before the pandemic hit.

by Anonymousreply 6704/22/2021

R60 literally replied to himself at r61 😂😂😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 6804/22/2021

They’re short. Most celebs are.

by Anonymousreply 6904/22/2021

Wait, Is Joe's underwear ad from 2017?!?! That was a LONG time ago. Smh.

by Anonymousreply 7004/22/2021

Joe use to be the one I found attractive, but in recent years, Nick has become a total hottie!

by Anonymousreply 7104/22/2021

Nick looks like a monkey

by Anonymousreply 7204/22/2021

Nick really isn’t that hot lmao.

And his CK ad was years ago too.

by Anonymousreply 7304/22/2021

So, like they are little people?

by Anonymousreply 7404/22/2021

Nick is 5’6

Joe is 5’7

Kevin is 5’8

by Anonymousreply 7504/22/2021

They are compact with bubble butts.

Joe is aging backwards.

by Anonymousreply 7604/22/2021

Joe definitely is aging the best. It’s that beautiful ethnic genetics he gained from the families recessive genes

by Anonymousreply 7704/22/2021

R75 That’s weird, you’d think the access to better nutrition as they became wealthy would have benefited the younger ones and they’d become taller?

by Anonymousreply 7804/22/2021

That’s not how it works r78

by Anonymousreply 7904/22/2021

Nope, nutrition can have an impact. Isn’t their origin story that they lived in poverty before becoming rock stars, if so the younger ones would have had better nutrition earlier and longer than the older ones.

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by Anonymousreply 8004/22/2021

Barely r80.

by Anonymousreply 8104/22/2021

A varied and protein-heavy diet does help increase the likeliness of growing taller (look at Asian countries before and after the introduction of a Western-style diet). However, a person's genetic combination has a bigger influence.

Mama and Daddy Jonas are small and stocky people. The brothers are taller than their parents which is likely due to having a richer diet being child stars. But their genetics still is why they are not exceptionally tall. Their parents are short, the brothers are close to average height.

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by Anonymousreply 8204/22/2021

If they were only Dutch!

by Anonymousreply 8304/22/2021

I never saw Kevin as ugly. I think he's cute. Also, I always thought Joe would be the gay one.

by Anonymousreply 8404/22/2021

Nick is trying his best to fit those fat genes.

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by Anonymousreply 8504/22/2021

Nick looks like his slightly taller and skinnier version of his father too. Joe's good looks comes from their Sicilian mother.

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by Anonymousreply 8604/22/2021

Joe and Mama Jonas.

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by Anonymousreply 8704/22/2021

I think Nick got a lot of mileage out of being diabetic in a "he looks amazing ... for a diabetic" kind of way.

by Anonymousreply 8804/22/2021

Their father is just creepy in general. A typical greedy Evangelical stage dad. The brothers were sheltered and homeschooled. The dad used to them to make money and it was his idea for them to wear the purity rings. They were just pawns. I'm sure he arranged Kevin into a corrective marriage and Kevin being the oldest was most susceptible to being brainwashed and put into gay conversion therapy. He's okay with Nick and Joe being whores now because they're bringing in money. Kevin apparently flips houses now.

by Anonymousreply 8904/22/2021

R89 smart. I know someone who made millions doing that

by Anonymousreply 9004/22/2021

r30. Yeah, sure. You are bound to make millions flipping houses during a pandemic.

How old are some of you guys?????

by Anonymousreply 9104/22/2021

My apologies. I was referring to r90, not r30.

by Anonymousreply 9204/22/2021

So Kevin and his wife are the Ellen and Portia of the Jonas family.

by Anonymousreply 9304/22/2021

Kevin seems like he’d be a good pig bottom.

by Anonymousreply 9404/22/2021

R91 he’s been doing it for years. Since before the pandemic

by Anonymousreply 9504/22/2021

Nick is so hot

by Anonymousreply 9604/22/2021

Joe is so hot.

by Anonymousreply 9704/22/2021

Nick is hot. Joe is an also-ran.

by Anonymousreply 9804/22/2021

We're really comparing three people here, aren't we?

NICK > Joe > Nick

by Anonymousreply 9904/22/2021

monkey to monkey R99.

by Anonymousreply 10004/22/2021

[quote] he’s been doing it for years. Since before the pandemic

The problem with flipping houses is that your money is usually tied to these houses until you can sell them. If, like during a pandemic, you can't sell these houses you are poor on cash and may have to sell at a huge loss. Something like the pandemic can ruin all the profits you made with flipping houses for years when you can't sell any of the new houses.

by Anonymousreply 10104/22/2021

Be careful, R100, comparing Sicilians to monkeys might offend the Woke/SJW/Cancel Culture brigade.

by Anonymousreply 10204/22/2021

The Jonas Brothers aren't Sicilians. Everyone knows that they are Sephardic Jews.

by Anonymousreply 10304/22/2021

Be careful, R103, comparing Sephardic Jews to monkeys might offend the ultra-sensitive, Woke/SJW/Cancel Culture brigade.

by Anonymousreply 10404/22/2021

R101 good thing he’s made millions off of being a Jonas Brother.

by Anonymousreply 10504/23/2021

r102 proudly voted for Trump. Twice.

by Anonymousreply 10604/23/2021

Shut up r102

by Anonymousreply 10704/24/2021

Woof. He really is sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 10804/24/2021

When a pedophile says Woof - it sounds just like a cough.

by Anonymousreply 10904/24/2021

Who here is a pedo? You need some serious help. Seriously. That’s a serious accusation to make. Think before you speak. That’s serious.

The internet isn’t as anonymous as you think.

by Anonymousreply 11004/24/2021

Joe Jonas is a man here. He’s in his 20s here. He is now 31. He’s a grown up. Enough with throwing accusations around just to see what sticks. That’s serious and Your shit has been old and stale for a long time, but you’re crossing serious lines. Emphasis on serious.

by Anonymousreply 11104/24/2021

Why so defensive gramps?

by Anonymousreply 11204/24/2021

R112 you are seriously sick. You project what you do onto others. You need to stop. Take that how you want.

by Anonymousreply 11304/25/2021

priyanka's husband is just butt beauty but her brother in law is sex both front and back

by Anonymousreply 11404/25/2021

Nick is my type

by Anonymousreply 11504/25/2021

They’re exactly like the Rockland brothers, except all three are wide-hipped and we’ll only see them naked together when it’s too late to care.

by Anonymousreply 11604/25/2021

Joe is hot.

by Anonymousreply 11704/25/2021

Is this the one that's going to have a "slow rollout" coming out?

by Anonymousreply 11804/25/2021

All Jonasses are moley.

by Anonymousreply 11904/27/2021

Joe is the only one who inherited the Italian parents looks.

by Anonymousreply 12004/27/2021

Moles. Moldy holes. Lady hips and peasant bods. Not sexy boy.

by Anonymousreply 12105/03/2021
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