Tony Danza Turns 70

Mmmm—

He still looks good. Is he family?

R1 That is a fake. In the original, he is wearing boxing trunks.

Anthony Salvatore Iadanza; April 21, 1951, Brooklyn, NY

He had one of the best asses in ‘80s prime time sitcom history. Met him at a convention several years ago. Tiny guy with a strong handshake.

He hasn’t worked in a while

^^Maybe he is enjoying retirement.

Shades of gray:

Tony Micelli’s shower gel commercial

Hold me closer Tony Danza!

As a millennial gay, Who’s the Boss was slightly ahead of my time, but I do recall when he first got his talk show and thinking he was such a handsome older guy even then.

Like one of the first “older” guys my young self would lust after...

I saw him in "Honeymoon in Vegas" on Broadway in 2015. He was 64 then, I guess. He was thin and incredibly fit. And he was insanely handsome.

Also, he had one finger that went a weird direction.

[quote] As a millennial gay, Who’s the Boss was slightly ahead of my time

So young. I can smell the Similac on your breath.

They’re supposedly rebooting WTB.

Here's a video of him tap dancing in his apartment last year.

As I recall, Tony Danza helped Liza Minelli after she was screwed over by David Gest. He was going to be her tiny Danza.

Sucks that he's a Deplorable. He's still kinda hot at 70. I'd fuck him.

Did they ever figure out who the boss was?

spotted him waiting for the uptown 1 and Lincoln center once

Hold me closer...

R20 yes we covered that

Is he still a big homophobe?

The OG Merv Griffin boy toy!

He's super cute. Never heard of him except here. I am 31 years younger than he is, but if he looks like that pic @ R8, I'd fuck him and fuck him again. He can't have that nice a jawline, sexy lips and cute face still? I want that ass right now. Blacks and Italians are built to fuck each other. Give me that ASS Tony Danza.

Hold me closer, Tony Danza...

R3 - We all know that. It’s been long refuted but anytime there’s an opportunity to post that sweet snouted uncut cock, I’m on it.

There’s always some tired know-it-all scold ruining the fun for the rest of us.

They are working on the reboot... he’s still kinda hot... he could rail me

When I was a kid, I thought he was SO HOT.

When I was in my 20s, and saw "Insatiable" for the first time, there's a guy in the pool-table scene that looks exactly like him (well, could be his brother), and I fapped to that scene over and over...

Does he do anal?

R25, that was old the third time. Use your thumb, you know, the one you text with, scroll back, and read the freakin' thread.

R17, he's not a 'deplorable', never was.

This is from 2013, but damn, looks great for 62.

He was beautiful when he was just a babe-y.

He looks better mature. Mom, can I please fuck Tony Danza?

I could never get past his stank sleeve.

[quote] before being discovered for the part of Tony Banta for TAXI.

Wait, what?

They were casting the part of Tony Banta, and they hired Tony Danza?

Were they also casting the part of Bud Mersh on the show?

Damn, he has just been different versions of hot throughout his years.

(R35 you've liked your own posts over and over. You seem limited.)

[quote] Does he do anal?

He gives it. He was on Howard Stern a long time ago and briefly talked about boning Marilu Henner (several of the guys from Taxi had her). Howard asked if he gave her anal, and he didn’t say no. In that same interview, he admitted that he once broke his penis during a fuck session.

Dat ass

Pisghetti

Marilu, you ho!

I briefly dated a high end male escort that Tony rented.

Shades

R36 Taxi creators originally intended for their boxer character to be an Irish prize fighter, but changed the character's ethnicity and name when they decided Tony Danza was good for the part.

Confirmation of Deplorability?

The Howard interview where he talks about Marilu and his penis ordeal. Howard even mentions that he knew Danny Pintauro was gay when Danny was a kid, and asks Tony if he was Danny’s first love. Robin even says that she could tell that Danny had a crush on Tony!

[quote] I briefly dated a high end male escort that Tony rented.

Spill.

Latka imitates Tony. Love the bisexual joke.

Her leche tastes like cannolis

Am I the only one here who likes watching Tony in the shower?

He always seemed likeable enough

Didn't Danny Pintauro make the claim years ago that Danza taunted him for being sissyfied during their time on 'Who's The Boss'?

I'll bet his downstairs neighbors hate his guts when he puts on those orthopedic tap shoes and starts clogging away.

[quote] [R36] Taxi creators originally intended for their boxer character to be an Irish prize fighter, but changed the character's ethnicity and name when they decided Tony Danza was good for the part

Yes I know. I just thought it was amusing the way the poster put it.

Tony Danza reverse cowgirl on my dick

[quote] [R17], he's not a 'deplorable', never was.

Don't blame me! One of your DL sorors tagged him as a Deplorable in a previous thread about him, and it stuck. I believe EVERYTHING I read at Datalounge.

[quote]We all know that.

No *we* do not all know that, idiot.

Many people will see that nude photo and think it is real.

He looked fantastic in "Episodes"; also, he was brilliant (no, I'm not British, just love that word) in the part, basically goofing on himself.

Me again ^ Here to throw myself on the mercy of the court - Of Course that wasn't Tony Danza. DO NOT KNOW what I was thinking. And profuse apologies to Matt LeBlanc (he Was brilliant). Mea culpa

He's always walked the line between hot and adorable. And he knew his lane and pretty much always stayed in it. Love him.

God, I'm in love with a 70 year old. I flinched for a second at the deplorable poster who must be thinking of Joe Piscopo or something

I think it’s important for Matt LeBlanc to know he’s let himself go so far as to be confused with 70yo Tony Danza or Paula Deen.

Why does he always play "Tony"? And why does Joey Lawrence always play "Joey"?

They're not very smart, that's why. They can't "fake" answering to a name that isn't their own.

he's a cutie

^^^ Broke his penis. Right.

R64, that was too cutesie, even for someone who loves 'em both.

r52, he was SEVENTY in that clip. He was pretty damn good when he was younger, as noted at 1:20 into this tribute to Sammy Davis Jr.

His cum was like fine carbonara sauce.

And then there's this...

One big happy family...

If Tony Danza had come of age in the early '60s, he would have been a member of The Rat Pack.

R46. That was a fun interview.

^It was. I'd bet anything that Pintauro did have a big crush on Tony.

[quote] When I was in my 20s, and saw "Insatiable" for the first time, there's a guy in the pool-table scene that looks exactly like him (well, could be his brother), and I fapped to that scene over and over...

That was the tragic David Morris. Here's the DL thread on him.

Who gives da fuck about David Morris? There is only one Tony Danza.

[quote] I am 31 years younger than he is, but if he looks like that pic @ [R8], I'd fuck him and fuck him again.

That pic is from at least 10 years ago.

Here he is about a year ago looking more grampa-ish, although hiding it a little with botox and hair dye.

Ah. What a difference a decade makes. Thanks R76. My fantasy is over. But If I were 55 I'd still marry him. He's an adorable man. I bet his ASS is still a good bounce too. I'd shave his head and call him Daddy.

R62, Joey Lawrence was so gorgeous when he was young and in his prime. He did not age well. He looks like a creepy doll now.

Age, of course, is cruel!

Toni Extravaganza would be his drag name.

He's gay according to several DLers posting here over the years. I'm surprised our resident massage therapist hasn't told his Tony story on this thread yet.

70 ? He is very old

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[quote]Didn't Danny Pintauro make the claim years ago that Danza taunted him for being sissyfied during their time on 'Who's The Boss'?

When the show was on the air, there was an item in the Enquirer or the Star quoting an anonymous source about Tony bullying Danny. Danny said Tony was supportive when he came out, though.

Anthony Salvatore Iadanza; April 21, 1951, Brooklyn, NY.

I never found him attractive. He is like a little ventriloquist’s doll.

[quote] He's gay according to several DLers posting here over the years.

As is every attractive man. You actually believe the nonsense posted here?

"He's gay according to several DLers posting here over the years."

Let me clear it up for you ,dear. Any man,who ever existed on planet earth ,then and now,is Gay,Gay,Gay according to DL.

I’ve told this before. He was sitting across from us on a train from DC to NYC. He kept cruising my partner and when we got to NYC he stopped to talk to partner. Partner politely refused offer to go for a drink.

R89. When did this happen?

Tony...Tony... Bo Bony...Banana Fana Fo Fony...Fe Fi Mo Mony....Tony!

The pride of 53rd and 3rd. Us Eldergays know

He was so hot. I was just as faggy as Pintauro as a kid and plotted to get him fired so I could take over the roll and seduce Tony in his dressing room!

I distinctly remember him as a regular at the Cowboys & Cowgirls hustler bar on Second Avenue shortly before his Taxi break.

FWIW, this makeup artist recounts working on a sitcom with Tony and Clooney in 1990. Tony and George were very close and then had a falling out. George not invited back for second season presumably at Tony's request. Also, includes story about George joining makeup artist and former teen idol Peter Barton on a date, paying for dinner, asking for blowjob afterward and getting nothing.

The same website R95 provides details a reader’s encounter with Philip McKeon who we’ve discussed here recently.

I love his big, goofy smile.

He used to have some sort of relationship with Ken Ryker, where either he consistently rented him or quasi kept him. He loved that big bent cock up his poop chute.

Aahhh! Cover your eyes! It’s Didi Conn topless!

Tony’s real life son Marc Anthony Danza appeared on an episode of Taxi with him. He was my age and when I watched that episode at 11 or 12 I was filled with uncontrollable jealousy and rage that this kid had this hot man as his father. Tony is rich as fuck from nearly 15 years of sitcom residuals and investments and mainly does cabaret when he feels like working.

I met him at a convention in Jersey few years ago. Tiny guy, STRONG handshake.

Tony visited Tupac when the latter was incarcerated. Pac never forgot it.

Tony wrote Pac letters too.

Whoops, he didn’t visit him, but he did write letters.

Tony is a loyal friend...

Tony Danza serenades the Upper West Side:

I love that in R106’s clip he’s wearing his hair exactly as he did 40 years ago on TAXI! The man has great hair.

That was pretty good at R106. He is versatile (no joke intended). Not stunningly talented in any particular area, but a good all-around performer. The Getty Image of him with the Botox is horrifying. Age-related facial feminization has not been good for him.

How hard is it to get a 6 pack like that?

So, the nudes out there are fake, I assume.

So cut, uncut, or unknown?

Gross. Is he sick?

He and Karen Carpenter apparently dated (or bearded)

Bearded? Oh, piss off.

He was the first hunk that I was ever aware of. Even today watching "Taxi", you're like "Goddamn."

He’s bisexual. My former coworker’s best male friend had a sexual affair with Danza in the late 1990s. They apparently met each other at Gold’s gym in LA.

Supposedly Tony had a young Georgie Clooney fired from a short-lived sitcom they did together after their fling ended.

[quote] So, the nudes out there are fake, I assume. So cut, uncut, or unknown?

His parents were right off the boat from Italy, so they probably left Tony uncut.

He and Judith Light now have the same hairstyle.