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Let's be the Netherlands

I'm the weird rivalry between Holland and Germany that's only fully understood by the Dutch and the Germans.

by It's not just the war ....reply 316Last Friday at 3:27 PM

I’m swaffelen: to repeatedly slap one’s penis against someone or something, usually another person. I’m the word of the year 2008, and Dutch boys really do this, and have the equipment to do it well.

by It's not just the war ....reply 104/21/2021

I'm always reminded of Queen Wilhelmina's famous reply to Kaiser Wilhelm II on a visit she made to Germany just before the First World War.

The Kaiser boasted to the Queen of a relatively small country, "my guards are seven feet tall and yours are only shoulder-high to them." Wilhelmina smiled politely and replied, "Quite true, Your Majesty, your guards are seven feet tall. But when we open our dikes, the water is ten feet deep!"

by It's not just the war ....reply 204/21/2021

I'm the Dutchie cunt, making cunty comments on Americans which I have actual zero grasp on since I do not live there.

by It's not just the war ....reply 304/21/2021

I’m the American English that everybody speaks.

by It's not just the war ....reply 404/21/2021

^ We aren't that deep in America, R3.

by It's not just the war ....reply 504/21/2021

I'm the tired Shakespearean jokes in his comedies referring to the nether parts of ladies.

No one laughs.

by It's not just the war ....reply 604/21/2021

I'm mayonnaise on fries (not bad, actually!)

by It's not just the war ....reply 704/21/2021

I'm Lucy. I was going to evolve, but Gary talked me out of it

by It's not just the war ....reply 804/21/2021

I am the dyke.

by It's not just the war ....reply 904/21/2021

I'm the attic.

by It's not just the war ....reply 1004/21/2021

Why do I have two names?

by It's not just the war ....reply 1104/21/2021

I’m the ennui and pussy stank coming from the Eastern European hooker in the red-light window.

by It's not just the war ....reply 1204/21/2021

I’m Angela Visser (later peaked as an actress with a walk-on role in Friends)

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by It's not just the war ....reply 1304/21/2021

LOL I read this as "Neanderthals" (which explains my response at r8)

I'll show myself out now.

by It's not just the war ....reply 1404/21/2021

I'm the exclusively gay cruising area in Oeverlanden

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by It's not just the war ....reply 1504/21/2021

R14, maybe i'm drunk but ha!

by It's not just the war ....reply 1604/21/2021

I'm the tulips.

by It's not just the war ....reply 1704/22/2021

Am I the Netherlands? Am I Holland? Why are we all Dutch?

by It's not just the war ....reply 1804/22/2021

I'm the cute little earrings they sell there!

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by It's not just the war ....reply 1904/22/2021

I'm the class of primary school children that for some reason got led through the red light district while I was there one afternoon a decade ago. Were they lost? Was their teacher a pervert? Is this just how the Dutch do sex ed? I don't know but it was weird.

by It's not just the war ....reply 2004/22/2021

zo, ik ging naar de markt maar alles was te duur en dus ging ik terug naar huis. zuinig is best!

by It's not just the war ....reply 2104/22/2021

I'm a stroopwafel. I'm lekker.

by It's not just the war ....reply 2204/22/2021

I’m Hans Brinker’s silver ice skates.

by It's not just the war ....reply 2304/22/2021

Don't forget about me!!!

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by It's not just the war ....reply 2404/22/2021

I'm the tall people

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by It's not just the war ....reply 2504/22/2021

I’m the beautiful men - after a while living here, you barely notice and start to long for something exotic.

by It's not just the war ....reply 2604/22/2021

I’m Zwarte Piet

by It's not just the war ....reply 2704/22/2021

I'm wooden shoes makken der klomp-klomp!

by It's not just the war ....reply 2804/22/2021

I’m the acclaimed Hogeweyk dementia village, present or future home of most DLers

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by It's not just the war ....reply 2904/22/2021

I got nothing.

by It's not just the war ....reply 3004/22/2021

There is no "weird" rivalry, wth are you talking about? If you are referring to a soccer "rivalry", that is a one sided one on the part of the Netherlands.

by It's not just the war ....reply 3104/22/2021

I'm the Gotness On The Mountaintop

by It's not just the war ....reply 3204/22/2021

I’m the stepped gables on the canal houses.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 3304/22/2021

I'm the Dutch government pursing a Hurd immunity strategy.

by It's not just the war ....reply 3404/22/2021

I first read this as Let’s Be the Neanderthals.

by It's not just the war ....reply 3504/22/2021

I am the tulips of which the country has vast fields growing.

by It's not just the war ....reply 3604/22/2021

I'm the endless stream of drunk Brits vomiting in the middle of the street @ 4am.

by It's not just the war ....reply 3704/22/2021

I’m the bizarrely blunt logical comments. It would be considered Aspergers in the US - but here it’s just everyday conversation.

by It's not just the war ....reply 3804/22/2021

I’m the drug tourists.

by It's not just the war ....reply 3904/22/2021

I'm the licorice that doubles as an industrial solvent.

by It's not just the war ....reply 4004/22/2021

I'm half the country that's below sea level

by It's not just the war ....reply 4104/22/2021

I’m the cheapness. I’m the reason for the expression “going Dutch.”

by It's not just the war ....reply 4204/22/2021

I'm Xaviera Hollander. I'm the Happy Hooker

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by It's not just the war ....reply 4304/22/2021

I'm Anne Frank.

I'm dead, and my attic is a popular tourist attraction.

by It's not just the war ....reply 4404/22/2021

I'm the typical Dutch parents who take their teenage kids to the sauna, so we can all be naked together. I react aggressively every time a foreigner finds it creepy.

by It's not just the war ....reply 4504/22/2021

We're the American tourists stuffing our faces with mayo-slathered french fries as we remark how incredible it is that everyone seems to ride a bike in Amsterdam, even the old people.

by It's not just the war ....reply 4604/22/2021

[quote]everyone seems to ride a bike in Amsterdam, even the old people

Even the Royal Family!

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by It's not just the war ....reply 4704/22/2021

The Royal family likely ride their bikes in The Hague, because that's where they live.

by It's not just the war ....reply 4804/22/2021

I’m a bicycle helmet. No one in NL knows I exist.

by It's not just the war ....reply 4904/22/2021

I'm the hagelslag.

by It's not just the war ....reply 5004/22/2021

I’m a Belgian TV show in Flemish. Dutch people need subtitles to understand me.

by It's not just the war ....reply 5104/22/2021

I'm the "food".

by It's not just the war ....reply 5204/22/2021

I'm the clogs.

by It's not just the war ....reply 5304/22/2021

... and no one ever wears us, r53, unless they’re gardening. And usually not even then.

by It's not just the war ....reply 5404/22/2021

I'm the Dutch Empire, dismembered by Japan, the Germans etc.

by It's not just the war ....reply 5504/22/2021

I am the bicycle monarchy. I am still here more than a century after the German monarchies were dissolved.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 5604/22/2021

I am GermanGayGuy and I want a Dutch boyfriend to cock-whip me.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 5704/22/2021

I’m the asshole personality.

by It's not just the war ....reply 5804/22/2021

I am the Aryan arrogance.

by It's not just the war ....reply 5904/22/2021

I am Maxima, the Argentine-born, still Catholic Queen Consort of Willem-Alexander. Put a few gins in me and I'll let you know how much I love wearing enormous hats and wondering why the world's media is more interested in those boney-arsed British duchesses!

by It's not just the war ....reply 6004/22/2021

I am the staunchness, conservatism and political calcification masking as progressive pragmatism. I will throw anyone—friends, family, soulmates—under a bus.

by It's not just the war ....reply 6104/22/2021

I am "It is not possible."

by It's not just the war ....reply 6204/22/2021

I gave the Kaiser asylum as a permanent rebuke to Germany.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 6304/22/2021

We are the dikes and windmills and we will survive global warming, unlike Florida and other such trashy places which will be submerged.

by It's not just the war ....reply 6404/22/2021

I’m FEBO. Automat with even worse food. But lekker at 9am after an all nighter.

by It's not just the war ....reply 6504/22/2021

We are very wealthy.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 6604/22/2021

I'm the smile on one of my citizens faces. I'm very rarely seen.

by It's not just the war ....reply 6704/22/2021

I'm the food. I mostly white, flavorless, and soft.

by It's not just the war ....reply 6804/22/2021

I'm the Indonesian restaurants - the only place to find food that isn't totally boring.

by It's not just the war ....reply 6904/22/2021

We are Protestant, thank God.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 7004/22/2021

R38, I once flew from the States to London, via Amsterdam.

The cabin crew on my Delta flight: "I'm going to have you put your seat upright, honey." "Could you put your tray away now? Thanks." All warm, Southern charm.

The crew on my KLM flight: "Put your seat up!" "Your tray needs to be away!" Jarringly direct.

I put it down to the lingering effects of the Nazi occupation of the Netherlands.

by It's not just the war ....reply 7104/22/2021

The Dutch flight crew obviously, correctly, identified you as a troublemaker R71.

by It's not just the war ....reply 7204/22/2021

For the record, R72, the comments were aimed at other passengers.

by It's not just the war ....reply 7304/22/2021

[quote]I put it down to the lingering effects of the Nazi occupation of the Netherlands.

Nope. Straight-up Dutchness. No Nazi influence needed.

by It's not just the war ....reply 7404/22/2021

I’m gezelligheid. The Danes stole me and called me “hygge.”

by It's not just the war ....reply 7504/22/2021

I'm Sinterklaas, aka the weirdest Santa Claus on the planet.

by It's not just the war ....reply 7604/22/2021

[quote] I once flew from the States to London, via Amsterdam.

Where, I mean WHERE, outside of Flyoverstan don't they have a direct flight to London from the States? The people on this board are becoming scary.

by It's not just the war ....reply 7704/22/2021

I'm the Dutch language, which is a throat infection disguised as spoken communication.

by It's not just the war ....reply 7804/22/2021

I'm a Dutch bicycle, which was bought used in 1919. Still in circulation.

by It's not just the war ....reply 7904/22/2021

[quote] I'm a Dutch bicycle, which was bought used in 1919. Still in circulation.

I'm the Dutch army, still on those bikes.

by It's not just the war ....reply 8004/22/2021

I'm Paul Verhoeven and I make movies that contain a lot of sex and/or violence.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 8104/22/2021

All 4 of my grandparents came to the U.S. from the Netherlands. I am the youngest child of the youngest child so they all died by the time I was in my 20's. I wish I could have talked to them more and asked them more questions about when they grew up.

by It's not just the war ....reply 8204/22/2021

I'm a pedophile's favorite brand of paint.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 8304/22/2021

Do Americans ever refer to the US as "the States" R77? (Madonna excepted)

I took it to be a Brit who was flying home from somewhere and likely got a cheaper flight via Amsterdam.

As for DL, you must be new here if you haven't picked up that many if not most posters are from darkest Flyoverstan

by It's not just the war ....reply 8404/22/2021

Definitely a sign of a foreigner when they refer to the US as "The States" or "(The) USA."

The Dutch are cheap as somebody else said upthread. I always thought this was an tired trope. That is, until I befriended a Dutch couple (one of whom started working at my place of employment) and, eventually, another Dutch couple. They did not try to disguise it. The sample size is admittedly small, but it was 100% accurate. No sense of magnanimity at all, and little gratitude for when we treated them. Eventually we stopped inviting them over or to go out to do things, which may have been their ultimate goal all along.

by It's not just the war ....reply 8504/22/2021

I used to work in Amsterdam, and when we would go out for drinks, everyone would whip out their phones and calculate their exact share of the bill to the nearest 5 cents.

What did they do before phones? I can easily imagine someone whipping out a calculator.

by It's not just the war ....reply 8604/22/2021

The Netherlands will never, ever recover from the undying shame of allowing Queen Wilhelmina to give sanctuary to a global war criminal responsible for millions of deaths. For harbouring the Kaiser she should have been smothered in shit, dragged through the streets by her hair, and slung up on the gallows with him.

by It's not just the war ....reply 8704/22/2021

I’m the quiet dutch loathing of moroccans, who are viewed as lazy, irresponsible, untrustworthy, and responsible for most crime. I’m the tip of the bubbling native dutch pressure cooker of resentment that underlies the feeling the country has given itself away to muslim races who care nothing for traditional dutch values. I occasionally burst through in private, but rarely in public, as I’m a small. country where everyone lives on top of each other and everyone toes the line for the sake of neighbourly peace.

by It's not just the war ....reply 8804/22/2021

I'm the racism and colonialism

by It's not just the war ....reply 8904/22/2021

[quote] Definitely a sign of a foreigner

Alien

by It's not just the war ....reply 9004/22/2021

I'm '90s Eurodance duo 2 Unlimited. My songs are now considered "jock jams" in America.

by It's not just the war ....reply 9104/22/2021

I’m Pim Fortuyn - I was a homocon before the term even existed. I was eventually assassinated but I was a 90s harbinger of the world to come where being gay was mainstream enough that we could be conservative.

by It's not just the war ....reply 9204/22/2021

I’m the fabulous skiing!

by It's not just the war ....reply 9304/22/2021

I’m Princess Catharina-Amalia and I’m hungry.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 9404/22/2021

I’m an American who thinks that the words “foreigner” and “alien” mean “not American”.

Everybody is a foreigner somewhere, even Americans, you basic parochial shits.

by It's not just the war ....reply 9504/22/2021

Don't forget me!

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by It's not just the war ....reply 9604/22/2021

R77, R84: I was flying from Portland, Oregon. Only Delta used to fly direct to London, but that was seasonal - April-Oct, maybe - and they stopped during the pandemic.

Portland isn't quite Flyoverstan, but it doesn't have a major hub airport. PDX is, as you'd expect, a quirky wee thing.

by It's not just the war ....reply 9704/22/2021

I’m the mayonnaise. I beat ketchup with fries every time.

by It's not just the war ....reply 9804/22/2021

I'm 2021 vindicating R92 in ways no one could ever have imagined back then. I'm not so sure he would even be considered a conservative if he were a US politician.

by It's not just the war ....reply 9904/22/2021

[quote]I’m Pim Fortuyn - I was a homocon before the term even existed.

Most Dutch NEVER viewed Fortuyn as right wing. That was an incorrect foreign distortion.

by It's not just the war ....reply 10004/22/2021

I'm the slagroom.

Lathered generously over a hot chocolate.

by It's not just the war ....reply 10104/22/2021

I thought it said, "Let's be the Neanderthals."

by It's not just the war ....reply 10204/22/2021

R100: Fortuyn often spoke of his admiration for noted conversatives such as Silvio Berlusconi, Margaret Thatcher, and Ronald Reagan, and was considered a right-wing populist in his native Netherlands owing to his views on immigration and Islam. He was controversial above all and not all of his views may have been unequivocally right wing, but he has gone down in Dutch history as a right-wing populist (and drama queen).

by It's not just the war ....reply 10304/22/2021

Put that to a Dutch person R103. Then sit down for an hour long argument. It's gruelling.

by It's not just the war ....reply 10404/22/2021

I'm one of the 37 political parties. Watch this space, as at least 5 more will be formed between now and the next general election (likely by disgruntled former members of the existing parties).

by It's not just the war ....reply 10504/22/2021

I am Sluis, population - 23,000.

Adult bookstores - 35.

by It's not just the war ....reply 10604/22/2021

Uh, R96??

by It's not just the war ....reply 10704/22/2021

I am the deeply beloved Thermos saunas Amsterdam of happy memory. Which was better? The Day sauna or the Night sauna? Each had their own unique charms. Did you go directly from having dinner at the Day sauna, cooked by that cute blond, to the Night sauna?

by It's not just the war ....reply 10804/23/2021

I'm the little boy who stuck his finger in the dike.

by It's not just the war ....reply 10904/23/2021

I'm the uncut sizemeat

by It's not just the war ....reply 11004/23/2021

I'm the American tourists arguing whether Holland is part of the Netherlands and which part it is.

by It's not just the war ....reply 11104/23/2021

I’m scat, freely and openly practiced in fetish clubs.

by It's not just the war ....reply 11204/23/2021

R79 I’m the Scouse dialect, a direct cousin of Dutch. I am nigh incomprehensible, even to many native English or Dutch people.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 11304/23/2021

R97 is a Murican who calls the US "the States" to sound more sophisticated and Europaeish.

by It's not just the war ....reply 11404/23/2021

[quote]I am nigh incomprehensible

Understood every word. Deep Geordie however...

by It's not just the war ....reply 11504/23/2021

I doubt it

by It's not just the war ....reply 11604/23/2021

I'm the perplexed expression on the shopkeeper's face when I ask for a bunch of garlic and he doesn't know what garlic is.

by It's not just the war ....reply 11704/23/2021

I'm pannekoeken, please smear me with nutella or stroop and then declare "lekker, hoor" loudly.

by It's not just the war ....reply 11804/23/2021

R115 then you don’t understand Ant or Dec? And Cheryl Cole? And Alan Shearer? And original Charlie Hunnam? Sad.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 11904/23/2021

I'm a bekende nederlander. I have the ego of a Hollywood celebrity and the exposure of a New Jersey celebrity. If they send me to Eurovision I will be in the bottom five.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 12004/23/2021

I’m Heidi

by It's not just the war ....reply 12104/23/2021

Bless your heart, r121.

by It's not just the war ....reply 12204/23/2021

Switzerland and Holland are both in the country of Europe, R122.

by It's not just the war ....reply 12304/23/2021

I'm supermodel Yolanda Hadid, née Van den Herik

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by It's not just the war ....reply 12404/23/2021

I am Prince Bernhard and the Lockheed scandal.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 12504/23/2021

I'm supergroup Doe Maar, showcasing the musicality of the Dutch language with their smash hit "Sinds een dag of twee"

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by It's not just the war ....reply 12604/23/2021

It's a DL singalong!

Sinds een dag of twee vlinders in m`n hoofd

Sinds een dag of twee aangenaam verdoofd

`K was haast vergeten hoe `t voelt om verliefd te zijn

Ik kijk om me heen door een roze bril

Veel te lang alleen `k stond een beetje stil

Hoe kon ik weten m`n wereldje was zo klein

`T is wel een beetje raar twee en dertig jaar

Trillend op m`n benen

Als ze is verdwenen

Ze is ze is van mij

Ze is ze is van mij

Ze is van mij

by It's not just the war ....reply 12704/23/2021

R14, do leave. Because Lucy was not a Neanderthal.

You Neanderthal.

by It's not just the war ....reply 12804/23/2021

I’m the racism!

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by It's not just the war ....reply 12904/23/2021

Courtesy of the BBC.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 13004/23/2021

R87, in her insanity, seems not to know that the Dutch gave Wilhelm sanctuary because Wilhelmina had extracted a promise that the Netherlands would not be invaded.

And what seems like a quid pro quo actually was, behind the scenes, more complicated and less simple than covering the queen in shit and killing her.

R87 is such a humanitarian and it's so evident her heart is in the rot place.

by It's not just the war ....reply 13104/23/2021

I'm the Dutch colleague who invited me to her house for dinner with 6 people. She asked us all in advance how many potatoes we would eat she she could cook the correct amount. Dinner was vile.

by It's not just the war ....reply 13204/23/2021

I am Queen Beatrix's flying saucer hat.

Now retired and gathering dust in a charity shop just outside Bergan op Zoom.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 13304/23/2021

I’m the rubber cocks and penis hands waving in the stands at NL fixtures In World Cup football games.

by It's not just the war ....reply 13404/23/2021

I am the very large bones and frames of the general population. I give Midwesterners a run for their money in the ogre bodied category.

by It's not just the war ....reply 13504/23/2021

I'm the penile girth.

by It's not just the war ....reply 13604/23/2021

I am uncut, big.

by It's not just the war ....reply 13704/23/2021

I am Dutch pop music.

I sound like a pinball machine throwing up.

by It's not just the war ....reply 13804/23/2021

I’m the incredible anger felt by the Netherlands when it’s called “Holland”

by It's not just the war ....reply 13904/23/2021

I’m the absurdly big feet of the women

by It's not just the war ....reply 14004/23/2021

This shit on white bread.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 14104/23/2021

I am the ice cold wind of winter from the North Sea that travels through the canals and makes people feel like they have been sliced by razors.

by It's not just the war ....reply 14204/24/2021

I am the bar with 200 kinds of beer that only serves cheese and no other food.

by It's not just the war ....reply 14304/24/2021

I'm the American exchange student embarrassed that Jerry Springer and other trashy TV shows air here.

by It's not just the war ....reply 14404/24/2021

I am the pale winter sun that rises at 10 am and sets at 4pm so that people working 9 to 5 can barely see daylight for 4 months.

by It's not just the war ....reply 14504/24/2021

I am the little purple crocus that pop out of the snowy ground as the first sign of Spring

by It's not just the war ....reply 14604/24/2021

I was really surprised to read that the Dutch averaged the tallest. I assumed (I’m sure like many) that it would have been one of the Scandinavian countries.

by It's not just the war ....reply 14704/24/2021

NL is one of the few countries In Europe where I’m not pegged as from somewhere else and assumed to be local. People there usually address me in Dutch until they see the look of cluelessness. It’s because I’m 193cm and have resting bitch face.

by It's not just the war ....reply 14804/24/2021

I’m the beer foam skimmer.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 14904/24/2021

I am the minute Delft Blue salt and pepper shaker clogs.

For €5 their yours!

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by It's not just the war ....reply 15004/24/2021

I am the redundant 25 Guilder note.

Not a 20 or a 50, but proudly a rebellious 25, in a sea of 20s!

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by It's not just the war ....reply 15104/24/2021

yup, they also had a kwartje - a quarter, like in the US

by It's not just the war ....reply 15204/24/2021

R139:

Hup Holland Hup!

by It's not just the war ....reply 15304/24/2021

[quote] I am the minute Delft Blue salt and pepper shaker clogs.

R150, I am one of the countless tourists who have visited Delft and purchased their delftware. I bought a tiny pair shoes just like the ones in your link (not salt and pepper shakers though) to hang up in my kitchen.

by It's not just the war ....reply 15404/24/2021

I am the gullible tourists like R154.

by It's not just the war ....reply 15504/24/2021

[quote]seems not to know that the Dutch gave Wilhelm sanctuary because Wilhelmina had extracted a promise that the Netherlands would not be invaded.

Am fully aware of it. If Wilhelmina had managed to extract the same promise from Hitler and given HIM sanctuary, would it still make it morally unjustifiable under any circumstances? FUCK NO! Yet similarly, Wilhelm was a heinous war criminal responsible for millions of deaths. It's a permanent stain on the Dutch nation that he wasn't handed over to teh Allies.

by It's not just the war ....reply 15604/24/2021

[quote]I was really surprised to read that the Dutch averaged the tallest.

It's why so many of them die on old age of torn heart valves.

by It's not just the war ....reply 15704/24/2021

[quote] It's a permanent stain on the Dutch nation that he wasn't handed over to teh Allies.

They should have kidnapped him and put him on trial at Verdun or somewhere.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 15804/24/2021

I’m Argos, the oldest leather bar and Europe and the prototype of what a leather should be. Sadly, I was closed along with most of the fun, unique sex bars that made Amsterdam the best gay city in the world in the 90s.

by It's not just the war ....reply 15904/24/2021

I'm the Cannabis Coffeeshops in Amsterdam.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 16004/24/2021

I am the very aggressive cyclists on the cycle paths that crisscross the sidewalks, a dangerous place for pedestrians.

by It's not just the war ....reply 16104/24/2021

I’m the bitter rivalry between Edam and Gouda.

by It's not just the war ....reply 16204/24/2021

I'm the single cookie being offered by the "generous" host to the guest.

by It's not just the war ....reply 16304/24/2021

I am the house of orange.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 16404/24/2021

I’m the tram in the middle of the street which will come right up behind you without stopping and ring when it’s 3 feet away. Somehow the deadly tram, the crazy bicyclists and the stoned tourists coexist.

by It's not just the war ....reply 16504/24/2021

I am the typical Dutch house with no curtains. I proudly showcase my exhibitionist residents.

by It's not just the war ....reply 16604/24/2021

I am Royal Dutch Shell, KLM Royal Dutch Airlines, Royal Dutch Football Association, Royal Dutch this, Royal Dutch that.

by It's not just the war ....reply 16704/24/2021

I'm the nosy neighbor interrogating you daily about your sex life, vacation plans, purchases etc.

by It's not just the war ....reply 16804/24/2021

I'm A Man Called Ove: yes, they have lots of them in Royal Dutchland also.

by It's not just the war ....reply 16904/24/2021

I am Dutch. Never call me Flemish.

by It's not just the war ....reply 17004/24/2021

I am Flemish.

As if, R170.

by It's not just the war ....reply 17104/24/2021

I'm the sea. I may have lost the battle, but I'll win the war.

by It's not just the war ....reply 17204/24/2021

R153, Kreng!

[quote]orange boven

Kan je zelfs niet spellen?

“Ach, jeetje!”

by It's not just the war ....reply 17304/24/2021

R172

I’m crying as I type this

by It's not just the war ....reply 17404/24/2021

I’m the tall slender men with big uncut you-know-what’s...

by It's not just the war ....reply 17504/24/2021

I’m the endless depressing modern rationalist architecture and shit brown brick. Romance and fantasy I leave to Catholic countries.

by It's not just the war ....reply 17604/25/2021

I’m those biscuits of pressed dates. I’m found in the suitcases and backpacks that save my travelling tightwad Dutch possessors (who make the Scotch look generous) from spending a single coin on local food.

by It's not just the war ....reply 17704/25/2021

I'm Indonesian rijsttafel., a leftover of Dutch colonialism that's the most recommended dish to to try in Amsterdam

by It's not just the war ....reply 17804/25/2021

it's better than those fucking bitterballen

by It's not just the war ....reply 17904/25/2021

I'm Koningsdag coming up soon!

by It's not just the war ....reply 18004/25/2021

Inderdaad, r173... ik weet wel hoe men ‘oranje’ moet spellen, maar volgens mijn iPhone is dat anders.

by It's not just the war ....reply 18104/25/2021

je foontje kan opflikkeren

by It's not just the war ....reply 18204/25/2021

I'm the oh-so-practical public urinals (extremely public), 3 per unit, out in the middle of the square.

by It's not just the war ....reply 18304/25/2021

I’m the stroopwaffels - suddenly I’m being sold in Starbucks in the US.

by It's not just the war ....reply 18404/25/2021

I’m the local McDonalds - even though everyone says they despise me and would never consider eating it, there is always a line at the counter filled with working class Dutch.

by It's not just the war ....reply 18504/25/2021

I’m Scheveningen. Germans can’t pronounce me.

by It's not just the war ....reply 18604/25/2021

I’m the index finger in my nostril in just about every corner of The Netherlands.

by It's not just the war ....reply 18704/25/2021

This is true

by It's not just the war ....reply 18804/25/2021

They pick their noses?!

by It's not just the war ....reply 18904/25/2021

The coke gets stuck

by It's not just the war ....reply 19004/25/2021

I'm Dutch Art History. I start out strong in the 1420s with the various Netherlandish Primitive schools and develop into the Northern Renaissance. I come to a screeching halt with the court portraits of Van Dyke. The only thing of note I have produced since then is Piet Mondrian, who fucked off to New York and castigated Dutch society as "a rabble of sexless apes" for the Dutch government's attempt to ban the Charleston. (The dance, not the city or the candy bar. )

by It's not just the war ....reply 19104/25/2021

I’m a turd floating in an Amsterdam canal.

by It's not just the war ....reply 19204/25/2021

I'm the Dutch attempt to ban the Charleston. The dance is too bla--obscene.

by It's not just the war ....reply 19304/25/2021

I am the Homomonument

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by It's not just the war ....reply 19404/25/2021

They may be tall and blond, but the are even cuntier than the French and certainly cheaper. Their country is a bore.

by It's not just the war ....reply 19504/25/2021

I'm the cocaine in the public water supply.

by It's not just the war ....reply 19604/25/2021

R71: Back in the day when Delta had a hub in Portland, it was back when their flight attendants would spend the whole flight in the back and never checked seat belts on descent. I rather doubt your story, although you're right that PDX isn't much of an airport.

by It's not just the war ....reply 19704/25/2021

I am the house hooks in Amsterdam. Used when people move house, due to the staircases being too tight to bring furniture down or up them them.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 19804/25/2021

I’m the street barriers that have XXX on them and are shaped like impossibly-oversized dildos.

Every queen will sit on me and snap a pic for everyone back home in Indiana.

by It's not just the war ....reply 19904/25/2021

Homomonument?

Is that a monument that only gets erected for other monuments?

by It's not just the war ....reply 20004/25/2021

No, R200 - the Homomonument commemorates all gay people who have been persecuted because of their sexual orientation, including those exterminated by the Nazis in concentration camps in WW2.

It was unveiled in 1987, fully supported, including with funding, by the Dutch parliament.

But you make your funny little joke, comfortable in your American ignorance and parochialism.

by It's not just the war ....reply 20104/25/2021

I'm speed skating, and I make the Dutch famous once every 4 years, between which they diappear.

by It's not just the war ....reply 20204/25/2021

Thanks, R201, I will. Maybe one day you'll make a funny little joke! Of course, if you're Dutch, the likelihood of that is slightly less than that of the Dutch Art world coughing up an international-level talent ever again.

I'm not planning on holding my breath for either one.

by It's not just the war ....reply 20304/25/2021

I’m not Dutch, you idiot R203, but of course you assume that I am.

Keep holding your breath, I’m not that fussed with how it ends up for you.

by It's not just the war ....reply 20404/25/2021

I'm the homosexuality and bisexuality and the absence of heterosexuality among the thick cock men.

by It's not just the war ....reply 20504/25/2021

I’m whatever pollen obliterates the sinuses of Americans who visit in April.

by It's not just the war ....reply 20604/25/2021

I am the perennially absent sense of humor. I refuse to set foot in the Netherlands.

by It's not just the war ....reply 20704/25/2021

I’m Princess Pig, aka Princess Catharina Amalia. I have a slow metabolism.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 20804/25/2021

OP, the Germans occupied the Netherlands from 1940-1945. There’s an obvious reason why there is always continuing, subtle tension between them, even now.

by It's not just the war ....reply 20904/25/2021

And they took our bikes.

by It's not just the war ....reply 21004/25/2021

I am the national colour. Orange.

Not the most flattering or the easiest of colours to pull off, but the Dutch love it.

by It's not just the war ....reply 21104/25/2021

I'm the Zuiderzee and I no longer exist.

by It's not just the war ....reply 21204/25/2021

R204, proud inhabitant of Cuntland.

No king or currency but the longest flagpole you will ever partially see.

by It's not just the war ....reply 21304/25/2021

Well my pole is quite long, if I say so myself, R213.

And unlike you, I don’t see the word “cunt” as an insult. But misogyny was never my thing. YMMV.

Six hours and that’s the best response that you could produce?

Enjoy your evening, R213. Pour yourself another vat of shelf level vodka.

by It's not just the war ....reply 21404/25/2021

Yeah, I actually had a life during those six hours. Not something you'd much know about, now would you.

Eurotrash.

by It's not just the war ....reply 21504/25/2021

R192, I think those are called "British tourists".

by It's not just the war ....reply 21604/25/2021

I'm Ad Schuring, the last gasp of beautiful 70s Dutch Liberation.

But now deeply offensive to buttoned-up, heterosexual-mimicking queens globally. Which of course, includes 3/4 of DL.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 21704/25/2021

I'm Dutch Expressionist architecture, a mish-mash of Romanticism and botched rip-offs of Frank Lloyd Wright. Imagine if H.R. Giger baked a gingerbread house - that's me.

by It's not just the war ....reply 21804/25/2021

I'm "de Stijl"

by It's not just the war ....reply 21904/26/2021

R218 I sat next to HR Giger in the Chalet de Gruyères restaurant in Switzerland a few years ago.

Not surprising, given his museum is right next door. Nice guy.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 22004/26/2021

I’m the automatic gold machines!

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by It's not just the war ....reply 22104/26/2021

I was on vacation in the Netherlands and on a sunny Sunday afternoon, my bf and I decided to get some ice cream. I noticed that Dutchman got a full scoop of ice cream, Germans (and tourists) only half a scoop. And they actually charged €1,60 for one scoop. I guess you can measure the hate in scoops of ice cream. No full scoop for Germans.

by It's not just the war ....reply 22204/26/2021

Lol that's hilarious R222. Very dutch thing to do, to hate with cheapness

by It's not just the war ....reply 22304/26/2021

I'm croquette potatoes.

by It's not just the war ....reply 22404/26/2021

I'm the irritating Calvinism that even the Catholics project.

by It's not just the war ....reply 22504/26/2021

I’m FEBO. I have caused many people to re-examine their life choices at 4 a.m.

by It's not just the war ....reply 22604/26/2021

OEF, wat vreselijk

by It's not just the war ....reply 22704/26/2021

I am the world's first financial bubble.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 22804/26/2021

I love the calf-liver krokette at FEBO!

by It's not just the war ....reply 22904/26/2021

I am the abandoned ferries of the Westerschelde, replaced by sleek tunnels.

Happy memories of eating hot dogs in the cafe as oil tankers many times bigger passed by.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 23004/26/2021

I'm the suicidal tendencies

by It's not just the war ....reply 23104/27/2021

I'm the Pyramid of Austerlitz, built in 1804 by Napoleon's soldiers to keep them from getting bored

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by It's not just the war ....reply 23204/27/2021

I'm the Spanish Netherlands (1556-1714). Have I left any influence at all?

by It's not just the war ....reply 23304/27/2021

[QUOTE] Have I left any influence at all?

Si Senor!!!

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by It's not just the war ....reply 23404/27/2021

I have provided only one president of the EU Commission: his was the shortest presidency ever but one; 290 days.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 23504/27/2021

happy king's day!

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by It's not just the war ....reply 23604/27/2021

R233 Yes, you've left the world's oldest national anthem.

Het Wilhelmussy

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by It's not just the war ....reply 23704/28/2021

I’m GOODBYE, HOLLAND, the eye-opening documentary about how the Dutch, in contrast to their postwar reputation as protective of their Jewish population, actually were quite active in the roundup and extermination of them, but latched onto the legacy of Anne Frank’s diary to make themselves look good. They were second only to Poland and maybe Hungary in percentages of murdered Jews by country.

by It's not just the war ....reply 23804/29/2021

I am the Groningen Protocol for the euthanasia of children.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 23904/29/2021

I’m Queen Wilhemina, counting my Royal Dutch Shell stocks, blissfully unaware of my people’s role in Deportations. Or at least that’s my official line.

by It's not just the war ....reply 24004/29/2021

R239, "right to death" was a very big deal growing up

by It's not just the war ....reply 24104/29/2021

I’m Queen Wilhelmina mints. I taste like a urinal cake.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 24204/29/2021

I'm the crazy border towns of Baarle-Nassau & Baarle Herzog.

Where your front room can be in one country and your bedroom can be in another.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 24304/29/2021

I'm the Benelux, even though the three neighbors hate each other

by It's not just the war ....reply 24404/30/2021

Fuck R239. The Dutch don't mess around.

by It's not just the war ....reply 24504/30/2021

nope, they don't

by It's not just the war ....reply 24604/30/2021

I’m Cousin Wilhelmina, arriving at Liverpool St station in 1940, in my nightdress and not much else. I’m a full-figured lady and Cousin George at Buckingham Palace has some difficulty sourcing appropriate clothes for me.

George and I aren’t real cousins of course, and I have actually hated the British since they defeated the Boers, but now the Germans have stolen my crown, and Cousin George and I have a common enemy.

by It's not just the war ....reply 24704/30/2021

I'm the Dutch Divas. They're a star in New York, they're a star in LA

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by It's not just the war ....reply 24805/01/2021

I asked a visitor from Deutschland whether she could understand Dutch and she said mostly, yes, "but the words were all mixed up".

by It's not just the war ....reply 24905/01/2021

Word order is indeed a bit different, but grammatically they are closely related, reading dutch would be quite easy for many Germans, understanding it spoken on the street is a different matter

by It's not just the war ....reply 25005/02/2021

I am a Philips radio.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 25105/02/2021

I’m the Pathé Tuschinski cinema in Amsterdam. I’m a genuine art deco masterpiece. In the 1990s, I had incredibly cute ushers, but I dressed them up in the sort of outfits Goofy wears while working as a train conductor. Weirdly, this only made them more attractive.

by It's not just the war ....reply 25205/02/2021

I’m Jeroen Pauw (my last name is Dutch for “peacock”). I was the Peter Jennings of the Netherlands and I still appear on TV as a senior talking head. I’m 6’5”, reasonably good looking, and have always been very generous to the ladies with my cock. But I haven’t been averse to getting my ass rimmed by an enthusiastic, handsome homosexual from time to time after I’ve spent an evening getting stoned.

by It's not just the war ....reply 25305/02/2021

I’m the letter N which for some reason is constantly not pronounced at the end of words like “bitterballen.”

by It's not just the war ....reply 25405/02/2021

I’m the nightly soap Goude Tijden, Slechte Tijden (Good Times, Bad Times) which has been on since 1990 and has contaned wacky storylines like Laura running frantically around Meerdijk (the fictional Dutch town where GTST is set) to find her missing vibrator (given to her by a character played by special guest star Elizabeth Hubbard).

by It's not just the war ....reply 25505/02/2021

Oops, sorry, I meant Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden.

by It's not just the war ....reply 25605/02/2021

I'm tall, have a giant head, big lips and hooded eyelids, blonde hair and people think I'm attractive.

For such a tiny country, I don't really fit it.

by It's not just the war ....reply 25705/02/2021

I’m the people of the Netherlands. No-one can work out what my problem is.

by It's not just the war ....reply 25805/02/2021

I am it's flag.

Always being confused with Luxembourg. Luxembourg of all places!

by It's not just the war ....reply 25905/02/2021

I'm Eva Jinek. I'm the Katie Couric of the Netherlands. I normally let that fake posho Nazi Thierry Baudet say whatever the fuck he wants on my show without even pushing back. I was actually born in Oklahoma and my lower-class American accent with upspeak is offputting when I switch to English. I used to be Jeroen Pauw's co-anchor on NPO but since I sold out to RTL I work half the time for twice the money. Yes, he has a nice cock, but the one I hopped on with gusto was Freek Vonk massive snake (he's the Steve Irwin of the Netherlands). The most intelligent part of my show is the LuckyTV joke clip at the end.

by It's not just the war ....reply 26005/03/2021

I’ll Freek your vonk

by It's not just the war ....reply 26105/03/2021

I'm a bunch of dutch talking heads disagreeing about hierarchy

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by It's not just the war ....reply 26205/03/2021

R260 - Never heard of Thierry Baudet before, but thanks for introducing me to him. He can right-wing at me anytime!

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by It's not just the war ....reply 26305/03/2021

he's oily

by It's not just the war ....reply 26405/03/2021

I’m the enigmatic apostrophe in city names such as ’s-Hertogenbosch and ’s-Gravenhage.

by It's not just the war ....reply 26505/03/2021

you say 's-gravenshage I say Den Haag

by It's not just the war ....reply 26605/03/2021

I’m the Stroopwaffel guy at Albert Cuyp Market. I’m married with kids but perfectly happy with you homos ogling me at my stall.

by It's not just the war ....reply 26705/03/2021

I’m the NZ Sauna in Amsterdam. A lot of action happened inside me but since I’ve been closed since the autumn I fear I’ll be turned into a Pancake House.

by It's not just the war ....reply 26805/03/2021

I am the Hook of Holland railway station. I used to be glamorous, with intercontinental train services to Geneva and Basel. They connected with my ferry to Harwich, England and the train on to Liverpool Street, London.

Now, I've been downgraded to a suburban metro station.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 26905/03/2021

^^^ I’m those same train tracks, rumbling back and forth to transit camps with humans in cattle cars, destination Poland.

by It's not just the war ....reply 27005/03/2021

I'm also the same rails that saw the Kindertransport that got so many kids out of Europe before the second world war started.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 27105/03/2021

I’m Geertruida Wijsmuller-Meijer. Upon hearing that the Nazis are invading Holland, I rush back to Amsterdam from Paris, and chuck as many jewish kids as possible onto the last boat for England. Some of their parents are not thrilled about this, but somehow I seem to sense what is coming.

I spend the rest of the war in the resistance, being arrested by Dutch, French and German authorities, but I talk my way out of trouble. I smuggle jewish children into Spain, French soldiers out of The Netherlands, medicines into prisoner camps full of allied soldiers. In my spare time I send food parcels to the starving. God knows how, but on zero evidence, I persuade the Nazis that 50 jewish children aren’t jewish and should be spared. Everyone seems to have thought that I was a mental case and a total nightmare. But they give in.

If there’s any justice, I am in heaven, giving God a piece of my mind and taking over the running of the place.

by It's not just the war ....reply 27205/03/2021

I’m the frikandel at Febo. Nobody seems to know what kind of meat I’m made from but if you put peanut sauce and chopped onions on me when you’re roaring drunk at 2 am you won’t give a shit if I was made from dead gerbils.

by It's not just the war ....reply 27305/03/2021

I’m the Holland-America Line, once the epitome of cleanliness and fine living on transatlantic ocean liners, now a mere digit in the ham-fisted paw of Carnival Cruises Corporation, making bloated, boxy cruise ships that are about as Dutch as Las Vegas.

by It's not just the war ....reply 27405/04/2021

Hotel New York in Rotterdam is situated in the former office building of the Holland-America Line

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by It's not just the war ....reply 27505/04/2021

I am the pulled pork sandwich with peanut sauce at Ten Katestraat Market. I am delicious.

by It's not just the war ....reply 27605/04/2021

I'm Denmark, because Danish, Dutch, whatever, who gives a fuck? Same diff!!!!

by It's not just the war ....reply 27705/04/2021

I'm the tourist who decided it would be fun to rent a bike in Amsterdam Centrum and ended up back at the hotel hiding under my bed.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 27805/04/2021

I’m “klootzaak,” and I’m a useful all-purpose insult.

by It's not just the war ....reply 27905/04/2021

I’m r279, and I can’t spell.

by It's not just the war ....reply 28005/04/2021

I’m “lekker,” a word which basically means “yummy.”

by It's not just the war ....reply 28105/04/2021

She’s shameless

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by It's not just the war ....reply 28205/04/2021

^^^ wrong thread - apologies

by It's not just the war ....reply 28305/04/2021

I'm the Pakistanis helping the Dutch with their flooding problem in 1953!

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by It's not just the war ....reply 28405/04/2021

I’m Queen Maxima, peddling my bicycle with stiletto heels!

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by It's not just the war ....reply 28505/04/2021

....and platform wedges!

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by It's not just the war ....reply 28605/04/2021

Max is beyond fabulous.

by It's not just the war ....reply 28705/04/2021

I am the full-figured Crown Princess, the latest in a long line of solidly built Dutch royal ladies (Wilhelmina, Juliana, Beatrix...).

I want a sandwich.

by It's not just the war ....reply 28805/04/2021

My favorite Dutch.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 28905/04/2021

I’m one of the first things you see when you exit Haarlem Centraal. I look like Jon Hamm.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 290Last Wednesday at 4:28 AM

I am a mouse.

Where?

There on the stairs.

Where on the stairs?

Right there!

A little mouse with clogs on....

by It's not just the war ....reply 291Last Wednesday at 7:45 AM

I'm Aretha's legendary 1968 Concertgebouw concert that is still remembered 53 years later by any surviving Dutch eldergays who were there.

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by It's not just the war ....reply 292Last Wednesday at 8:40 AM

I'm the head lice found in the hair of all children, even the royals. We return several times a year and no one knows how to fix this problem.

by It's not just the war ....reply 293Last Wednesday at 8:53 AM

I'm Anita Meyer and Lee Towers, the Dutch Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers : )

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by It's not just the war ....reply 294Last Wednesday at 9:25 AM

I am the dykes.

by It's not just the war ....reply 295Last Wednesday at 2:39 PM

I’m the Mannekin Pis pommes frites stand on Damrak in Amsterdam. I know British and US tourists giggle at the very mention of my name.

by It's not just the war ....reply 296Last Wednesday at 3:21 PM

I’m De Bijenkorf, the Macy’s of the Netherlands. Bijenkorf means “beehive.” Ain’t that cute?

by It's not just the war ....reply 297Last Wednesday at 6:04 PM

I am Drake's.

An upmarket boutique cum sex shop.

by It's not just the war ....reply 298Last Wednesday at 6:42 PM

I am The Cuckoos Nest and The Web - the perfect Sunday afternoon combo of beer and basement/attic sex

by It's not just the war ....reply 299Last Wednesday at 6:48 PM

I'm the Cockring, the now defunct better version of the above

by It's not just the war ....reply 300Last Wednesday at 6:53 PM

I’m King Willem Alexander’s index finger, stuffed in one of his nostrils.

by It's not just the war ....reply 301Last Thursday at 4:53 AM

I am Dutch licorice.

A weird salty confection.

by It's not just the war ....reply 302Last Thursday at 6:16 AM

The Cockring was the best disco/gay bar in the world in the 1990s. God I miss it - and Argos, the best and oldest leather/macho bar in the world across the street. Sigh...

by It's not just the war ....reply 303Last Thursday at 7:03 AM

I’m public pissoirs on the corner

by It's not just the war ....reply 304Last Thursday at 7:42 AM

I’m the married man I hooked up with in one of those pissoirs as a young man

by It's not just the war ....reply 305Last Thursday at 8:28 AM

I’m “überhaupt”. Dutch people use me constantly, even though I’m a German word.

by It's not just the war ....reply 306Last Thursday at 8:34 AM

I’m überhaupt sowieso - even more german, despite the dutch hating the language

by It's not just the war ....reply 307Last Thursday at 10:39 AM

The Cockring was great.

Many a fun night there with helium balloons!

by It's not just the war ....reply 308Last Thursday at 1:39 PM

I'll take all the Dutch foreskin, please

by It's not just the war ....reply 309Last Thursday at 1:53 PM

[quote] I’m public pissoirs on the corner

can one watch

by It's not just the war ....reply 310Last Thursday at 1:53 PM

[QUOTE] I'll take all the Dutch foreskin, please

Extra Dutch edam cheese please!!

by It's not just the war ....reply 311Last Thursday at 2:12 PM

OP, after more than 300 posts I have to ask: You weren't actually saying that the "weird rivalry" was something understood by the Dutch and Germans only, were you?

by It's not just the war ....reply 312Last Thursday at 3:25 PM

I'm a young Whitney Houston singing a duet with seasoned chansonnière Liesbeth List on Dutch television in 1985

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by It's not just the war ....reply 313Last Friday at 9:27 AM

songs in the dutch keys

by It's not just the war ....reply 314Last Friday at 11:15 AM

I’m kersebollen, a round doughnut-type ball with powdered sugar on the outside and cherry filling inside. I’m only available around Christmastime. I’m fucking addictive.

by It's not just the war ....reply 315Last Friday at 1:29 PM

I am Dutch courage

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