I'm the weird rivalry between Holland and Germany that's only fully understood by the Dutch and the Germans.
Let's be the Netherlands
by Anonymous | reply 316 | May 7, 2021 11:27 PM |
I’m swaffelen: to repeatedly slap one’s penis against someone or something, usually another person. I’m the word of the year 2008, and Dutch boys really do this, and have the equipment to do it well.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 21, 2021 10:23 PM |
I'm always reminded of Queen Wilhelmina's famous reply to Kaiser Wilhelm II on a visit she made to Germany just before the First World War.
The Kaiser boasted to the Queen of a relatively small country, "my guards are seven feet tall and yours are only shoulder-high to them." Wilhelmina smiled politely and replied, "Quite true, Your Majesty, your guards are seven feet tall. But when we open our dikes, the water is ten feet deep!"
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 21, 2021 10:28 PM |
I'm the Dutchie cunt, making cunty comments on Americans which I have actual zero grasp on since I do not live there.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 21, 2021 10:28 PM |
I’m the American English that everybody speaks.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 21, 2021 10:29 PM |
^ We aren't that deep in America, R3.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 21, 2021 10:30 PM |
I'm the tired Shakespearean jokes in his comedies referring to the nether parts of ladies.
No one laughs.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 21, 2021 10:32 PM |
I'm mayonnaise on fries (not bad, actually!)
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 21, 2021 10:44 PM |
I'm Lucy. I was going to evolve, but Gary talked me out of it
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 21, 2021 10:46 PM |
I am the dyke.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 21, 2021 10:47 PM |
I'm the attic.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 21, 2021 10:48 PM |
Why do I have two names?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 21, 2021 10:48 PM |
I’m the ennui and pussy stank coming from the Eastern European hooker in the red-light window.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 21, 2021 10:49 PM |
I’m Angela Visser (later peaked as an actress with a walk-on role in Friends)
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 21, 2021 10:57 PM |
LOL I read this as "Neanderthals" (which explains my response at r8)
I'll show myself out now.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 21, 2021 10:57 PM |
I'm the exclusively gay cruising area in Oeverlanden
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 21, 2021 10:58 PM |
R14, maybe i'm drunk but ha!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 21, 2021 11:02 PM |
I'm the tulips.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 22, 2021 11:35 AM |
Am I the Netherlands? Am I Holland? Why are we all Dutch?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 22, 2021 11:39 AM |
I'm the cute little earrings they sell there!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 22, 2021 11:42 AM |
I'm the class of primary school children that for some reason got led through the red light district while I was there one afternoon a decade ago. Were they lost? Was their teacher a pervert? Is this just how the Dutch do sex ed? I don't know but it was weird.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 22, 2021 11:46 AM |
zo, ik ging naar de markt maar alles was te duur en dus ging ik terug naar huis. zuinig is best!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 22, 2021 11:48 AM |
I'm a stroopwafel. I'm lekker.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 22, 2021 11:54 AM |
I’m Hans Brinker’s silver ice skates.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 22, 2021 11:58 AM |
I’m the beautiful men - after a while living here, you barely notice and start to long for something exotic.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 22, 2021 3:51 PM |
I’m Zwarte Piet
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 22, 2021 4:07 PM |
I'm wooden shoes makken der klomp-klomp!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 22, 2021 4:17 PM |
I’m the acclaimed Hogeweyk dementia village, present or future home of most DLers
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 22, 2021 4:31 PM |
I got nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 22, 2021 4:35 PM |
There is no "weird" rivalry, wth are you talking about? If you are referring to a soccer "rivalry", that is a one sided one on the part of the Netherlands.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 22, 2021 4:38 PM |
I'm the Gotness On The Mountaintop
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 22, 2021 4:56 PM |
I'm the Dutch government pursing a Hurd immunity strategy.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 22, 2021 6:07 PM |
I first read this as Let’s Be the Neanderthals.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 22, 2021 6:13 PM |
I am the tulips of which the country has vast fields growing.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 22, 2021 6:22 PM |
I'm the endless stream of drunk Brits vomiting in the middle of the street @ 4am.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 22, 2021 6:31 PM |
I’m the bizarrely blunt logical comments. It would be considered Aspergers in the US - but here it’s just everyday conversation.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 22, 2021 6:34 PM |
I’m the drug tourists.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 22, 2021 6:44 PM |
I'm the licorice that doubles as an industrial solvent.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 22, 2021 6:44 PM |
I'm half the country that's below sea level
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 22, 2021 6:49 PM |
I’m the cheapness. I’m the reason for the expression “going Dutch.”
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 22, 2021 7:23 PM |
I'm Anne Frank.
I'm dead, and my attic is a popular tourist attraction.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 22, 2021 7:33 PM |
I'm the typical Dutch parents who take their teenage kids to the sauna, so we can all be naked together. I react aggressively every time a foreigner finds it creepy.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 22, 2021 7:54 PM |
We're the American tourists stuffing our faces with mayo-slathered french fries as we remark how incredible it is that everyone seems to ride a bike in Amsterdam, even the old people.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 22, 2021 7:58 PM |
[quote]everyone seems to ride a bike in Amsterdam, even the old people
Even the Royal Family!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 22, 2021 8:16 PM |
The Royal family likely ride their bikes in The Hague, because that's where they live.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 22, 2021 10:51 PM |
I’m a bicycle helmet. No one in NL knows I exist.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 22, 2021 10:59 PM |
I'm the hagelslag.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 22, 2021 11:03 PM |
I’m a Belgian TV show in Flemish. Dutch people need subtitles to understand me.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 22, 2021 11:05 PM |
I'm the "food".
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 22, 2021 11:08 PM |
I'm the clogs.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 22, 2021 11:08 PM |
... and no one ever wears us, r53, unless they’re gardening. And usually not even then.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 22, 2021 11:12 PM |
I'm the Dutch Empire, dismembered by Japan, the Germans etc.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 22, 2021 11:23 PM |
I am the bicycle monarchy. I am still here more than a century after the German monarchies were dissolved.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 22, 2021 11:25 PM |
I am GermanGayGuy and I want a Dutch boyfriend to cock-whip me.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 22, 2021 11:38 PM |
I’m the asshole personality.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 22, 2021 11:40 PM |
I am the Aryan arrogance.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 22, 2021 11:43 PM |
I am Maxima, the Argentine-born, still Catholic Queen Consort of Willem-Alexander. Put a few gins in me and I'll let you know how much I love wearing enormous hats and wondering why the world's media is more interested in those boney-arsed British duchesses!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 22, 2021 11:48 PM |
I am the staunchness, conservatism and political calcification masking as progressive pragmatism. I will throw anyone—friends, family, soulmates—under a bus.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 22, 2021 11:48 PM |
I am "It is not possible."
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 22, 2021 11:51 PM |
I gave the Kaiser asylum as a permanent rebuke to Germany.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 22, 2021 11:53 PM |
We are the dikes and windmills and we will survive global warming, unlike Florida and other such trashy places which will be submerged.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 22, 2021 11:55 PM |
I’m FEBO. Automat with even worse food. But lekker at 9am after an all nighter.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 22, 2021 11:59 PM |
I'm the smile on one of my citizens faces. I'm very rarely seen.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 23, 2021 12:04 AM |
I'm the food. I mostly white, flavorless, and soft.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 23, 2021 12:05 AM |
I'm the Indonesian restaurants - the only place to find food that isn't totally boring.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 23, 2021 12:11 AM |
R38, I once flew from the States to London, via Amsterdam.
The cabin crew on my Delta flight: "I'm going to have you put your seat upright, honey." "Could you put your tray away now? Thanks." All warm, Southern charm.
The crew on my KLM flight: "Put your seat up!" "Your tray needs to be away!" Jarringly direct.
I put it down to the lingering effects of the Nazi occupation of the Netherlands.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 23, 2021 12:12 AM |
The Dutch flight crew obviously, correctly, identified you as a troublemaker R71.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 23, 2021 12:18 AM |
For the record, R72, the comments were aimed at other passengers.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 23, 2021 12:21 AM |
[quote]I put it down to the lingering effects of the Nazi occupation of the Netherlands.
Nope. Straight-up Dutchness. No Nazi influence needed.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 23, 2021 12:23 AM |
I’m gezelligheid. The Danes stole me and called me “hygge.”
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 23, 2021 12:25 AM |
I'm Sinterklaas, aka the weirdest Santa Claus on the planet.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 23, 2021 12:29 AM |
[quote] I once flew from the States to London, via Amsterdam.
Where, I mean WHERE, outside of Flyoverstan don't they have a direct flight to London from the States? The people on this board are becoming scary.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 23, 2021 12:30 AM |
I'm the Dutch language, which is a throat infection disguised as spoken communication.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 23, 2021 12:30 AM |
I'm a Dutch bicycle, which was bought used in 1919. Still in circulation.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 23, 2021 12:31 AM |
[quote] I'm a Dutch bicycle, which was bought used in 1919. Still in circulation.
I'm the Dutch army, still on those bikes.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 23, 2021 12:33 AM |
I'm Paul Verhoeven and I make movies that contain a lot of sex and/or violence.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 23, 2021 12:56 AM |
All 4 of my grandparents came to the U.S. from the Netherlands. I am the youngest child of the youngest child so they all died by the time I was in my 20's. I wish I could have talked to them more and asked them more questions about when they grew up.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 23, 2021 1:03 AM |
Do Americans ever refer to the US as "the States" R77? (Madonna excepted)
I took it to be a Brit who was flying home from somewhere and likely got a cheaper flight via Amsterdam.
As for DL, you must be new here if you haven't picked up that many if not most posters are from darkest Flyoverstan
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 23, 2021 1:17 AM |
Definitely a sign of a foreigner when they refer to the US as "The States" or "(The) USA."
The Dutch are cheap as somebody else said upthread. I always thought this was an tired trope. That is, until I befriended a Dutch couple (one of whom started working at my place of employment) and, eventually, another Dutch couple. They did not try to disguise it. The sample size is admittedly small, but it was 100% accurate. No sense of magnanimity at all, and little gratitude for when we treated them. Eventually we stopped inviting them over or to go out to do things, which may have been their ultimate goal all along.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 23, 2021 1:29 AM |
I used to work in Amsterdam, and when we would go out for drinks, everyone would whip out their phones and calculate their exact share of the bill to the nearest 5 cents.
What did they do before phones? I can easily imagine someone whipping out a calculator.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 23, 2021 1:35 AM |
The Netherlands will never, ever recover from the undying shame of allowing Queen Wilhelmina to give sanctuary to a global war criminal responsible for millions of deaths. For harbouring the Kaiser she should have been smothered in shit, dragged through the streets by her hair, and slung up on the gallows with him.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 23, 2021 1:45 AM |
I’m the quiet dutch loathing of moroccans, who are viewed as lazy, irresponsible, untrustworthy, and responsible for most crime. I’m the tip of the bubbling native dutch pressure cooker of resentment that underlies the feeling the country has given itself away to muslim races who care nothing for traditional dutch values. I occasionally burst through in private, but rarely in public, as I’m a small. country where everyone lives on top of each other and everyone toes the line for the sake of neighbourly peace.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 23, 2021 2:04 AM |
I'm the racism and colonialism
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 23, 2021 2:05 AM |
[quote] Definitely a sign of a foreigner
Alien
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 23, 2021 2:40 AM |
I'm '90s Eurodance duo 2 Unlimited. My songs are now considered "jock jams" in America.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 23, 2021 3:03 AM |
I’m Pim Fortuyn - I was a homocon before the term even existed. I was eventually assassinated but I was a 90s harbinger of the world to come where being gay was mainstream enough that we could be conservative.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 23, 2021 4:01 AM |
I’m the fabulous skiing!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 23, 2021 4:10 AM |
I’m an American who thinks that the words “foreigner” and “alien” mean “not American”.
Everybody is a foreigner somewhere, even Americans, you basic parochial shits.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 23, 2021 4:39 AM |
R77, R84: I was flying from Portland, Oregon. Only Delta used to fly direct to London, but that was seasonal - April-Oct, maybe - and they stopped during the pandemic.
Portland isn't quite Flyoverstan, but it doesn't have a major hub airport. PDX is, as you'd expect, a quirky wee thing.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 23, 2021 5:13 AM |
I’m the mayonnaise. I beat ketchup with fries every time.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 23, 2021 5:34 AM |
I'm 2021 vindicating R92 in ways no one could ever have imagined back then. I'm not so sure he would even be considered a conservative if he were a US politician.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 23, 2021 5:48 AM |
[quote]I’m Pim Fortuyn - I was a homocon before the term even existed.
Most Dutch NEVER viewed Fortuyn as right wing. That was an incorrect foreign distortion.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 23, 2021 6:33 AM |
I'm the slagroom.
Lathered generously over a hot chocolate.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 23, 2021 6:35 AM |
I thought it said, "Let's be the Neanderthals."
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 23, 2021 6:42 AM |
R100: Fortuyn often spoke of his admiration for noted conversatives such as Silvio Berlusconi, Margaret Thatcher, and Ronald Reagan, and was considered a right-wing populist in his native Netherlands owing to his views on immigration and Islam. He was controversial above all and not all of his views may have been unequivocally right wing, but he has gone down in Dutch history as a right-wing populist (and drama queen).
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 23, 2021 6:57 AM |
Put that to a Dutch person R103. Then sit down for an hour long argument. It's gruelling.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 23, 2021 6:58 AM |
I'm one of the 37 political parties. Watch this space, as at least 5 more will be formed between now and the next general election (likely by disgruntled former members of the existing parties).
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 23, 2021 7:01 AM |
I am Sluis, population - 23,000.
Adult bookstores - 35.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 23, 2021 7:20 AM |
Uh, R96??
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 23, 2021 7:34 AM |
I am the deeply beloved Thermos saunas Amsterdam of happy memory. Which was better? The Day sauna or the Night sauna? Each had their own unique charms. Did you go directly from having dinner at the Day sauna, cooked by that cute blond, to the Night sauna?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 23, 2021 8:35 AM |
I'm the little boy who stuck his finger in the dike.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 23, 2021 8:41 AM |
I'm the uncut sizemeat
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 23, 2021 8:48 AM |
I'm the American tourists arguing whether Holland is part of the Netherlands and which part it is.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 23, 2021 10:35 AM |
I’m scat, freely and openly practiced in fetish clubs.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 23, 2021 10:54 AM |
R79 I’m the Scouse dialect, a direct cousin of Dutch. I am nigh incomprehensible, even to many native English or Dutch people.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 23, 2021 11:01 AM |
R97 is a Murican who calls the US "the States" to sound more sophisticated and Europaeish.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 23, 2021 11:57 AM |
[quote]I am nigh incomprehensible
Understood every word. Deep Geordie however...
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 23, 2021 12:56 PM |
I doubt it
by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 23, 2021 2:00 PM |
I'm the perplexed expression on the shopkeeper's face when I ask for a bunch of garlic and he doesn't know what garlic is.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 23, 2021 2:03 PM |
I'm pannekoeken, please smear me with nutella or stroop and then declare "lekker, hoor" loudly.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 23, 2021 2:49 PM |
R115 then you don’t understand Ant or Dec? And Cheryl Cole? And Alan Shearer? And original Charlie Hunnam? Sad.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 23, 2021 5:00 PM |
I'm a bekende nederlander. I have the ego of a Hollywood celebrity and the exposure of a New Jersey celebrity. If they send me to Eurovision I will be in the bottom five.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 23, 2021 8:35 PM |
I’m Heidi
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 23, 2021 8:55 PM |
Bless your heart, r121.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 23, 2021 8:58 PM |
Switzerland and Holland are both in the country of Europe, R122.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 23, 2021 9:22 PM |
I'm supermodel Yolanda Hadid, née Van den Herik
by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 23, 2021 9:25 PM |
I am Prince Bernhard and the Lockheed scandal.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | April 23, 2021 10:44 PM |
I'm supergroup Doe Maar, showcasing the musicality of the Dutch language with their smash hit "Sinds een dag of twee"
by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 23, 2021 10:54 PM |
It's a DL singalong!
Sinds een dag of twee vlinders in m`n hoofd
Sinds een dag of twee aangenaam verdoofd
`K was haast vergeten hoe `t voelt om verliefd te zijn
Ik kijk om me heen door een roze bril
Veel te lang alleen `k stond een beetje stil
Hoe kon ik weten m`n wereldje was zo klein
`T is wel een beetje raar twee en dertig jaar
Trillend op m`n benen
Als ze is verdwenen
Ze is ze is van mij
Ze is ze is van mij
Ze is van mij
by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 23, 2021 11:00 PM |
R14, do leave. Because Lucy was not a Neanderthal.
You Neanderthal.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 23, 2021 11:22 PM |
R87, in her insanity, seems not to know that the Dutch gave Wilhelm sanctuary because Wilhelmina had extracted a promise that the Netherlands would not be invaded.
And what seems like a quid pro quo actually was, behind the scenes, more complicated and less simple than covering the queen in shit and killing her.
R87 is such a humanitarian and it's so evident her heart is in the rot place.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 23, 2021 11:41 PM |
I'm the Dutch colleague who invited me to her house for dinner with 6 people. She asked us all in advance how many potatoes we would eat she she could cook the correct amount. Dinner was vile.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 23, 2021 11:41 PM |
I am Queen Beatrix's flying saucer hat.
Now retired and gathering dust in a charity shop just outside Bergan op Zoom.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 23, 2021 11:48 PM |
I’m the rubber cocks and penis hands waving in the stands at NL fixtures In World Cup football games.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 24, 2021 12:11 AM |
I am the very large bones and frames of the general population. I give Midwesterners a run for their money in the ogre bodied category.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 24, 2021 12:18 AM |
I'm the penile girth.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 24, 2021 1:22 AM |
I am uncut, big.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 24, 2021 2:03 AM |
I am Dutch pop music.
I sound like a pinball machine throwing up.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 24, 2021 7:44 AM |
I’m the incredible anger felt by the Netherlands when it’s called “Holland”
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 24, 2021 7:46 AM |
I’m the absurdly big feet of the women
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 24, 2021 7:47 AM |
I am the ice cold wind of winter from the North Sea that travels through the canals and makes people feel like they have been sliced by razors.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 24, 2021 8:07 AM |
I am the bar with 200 kinds of beer that only serves cheese and no other food.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 24, 2021 8:08 AM |
I'm the American exchange student embarrassed that Jerry Springer and other trashy TV shows air here.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 24, 2021 8:09 AM |
I am the pale winter sun that rises at 10 am and sets at 4pm so that people working 9 to 5 can barely see daylight for 4 months.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | April 24, 2021 8:11 AM |
I am the little purple crocus that pop out of the snowy ground as the first sign of Spring
by Anonymous | reply 146 | April 24, 2021 8:12 AM |
I was really surprised to read that the Dutch averaged the tallest. I assumed (I’m sure like many) that it would have been one of the Scandinavian countries.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | April 24, 2021 8:30 AM |
NL is one of the few countries In Europe where I’m not pegged as from somewhere else and assumed to be local. People there usually address me in Dutch until they see the look of cluelessness. It’s because I’m 193cm and have resting bitch face.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | April 24, 2021 8:49 AM |
I am the minute Delft Blue salt and pepper shaker clogs.
For €5 their yours!
by Anonymous | reply 150 | April 24, 2021 11:07 AM |
I am the redundant 25 Guilder note.
Not a 20 or a 50, but proudly a rebellious 25, in a sea of 20s!
by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 24, 2021 11:10 AM |
yup, they also had a kwartje - a quarter, like in the US
by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 24, 2021 11:18 AM |
R139:
Hup Holland Hup!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | April 24, 2021 3:40 PM |
[quote] I am the minute Delft Blue salt and pepper shaker clogs.
R150, I am one of the countless tourists who have visited Delft and purchased their delftware. I bought a tiny pair shoes just like the ones in your link (not salt and pepper shakers though) to hang up in my kitchen.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | April 24, 2021 4:09 PM |
I am the gullible tourists like R154.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | April 24, 2021 4:23 PM |
[quote]seems not to know that the Dutch gave Wilhelm sanctuary because Wilhelmina had extracted a promise that the Netherlands would not be invaded.
Am fully aware of it. If Wilhelmina had managed to extract the same promise from Hitler and given HIM sanctuary, would it still make it morally unjustifiable under any circumstances? FUCK NO! Yet similarly, Wilhelm was a heinous war criminal responsible for millions of deaths. It's a permanent stain on the Dutch nation that he wasn't handed over to teh Allies.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | April 24, 2021 4:33 PM |
[quote]I was really surprised to read that the Dutch averaged the tallest.
It's why so many of them die on old age of torn heart valves.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | April 24, 2021 4:34 PM |
[quote] It's a permanent stain on the Dutch nation that he wasn't handed over to teh Allies.
They should have kidnapped him and put him on trial at Verdun or somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | April 24, 2021 4:42 PM |
I’m Argos, the oldest leather bar and Europe and the prototype of what a leather should be. Sadly, I was closed along with most of the fun, unique sex bars that made Amsterdam the best gay city in the world in the 90s.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | April 24, 2021 6:08 PM |
I am the very aggressive cyclists on the cycle paths that crisscross the sidewalks, a dangerous place for pedestrians.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | April 24, 2021 6:18 PM |
I’m the bitter rivalry between Edam and Gouda.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | April 24, 2021 6:35 PM |
I'm the single cookie being offered by the "generous" host to the guest.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | April 24, 2021 7:11 PM |
I’m the tram in the middle of the street which will come right up behind you without stopping and ring when it’s 3 feet away. Somehow the deadly tram, the crazy bicyclists and the stoned tourists coexist.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | April 24, 2021 7:43 PM |
I am the typical Dutch house with no curtains. I proudly showcase my exhibitionist residents.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | April 24, 2021 8:56 PM |
I am Royal Dutch Shell, KLM Royal Dutch Airlines, Royal Dutch Football Association, Royal Dutch this, Royal Dutch that.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | April 24, 2021 9:00 PM |
I'm the nosy neighbor interrogating you daily about your sex life, vacation plans, purchases etc.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | April 24, 2021 9:06 PM |
I'm A Man Called Ove: yes, they have lots of them in Royal Dutchland also.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | April 24, 2021 9:10 PM |
I am Dutch. Never call me Flemish.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | April 24, 2021 9:12 PM |
I am Flemish.
As if, R170.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | April 24, 2021 9:19 PM |
I'm the sea. I may have lost the battle, but I'll win the war.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | April 24, 2021 9:53 PM |
R153, Kreng!
[quote]orange boven
Kan je zelfs niet spellen?
“Ach, jeetje!”
by Anonymous | reply 173 | April 24, 2021 10:19 PM |
R172
I’m crying as I type this
by Anonymous | reply 174 | April 24, 2021 10:20 PM |
I’m the tall slender men with big uncut you-know-what’s...
by Anonymous | reply 175 | April 24, 2021 10:29 PM |
I’m the endless depressing modern rationalist architecture and shit brown brick. Romance and fantasy I leave to Catholic countries.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | April 25, 2021 8:54 AM |
I’m those biscuits of pressed dates. I’m found in the suitcases and backpacks that save my travelling tightwad Dutch possessors (who make the Scotch look generous) from spending a single coin on local food.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | April 25, 2021 8:58 AM |
I'm Indonesian rijsttafel., a leftover of Dutch colonialism that's the most recommended dish to to try in Amsterdam
by Anonymous | reply 178 | April 25, 2021 11:56 AM |
it's better than those fucking bitterballen
by Anonymous | reply 179 | April 25, 2021 12:40 PM |
I'm Koningsdag coming up soon!
by Anonymous | reply 180 | April 25, 2021 2:07 PM |
Inderdaad, r173... ik weet wel hoe men ‘oranje’ moet spellen, maar volgens mijn iPhone is dat anders.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | April 25, 2021 3:39 PM |
je foontje kan opflikkeren
by Anonymous | reply 182 | April 25, 2021 5:44 PM |
I'm the oh-so-practical public urinals (extremely public), 3 per unit, out in the middle of the square.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | April 25, 2021 6:07 PM |
I’m the stroopwaffels - suddenly I’m being sold in Starbucks in the US.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | April 25, 2021 6:43 PM |
I’m the local McDonalds - even though everyone says they despise me and would never consider eating it, there is always a line at the counter filled with working class Dutch.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | April 25, 2021 6:44 PM |
I’m Scheveningen. Germans can’t pronounce me.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | April 25, 2021 7:06 PM |
I’m the index finger in my nostril in just about every corner of The Netherlands.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | April 25, 2021 7:18 PM |
This is true
by Anonymous | reply 188 | April 25, 2021 7:44 PM |
They pick their noses?!
by Anonymous | reply 189 | April 25, 2021 7:50 PM |
The coke gets stuck
by Anonymous | reply 190 | April 25, 2021 7:52 PM |
I'm Dutch Art History. I start out strong in the 1420s with the various Netherlandish Primitive schools and develop into the Northern Renaissance. I come to a screeching halt with the court portraits of Van Dyke. The only thing of note I have produced since then is Piet Mondrian, who fucked off to New York and castigated Dutch society as "a rabble of sexless apes" for the Dutch government's attempt to ban the Charleston. (The dance, not the city or the candy bar. )
by Anonymous | reply 191 | April 25, 2021 7:56 PM |
I’m a turd floating in an Amsterdam canal.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | April 25, 2021 9:22 PM |
I'm the Dutch attempt to ban the Charleston. The dance is too bla--obscene.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | April 25, 2021 9:25 PM |
They may be tall and blond, but the are even cuntier than the French and certainly cheaper. Their country is a bore.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | April 25, 2021 10:43 PM |
I'm the cocaine in the public water supply.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | April 25, 2021 10:48 PM |
R71: Back in the day when Delta had a hub in Portland, it was back when their flight attendants would spend the whole flight in the back and never checked seat belts on descent. I rather doubt your story, although you're right that PDX isn't much of an airport.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | April 25, 2021 10:54 PM |
I am the house hooks in Amsterdam. Used when people move house, due to the staircases being too tight to bring furniture down or up them them.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | April 25, 2021 11:01 PM |
I’m the street barriers that have XXX on them and are shaped like impossibly-oversized dildos.
Every queen will sit on me and snap a pic for everyone back home in Indiana.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | April 25, 2021 11:33 PM |
Homomonument?
Is that a monument that only gets erected for other monuments?
by Anonymous | reply 200 | April 25, 2021 11:36 PM |
No, R200 - the Homomonument commemorates all gay people who have been persecuted because of their sexual orientation, including those exterminated by the Nazis in concentration camps in WW2.
It was unveiled in 1987, fully supported, including with funding, by the Dutch parliament.
But you make your funny little joke, comfortable in your American ignorance and parochialism.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | April 26, 2021 12:38 AM |
I'm speed skating, and I make the Dutch famous once every 4 years, between which they diappear.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | April 26, 2021 12:49 AM |
Thanks, R201, I will. Maybe one day you'll make a funny little joke! Of course, if you're Dutch, the likelihood of that is slightly less than that of the Dutch Art world coughing up an international-level talent ever again.
I'm not planning on holding my breath for either one.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | April 26, 2021 12:59 AM |
I’m not Dutch, you idiot R203, but of course you assume that I am.
Keep holding your breath, I’m not that fussed with how it ends up for you.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | April 26, 2021 1:02 AM |
I'm the homosexuality and bisexuality and the absence of heterosexuality among the thick cock men.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | April 26, 2021 1:26 AM |
I’m whatever pollen obliterates the sinuses of Americans who visit in April.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | April 26, 2021 1:28 AM |
I am the perennially absent sense of humor. I refuse to set foot in the Netherlands.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | April 26, 2021 1:30 AM |
I’m Princess Pig, aka Princess Catharina Amalia. I have a slow metabolism.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | April 26, 2021 1:37 AM |
OP, the Germans occupied the Netherlands from 1940-1945. There’s an obvious reason why there is always continuing, subtle tension between them, even now.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | April 26, 2021 1:51 AM |
And they took our bikes.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | April 26, 2021 1:58 AM |
I am the national colour. Orange.
Not the most flattering or the easiest of colours to pull off, but the Dutch love it.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | April 26, 2021 2:27 AM |
I'm the Zuiderzee and I no longer exist.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | April 26, 2021 5:54 AM |
R204, proud inhabitant of Cuntland.
No king or currency but the longest flagpole you will ever partially see.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | April 26, 2021 6:30 AM |
Well my pole is quite long, if I say so myself, R213.
And unlike you, I don’t see the word “cunt” as an insult. But misogyny was never my thing. YMMV.
Six hours and that’s the best response that you could produce?
Enjoy your evening, R213. Pour yourself another vat of shelf level vodka.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | April 26, 2021 6:37 AM |
Yeah, I actually had a life during those six hours. Not something you'd much know about, now would you.
Eurotrash.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | April 26, 2021 6:54 AM |
R192, I think those are called "British tourists".
by Anonymous | reply 216 | April 26, 2021 6:56 AM |
I'm Ad Schuring, the last gasp of beautiful 70s Dutch Liberation.
But now deeply offensive to buttoned-up, heterosexual-mimicking queens globally. Which of course, includes 3/4 of DL.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | April 26, 2021 7:13 AM |
I'm Dutch Expressionist architecture, a mish-mash of Romanticism and botched rip-offs of Frank Lloyd Wright. Imagine if H.R. Giger baked a gingerbread house - that's me.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | April 26, 2021 7:17 AM |
I'm "de Stijl"
by Anonymous | reply 219 | April 26, 2021 12:13 PM |
R218 I sat next to HR Giger in the Chalet de Gruyères restaurant in Switzerland a few years ago.
Not surprising, given his museum is right next door. Nice guy.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | April 26, 2021 4:19 PM |
I was on vacation in the Netherlands and on a sunny Sunday afternoon, my bf and I decided to get some ice cream. I noticed that Dutchman got a full scoop of ice cream, Germans (and tourists) only half a scoop. And they actually charged €1,60 for one scoop. I guess you can measure the hate in scoops of ice cream. No full scoop for Germans.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | April 26, 2021 7:40 PM |
Lol that's hilarious R222. Very dutch thing to do, to hate with cheapness
by Anonymous | reply 223 | April 26, 2021 8:17 PM |
I'm croquette potatoes.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | April 26, 2021 10:03 PM |
I'm the irritating Calvinism that even the Catholics project.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | April 26, 2021 10:09 PM |
I’m FEBO. I have caused many people to re-examine their life choices at 4 a.m.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | April 26, 2021 10:26 PM |
OEF, wat vreselijk
by Anonymous | reply 227 | April 26, 2021 10:40 PM |
I love the calf-liver krokette at FEBO!
by Anonymous | reply 229 | April 27, 2021 3:42 AM |
I am the abandoned ferries of the Westerschelde, replaced by sleek tunnels.
Happy memories of eating hot dogs in the cafe as oil tankers many times bigger passed by.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | April 27, 2021 6:55 AM |
I'm the suicidal tendencies
by Anonymous | reply 231 | April 27, 2021 12:31 PM |
I'm the Pyramid of Austerlitz, built in 1804 by Napoleon's soldiers to keep them from getting bored
by Anonymous | reply 232 | April 27, 2021 3:52 PM |
I'm the Spanish Netherlands (1556-1714). Have I left any influence at all?
by Anonymous | reply 233 | April 27, 2021 4:31 PM |
[QUOTE] Have I left any influence at all?
Si Senor!!!
by Anonymous | reply 234 | April 28, 2021 12:51 AM |
I have provided only one president of the EU Commission: his was the shortest presidency ever but one; 290 days.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | April 28, 2021 1:03 AM |
R233 Yes, you've left the world's oldest national anthem.
Het Wilhelmussy
by Anonymous | reply 237 | April 28, 2021 9:18 PM |
I’m GOODBYE, HOLLAND, the eye-opening documentary about how the Dutch, in contrast to their postwar reputation as protective of their Jewish population, actually were quite active in the roundup and extermination of them, but latched onto the legacy of Anne Frank’s diary to make themselves look good. They were second only to Poland and maybe Hungary in percentages of murdered Jews by country.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | April 29, 2021 6:09 PM |
I am the Groningen Protocol for the euthanasia of children.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | April 29, 2021 10:54 PM |
I’m Queen Wilhemina, counting my Royal Dutch Shell stocks, blissfully unaware of my people’s role in Deportations. Or at least that’s my official line.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | April 29, 2021 11:03 PM |
R239, "right to death" was a very big deal growing up
by Anonymous | reply 241 | April 30, 2021 1:46 AM |
I’m Queen Wilhelmina mints. I taste like a urinal cake.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | April 30, 2021 2:26 AM |
I'm the crazy border towns of Baarle-Nassau & Baarle Herzog.
Where your front room can be in one country and your bedroom can be in another.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | April 30, 2021 3:15 AM |
I'm the Benelux, even though the three neighbors hate each other
by Anonymous | reply 244 | April 30, 2021 12:22 PM |
Fuck R239. The Dutch don't mess around.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | April 30, 2021 5:25 PM |
nope, they don't
by Anonymous | reply 246 | May 1, 2021 1:37 AM |
I’m Cousin Wilhelmina, arriving at Liverpool St station in 1940, in my nightdress and not much else. I’m a full-figured lady and Cousin George at Buckingham Palace has some difficulty sourcing appropriate clothes for me.
George and I aren’t real cousins of course, and I have actually hated the British since they defeated the Boers, but now the Germans have stolen my crown, and Cousin George and I have a common enemy.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | May 1, 2021 1:58 AM |
I'm the Dutch Divas. They're a star in New York, they're a star in LA
by Anonymous | reply 248 | May 2, 2021 1:03 AM |
I asked a visitor from Deutschland whether she could understand Dutch and she said mostly, yes, "but the words were all mixed up".
by Anonymous | reply 249 | May 2, 2021 7:21 AM |
Word order is indeed a bit different, but grammatically they are closely related, reading dutch would be quite easy for many Germans, understanding it spoken on the street is a different matter
by Anonymous | reply 250 | May 2, 2021 1:25 PM |
I’m the Pathé Tuschinski cinema in Amsterdam. I’m a genuine art deco masterpiece. In the 1990s, I had incredibly cute ushers, but I dressed them up in the sort of outfits Goofy wears while working as a train conductor. Weirdly, this only made them more attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | May 2, 2021 9:30 PM |
I’m Jeroen Pauw (my last name is Dutch for “peacock”). I was the Peter Jennings of the Netherlands and I still appear on TV as a senior talking head. I’m 6’5”, reasonably good looking, and have always been very generous to the ladies with my cock. But I haven’t been averse to getting my ass rimmed by an enthusiastic, handsome homosexual from time to time after I’ve spent an evening getting stoned.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | May 2, 2021 9:32 PM |
I’m the letter N which for some reason is constantly not pronounced at the end of words like “bitterballen.”
by Anonymous | reply 254 | May 2, 2021 9:38 PM |
I’m the nightly soap Goude Tijden, Slechte Tijden (Good Times, Bad Times) which has been on since 1990 and has contaned wacky storylines like Laura running frantically around Meerdijk (the fictional Dutch town where GTST is set) to find her missing vibrator (given to her by a character played by special guest star Elizabeth Hubbard).
by Anonymous | reply 255 | May 2, 2021 9:43 PM |
Oops, sorry, I meant Goede Tijden, Slechte Tijden.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | May 2, 2021 10:02 PM |
I'm tall, have a giant head, big lips and hooded eyelids, blonde hair and people think I'm attractive.
For such a tiny country, I don't really fit it.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | May 2, 2021 10:51 PM |
I’m the people of the Netherlands. No-one can work out what my problem is.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | May 2, 2021 11:03 PM |
I am it's flag.
Always being confused with Luxembourg. Luxembourg of all places!
by Anonymous | reply 259 | May 3, 2021 7:54 AM |
I'm Eva Jinek. I'm the Katie Couric of the Netherlands. I normally let that fake posho Nazi Thierry Baudet say whatever the fuck he wants on my show without even pushing back. I was actually born in Oklahoma and my lower-class American accent with upspeak is offputting when I switch to English. I used to be Jeroen Pauw's co-anchor on NPO but since I sold out to RTL I work half the time for twice the money. Yes, he has a nice cock, but the one I hopped on with gusto was Freek Vonk massive snake (he's the Steve Irwin of the Netherlands). The most intelligent part of my show is the LuckyTV joke clip at the end.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | May 3, 2021 9:32 AM |
I’ll Freek your vonk
by Anonymous | reply 261 | May 3, 2021 12:12 PM |
I'm a bunch of dutch talking heads disagreeing about hierarchy
by Anonymous | reply 262 | May 3, 2021 12:54 PM |
R260 - Never heard of Thierry Baudet before, but thanks for introducing me to him. He can right-wing at me anytime!
by Anonymous | reply 263 | May 3, 2021 4:51 PM |
he's oily
by Anonymous | reply 264 | May 3, 2021 4:59 PM |
I’m the enigmatic apostrophe in city names such as ’s-Hertogenbosch and ’s-Gravenhage.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | May 3, 2021 5:50 PM |
you say 's-gravenshage I say Den Haag
by Anonymous | reply 266 | May 3, 2021 6:40 PM |
I’m the Stroopwaffel guy at Albert Cuyp Market. I’m married with kids but perfectly happy with you homos ogling me at my stall.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | May 3, 2021 6:55 PM |
I’m the NZ Sauna in Amsterdam. A lot of action happened inside me but since I’ve been closed since the autumn I fear I’ll be turned into a Pancake House.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | May 3, 2021 8:51 PM |
I am the Hook of Holland railway station. I used to be glamorous, with intercontinental train services to Geneva and Basel. They connected with my ferry to Harwich, England and the train on to Liverpool Street, London.
Now, I've been downgraded to a suburban metro station.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | May 3, 2021 9:13 PM |
^^^ I’m those same train tracks, rumbling back and forth to transit camps with humans in cattle cars, destination Poland.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | May 3, 2021 10:07 PM |
I'm also the same rails that saw the Kindertransport that got so many kids out of Europe before the second world war started.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | May 3, 2021 10:19 PM |
I’m Geertruida Wijsmuller-Meijer. Upon hearing that the Nazis are invading Holland, I rush back to Amsterdam from Paris, and chuck as many jewish kids as possible onto the last boat for England. Some of their parents are not thrilled about this, but somehow I seem to sense what is coming.
I spend the rest of the war in the resistance, being arrested by Dutch, French and German authorities, but I talk my way out of trouble. I smuggle jewish children into Spain, French soldiers out of The Netherlands, medicines into prisoner camps full of allied soldiers. In my spare time I send food parcels to the starving. God knows how, but on zero evidence, I persuade the Nazis that 50 jewish children aren’t jewish and should be spared. Everyone seems to have thought that I was a mental case and a total nightmare. But they give in.
If there’s any justice, I am in heaven, giving God a piece of my mind and taking over the running of the place.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | May 4, 2021 12:25 AM |
I’m the frikandel at Febo. Nobody seems to know what kind of meat I’m made from but if you put peanut sauce and chopped onions on me when you’re roaring drunk at 2 am you won’t give a shit if I was made from dead gerbils.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | May 4, 2021 1:39 AM |
I’m the Holland-America Line, once the epitome of cleanliness and fine living on transatlantic ocean liners, now a mere digit in the ham-fisted paw of Carnival Cruises Corporation, making bloated, boxy cruise ships that are about as Dutch as Las Vegas.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | May 4, 2021 4:02 PM |
Hotel New York in Rotterdam is situated in the former office building of the Holland-America Line
by Anonymous | reply 275 | May 4, 2021 4:16 PM |
I am the pulled pork sandwich with peanut sauce at Ten Katestraat Market. I am delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | May 4, 2021 8:36 PM |
I'm Denmark, because Danish, Dutch, whatever, who gives a fuck? Same diff!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 277 | May 4, 2021 8:40 PM |
I'm the tourist who decided it would be fun to rent a bike in Amsterdam Centrum and ended up back at the hotel hiding under my bed.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | May 4, 2021 9:24 PM |
I’m “klootzaak,” and I’m a useful all-purpose insult.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | May 4, 2021 9:44 PM |
I’m r279, and I can’t spell.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | May 4, 2021 9:44 PM |
I’m “lekker,” a word which basically means “yummy.”
by Anonymous | reply 281 | May 4, 2021 9:49 PM |
^^^ wrong thread - apologies
by Anonymous | reply 283 | May 4, 2021 10:17 PM |
I'm the Pakistanis helping the Dutch with their flooding problem in 1953!
by Anonymous | reply 284 | May 4, 2021 11:51 PM |
I’m Queen Maxima, peddling my bicycle with stiletto heels!
by Anonymous | reply 285 | May 5, 2021 1:05 AM |
Max is beyond fabulous.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | May 5, 2021 1:10 AM |
I am the full-figured Crown Princess, the latest in a long line of solidly built Dutch royal ladies (Wilhelmina, Juliana, Beatrix...).
I want a sandwich.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | May 5, 2021 1:18 AM |
I’m one of the first things you see when you exit Haarlem Centraal. I look like Jon Hamm.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | May 5, 2021 12:28 PM |
I am a mouse.
Where?
There on the stairs.
Where on the stairs?
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on....
by Anonymous | reply 291 | May 5, 2021 3:45 PM |
I'm Aretha's legendary 1968 Concertgebouw concert that is still remembered 53 years later by any surviving Dutch eldergays who were there.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | May 5, 2021 4:40 PM |
I'm the head lice found in the hair of all children, even the royals. We return several times a year and no one knows how to fix this problem.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | May 5, 2021 4:53 PM |
I'm Anita Meyer and Lee Towers, the Dutch Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers : )
by Anonymous | reply 294 | May 5, 2021 5:25 PM |
I am the dykes.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | May 5, 2021 10:39 PM |
I’m the Mannekin Pis pommes frites stand on Damrak in Amsterdam. I know British and US tourists giggle at the very mention of my name.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | May 5, 2021 11:21 PM |
I’m De Bijenkorf, the Macy’s of the Netherlands. Bijenkorf means “beehive.” Ain’t that cute?
by Anonymous | reply 297 | May 6, 2021 2:04 AM |
I am Drake's.
An upmarket boutique cum sex shop.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | May 6, 2021 2:42 AM |
I am The Cuckoos Nest and The Web - the perfect Sunday afternoon combo of beer and basement/attic sex
by Anonymous | reply 299 | May 6, 2021 2:48 AM |
I'm the Cockring, the now defunct better version of the above
by Anonymous | reply 300 | May 6, 2021 2:53 AM |
I’m King Willem Alexander’s index finger, stuffed in one of his nostrils.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | May 6, 2021 12:53 PM |
I am Dutch licorice.
A weird salty confection.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | May 6, 2021 2:16 PM |
The Cockring was the best disco/gay bar in the world in the 1990s. God I miss it - and Argos, the best and oldest leather/macho bar in the world across the street. Sigh...
by Anonymous | reply 303 | May 6, 2021 3:03 PM |
I’m public pissoirs on the corner
by Anonymous | reply 304 | May 6, 2021 3:42 PM |
I’m the married man I hooked up with in one of those pissoirs as a young man
by Anonymous | reply 305 | May 6, 2021 4:28 PM |
I’m “überhaupt”. Dutch people use me constantly, even though I’m a German word.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | May 6, 2021 4:34 PM |
I’m überhaupt sowieso - even more german, despite the dutch hating the language
by Anonymous | reply 307 | May 6, 2021 6:39 PM |
The Cockring was great.
Many a fun night there with helium balloons!
by Anonymous | reply 308 | May 6, 2021 9:39 PM |
I'll take all the Dutch foreskin, please
by Anonymous | reply 309 | May 6, 2021 9:53 PM |
[quote] I’m public pissoirs on the corner
can one watch
by Anonymous | reply 310 | May 6, 2021 9:53 PM |
[QUOTE] I'll take all the Dutch foreskin, please
Extra Dutch edam cheese please!!
by Anonymous | reply 311 | May 6, 2021 10:12 PM |
OP, after more than 300 posts I have to ask: You weren't actually saying that the "weird rivalry" was something understood by the Dutch and Germans only, were you?
by Anonymous | reply 312 | May 6, 2021 11:25 PM |
I'm a young Whitney Houston singing a duet with seasoned chansonnière Liesbeth List on Dutch television in 1985
by Anonymous | reply 313 | May 7, 2021 5:27 PM |
songs in the dutch keys
by Anonymous | reply 314 | May 7, 2021 7:15 PM |
I’m kersebollen, a round doughnut-type ball with powdered sugar on the outside and cherry filling inside. I’m only available around Christmastime. I’m fucking addictive.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | May 7, 2021 9:29 PM |