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Harry Styles to go nude for sex scenes in his new film, My Policeman

Is he tattooed down there too?

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by Anonymousreply 11005/07/2021

No tattoo "down there". Probably a very slender, very white penis with lots of overhanging foreskin.

by Anonymousreply 104/21/2021

We’ve already seen his peen. It’s not bad at all.

by Anonymousreply 204/21/2021

He will age like milk like most Brits

by Anonymousreply 304/21/2021

[quote]Is he tattooed down there too?

I wouldn’t know.

by Anonymousreply 404/21/2021

So tired of this moron. Reminds me of Sam Smith in that he's a totally empty vessel who takes on the worst trends in our culture and has no principles of his own to guide him.

by Anonymousreply 504/21/2021

Harry and suckable foreskin.

by Anonymousreply 604/21/2021

Harry's perfect prepuce is gonna be a movie star.

by Anonymousreply 704/21/2021

From the article:

“Harry Styles is set to strip off as he takes up his role as gay policeman Tim Burgess in new movie My Policeman.

The One Direction hit maker, 27, is reportedly set to shoot scenes in which he will be seen having sex with his co-star David Dawson.

An insider has told that Harry is going naked and not shying away from the scenes as he is “really excited about the challenge”.

“Harry will be having sex on screen and they want it to look as real as possible”, a source shared with The Sun.”

There will be two sex scenes and another where Harry will be, “naked on his own”

by Anonymousreply 804/21/2021

I’m his muse.

by Anonymousreply 904/21/2021

So says a rumor in the tabloid. I wouldn't hold my breath expecting to see full frontal.

by Anonymousreply 1004/21/2021

Did his cock pics leak?

by Anonymousreply 1104/21/2021

Harry, don't disappoint us. Show us that intact cock. And put makeup all over those hideous tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 1204/21/2021

He should be quick. He already looks like an action figure melting on a BBQ grill.

by Anonymousreply 1304/21/2021

Yeah I bet it's just his pasty white ass that gets shown. Yawn.

by Anonymousreply 1404/21/2021

Is he trying to be the modern day Joanne Worley?

by Anonymousreply 1504/21/2021

Hmm will the full frontal sex scene be with the wife character or his male lover?

by Anonymousreply 1604/21/2021

“Harry Styles to go nude for sex scenes”

WILL HARRY show the ONE ERECTION?

by Anonymousreply 1704/21/2021

I don't find him attractive. Am I alone?

by Anonymousreply 1804/21/2021

R18, yes, you are.

by Anonymousreply 1904/21/2021

He looks like he smells bad. He's not ugly, obviously, but I don't find him attractive either.

by Anonymousreply 2004/21/2021

R18. He's not attractive. He's plain to average at best. But the tattoos make the entire package shit.

by Anonymousreply 2104/21/2021

The picture of him with the purple boa cracks me up because people hype him up to be this great destroyer of gender norms and “toxic masculinity” but it’s like this is what he’s actually serving? This weak ass ugly shit? It’s all so basic.

by Anonymousreply 2204/21/2021

'Membah when yous was in Captian Phiwwips? Membah? You was in that boat and then you was in that smollah boat? Membah?

by Anonymousreply 2304/21/2021

Oh lord. Another singer trying to become an actor.

by Anonymousreply 2404/21/2021

That is the most unflattering photo I've seen of Harry. Even more so than those Met Gala photos. He's not a bad-looking guy but how good he looks really depends on the angle and lighting.

by Anonymousreply 2504/21/2021

Has anyone read the book the film is based on?

by Anonymousreply 2604/21/2021

naked from the back probably. no way it's from the front.

by Anonymousreply 2704/21/2021

Fuggo

by Anonymousreply 2804/21/2021

Harry is just another queer baiter.

by Anonymousreply 2904/21/2021

Re-membah when you wuz Forrest Gump?

‘Membah?

‘Membah?

You wuz always runnin’?

Runnin’ away.

Membah?

by Anonymousreply 3004/21/2021

That boa. Tragic.

by Anonymousreply 3104/21/2021

Not as tragic as those tattoos R31

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by Anonymousreply 3204/21/2021

Sebastian Stan has opened a door!

EVERYONE SHOW YOUR COCKS!!!!

by Anonymousreply 3304/21/2021

He was very cute in his One Direction days. Maybe it was the mop of curly hair that added to his attractiveness. The tattoos were a big mistake. He was very a beauty but his looks have hit a wall.

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by Anonymousreply 3404/21/2021

@r3 he already has. His face is gross. He’s always had a wonky disproportional face that was just masked by youthful charm to some when he was 15. He’s like a 5, I will never understand the adoration some afford him.

by Anonymousreply 3504/21/2021

He looks like an egg noodle/monkey hybrid.

by Anonymousreply 3604/21/2021

I mean to say:

He was never a beauty but his looks hit a wall

by Anonymousreply 3704/21/2021

Cocks away!

by Anonymousreply 3804/21/2021

He’s totally average, and the tattoos don’t help. I’m not part of the anti-tattoo cabal here @ the DL doing daily jihad against them. He is just plain, and the tattoos make him semi-ugly.

by Anonymousreply 3904/21/2021

We've seen his big fucking dick. It's thick and long.

It should be immortalized in cinema. Good for him for getting it out there. If I had a big one, I'd do the same.

He will no doubt be worked out, made up and the tattoos CGI'd to look perfect.

by Anonymousreply 4004/21/2021

I don't think he's attractive and i don't think he's ugly...he is just average. i barely ever see his tattoos, so doesn't factor in for me. Some of his music is good. I couldn't name one One Direction song. i would like to see his cock, so if anyone has a link, feel free to share it.

by Anonymousreply 4104/21/2021

R34 just made me realize that he's had work done. You can see it clearly in his eyes at OP, he's getting that lion/cat eye look from all the pulling and tugging. Plastic surgery makes young people look old, ironically.

by Anonymousreply 4204/21/2021

Yeah, he's gotten work already, including hair replacement. At 27.

by Anonymousreply 4304/21/2021

I don’t find him attractive. File his nude scenes next to Richard Simmons.

by Anonymousreply 4404/21/2021

R40 where? I wanna see! Hes quite cute

by Anonymousreply 4504/21/2021

Looks hot

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by Anonymousreply 4604/21/2021

"Naked" doesn't mean full frontal :(

That said, where are his cock pics?

by Anonymousreply 4704/21/2021

Honey, what’s this? What’s going on here?

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by Anonymousreply 4804/21/2021

R47 see R46

by Anonymousreply 4904/21/2021

Not a lot to see.

by Anonymousreply 5004/21/2021

the one photo that shows cock has the camera (with flash) in front of face, so it's not even clear it's him.

by Anonymousreply 5104/21/2021

Ed Sheeran confirmed it R51.

by Anonymousreply 5204/21/2021

Is he physically desirable? Do many gay men find him attractive?

by Anonymousreply 5304/21/2021

Well Ed Sheerhan is God now lol.

by Anonymousreply 5404/21/2021

Is Harry Styles respected as a musician/singer? I googled and he has a lot of songs but no idea how many were actual hits. Is he more famous for his music or for other activities?

by Anonymousreply 5504/21/2021

Harry's music career has been successful. He's a pop star who leans towards a rock sound. And I would say as far as the pop field goes, he's well-regarded for putting more effort in his albums than most. I hear "Adore You" and "Watermelon Sugar" in stores. I wouldn't put him on the same level of success as Justin Bieber, Bruno Mars, Ed Sheeran or The Weeknd though.

by Anonymousreply 5604/21/2021

LMFAO. All night

by Anonymousreply 5704/21/2021

Will barf bags be provided?

by Anonymousreply 5804/21/2021

The queer-baiting is very annoying. It was nice he was trying to be an ally to gay people and transgender people but I think it wore out as his naive fans are growing up. Plus tip-toeing around his sexuality made him seem hypocritical. If you claimed to support LGBT then why wouldn't you just come out? Lil Nas X, Troye Sivan and Frank Ocean are out and it didn't hurt their careers. And now, his latest attempts at crossdressing just look like pandering and it is becoming more and more obvious that he is straight and cisgender. I think the smartest move for his next album era is to dress down and try to do some Bruce Springsteen or Bob Dylan type of rock/folk music and address social issues.

by Anonymousreply 5904/21/2021

He's a dummy and he's aging like milk.

by Anonymousreply 6004/21/2021

R59 he's doesn't have the musical chops to be like Dylan or Springsteen. He also starting to look like Yungblud/ Tim Curry.

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by Anonymousreply 6104/21/2021

We really don't know if he can sing for real. everything now is auto tuned. even live performances.

by Anonymousreply 6204/21/2021

God, can they all stop with sticking their tongues out? it's fucking stupid, they're not Kiss. Stop this shit, it's unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 6304/21/2021

[quote] And now, his latest attempts at crossdressing just look like pandering and it is becoming more and more obvious that he is straight and cisgender

I don’t think there’s ever been any doubt that he’s cisgender.

by Anonymousreply 6404/21/2021

[quote] he's doesn't have the musical chops to be like Dylan or Springsteen.

Yeah, I don't disagree and that's the issue. He's getting older and aging like a banana. He will need to do something to maintain an audience. He isn't fit for dance music and he already set his image to be that of a rock star type. He better learn some instruments and improve his songwriting abilities because the young fangirls are growing up and the whole "Treat People With Kindness" cutesy aesthetic won't sell.

by Anonymousreply 6504/21/2021

He can sing, actually. There's a James Cordon episode with One Direction singing in a car and he hit all the notes.

by Anonymousreply 6604/21/2021

R63 how can you not appreciate the oral gesticulations of zoomer emo God Yungblud?

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by Anonymousreply 6704/21/2021

R62 he hits those high notes around 5:10

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by Anonymousreply 6804/21/2021

R67 I heard yungblud is gay gay gay

by Anonymousreply 6904/21/2021

R65 The most realistic route for his career is to follow in the path of Rod Stewart. Once Rod passes there will be an opening for a ridiculous, campy, marginally talented British man-child to sing the standards for white suburban women in Vegas.

by Anonymousreply 7004/21/2021

r67 EXACTLY. is that fucking mucous i see hanging down the back of his throat? disgusting as all hell.

by Anonymousreply 7104/21/2021

Harry and boys turned into a manufactured group by Simon Cowell.

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by Anonymousreply 7204/22/2021

Harry can sing and has obviously worked hard on his voice through the years, although he flexes his vocal chops more on his first album (or the covers of this era, e.g. Girl Crush) than his second one. But as many have stated, he does so much attention seeking with fashion and modelling and whatnot, that despite Fine Line being really successful and him winning a Grammy I'd say it's a mixed bag if he's more regarded as singer or more as celebrity. He obviously tries so hard to be an "icon", but it feels pretty empty and in turn uninteresting, at least to me. Even Yungblud seems more authentic and that's saying something.

R59 and R65 When I heard his first album I thought there's some true potential there. Personally I thought more of Neil Young, but I can see Bob Dylan or Bruce Springsteen too. But by now I doubt he has it in him tbh. If he were an artist of that caliber he would hardly need all the attention seeking, baiting (queer or not) and cutesy aesthetic with kindness slogans. It's still funny to me that his fans celebrate him being so "daring" and doing things "his way", when he's very much in line with current trends. Actually going against the grain would look very differently, but by now I also doubt he even has that in him.

by Anonymousreply 7304/22/2021

Harry left the other three on the side of the road and did this solo Carpool Karaoke

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by Anonymousreply 7404/22/2021

Harry Styles' "Watermelon Sugar" is the stupidest song to come along in a long time. It's bubble gum bullshit with hardly any lyrics.

by Anonymousreply 7504/22/2021

R34 I think he was also quite hot when he was a little older with his long hair and all. I think his sailor/prison aesthetic tattoos were fitting during that time - a typical millennial Brit with rock chic. But since he's pandering to his generation z audience now and turned into Mr. Camp, the tattoos feel somewhat out of place. No wonder he hardly ever shows them anymore.

I agree that the photo in OPs post isn't exactly flattering, but I don't think it's just due to aging poorly like many have said here. He really isn't at an age, where people start to look bad due to aging, is he? He's only 27 and he looked perfectly fine just a few years ago (already in his solo career). But I agree that there's a difference, he kind of lost his glow and the glint in his eye and it seems he often looks pale, slightly disheveled or somewhat dead eyed nowadays. Maybe he's drinking, who knows. Or maybe it's what losing your charm and personality looks like when you try to morph into Bowie without actually being Bowie.

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by Anonymousreply 7604/22/2021

He's so completely boring. A feather boa isn't an expression of personality, it just makes you look desperate for attention.

by Anonymousreply 7704/22/2021

He was a lot less boring when he didn't yet try so hard for attention.

by Anonymousreply 7804/22/2021

His looks remind me of Rex Harrison for some reason. Which is not appealing.

by Anonymousreply 7904/22/2021

He changed into the get-up in the photo at OP after he performed at the Grammy Awards, and this is the outfit he was in when accepting his award.

During his performance he wore leather and a greenish yellow boa.

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by Anonymousreply 8004/22/2021

r48 I've had sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 8104/22/2021

He’s just mocking gays, R80. It’s going to be a decade of shit.

by Anonymousreply 8204/22/2021

Oh look, it’s Harry pretending that a purse flew out of his mouth onto his arm.

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by Anonymousreply 8304/23/2021

He's one of the few celebrity guys who was aware of the gay rumors and used it to his marketing advantage. He probably read all the fanfiction and thought that it would a lucrative move to cater to fangirls who fantasized about him being gay and getting on with his bandmates.

by Anonymousreply 8404/23/2021

Three gays play " Guess that celebrity butt." You'll be very disappointed with Harry's.

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by Anonymousreply 8504/23/2021

R84 It's really clever from a business point of view, I'll give him that. But it also seems short sighted as artist, if you only pander to young fangirls. It's also pretty dishonest to the point of mockery, when you use this image so much to your advantage without ever coming out or maybe not even being LGBT.

by Anonymousreply 8604/23/2021

The penis-lengthening surgery and fat injections must have been a success.

by Anonymousreply 8704/23/2021

We know he's chosen to show dong off before...

by Anonymousreply 8804/23/2021

He's blandly cute but...meh.

And, yet another gay/bi performer being coy about their sexuality.

Tiresome.

by Anonymousreply 8904/23/2021

🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

How anyone could ever find this whiny-voiced, hermaphroditic tapeworm attractive, is beyond my understanding. He looks like he hasn't showered in 10 years, has the face of a particularly plain Polish novice nun, and a body that Mr Burns would find decrepit.

If this is what is considered beautiful and talented these days, we know that we've reached the end of civilization.

by Anonymousreply 9004/23/2021

Is he cut or uncut? the photo is too blurry.

by Anonymousreply 9104/23/2021

.....

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by Anonymousreply 9205/04/2021

He does not look 6 foot tall.

by Anonymousreply 9305/04/2021

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by Anonymousreply 9405/04/2021

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's not the case.

by Anonymousreply 9505/06/2021

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

by Anonymousreply 9605/06/2021

The feather boa and the women’s clothes are a desperate attempt to appear edgy, which tells me all I need to know.

by Anonymousreply 9705/06/2021

R97 he's trying to distract peoples' attention away from his receding hairline.

by Anonymousreply 9805/06/2021

His physical appeal must be a straight or gender fluid mastery that gay moi cannot see.

by Anonymousreply 9905/06/2021

No thank you. I don't like the parts I CAN see.

by Anonymousreply 10005/06/2021

He'll use a body double for the ass shot.

by Anonymousreply 10105/07/2021

Is he going to show cock and arse?

by Anonymousreply 10205/07/2021

Here is the man Harry has chosen to be his body double in the sex scenes. I think it's a great choice, as no one will know that it's not Harry.

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by Anonymousreply 10305/07/2021

Do we really need to see his puzzy?

by Anonymousreply 10405/07/2021

I actually think we might see (soft) dong. We know he's proud of it.

by Anonymousreply 10505/07/2021

Harry Styles and sex scenes are the antithesis of each other. He has the sexual charisma of a rutabaga.

by Anonymousreply 10605/07/2021

He looks oily. And probably smells bad too.

by Anonymousreply 10705/07/2021

Harry filming on the beach.

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by Anonymousreply 10805/07/2021

R[108]

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by Anonymousreply 10905/07/2021

Who is R103? That penis is perfect.

by Anonymousreply 11005/07/2021
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