Harry Styles to go nude for sex scenes in his new film, My Policeman

No tattoo "down there". Probably a very slender, very white penis with lots of overhanging foreskin.

We’ve already seen his peen. It’s not bad at all.

He will age like milk like most Brits

[quote]Is he tattooed down there too?

I wouldn’t know.

So tired of this moron. Reminds me of Sam Smith in that he's a totally empty vessel who takes on the worst trends in our culture and has no principles of his own to guide him.

Harry and suckable foreskin.

Harry's perfect prepuce is gonna be a movie star.

From the article:

“Harry Styles is set to strip off as he takes up his role as gay policeman Tim Burgess in new movie My Policeman.

The One Direction hit maker, 27, is reportedly set to shoot scenes in which he will be seen having sex with his co-star David Dawson.

An insider has told that Harry is going naked and not shying away from the scenes as he is “really excited about the challenge”.

“Harry will be having sex on screen and they want it to look as real as possible”, a source shared with The Sun.”

There will be two sex scenes and another where Harry will be, “naked on his own”

I’m his muse.

So says a rumor in the tabloid. I wouldn't hold my breath expecting to see full frontal.

Did his cock pics leak?

Harry, don't disappoint us. Show us that intact cock. And put makeup all over those hideous tattoos.

He should be quick. He already looks like an action figure melting on a BBQ grill.

Yeah I bet it's just his pasty white ass that gets shown. Yawn.

Is he trying to be the modern day Joanne Worley?

Hmm will the full frontal sex scene be with the wife character or his male lover?

“Harry Styles to go nude for sex scenes”

WILL HARRY show the ONE ERECTION?

I don't find him attractive. Am I alone?

R18, yes, you are.

He looks like he smells bad. He's not ugly, obviously, but I don't find him attractive either.

R18. He's not attractive. He's plain to average at best. But the tattoos make the entire package shit.

The picture of him with the purple boa cracks me up because people hype him up to be this great destroyer of gender norms and “toxic masculinity” but it’s like this is what he’s actually serving? This weak ass ugly shit? It’s all so basic.

'Membah when yous was in Captian Phiwwips? Membah? You was in that boat and then you was in that smollah boat? Membah?

Oh lord. Another singer trying to become an actor.

That is the most unflattering photo I've seen of Harry. Even more so than those Met Gala photos. He's not a bad-looking guy but how good he looks really depends on the angle and lighting.

Has anyone read the book the film is based on?

naked from the back probably. no way it's from the front.

Fuggo

Harry is just another queer baiter.

Re-membah when you wuz Forrest Gump?

‘Membah?

‘Membah?

You wuz always runnin’?

Runnin’ away.

Membah?

That boa. Tragic.

Not as tragic as those tattoos R31

Sebastian Stan has opened a door!

EVERYONE SHOW YOUR COCKS!!!!

He was very cute in his One Direction days. Maybe it was the mop of curly hair that added to his attractiveness. The tattoos were a big mistake. He was very a beauty but his looks have hit a wall.

@r3 he already has. His face is gross. He’s always had a wonky disproportional face that was just masked by youthful charm to some when he was 15. He’s like a 5, I will never understand the adoration some afford him.

He looks like an egg noodle/monkey hybrid.

I mean to say:

He was never a beauty but his looks hit a wall

Cocks away!

He’s totally average, and the tattoos don’t help. I’m not part of the anti-tattoo cabal here @ the DL doing daily jihad against them. He is just plain, and the tattoos make him semi-ugly.

We've seen his big fucking dick. It's thick and long.

It should be immortalized in cinema. Good for him for getting it out there. If I had a big one, I'd do the same.

He will no doubt be worked out, made up and the tattoos CGI'd to look perfect.

I don't think he's attractive and i don't think he's ugly...he is just average. i barely ever see his tattoos, so doesn't factor in for me. Some of his music is good. I couldn't name one One Direction song. i would like to see his cock, so if anyone has a link, feel free to share it.

R34 just made me realize that he's had work done. You can see it clearly in his eyes at OP, he's getting that lion/cat eye look from all the pulling and tugging. Plastic surgery makes young people look old, ironically.

Yeah, he's gotten work already, including hair replacement. At 27.

I don’t find him attractive. File his nude scenes next to Richard Simmons.

R40 where? I wanna see! Hes quite cute

Looks hot

"Naked" doesn't mean full frontal :(

That said, where are his cock pics?

Honey, what’s this? What’s going on here?

R47 see R46

Not a lot to see.

the one photo that shows cock has the camera (with flash) in front of face, so it's not even clear it's him.

Ed Sheeran confirmed it R51.

Is he physically desirable? Do many gay men find him attractive?

Well Ed Sheerhan is God now lol.

Is Harry Styles respected as a musician/singer? I googled and he has a lot of songs but no idea how many were actual hits. Is he more famous for his music or for other activities?

Harry's music career has been successful. He's a pop star who leans towards a rock sound. And I would say as far as the pop field goes, he's well-regarded for putting more effort in his albums than most. I hear "Adore You" and "Watermelon Sugar" in stores. I wouldn't put him on the same level of success as Justin Bieber, Bruno Mars, Ed Sheeran or The Weeknd though.

LMFAO. All night

Will barf bags be provided?

The queer-baiting is very annoying. It was nice he was trying to be an ally to gay people and transgender people but I think it wore out as his naive fans are growing up. Plus tip-toeing around his sexuality made him seem hypocritical. If you claimed to support LGBT then why wouldn't you just come out? Lil Nas X, Troye Sivan and Frank Ocean are out and it didn't hurt their careers. And now, his latest attempts at crossdressing just look like pandering and it is becoming more and more obvious that he is straight and cisgender. I think the smartest move for his next album era is to dress down and try to do some Bruce Springsteen or Bob Dylan type of rock/folk music and address social issues.

He's a dummy and he's aging like milk.

R59 he's doesn't have the musical chops to be like Dylan or Springsteen. He also starting to look like Yungblud/ Tim Curry.

We really don't know if he can sing for real. everything now is auto tuned. even live performances.

God, can they all stop with sticking their tongues out? it's fucking stupid, they're not Kiss. Stop this shit, it's unattractive.

[quote] And now, his latest attempts at crossdressing just look like pandering and it is becoming more and more obvious that he is straight and cisgender

I don’t think there’s ever been any doubt that he’s cisgender.

[quote] he's doesn't have the musical chops to be like Dylan or Springsteen.

Yeah, I don't disagree and that's the issue. He's getting older and aging like a banana. He will need to do something to maintain an audience. He isn't fit for dance music and he already set his image to be that of a rock star type. He better learn some instruments and improve his songwriting abilities because the young fangirls are growing up and the whole "Treat People With Kindness" cutesy aesthetic won't sell.

He can sing, actually. There's a James Cordon episode with One Direction singing in a car and he hit all the notes.

R63 how can you not appreciate the oral gesticulations of zoomer emo God Yungblud?

R62 he hits those high notes around 5:10

R67 I heard yungblud is gay gay gay

R65 The most realistic route for his career is to follow in the path of Rod Stewart. Once Rod passes there will be an opening for a ridiculous, campy, marginally talented British man-child to sing the standards for white suburban women in Vegas.

r67 EXACTLY. is that fucking mucous i see hanging down the back of his throat? disgusting as all hell.

Harry and boys turned into a manufactured group by Simon Cowell.

Harry can sing and has obviously worked hard on his voice through the years, although he flexes his vocal chops more on his first album (or the covers of this era, e.g. Girl Crush) than his second one. But as many have stated, he does so much attention seeking with fashion and modelling and whatnot, that despite Fine Line being really successful and him winning a Grammy I'd say it's a mixed bag if he's more regarded as singer or more as celebrity. He obviously tries so hard to be an "icon", but it feels pretty empty and in turn uninteresting, at least to me. Even Yungblud seems more authentic and that's saying something.

R59 and R65 When I heard his first album I thought there's some true potential there. Personally I thought more of Neil Young, but I can see Bob Dylan or Bruce Springsteen too. But by now I doubt he has it in him tbh. If he were an artist of that caliber he would hardly need all the attention seeking, baiting (queer or not) and cutesy aesthetic with kindness slogans. It's still funny to me that his fans celebrate him being so "daring" and doing things "his way", when he's very much in line with current trends. Actually going against the grain would look very differently, but by now I also doubt he even has that in him.

Harry left the other three on the side of the road and did this solo Carpool Karaoke

Harry Styles' "Watermelon Sugar" is the stupidest song to come along in a long time. It's bubble gum bullshit with hardly any lyrics.

R34 I think he was also quite hot when he was a little older with his long hair and all. I think his sailor/prison aesthetic tattoos were fitting during that time - a typical millennial Brit with rock chic. But since he's pandering to his generation z audience now and turned into Mr. Camp, the tattoos feel somewhat out of place. No wonder he hardly ever shows them anymore.

I agree that the photo in OPs post isn't exactly flattering, but I don't think it's just due to aging poorly like many have said here. He really isn't at an age, where people start to look bad due to aging, is he? He's only 27 and he looked perfectly fine just a few years ago (already in his solo career). But I agree that there's a difference, he kind of lost his glow and the glint in his eye and it seems he often looks pale, slightly disheveled or somewhat dead eyed nowadays. Maybe he's drinking, who knows. Or maybe it's what losing your charm and personality looks like when you try to morph into Bowie without actually being Bowie.

He's so completely boring. A feather boa isn't an expression of personality, it just makes you look desperate for attention.

He was a lot less boring when he didn't yet try so hard for attention.

His looks remind me of Rex Harrison for some reason. Which is not appealing.

He changed into the get-up in the photo at OP after he performed at the Grammy Awards, and this is the outfit he was in when accepting his award.

During his performance he wore leather and a greenish yellow boa.

r48 I've had sufficient.

He’s just mocking gays, R80. It’s going to be a decade of shit.

Oh look, it’s Harry pretending that a purse flew out of his mouth onto his arm.

He's one of the few celebrity guys who was aware of the gay rumors and used it to his marketing advantage. He probably read all the fanfiction and thought that it would a lucrative move to cater to fangirls who fantasized about him being gay and getting on with his bandmates.

Three gays play " Guess that celebrity butt." You'll be very disappointed with Harry's.

R84 It's really clever from a business point of view, I'll give him that. But it also seems short sighted as artist, if you only pander to young fangirls. It's also pretty dishonest to the point of mockery, when you use this image so much to your advantage without ever coming out or maybe not even being LGBT.

The penis-lengthening surgery and fat injections must have been a success.

We know he's chosen to show dong off before...

He's blandly cute but...meh.

And, yet another gay/bi performer being coy about their sexuality.

Tiresome.

🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

How anyone could ever find this whiny-voiced, hermaphroditic tapeworm attractive, is beyond my understanding. He looks like he hasn't showered in 10 years, has the face of a particularly plain Polish novice nun, and a body that Mr Burns would find decrepit.

If this is what is considered beautiful and talented these days, we know that we've reached the end of civilization.

Is he cut or uncut? the photo is too blurry.

.....

He does not look 6 foot tall.

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Yeah I'm pretty sure that's not the case.

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

The feather boa and the women’s clothes are a desperate attempt to appear edgy, which tells me all I need to know.

R97 he's trying to distract peoples' attention away from his receding hairline.

His physical appeal must be a straight or gender fluid mastery that gay moi cannot see.

No thank you. I don't like the parts I CAN see.

He'll use a body double for the ass shot.

Is he going to show cock and arse?

Here is the man Harry has chosen to be his body double in the sex scenes. I think it's a great choice, as no one will know that it's not Harry.

Do we really need to see his puzzy?

I actually think we might see (soft) dong. We know he's proud of it.

Harry Styles and sex scenes are the antithesis of each other. He has the sexual charisma of a rutabaga.

He looks oily. And probably smells bad too.

Harry filming on the beach.

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Who is R103? That penis is perfect.