Let's be jurors deliberating the Derek Chauvin trial

I’m the benzodiazepine addiction several of them have developed

I'm the gay member of the jury, convicting him for that outfit.

I’m the not guilty verdict, just to piss people off.

"The three scariest words in the English language : Trial by Jury" from the underrated movie 'Lets Go to Prison'

Gawd, he has that same petulant, angry baby-bird, spoiled frat brat look that that Supreme Court idiot had when he had his temper tantrum live on national television. May this guy rot in prison.

A face so-oooooooo ready to be punched hard. And repeatedly.

I’m Prosecutor Jerry Blackwell, causally dropping that Judy Garland reference.

I'm Justice Peter Cahill, doing my best to assist the defense in their strategy to overturn a guilty conviction on appeal. I'm a totally fair and impartial jurist.

I’m the hot paramedic, just doing my job. I understand I am responsible for a flutter of moist mussies on the DL.

I'm the Derek Chauvin nude Polaroids you all want to see.

"I honestly had no idea what 'hooping' was until they explained it to me"

I am the bespectacled woman who takes out notes a foot high and insists we all discuss them. "To make an informed decision."

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