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I was on a flight returning home this past weekend, and was asleep against the window.
The female flight attendant came by, woke me up, and said "Ma'am, you need to put your seat back in the upright position." Then she said, "Erm... sir."
ExCUSE me??? How do you confuse a sir with a ma'am??
I was half asleep, but when I realized what had happened, I was really pissed. I think the guy sitting next to me started giggling too!
They're all a bunch of fuckers. I look like a SIR.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 21, 2021 12:39 PM |
I was raped by a Co-pilote!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 20, 2021 1:16 PM |
Literal violence! You should sue and post it all over social media. The nerve of some people.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 20, 2021 1:17 PM |
I get misgendered all the time in the drive-thru. Who cares.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 20, 2021 1:18 PM |
[Quote]I was raped by a Co-pilote!
So this happened in France?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 20, 2021 1:20 PM |
Did she whisper to other flight attendants: "Look! It's Pat!"?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 20, 2021 1:20 PM |
OP-Female Flight Attendant- really?
Just say Stewardess
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 20, 2021 1:23 PM |
-100/10
OP has been on the no-fly list since 9/11.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 20, 2021 1:24 PM |
You should have done this, except yelled "It's SIR! Not Ma'am. It is SIR!!!"
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 20, 2021 1:30 PM |
R9- That's one of my favorite videos. She's 6ft 3in and has a voice that's deeper than most STRAIGHT men and he/she wants us to believe he/she's a MA'AM.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 20, 2021 1:32 PM |
Dude looks like a Brady
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 20, 2021 1:34 PM |
[quote]Just say Stewardess
Who says stewardess?
What are you, 80?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 20, 2021 1:42 PM |
No R12 I'm actually only 75.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 20, 2021 1:43 PM |
[quote]Co-pilote
Pronounced "coh pee LOH tay," of course.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 20, 2021 1:45 PM |
[quote] I was raped by a Co-pilote!
Are you sure it was not the hôtesse?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 20, 2021 1:54 PM |
He raped in french
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 20, 2021 1:58 PM |
Oh dear. You need free flights for life after that occurrence.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 20, 2021 2:01 PM |
That's not the worst mistake a flight attendant's made.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 20, 2021 2:11 PM |
Lol @ R9.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 21, 2021 12:01 PM |
Were you caused actual violence?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 21, 2021 12:03 PM |
This. Never. Happened.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 21, 2021 12:35 PM |
Demi Lovato has joined the DL... woke asshole.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 21, 2021 12:36 PM |
OP wears dresses for attention
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 21, 2021 12:39 PM |
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