Rafael Nadal wore pink booty shorts to a tennis match and instantly broke gay Twitter – thanks, Nike

Omg is he trans?

OMG fucking hysterical. Yeah we noticed them, too. He fucking WORE those shorts.

direct link to ass photo:

There have been gay rumours about him for years.

He looks terrific. I remember him looking great in that Shakira video "Did It Again".

Brave & Hot!

Fucking stupid booty on him. I’m gonna need a taste to fully evaluate 😩

Nike says the shorts were made with the “most innovative materials with insights from Nadal to create a piece that’s built to perform at the highest levels of play. The design places breathability and stretch exactly where they’re needed the most.”

R7 Sample that shit like you are at Costco!

MORE SHORT SHORTS PLEASE!

jesus h christ R8

that gave me wood

VPL pics!!!!!!!!!

Rafa's an Autumn not a Summer.

I love the whole get-up.

Someone linked to the shorts on Nike's website and if they're the same, it's funny how totally different they look on the model. Nadal must be super muscled up.

Hah. Murray could never. I don’t even think Djokovic could pull those off. Kudos for not giving one fuck about outdated norms of masculinity. He looks fantastic for his age, too.

Tennis is still such a fucking pointless sport, though. Sorry, it’s not important unless you’re grasping aspirant upper-middle class elitist Tory scum, and so I don’t care about it. Or any televised sport via which billionaires launder their stolen money.

it depends which size he wears

[quote] Omg is he trans?

Why do you ask?

[quote]Or any televised sport via which billionaires launder their stolen money.

Like football.

R16 - is there ANY major sport in which billionaires aren't laundering their money? I mean look at the ownership structure and influence when it comes to the owners of major league sports.

R20 yeah, that’s what I said; tennis is no exception, but people treat it like it’s different or exempt because of the class cachet.

Reading comprehension is fun...

While they enhance his booty, they are not booty shorts.

They are a huge improvement over the pedal pushers he used to wear when he first started out.

Does he still incessantly pick his ass afer every point?

It must be an American thing. I am European, French to be precise, and if a guy was training on the court next to mine in a short like the one Nadal has, I wouldn't even give it a second thought.

Yes. I'd pick it, too.

A man showing thigh is the new hysteria that a lady showing an ankle used to be. They’re just shorts. Outdated forms of modesty aside, DAMN THAT IS A SWEET ASS.

Rafa is everything!

Tennis guys commonly wore short shorts from the late 1970s through about 1990. Nobody would have batted an eye back then. They make have ogled though....

They look like the customary soccer short-shorts of the 60s and 70s.

To be fair his shorts are probably one size smaller than he should be wearing.

Still wearing those stupid briefs underneath. No jockstrap or sports thong. Time to man up, Rafa!

At least half my senior high school gym class wear gym shorts that short in the late seventies

I don't understand the dump truck comment

He loves to draw attention to his ass. Who can blame him?

R29, I don’t understand the problem.

I like the way he fills out those shorts with his massive thighs! Yum!!

If you got it, flaunt it.

He probably has to pick at his shorts because his gigantic ass keeps swallowing them up.

Rafa also looks like he has a totally smooth butt, so there's no hair friction to keep his shorts from sticking to his ass. When it gets sweaty, it probably just climbs up on in there.

My ass puts bums in seats.

[quote]I don't understand the dump truck comment

He got [bold]ASSSSS FOR DAYZZZZZ[/bold], Rose.

If you know anything about the men’s tour and their match clothes- you know they are all wearing pink, mauve, pale blue and violet this season- always all new every season and different: marketing. And Rafa is paid millions by Nike to do so-

I wish a male sportsman would actually embrace and be proud of having a nice ass. They love showing off their arms.

I think Rafa is there R41.

Rafa is a conundrum for me.

I have always found his body to be super hot and sexy, but his face was always a turn off for me.

Like if you cover his head in the photo on the left, he would be perfection.

And you take away his body on the photo on the right, and it's a total horror show!

Bulge noticeable?

R43 Sorry, I always found him good looking, if not conventionally so.

This is my ex in 1979. Everyone wore these shorts:

[quote] I have always found his body to be super hot and sexy, but his face was always a turn off for me.

Same for me.

[quote] I wish a male sportsman would actually embrace and be proud of having a nice ass

Two words: Anthony Recker.

He plays pro baseball. He knows he has a huge ass that men lust after, and he flaunts it.

Anthony Recker doesn't only have a big butt, but he's handsome too.

These are Nikes? I wonder how many Muslim slaves it took to sew them.

Canadian hockey player Sidney Crosby has a huge butt too!

Is there a peek-a-boo line of those shorts that makes public presentation of hole easy and fun for Rafa?

[quote] He knows he has a huge ass that men lust after, and he flaunts it.

How do you know he knows? How are you aware that he flaunts it?

The 2 colors are gorgeous together. Like 80s fashion.

Nadal’s ass is smaller than it used to be.

Age.

Really? It looks bigger to me as he's gotten older.

His upper body is like a normal guy’s, but his trunk is like a body builder’s. It’s almost surreal. What a wonder it would be to see him nude.

r16 it seems rather masculinist

Why does pink equate gay ?

Why not?

[quote] Really? It looks bigger to me as he's gotten older.

Compare the pic at OP to this pic when he was younger:

[quote] Bulge noticeable?

Yes, but it wasn't very impressive.

[quote] He knows he has a huge ass that men lust after, and he flaunts it.

How is this known?

I just know he takes massive dumps. Tightly packed LOGS.

He doesn't mind showing off his ASSets.

Can someone explain to me why tennis players make so much money from modeling/endorsing tennis clothes when not a lot of people play tennis? Or do people wear tennis clothes as casual wear?

[quote] Rafa's an Autumn not a Summer.

I don’t get this. Someone please explain.

Huh, R67? A LOT of people play tennis, and many of those people have significant disposable income, like golf.

Those are terrible Photoshops, R66.

I loved the way he would slide and the shorts would get caught high on his thighs. Just one side at a time.

I love a tan line peekaboo...

You dont need to be rich to play tennis. Sure. It's a country club sport but there are decent to great courts in most cities and towns.

I worship the legs he walks on...

Rafa has always been one of the more fashion forward tennis guys. He ushered in the sleeveless look. And who can forget his playing in capri pants??

Since Rafa is so fashionable, I wonder who dresses him?

I'd love Rafa with a full beard and shaved head. His intense eyes would come out.

For R68

Sorry, links are causing me grief.... once more:

[quote]depends which size he wears

He wears depends with those shorts?

I'd love to see Stan in that shorts

r43 I think he's cute and his sweet personality only enhances it

Tch. Peasant. Amateur. Slag.

You should all be more awed by *my* prowess.

Better ass: Nadal or Thiem?

They make more money as spokesmodels for luxury goods than for tennis togs.

R84 Thiem has a great ass as well, but nobody's better than Rafa.

Better ass: Nadal or Sidney Crosby?

Thank you Nike!

Rafa has a wonderful personality. He seems to care about his opponents.

Rafa knows that his ass is famous.

Justin Trudeau also has a booty-ful arse.

[quote] Justin Trudeau also has a booty-ful arse.

For a politician. It's not up to the level of that of an athlete like Rafa.

Johnny mac has seen nadal naked in the locker room @ us open.

He's from spain, so probably not cut. No thank you.

He's sweet but ocd as fuck. Gotta call his mama 3 times at night. He's afraid of a lot of things.

R93 most top-flight pro tennis players are sheltered neurotics. When you give up a normal life to eat, shit and breathe training/competition, that tends to happen. Same with figure skaters, gymnasts, any hugely famous or successful solo-sport Olympian...

Top-level team athletes don’t succumb so hard to this, as they have a group to balance them out and keep them grounded.

I go to be every night envying that bitch Xisca for getting to dump a load in that ass.

erm, go to BED

You don’t just accidentally end up with an ass like that.

Anyone know why Fabio was defaulted in Barcelona?

R98, from what I managed to piece together from different reports he was defaulted for swearing and denigrating a linesperson for calling a couple of foot faults on him. I think the words “de puta madre” were used for the linesperson (really smart to use Spanish when you’re playing in Barcelona) as well as cazzo this and cazzo that. He’d already been warned, but Christian Rask the chair ump wasn’t having any point penalty shit and went straight to default, apparently because of the very salty language and Fognini’s threatening demeanour.

Good for Johnny Mac, whomever the fuck is he. I would like to see. Pics.

And here he is showing the other asset. In shrinking water no less!

photoshop

butt!

Hot

He’s clearly wanting attention. Gays love straight guys that do this shit.

[quote]Rafael Nadal wore pink booty shorts to a tennis match and instantly broke gay Twitter

No he didn't.