"Straight men have no need for an absolute dump truck like this," said one severely dehydrated Twitter user.
Rafael Nadal wore pink booty shorts to a tennis match and instantly broke gay Twitter – thanks, Nike
|by Anonymous||reply 103||05/03/2021|
Omg is he trans?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/19/2021|
OMG fucking hysterical. Yeah we noticed them, too. He fucking WORE those shorts.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/19/2021|
direct link to ass photo:
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/19/2021|
There have been gay rumours about him for years.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/19/2021|
He looks terrific. I remember him looking great in that Shakira video "Did It Again".
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/19/2021|
Brave & Hot!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/19/2021|
Fucking stupid booty on him. I’m gonna need a taste to fully evaluate 😩
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/19/2021|
Nike says the shorts were made with the “most innovative materials with insights from Nadal to create a piece that’s built to perform at the highest levels of play. The design places breathability and stretch exactly where they’re needed the most.”
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/19/2021|
R7 Sample that shit like you are at Costco!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/19/2021|
MORE SHORT SHORTS PLEASE!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/19/2021|
jesus h christ R8
that gave me wood
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/19/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/19/2021|
Rafa's an Autumn not a Summer.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/19/2021|
I love the whole get-up.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/19/2021|
Someone linked to the shorts on Nike's website and if they're the same, it's funny how totally different they look on the model. Nadal must be super muscled up.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/19/2021|
Hah. Murray could never. I don’t even think Djokovic could pull those off. Kudos for not giving one fuck about outdated norms of masculinity. He looks fantastic for his age, too.
Tennis is still such a fucking pointless sport, though. Sorry, it’s not important unless you’re grasping aspirant upper-middle class elitist Tory scum, and so I don’t care about it. Or any televised sport via which billionaires launder their stolen money.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/19/2021|
it depends which size he wears
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/19/2021|
[quote] Omg is he trans?
Why do you ask?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/19/2021|
[quote]Or any televised sport via which billionaires launder their stolen money.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/19/2021|
R16 - is there ANY major sport in which billionaires aren't laundering their money? I mean look at the ownership structure and influence when it comes to the owners of major league sports.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/19/2021|
R20 yeah, that’s what I said; tennis is no exception, but people treat it like it’s different or exempt because of the class cachet.
Reading comprehension is fun...
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/19/2021|
While they enhance his booty, they are not booty shorts.
They are a huge improvement over the pedal pushers he used to wear when he first started out.
Does he still incessantly pick his ass afer every point?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/19/2021|
It must be an American thing. I am European, French to be precise, and if a guy was training on the court next to mine in a short like the one Nadal has, I wouldn't even give it a second thought.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/19/2021|
Yes. I'd pick it, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/19/2021|
A man showing thigh is the new hysteria that a lady showing an ankle used to be. They’re just shorts. Outdated forms of modesty aside, DAMN THAT IS A SWEET ASS.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/19/2021|
Rafa is everything!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/19/2021|
Tennis guys commonly wore short shorts from the late 1970s through about 1990. Nobody would have batted an eye back then. They make have ogled though....
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/19/2021|
They look like the customary soccer short-shorts of the 60s and 70s.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/19/2021|
To be fair his shorts are probably one size smaller than he should be wearing.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/19/2021|
Still wearing those stupid briefs underneath. No jockstrap or sports thong. Time to man up, Rafa!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/19/2021|
At least half my senior high school gym class wear gym shorts that short in the late seventies
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/19/2021|
I don't understand the dump truck comment
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/19/2021|
He loves to draw attention to his ass. Who can blame him?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/19/2021|
R29, I don’t understand the problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/19/2021|
I like the way he fills out those shorts with his massive thighs! Yum!!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/19/2021|
If you got it, flaunt it.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/19/2021|
He probably has to pick at his shorts because his gigantic ass keeps swallowing them up.
Rafa also looks like he has a totally smooth butt, so there's no hair friction to keep his shorts from sticking to his ass. When it gets sweaty, it probably just climbs up on in there.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/19/2021|
My ass puts bums in seats.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/19/2021|
[quote]I don't understand the dump truck comment
He got [bold]ASSSSS FOR DAYZZZZZ[/bold], Rose.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/19/2021|
If you know anything about the men’s tour and their match clothes- you know they are all wearing pink, mauve, pale blue and violet this season- always all new every season and different: marketing. And Rafa is paid millions by Nike to do so-
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/19/2021|
I wish a male sportsman would actually embrace and be proud of having a nice ass. They love showing off their arms.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/19/2021|
I think Rafa is there R41.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/19/2021|
Rafa is a conundrum for me.
I have always found his body to be super hot and sexy, but his face was always a turn off for me.
Like if you cover his head in the photo on the left, he would be perfection.
And you take away his body on the photo on the right, and it's a total horror show!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/19/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/19/2021|
R43 Sorry, I always found him good looking, if not conventionally so.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/19/2021|
This is my ex in 1979. Everyone wore these shorts:
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/19/2021|
[quote] I have always found his body to be super hot and sexy, but his face was always a turn off for me.
Same for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/19/2021|
[quote] I wish a male sportsman would actually embrace and be proud of having a nice ass
Two words: Anthony Recker.
He plays pro baseball. He knows he has a huge ass that men lust after, and he flaunts it.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/19/2021|
Anthony Recker doesn't only have a big butt, but he's handsome too.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/19/2021|
These are Nikes? I wonder how many Muslim slaves it took to sew them.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/19/2021|
Canadian hockey player Sidney Crosby has a huge butt too!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/19/2021|
Is there a peek-a-boo line of those shorts that makes public presentation of hole easy and fun for Rafa?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/19/2021|
[quote] He knows he has a huge ass that men lust after, and he flaunts it.
How do you know he knows? How are you aware that he flaunts it?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||04/19/2021|
The 2 colors are gorgeous together. Like 80s fashion.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/19/2021|
Nadal’s ass is smaller than it used to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/19/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/19/2021|
Really? It looks bigger to me as he's gotten older.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||04/19/2021|
His upper body is like a normal guy’s, but his trunk is like a body builder’s. It’s almost surreal. What a wonder it would be to see him nude.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/19/2021|
r16 it seems rather masculinist
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/19/2021|
Why does pink equate gay ?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/19/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/19/2021|
[quote] Really? It looks bigger to me as he's gotten older.
Compare the pic at OP to this pic when he was younger:
|by Anonymous||reply 62||04/19/2021|
[quote] Bulge noticeable?
Yes, but it wasn't very impressive.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||04/19/2021|
[quote] He knows he has a huge ass that men lust after, and he flaunts it.
How is this known?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||04/19/2021|
I just know he takes massive dumps. Tightly packed LOGS.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/19/2021|
He doesn't mind showing off his ASSets.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/20/2021|
Can someone explain to me why tennis players make so much money from modeling/endorsing tennis clothes when not a lot of people play tennis? Or do people wear tennis clothes as casual wear?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/20/2021|
[quote] Rafa's an Autumn not a Summer.
I don’t get this. Someone please explain.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/20/2021|
Huh, R67? A LOT of people play tennis, and many of those people have significant disposable income, like golf.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/20/2021|
Those are terrible Photoshops, R66.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/20/2021|
I loved the way he would slide and the shorts would get caught high on his thighs. Just one side at a time.
I love a tan line peekaboo...
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/20/2021|
You dont need to be rich to play tennis. Sure. It's a country club sport but there are decent to great courts in most cities and towns.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/20/2021|
I worship the legs he walks on...
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/20/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/20/2021|
Rafa has always been one of the more fashion forward tennis guys. He ushered in the sleeveless look. And who can forget his playing in capri pants??
|by Anonymous||reply 75||04/20/2021|
Since Rafa is so fashionable, I wonder who dresses him?
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/20/2021|
I'd love Rafa with a full beard and shaved head. His intense eyes would come out.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||04/20/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/20/2021|
Sorry, links are causing me grief.... once more:
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/20/2021|
[quote]depends which size he wears
He wears depends with those shorts?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/20/2021|
I'd love to see Stan in that shorts
|by Anonymous||reply 81||04/20/2021|
r43 I think he's cute and his sweet personality only enhances it
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/20/2021|
Tch. Peasant. Amateur. Slag.
You should all be more awed by *my* prowess.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||04/20/2021|
Better ass: Nadal or Thiem?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/20/2021|
They make more money as spokesmodels for luxury goods than for tennis togs.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/20/2021|
R84 Thiem has a great ass as well, but nobody's better than Rafa.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||04/20/2021|
Better ass: Nadal or Sidney Crosby?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||04/20/2021|
Thank you Nike!
|by Anonymous||reply 88||04/20/2021|
Rafa has a wonderful personality. He seems to care about his opponents.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||04/20/2021|
Rafa knows that his ass is famous.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||04/20/2021|
Justin Trudeau also has a booty-ful arse.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||04/20/2021|
[quote] Justin Trudeau also has a booty-ful arse.
For a politician. It's not up to the level of that of an athlete like Rafa.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||04/20/2021|
Johnny mac has seen nadal naked in the locker room @ us open.
He's from spain, so probably not cut. No thank you.
He's sweet but ocd as fuck. Gotta call his mama 3 times at night. He's afraid of a lot of things.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||04/20/2021|
R93 most top-flight pro tennis players are sheltered neurotics. When you give up a normal life to eat, shit and breathe training/competition, that tends to happen. Same with figure skaters, gymnasts, any hugely famous or successful solo-sport Olympian...
Top-level team athletes don’t succumb so hard to this, as they have a group to balance them out and keep them grounded.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||04/21/2021|
I go to be every night envying that bitch Xisca for getting to dump a load in that ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||04/21/2021|
erm, go to BED
|by Anonymous||reply 96||04/21/2021|
You don’t just accidentally end up with an ass like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||04/21/2021|
Anyone know why Fabio was defaulted in Barcelona?
|by Anonymous||reply 98||04/21/2021|
R98, from what I managed to piece together from different reports he was defaulted for swearing and denigrating a linesperson for calling a couple of foot faults on him. I think the words “de puta madre” were used for the linesperson (really smart to use Spanish when you’re playing in Barcelona) as well as cazzo this and cazzo that. He’d already been warned, but Christian Rask the chair ump wasn’t having any point penalty shit and went straight to default, apparently because of the very salty language and Fognini’s threatening demeanour.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||04/21/2021|
Good for Johnny Mac, whomever the fuck is he. I would like to see. Pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||04/21/2021|
And here he is showing the other asset. In shrinking water no less!
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|by Anonymous||reply 103||05/03/2021|