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Rafael Nadal wore pink booty shorts to a tennis match and instantly broke gay Twitter – thanks, Nike

"Straight men have no need for an absolute dump truck like this," said one severely dehydrated Twitter user.

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by Anonymousreply 10305/03/2021

Omg is he trans?

by Anonymousreply 104/19/2021

OMG fucking hysterical. Yeah we noticed them, too. He fucking WORE those shorts.

by Anonymousreply 204/19/2021

direct link to ass photo:

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by Anonymousreply 304/19/2021

There have been gay rumours about him for years.

by Anonymousreply 404/19/2021

He looks terrific. I remember him looking great in that Shakira video "Did It Again".

by Anonymousreply 504/19/2021

Brave & Hot!

by Anonymousreply 604/19/2021

Fucking stupid booty on him. I’m gonna need a taste to fully evaluate 😩

by Anonymousreply 704/19/2021

Nike says the shorts were made with the “most innovative materials with insights from Nadal to create a piece that’s built to perform at the highest levels of play. The design places breathability and stretch exactly where they’re needed the most.”

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by Anonymousreply 804/19/2021

R7 Sample that shit like you are at Costco!

by Anonymousreply 904/19/2021

MORE SHORT SHORTS PLEASE!

by Anonymousreply 1004/19/2021

jesus h christ R8

that gave me wood

by Anonymousreply 1104/19/2021

VPL pics!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1204/19/2021

Rafa's an Autumn not a Summer.

by Anonymousreply 1304/19/2021

I love the whole get-up.

by Anonymousreply 1404/19/2021

Someone linked to the shorts on Nike's website and if they're the same, it's funny how totally different they look on the model. Nadal must be super muscled up.

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by Anonymousreply 1504/19/2021

Hah. Murray could never. I don’t even think Djokovic could pull those off. Kudos for not giving one fuck about outdated norms of masculinity. He looks fantastic for his age, too.

Tennis is still such a fucking pointless sport, though. Sorry, it’s not important unless you’re grasping aspirant upper-middle class elitist Tory scum, and so I don’t care about it. Or any televised sport via which billionaires launder their stolen money.

by Anonymousreply 1604/19/2021

it depends which size he wears

by Anonymousreply 1704/19/2021

[quote] Omg is he trans?

Why do you ask?

by Anonymousreply 1804/19/2021

[quote]Or any televised sport via which billionaires launder their stolen money.

Like football.

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by Anonymousreply 1904/19/2021

R16 - is there ANY major sport in which billionaires aren't laundering their money? I mean look at the ownership structure and influence when it comes to the owners of major league sports.

by Anonymousreply 2004/19/2021

R20 yeah, that’s what I said; tennis is no exception, but people treat it like it’s different or exempt because of the class cachet.

Reading comprehension is fun...

by Anonymousreply 2104/19/2021

While they enhance his booty, they are not booty shorts.

They are a huge improvement over the pedal pushers he used to wear when he first started out.

Does he still incessantly pick his ass afer every point?

by Anonymousreply 2204/19/2021

It must be an American thing. I am European, French to be precise, and if a guy was training on the court next to mine in a short like the one Nadal has, I wouldn't even give it a second thought.

by Anonymousreply 2304/19/2021

Yes. I'd pick it, too.

by Anonymousreply 2404/19/2021

A man showing thigh is the new hysteria that a lady showing an ankle used to be. They’re just shorts. Outdated forms of modesty aside, DAMN THAT IS A SWEET ASS.

by Anonymousreply 2504/19/2021

Rafa is everything!

by Anonymousreply 2604/19/2021

Tennis guys commonly wore short shorts from the late 1970s through about 1990. Nobody would have batted an eye back then. They make have ogled though....

by Anonymousreply 2704/19/2021

They look like the customary soccer short-shorts of the 60s and 70s.

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by Anonymousreply 2804/19/2021

To be fair his shorts are probably one size smaller than he should be wearing.

by Anonymousreply 2904/19/2021

Still wearing those stupid briefs underneath. No jockstrap or sports thong. Time to man up, Rafa!

by Anonymousreply 3004/19/2021

At least half my senior high school gym class wear gym shorts that short in the late seventies

by Anonymousreply 3104/19/2021

I don't understand the dump truck comment

by Anonymousreply 3204/19/2021

He loves to draw attention to his ass. Who can blame him?

by Anonymousreply 3304/19/2021

R29, I don’t understand the problem.

by Anonymousreply 3404/19/2021

I like the way he fills out those shorts with his massive thighs! Yum!!

by Anonymousreply 3504/19/2021

If you got it, flaunt it.

by Anonymousreply 3604/19/2021

He probably has to pick at his shorts because his gigantic ass keeps swallowing them up.

Rafa also looks like he has a totally smooth butt, so there's no hair friction to keep his shorts from sticking to his ass. When it gets sweaty, it probably just climbs up on in there.

by Anonymousreply 3704/19/2021

My ass puts bums in seats.

by Anonymousreply 3804/19/2021

[quote]I don't understand the dump truck comment

He got [bold]ASSSSS FOR DAYZZZZZ[/bold], Rose.

by Anonymousreply 3904/19/2021

If you know anything about the men’s tour and their match clothes- you know they are all wearing pink, mauve, pale blue and violet this season- always all new every season and different: marketing. And Rafa is paid millions by Nike to do so-

by Anonymousreply 4004/19/2021

I wish a male sportsman would actually embrace and be proud of having a nice ass. They love showing off their arms.

by Anonymousreply 4104/19/2021

I think Rafa is there R41.

by Anonymousreply 4204/19/2021

Rafa is a conundrum for me.

I have always found his body to be super hot and sexy, but his face was always a turn off for me.

Like if you cover his head in the photo on the left, he would be perfection.

And you take away his body on the photo on the right, and it's a total horror show!

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by Anonymousreply 4304/19/2021

Bulge noticeable?

by Anonymousreply 4404/19/2021

R43 Sorry, I always found him good looking, if not conventionally so.

by Anonymousreply 4504/19/2021

This is my ex in 1979. Everyone wore these shorts:

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by Anonymousreply 4604/19/2021

[quote] I have always found his body to be super hot and sexy, but his face was always a turn off for me.

Same for me.

by Anonymousreply 4704/19/2021

[quote] I wish a male sportsman would actually embrace and be proud of having a nice ass

Two words: Anthony Recker.

He plays pro baseball. He knows he has a huge ass that men lust after, and he flaunts it.

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by Anonymousreply 4804/19/2021

Anthony Recker doesn't only have a big butt, but he's handsome too.

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by Anonymousreply 4904/19/2021

These are Nikes? I wonder how many Muslim slaves it took to sew them.

by Anonymousreply 5004/19/2021

Canadian hockey player Sidney Crosby has a huge butt too!

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by Anonymousreply 5104/19/2021

Is there a peek-a-boo line of those shorts that makes public presentation of hole easy and fun for Rafa?

by Anonymousreply 5204/19/2021

[quote] He knows he has a huge ass that men lust after, and he flaunts it.

How do you know he knows? How are you aware that he flaunts it?

by Anonymousreply 5304/19/2021

The 2 colors are gorgeous together. Like 80s fashion.

by Anonymousreply 5404/19/2021

Nadal’s ass is smaller than it used to be.

by Anonymousreply 5504/19/2021

Age.

by Anonymousreply 5604/19/2021

Really? It looks bigger to me as he's gotten older.

by Anonymousreply 5704/19/2021

His upper body is like a normal guy’s, but his trunk is like a body builder’s. It’s almost surreal. What a wonder it would be to see him nude.

by Anonymousreply 5804/19/2021

r16 it seems rather masculinist

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by Anonymousreply 5904/19/2021

Why does pink equate gay ?

by Anonymousreply 6004/19/2021

Why not?

by Anonymousreply 6104/19/2021

[quote] Really? It looks bigger to me as he's gotten older.

Compare the pic at OP to this pic when he was younger:

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by Anonymousreply 6204/19/2021

[quote] Bulge noticeable?

Yes, but it wasn't very impressive.

by Anonymousreply 6304/19/2021

[quote] He knows he has a huge ass that men lust after, and he flaunts it.

How is this known?

by Anonymousreply 6404/19/2021

I just know he takes massive dumps. Tightly packed LOGS.

by Anonymousreply 6504/19/2021

He doesn't mind showing off his ASSets.

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by Anonymousreply 6604/20/2021

Can someone explain to me why tennis players make so much money from modeling/endorsing tennis clothes when not a lot of people play tennis? Or do people wear tennis clothes as casual wear?

by Anonymousreply 6704/20/2021

[quote] Rafa's an Autumn not a Summer.

I don’t get this. Someone please explain.

by Anonymousreply 6804/20/2021

Huh, R67? A LOT of people play tennis, and many of those people have significant disposable income, like golf.

by Anonymousreply 6904/20/2021

Those are terrible Photoshops, R66.

by Anonymousreply 7004/20/2021

I loved the way he would slide and the shorts would get caught high on his thighs. Just one side at a time.

I love a tan line peekaboo...

by Anonymousreply 7104/20/2021

You dont need to be rich to play tennis. Sure. It's a country club sport but there are decent to great courts in most cities and towns.

by Anonymousreply 7204/20/2021

I worship the legs he walks on...

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by Anonymousreply 7404/20/2021

Rafa has always been one of the more fashion forward tennis guys. He ushered in the sleeveless look. And who can forget his playing in capri pants??

by Anonymousreply 7504/20/2021

Since Rafa is so fashionable, I wonder who dresses him?

by Anonymousreply 7604/20/2021

I'd love Rafa with a full beard and shaved head. His intense eyes would come out.

by Anonymousreply 7704/20/2021

For R68

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by Anonymousreply 7804/20/2021

Sorry, links are causing me grief.... once more:

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by Anonymousreply 7904/20/2021

[quote]depends which size he wears

He wears depends with those shorts?

by Anonymousreply 8004/20/2021

I'd love to see Stan in that shorts

by Anonymousreply 8104/20/2021

r43 I think he's cute and his sweet personality only enhances it

by Anonymousreply 8204/20/2021

Tch. Peasant. Amateur. Slag.

You should all be more awed by *my* prowess.

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by Anonymousreply 8304/20/2021

Better ass: Nadal or Thiem?

by Anonymousreply 8404/20/2021

They make more money as spokesmodels for luxury goods than for tennis togs.

by Anonymousreply 8504/20/2021

R84 Thiem has a great ass as well, but nobody's better than Rafa.

by Anonymousreply 8604/20/2021

Better ass: Nadal or Sidney Crosby?

by Anonymousreply 8704/20/2021

Thank you Nike!

by Anonymousreply 8804/20/2021

Rafa has a wonderful personality. He seems to care about his opponents.

by Anonymousreply 8904/20/2021

Rafa knows that his ass is famous.

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by Anonymousreply 9004/20/2021

Justin Trudeau also has a booty-ful arse.

by Anonymousreply 9104/20/2021

[quote] Justin Trudeau also has a booty-ful arse.

For a politician. It's not up to the level of that of an athlete like Rafa.

by Anonymousreply 9204/20/2021

Johnny mac has seen nadal naked in the locker room @ us open.

He's from spain, so probably not cut. No thank you.

He's sweet but ocd as fuck. Gotta call his mama 3 times at night. He's afraid of a lot of things.

by Anonymousreply 9304/20/2021

R93 most top-flight pro tennis players are sheltered neurotics. When you give up a normal life to eat, shit and breathe training/competition, that tends to happen. Same with figure skaters, gymnasts, any hugely famous or successful solo-sport Olympian...

Top-level team athletes don’t succumb so hard to this, as they have a group to balance them out and keep them grounded.

by Anonymousreply 9404/21/2021

I go to be every night envying that bitch Xisca for getting to dump a load in that ass.

by Anonymousreply 9504/21/2021

erm, go to BED

by Anonymousreply 9604/21/2021

You don’t just accidentally end up with an ass like that.

by Anonymousreply 9704/21/2021

Anyone know why Fabio was defaulted in Barcelona?

by Anonymousreply 9804/21/2021

R98, from what I managed to piece together from different reports he was defaulted for swearing and denigrating a linesperson for calling a couple of foot faults on him. I think the words “de puta madre” were used for the linesperson (really smart to use Spanish when you’re playing in Barcelona) as well as cazzo this and cazzo that. He’d already been warned, but Christian Rask the chair ump wasn’t having any point penalty shit and went straight to default, apparently because of the very salty language and Fognini’s threatening demeanour.

by Anonymousreply 9904/21/2021

Good for Johnny Mac, whomever the fuck is he. I would like to see. Pics.

by Anonymousreply 10004/21/2021

And here he is showing the other asset. In shrinking water no less!

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by Anonymousreply 10104/21/2021

photoshop

by Anonymousreply 10204/21/2021

butt!

by Anonymousreply 10305/03/2021
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