The nicest guy in Hollywood! Matt Damon, 50, showcases his muscular physique in a tight top

Is he actually nice?

Great knockers!

[quote] Great knockers!

Does Matt have feminine tits?

He’s such a little pink pig. Oink oink!

I’ve detested this entitled ass napkin for years. Even when DL used to collectively cum itself over any photo of him I knew he was a douche. And he’s such a patronizing, self-loathing male, going on and on about how he thinks ALL men are inherently sexist and potential racists and how he’s a feminist and is sorry for men etc etc etc...

Now he’s finally got the titties he wishes he had all among. Hope the waitress beats him with a broom handle each night before jack hammering his enlarged prostate with it.

[quote] Even when DL used to collectively cum itself over any photo of him

DL did?

[quote] Now he’s finally got the titties he wishes he had all among.

He does? Are they better than Baffleck's titties?

The Daily Mail employs the Julie of headline writers.

He should just give up and let him body go even more. He's too old to play the heartthrob or action hero anymore. Let him be the fat character actor he's dying to be.

[quote] let him body go

“Loose-fitting tight jeans”? Even for the Daily Mail, this is outstanding.

Just a pity that he wasn’t flaunting them, showcasing them or teasing them, showing them what they’re missing, in a TINY T shirt, while shirtless at the beach, revealing his peachy posterior and ample assets.

I want a job at the Fail! I could do it in my sleep. Just like the Fail’s sub-editors.

[quote] Just a pity that he wasn’t flaunting them, showcasing them or teasing them

What's "them"?

She’s fat.

I don’t think he’s that nice. Did you see him chew out Adrian Grenier while directing him in a PSA? Total asshole.

r12 that was one epic freakout by "Hollywood's Nicest Guy"

He’s a homophobe. Fuck him.

Mattsplaining.

Better tits: Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?

[quote] R12 that was one epic freakout by "Hollywood's Nicest Guy"

That was not real you realize.

[quote] The nicest guy in Hollywood! Matt Damon, 50, showcases his muscular physique in a tight top.

I had him when he was a tight top.

Those look like teats....

The Grenier thing was not real, it was a bit.

Patricia Neal.

Very sexy forearms and hands. He needs to ditch the scraggly beard though.

[quote] "Matt Damon, 50, showcases his muscular physique in a tight top."

I love having nice tits. I like having them in a nice dress, or a tight top.

He certainly has the longest tits in the business

Big ol’titties on that one

[quote] Better tits: Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?

Right now Ben's are better. Ben's in the best shape in years right now.

"Matt was selected People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” in 2007. He is thus far the only man of Finnish heritage to have been given this title by the magazine, and also the man with the most Scandinavian ancestry, at roughly one quarter."

So ... suck on those Scandi udders and like 'em, bitches.

Matt Damon is often mistaken for being Irish, but he has no Irish heritage.

His butt looks very nice, what you could see of it.

[quote] His butt looks very nice, what you could see of it.

In what ways? Describe please.

Matt Damon has Scandinavian background if I’m not mistaken.

I did not see R27. Sorry.

Damon's wife Lucy got her DNA test results back. She's part Argentinian rabbit.

Tell that to Minnie Driver. Didn't he break up with her via TV while he was on the Oprah show? I do respect his efforts to draw attention to the earth's water shortage problem though.

[quote] Didn't he break up with her via TV while he was on the Oprah show?

I think that's what Minnie said.