I just watched a marathon of Riverdale

The writing is awful.

Did you masturbate to it at any point?

The cast is good though.

I really like Molly Ringwald and Skeet Ulrich.

Consuelos over scts.

Only Cole Sprouse is worth watching.

[quote] Did you masturbate to it at any point?

No.

I'm saving my load for that Persian Princess with the moustache.

Cole Sprouse is so fucking overrated. He acts like he’s above it all, and is a pretentious blowhard. He’s also soft and doughy.

I tapped out after the 1st Bear fight (apparently there were 2). But I saw a summary of the last season and not even a writers room on Coke would explain their description.

>Archie framed for war crimes.

>Veronica blackmailed into marriage to avoid the IRS.

>Jughead eating 'shroom burgers to overcome writer's block only to be abducted by aliens.

>Betty riles her psycho gay brothers up against her boss, then acts positively shocked when they try to force their sociopathic nephews to kill him.

>Betty later goes undercover as a trucker in order to track down a serial killer of truck stop hookers such as her sister.

>Reggie fucks a nonagenarian to gain control of maple trees, then sets them on fire when it turns out she's legally senile and can't sign over the property.

>Cheryl uses her supernatural powers to summon a freak storm to stop a fire.

>Hiram stages a riot in his own prison so the inmates can trash the school as part of an elaborate plan to illegally mine Palladium.

[quote] Did you masturbate to it at any point?

Only the scenes with Big Ethel.

KJ Apa is over rated.

Cole is beautiful.

KJ looks like a caveman.

What are the ratings like?

Of course it's terrible. Teen Wolf was terrible. People don't watch for the writing or the plot.

The genius of binge watching from the perspective of networks and show creators is that once you start, you keep going until the bitter end.

There are several shows that I binge watched through 6-8 hours. However, after going to bed and in the cold light of a new day, I don't finish watching, even if I ended mid-season. In the moment, I keep watching. But, once that moment has passed, the mania to finish watching is gone.

I'm surprised at the Gen X'ers who are acting on this show.

Molly Ringwald, Skeet Ulrich, and Mark Consuelos.

I can understand Consuelos being on Riverdale, because he's more a stripper than an actor.

But Molly and Skeet can do so much better.

What has Ringwald done in years? And I never even heard of Ulrich.

r14 He's Hollywood's next big thing!

It’s a terrible show but there have been a few guilty pleasure moments, like Betty stripping onstage and then singing Mad World.

[quote] And I never even heard of Ulrich

He's probably best known for being the hot boyfriend in the original "Scream" movie with Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, etc.

I think that younger Skeet looks amazingly similar to Cole Sprouse.

Here's a photo of him in his younger days. What say you?

And here's Cole Sprouse.

I think that he and Skeet could be twins!

Well, even though Cole already has a twin.

I’ve never seen it. I just watch Forensic Files and old movies.

I remember Skeet being described as a poor man’s Johnny Depp, years ago.

I thought Richard Grieco was the poor man’s Johnny Depp?

I stopped watching in the second season after Jughead gave the “I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in” speech. Has it really dipped into the supernatural now? I loved the stupid comics growing up

OP, you need to see a doctor about your self-harming

OP did you skip over the scenes that showed Archie shirtless? It's worth watching for that alone.

KJ looks like a Kave Man.

He fucks like one too.

[quote] Has it really dipped into the supernatural now?

Fuck off, you hateful BEAST!

You're just jealous of Supernatural. It's the best show on the CW and if you don't like it, then you're just a stupid hater.

Go fuck yourself. Supernatural was robbed of an Emmy for YEARS because of those stupid shit Hollywood cunts.

Supernatural was the best thing ever on television.

0/10, r28.

Dear R29...