Shirtless Justin Theroux

He looks awkwardly confused.

aw, that doggie is so pretty

Why has he never made it?

R3 Because his reputation precedes him.

R3, he jjust missed the boat too many times.

I had a 60 yo gay friend who lived on.park avenue who had the same face work and grooming. I was 30. He looked ridiculous but all his friends flattered him and he was deluded. Is Justin deluded? Does he think he is forever the hot ageless hipster dude. He and Jared Leto look have entered Norma Desmond land.

50 yo guys who want to look ageless and end up looking like 60 yo gays trying to look 35.

He looks fabulous, baby.

R7, Justin looks more frightened than botoxed. Still not looking great though.

“A king of New York”?

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I've been insanely jealous of his physique ever since he walked across the lawn naked on Six Feet Under.

His arms are amazing - that's a lot of muscle for a guy who's so lean. How do you eat to get and keep that?

Who is he?

R9 I lived in NY 1988-2006 When was he king?

King of NY! I beg to differ

King of that old dude at the 20 something party creeping on some gender fluid youngling.

Who does his pr? They must be working overtime

Male Norma Desmond is a good way to put it

I always really liked him. And until he married Jennifer Aniston.

Dont you remember the little slip that they never filed filed for divorce because in fact where never legally married?

Article includes obligatory mention of his giant penis.

How offensive!

What a try hard. Does anyone know him? He exudes unlikability.

Has he come out of the closet yet? And does anyone else think he looks like he’d be a bit musty?

Still a sexy man . I would crawl over 20 miles of salted razor blades to eat the peanuts out of his shit.

I find it a bit sad that he would want to be on the cover with no shirt and flexing his biceps at his age. It feels desperate and thirsty.

He’s a great actor. I feel like he’s gay or bi.

Like everyone else, he just wants a friend. I guess they don't last or not there when you'd like them to be there.

Haunted, dead behind the eyes. Oh, the things that casting couch has seen!

I prefer his geekier brother

I’m confused by this posting, isn’t the question usually “Does Justin Theroux even OWN a shirt?”

I feel sorry for the dog.

He was amazing on The Leftovers. I doubt he’ll ever have a better role.

He was great in his David Lynch movies. That's all I have to say.

he looks entirely different

Size verificata?

R28, if you mean Louis Theroux, they’re cousins. Though he does have a brother so maybe he floats your boat. How many times have the people calling Justin a loser been on magazine covers? Though I could do without the pit bull.

Verificata-ish

I love how they trash him on The Other Two when the mother and brother move into his rent share apartment.

r35, oh, yeah, cousin, it's a big family. the dad was hot too at one time

[quote]he jjust missed the boat too many times.

He's one of those people that Hollywood kept giving chances even though he never quite clicked.

He just never quite had that one star-making role. He's also always struck me as a nozzle-lite.

he needs to go full-frontal

R23 Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

10 years ago at 39 he was hot but nobody wants full frontal of a 50 year old. We would fuck him gladly, but we don't need a glamor photographer's (vulgar) sexy pictures of this grizzled old posing hipster.

Louis Theroux deserves his own thread. Had no idea they were cousins.

Also had no idea Louis was in a gay porn!

louis is HAWT

Louis is definitely an interesting interviewer.

I remember one from a year or so ago with Boy George and he was respectful but pushed George a bit. A good chat.

If it weren't for his past with Jennifer Aniston, I wouldn't be able to pick him out of a line-up.

Hot. I surely would spend time with him in bed.

I want his big cock. I want it inside me, in my hands, in my mouth, slapping me on the face in a room full of men, and.....

I need Louis inside me deeply

I wondered what Justin looked like shirtless.

He used to be doughy

What up with his NOSE!? Also, he looks plasticized. Ugh, Hard pass.

Mamas mussy is moisT!

Nice pic. I see he’s back with Jen.

He would look better if he allowed himself to go grey.....he was great in Mullholland Drive and his Sex and the City episode with Valerie Harper as his mother is one of my favorite’s in the series.

R49 I'd like Louis and Justin at the same time!

[quote] one of my favorite’s

Oh, dear.

Justin has an amazing body. And while he definitely puts on more muscle right before a project, he's ripped basically all the time. That man is sex on legs

Only 50? Hmmm.

Everything from the pit bull to the fucking gold NY subway token around his neck is the epitome of douche.

I wanna get pounded by daddy! 😫

Saw him in Mulholland Drive well-cast but he has no screen presence and he's miscast and horrible in The Girl on the Train a dreadful, pointless, sexist film.

I would make him wear gray sweats all day every day.

I would sniff his armpits and his sweaty ass after a run.

I'd buy him his favorite beer and then drink his beer piss

R63, are you also R4 of the below-linked thread?

R64 I am not. I just found this thread.

I wanna drink his beer piss too!!

R66 I'm sure it will be a thick, heavy stream like a garden hose, we can both sip from it!

MARY!

Justin's piss will tinged with drug molecules I'm sure. It won't be 20 year old German guys' Oktoberfest beer piss.

He's very hot but he should stop being so orange and using so much hair dye & botox.

I want to know what he's been doing re: his hair. Toupee? Plugs?

Several years back, his hairline was quite different, and he appeared to have a lot less hair.

He has done admirably keeping that tight little body together, anyway. (I believe he's fairly short.)

[quote] He's one of those people that Hollywood kept giving chances even though he never quite clicked.

R39, I think he did "click"--at least he did in Mulholland Drive and Six Feet under--but it just never went anywhere. Don't know why that is. Maybe if he started dating Jennifer Aniston 10 years earlier, he would have been a bigger star.

Most actors don't click and become huge.

Hard to believe, but MULHOLLAND DRIVE was 20 years ago.

R74, I know. It doesn't feel like THAT much has changed since then. I first saw the movie when I was a freshman in college in 2005. It was a movie that changed my life and changed the kinds of movies I watched. I don't really care for the movie anymore and I've moved on but still, I can't deny it's a classic.

Justin.

Huge.

Merciful heavens, R76!

You almost put my eye out with that... thing!

[quote] Most actors don't click and become huge.

Some of us don’t have to click to become huge.

Justin is freeballing in the infamous gif and looks normal not HUGE.

I agree, r79. I’ve never understood the fuss about this. He looks like any average guy running without support.

he looks like a tool

Free balling? Is he free basing as well?

he is truly the ace of base

He was in one of the best movies of all time. American Psycho.🪓🪓🪓

I'd let him put the whole thing in

I just realized he must be tiny. Only about an inch taller than Jenn and shorter than Paul Rudd in Wanderlust.

Louis Theroux's documentaries with Max Clifford and Jimmy Saville were great. The Max Clifford documentary convinced me that Simon Cowell is gay. I was disappointed by his later work in the US.

He has a amazing body. And I love that he has pit bulls. They get such a bad rap. My dog Max is a sweetheart and protects me.

I bet he's got huge balls.

[quote]That man is sex on legs

Disproportionately stumpy legs.

He has attractive features undermined by his tryhard hipster aesthetic. Worst of all, he's good friends with photographer/predator Terry Richardson. Birds of a feather?

She's quite short in person.

He has a big dick, he dyes his hair, and he's kind of ridiculous...also been in some very good movies. I do not understand all the hate for him on DL. (And yes, he's short. So what?)

I don't care. I would jump on that dick all day and all night. There is something about him I just like. He does more for me than Brad Pitt ever has.

I think People Magazine just lurks here to come up with ideas for pointless articles.

YAWN

He doesn’t even turn 50 until August - so why is VF slobbering over him now?

He's such a try hard. I put him with Johnny Depp, Marilyn Manson and Trent Reznor. Dorks who somehow got fuckable and botched their whole reaction to it

I follow him on Instagram. He is very good at Instagram stories. Smart (smarter and more clever than most DLers), best friends with Amy Sedaris, and his life revolves around his dog.

He’s way too into athleticism and too well groomed to ever be extremely hot to me, but the negative reaction in this thread just reeks of envy.

But not penis envy?

The man is sex.

Reminds me of Stanley Tucci.

I get a kick out of Amy Sedaris. An uneven talent, but a completely original and inspired one.

I don't believe for a moment that Justin is completely straight. No heterosexual man is best friends with Amy Sedaris.

R102 Or brother to her.

I have nothing against him, but the idiotic caption made me not want to read the article. I think they call that style of writing "talking out of your ass." Horrible.