Colton Underwood Poll

I can totally see him with a hot Latino. It would be a nice contrast to his boring white guy persona.

He'll start with a twink or pretty boy, then transition to jock bro, ending with a rich older guy once his 10 minutes is over.

Of course since we're talking gay years, this will all occur over the next two years.

Yes I know it's hard to come out but fuck this guy for going on a dating show and denying it and for the girls like Aly Raisman he led on.

Being a thoroughly self-important narcissist, Colton will gravitate toward boring white cis jock bros who generally resemble himself.

He and his yet-to-be-found +1 will follow the Kartrashian method, plastering their relationship all over InstaTok as a means of establishing themselves as influencers and locking down additional endorsement and media deals.

Wait for it.

He says he wants someone to challenge him but I don't think he means mentally. So I guess gay nerds would probably be out. He'll probably look for someone like a jock bro or his "gay mentor" Gus Kenworthy might try to steer Colton towards himself.

I'm more interested in what type of guy will have first access to Colton's pole.

Ahem r6

Will Andy Cohen try to make a play for Colton?

He’ll be on a gay version of The Bachelor and the guy he pics will be the “first”.

R9 There was an article alleging that a number of the lower ranking people associated with The Bachelor were so moved by Colton's decision to come out. That they think there should now be an lgbtq+ season of the show.

Dude Bro Jock type.

Nikita Dragun or James Charles

Truthfully, I would love it if it was a mincing, over the top Queen like Bobby Trendy.

He has such a slappable face

I saw a picture of Colton from high school and he was fat and dumpy. No wonder he is such an attention ho now.

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I read his name as Cotton Underwear.

Colton Underwood, Gregg Sulkin and Make Miller.