Gus Kenworthy will be Colton Underwood’s “gay guide” in new reality series

he needs a gay guide so the guy can get gayed!

So he’s starting at the bottom?

This. Will. End. In. Tears.

Don’t worry guys, I will teach him EVERYTHING I know about gay culture!

Don’t worry guys, I will teach him EVERYTHING I know about gay culture!

“I want you to push out, and when you do I’ll put the toy in...”

Gus will make a fine Pro Ho.

Not fair! When I was a kid, all we had were Indian Guides.

Why couldn't I get a gay guide?

Let the PnP games begin!

Who on earth watches this type of show? It sounds utterly cringeworthy!

So true lol

More like let me guide the cock in...

You all know he’s a Republican, right?

Lmaooooo

Queering with Colton------>>>>Coming soon to Netflix....This clown pretended to be straight and now he is going to pretend to NEVER have been gay before.....This is going to get very old very fast...

My official statement on this: 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️.

I cannot wait for Coltons "first" GAY PARK CRUISING on his Netflix show....He should go to the one down the street from Petes old house in South Bend.....

This show sounds like a trainwreck. Is Colton really going with the 26 year old"gay virgin" nonsense? Give me a fucking break...

Isn't this about being stereotypically gay? Colton may not be into the same gay shit as Gus?

Colton needs no introduction, methinks.

To put it another way: He has the prolapsed asshole of a 50-year-old bathhouse addict. Closet cases are the biggest whores. They get into the nastiest shit because they believe their sexuality is dirty and they deserve to be degraded.

He monetized being on a dating show. Now he's monetized coming out. He's smarter than he looks.

When is Bachelor Matt James going to have a "revelation"?.....

On the first episode Gus guides Colton through installing Grindr, only to find that somehow all the settings are already personalised.

I stand ready to guide dear newbie Colton on how to act gay.

"Welcome to the Twilight World"

It seems that some on Twitter are mad that Netflix gave Colton "an attractive white cis gay man" a show instead of a Queer or Trans POC.

Bruce Vilanch should be his gay guide and end every episode by giving him the best blowjob of his life!!!

fuck coltons ugly closet case MAGA ass and kentworthless is the thirstiest whore ever.

"Queer Eye For The Straight-Acting Guy"

Coming with Colton and Kenworthy......This fall on Netflix...

There better be an entire episode exclusively dedicated to FOLLIES.

There better be an entire episode exclusively dedicated to the folly that is DL.

This sounds like an SNL skit waiting to happen.

"So you see this really darling antique vase in your date's house. What do you say?"

"I don't know... I don't think I'd really notice it."

"Okay... [EYE ROLL]... just pretend that you do notice it. Now what would you say?"

"I dunno. 'Cool vase, dude."

"Maybe try something a little more gay. Like 'FABULOUS!!!'"

"Okay.. 'Fabulous vase, dude."

I just want to know who had the biggest dicks in the locker room and were there other gays on the team.

Sorry.....I have been out my whole life....Colton, Mayor Pete, Tyler Posey, Anderson, etc etc----none of them get points for "coming out"...It's 2021---YOUR denials are not parade worthy...

Parade? Yes, he’ll be on the cover of Parade Magazine within a month announcing how brave he is!

[bold]Episode 1: A View to a Rim[/bold]

Gus, eager to introduce Colton to the joys of eating ass, first has to educate him about proper anal hygiene.

is this like when Kathryn took Cecile under her wing in Cruel Intentions?

I’m sure Gus will make an admirable pimp.

It’s unfortunate that infamous fame whore Kenworthy has found another way to get in front of the camera for a few more minutes.

From tearful morning comfession to Robin Roberts on GMA to announcing a Netflix series by mid-afternoon .... 🙄

when Gus is done with Colton, he'll be the premier slut of Denver

Gus Kenworthy showing Colton the ropes?

Sure, Jan.

The guy follows Candace Owens and Dan Crenshaw on Twitter. Let’s not start jerking it to him just yet.

COLTON is a MAGA GAY.......

“I’ll stand by you... I’LL STAND BY YOU... I won’t let nobody hurt you...” 🎶 🔥 😩

First, Colton, here's a complimentary copy of my book "The ABCs of STDs".

I hate this. Let a guy like Gus Kenworthy, who has been out for all of 15 minutes, be someone’s gay “guide”.

It should be John Waters, like it was for the rest of us!!

I hope someone teaches the boy how to prelube before Gus splits him for the first time. Seeing as he's a big ol' virgin and all. Uh huh.

When I saw the announcement for the interview with Robin Robert’s I knew it was “I’m gay announcement.” What’s sad is that Robin lowered her self to actually talking like this was on the level. If he’s got a reality show already that boy is not only not a burgeon but a real operator. The best thing to do is not watch and let the thing fail.

We called this one right. There’s no way that Colton was straight. It was obvious from Uranus

"Coltons Closet" is an interesting title.....

R52 is it anything like the ill-fated 90s sitcom “Veronicas Closetl?

by this time next year, Colton will be a big queen

Wait is it a reality show or realty show, there’s so much gay overlap these days?

Gus Kenworthy?....Is the show about UGLY tattoos?

Gus is gonna take him under his wing.

I'm confused. Is this like one of Oprah’s master classes? He will teach Colton how to suck cock and what to eat before rough anal?

Gus and him have similar stories. That’s why they chose Gus.

'Queer Eye for the Closeted Gay Guy"..........yawn...

Weren't Gus and Colton on a podcast together around the time Gus came out? I remember Gus giving Colton his number in a flirty/joking manner on the episode. I can't remember the name of the podcast/interview but I'm pretty sure Colton was on it.

Every agent is now pushing their talent to monetize life events. It's become the norm.

Yes, because being a hot white guy in the gay scene is hellish! All that attention is so horrible.

Colton is so fucking cute and charming. I don’t know what it is about him.

r61 Found it, so I guess Gus and Colton were fucking for 4 years

The idea that an attractive, muscular white guy needs help navigating the gay scene is absurd. You are automatically playing on godmode.

At least a bachelor style show would be more entertaining compared to this premise.

Gus is the wrong winter Olympian to have a show. That honor should go to hunk Chris Mazdzer.

[quote]Gus is the wrong winter Olympian to have a show. That honor should go to hunk Chris Mazdzer.

Except that Chris Mazdzer is straight, R67. Apparently Colton is no longer in the market for a straight guide.

R68, I know that. I said Chris should have his own show, not necessarily be the host for this lame show. Chris has more sex appeal, across the board appeal, and personality than Gus has (the same Gus who failed miserably in the 2018 Olympics because he was more interested in being an Instagram star).

Colton came out in just the right time to be grand marshall for every major gay pride......So brave of him

.....

Even Will Ganss---the girly gay guy on ABC Overnight---didn't seem to know what a "gay guide" is....He called Kenworthy "some kind" of gay guide....LoL

Everything is a journey. Everyone's on a journey.

I don't know, when I came out it wasn't a journey. Then again, I wasn't on three television shows parading around as straight.

Oh yeah, and everyone's brave.

When will he be going on to discuss this with Drew Barrymore?

I didn’t get a journey when I came out, I did have a contingency plan in case my parents disowned me and threw me out of the house.

Gus will tutor Colton on foreskin technique.

Not opportunistic at all. Some people lose their families when coming out, Colton gets a netflix series, with gay bff Gus. SMH

Gus will teach Colton the ins and outs of double penetration. No pun intended.

R78 Who’s the third?

Coming out = attention. Which is why we have LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ. It’s no longer about living authentically and going on with my life. It’s about how much attention can I gain from it; how much money can I make from it.

Colton and Gus are already filming in NYC.

Idk why they are filming in NYC when neither lives here.

They were spotted filming in NYC

Is he polyamorous?

Chalk this up as a very stupid idea.

I wouldn't be mad at having someone like Gus Kenworthy train me to be gay.

NYC because I’m sure Gus us starting with the Stonewall lesson.

It’s so funny how Stonewall is spoken of as the first gay uprising when many happened before that.

When Gus was dating Matthew Wilkas (who lives in NY), he spent a lot of time there. But I am surprised the show is set there.

I do hope Gus fairly portrays the role of transwomen of color in the liberation of the LGBTQAIINMFGJBF+ community.

R88 yes they both went back and forth a lot. But Gus owns a house in LA and that’s his main residence.

Neither of these two live here now.

I’m sure all the Weho “A gays” - you know, the ones Aaron Schock hangs out with - have exploded Colton’s social media with DMs. Aaron’s probably on a plane as I type. Get ready for Colton’s shirtless gay club/beach/white party/pool party/gym-with-the-queens pics in 3, 2, 1...

And all of them will be white. R91

Also, I am shocked people didn’t know he was a Republican and Trumper.

It will shock you ever further then R92 to know many of us had never even heard of him until yesterday.

A gorgeous gay white man, freshly out the closet. All past sins forgotten and forgiven. Welcomed with open arms by one and all. He'll never have to worry about a thing until his looks begin to fade.

I watched his season. I hate when gays assume someone is closeted for ANY reason, but I could tell he was gay. I called this.

hope colton gets AIDS gay republicans don't deserve rights

Yep r93, like anyone sane I've never watched the Bachelor (other than the gay Finding Prunce Charming fiasco) so my only familiarity with this person is what was posted here.

I'd prefer watching Aaron Rodgers guide Colton through the hour long episode on rimming.

I guess Netflix hasn't yet hit its yearly quota for shows featuring whores who are desperate to be relevant.

Will all those who watched his Bachelor seasons receive compensation for time wasted and false advertising?

R100 - it’s a fake show, with fake people who want Hollywood careers. If anyone got duped by Colto 2.0, it’s on them.

Episode 1: Gus answers Colton's question: "Is that where the man goes up in the man?"

[quote]Robin Robert’s

[quote]"Coltons Closet"

Please get together and use the one apostrophe correctly between you.

[quote]Gus Kenworthy will be Colton Underwood’s “gay guide” in new reality series

This won’t be a hit

Colton and Gus! You both qualify to be my client AND to be included in group selfies with the WeHo squad! Tell Aaron we miss him!

My parents kicked me out when I was a teenager and came out as gay....Excuse me when I don't have sympathy for Colton for pretending to be straight---until he came out for a NETFLIX PAYCHECK. By the way--it's 2o21...

Will the “curated moment” be part of Colton’s gay education?

There will only be one episode where Gus shows Colton how to only see/socialize with guys that look just like him. And scene.

Well, at least it won’t be those outrageous and flamboyant stereotypes from Queer Eye.

Gus: Ok Colton, what do you do if a person who isn’t attractive says hello?

Colton: Take a long drink using the straw in my foofoo drink, look them up and down haughtily, and state, “I don’t know you!” and quickly walk away.

Gus: My work is done here.

Will there be q “very special episode” dedicated to trans awareness?

* a.

Seriously r111. The reality is all guys like this are going go learn how to do is ignore guys who aren't attractive enough to be worth hanging out with.

I’m looking forward to the orgy etiquette episode.

Will the show be called Pretty Privilege?

Andy Cohen latching on in 3....2...1....

It will be called “The Gay Standard”

The Homocloner

Will Gus take him to get his first tattoo?

Have they secured the rights to the Diana Ross some for the opening?

Will Truvada be a sponsor with lots of product placement?

The show has already leaked!

Episode 1: Colton Makes Friends

- Colton meets Gus at a coffee shop and Gus agrees to be his gay guide.

-Gus introduces him to terms like "Bear" "Twink" and "Otter."

-Brunch with a rag tag group of gays! (4-5 in total. 1 is non-muscular, 1 is femme-ish, 1-2 are POC)

Episode 2: Colton goes to a gay bar

- Gus and the boys take him to a gay bar for the first time. Fish out of water story ensues!

- Colton sees his first drag show. Drag Race alums meet him backstage, put him in a silly wig! That's drag baby!

Episode 3: Colton orders Apps

- Gus and the gays introduce him to Grindr. We get a very very palatable demonstration of its use for straight audiences. He squirms.

- The gays encourage him to go on a date. It does not go well.

-No physical contact.

Episode 4: Colton gets in the game

-Not about dating... SPORTS ep!

-Colton brings the gays to a football field to go through basic training.

-Only Gus and Colton excel. The other gays are bad at it.

-Michael Sam makes a guest experience. Gays in sports!

Episode 5: Colton gets ACTIVE

- Gus and the gays teach him very important lessons about activism and the plight of the LGBT community.

- They visit a community center where queer youth talk about their struggles. Colton cries.

- Episode ends with him giving a moving speech.

Episode 6: Colton and his family

- Colton goes home to spend time with his family. Gus comes with him.

- We explore themes of childhood and religion.

- Mom and Dad have a serious conversation with Colton. TEARS!

- Episode ends with a tender hug between Gus and Colton.

Episode 7: Colton is PROUD

- Colton goes to his first every Gay Pride celebration (COVID permitting).

- He and the gays meet for brunch. They explain what happens at pride to an anxious Colton.

- Billy Eichner makes a cameo.

- Colton walks with the CitiBank float.

Episode 8: (Season Finale) Colton accepts his Rose.

- Colton decides he's ready to find love.

- He and Gus assess a series of men on Tinder. Colton goes on 1-2 bad dates.

- Gus & Colton meet. Colton admits he just wish he could find some one like Gus. Intense eye contact. Fin.

Let’s see....2 young attractive white gay guys. What challenges are they likely to face in the scene that warrant mentorship? This is completely absurd.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenworthy. You're my only hope.

I'll watch the episode in which Tom Daley teaches Colton how to both knit a Speedo and pose in it.

Who produces this, Logan Paul trying to make this happen since he wanted to go gay for a month?

I'm sure this has already been posted but just saw it on Queerty:

^^ Was Queerty always this lame? Passing off a compilation of random bitchy tweets as a news story? ^^

Just because you're 25, 30, 35, 40, 45 or 50 and coming out as gay doesn't mean you "already have a prolapsed hole" or "have already cruised the parks".

Gay =/= whore.

Yes, R129. A big reason why I stopped visiting that site years ago. They would compile a bunch of screenshots from the Whisper app (remember that?) and make an article about it to pass it off as "news".

Not that I give a shit about this guy's 'struggles' and Gus being his 'gay guide' (🙄), but the comment at the very end of the page was the one I agreed with the most. You got these people making a big fuss about this Netflix show and whether they'll avoid watching it or will hate-watch it, but they'll still watch brainless frau television like the Real Housewives, the Kardashians, Jersey Shore, or Basketball Wives. Or American Idol and yes, the Bachelor/Bachelorette. GMAFB.

Will Gus teach Colton how to stalk Shawn Mendes?

Lance Bass says that he can relate to Colton due to their similar experiences.

OP: Wow, that's the most whorish pic of Gus that I've seen that didn't have either his cock or ass out.

R133 Whorish Lance Bass inserting himself into any story to get media recognition.

I totally understand closet gays dealing with their own, unique struggles when it comes to coming out of the closet. And I do believe it's important to support and be kind to those who do genuinely struggle with it. What puts me off in this case is the calculated PR sham making a mockery out of coming out.

How come there was never a “It’s National Coming Out Day Charlie Brown, Step Out of the Closet” they covered all the other holidays including Arbor Day?

Hunh, I thought it was "KENTworthy"

R135 That's about all he can insert himself into without paying, these days. He should go make a sex tape with Aaron Carter next.

They’re now filming in Denver. They were spotted at a gay bar there.

When does Colton do Dallas?

CHILLS OUT AT GAY BAR IN DENVER ... Face Buried in Cell Phone

Well, he's learned everything there is to know.

What is it with these people who just go from reality show to reality show, no matter how downscale? Can they not get real jobs? Does the work provide them with the glamorous life they crave?

*sits in gay bar, continues to stalk Cassie on cellphone*

[quote]When does Colton do Dallas?

That will be the episode immediately following his 50-load weekend.

R143 he does have a real career. But some reality TV pays well.

Something like being The Bachelor pays well. Him having this show I can assure he was paid 6 figures for a short few weeks of filming.

FABULOUS dick, darling!

How much does Colton Haynes hate Colton Underwood now?

R148 And the eye cream.

R149 I really wonder if he had work done - his face seems drum tight sometimes.

With supporting cameos on this train wreck of a concept from: Matthew Dempsey, Tyler Oakley, Kyle Krieger, Taylor Vasek, etc among other mayo muscle gays who preach diversity and acceptance but only associate with clones of themselves.

Wonder if he’ll be a total top or bossy bottom?

R123 is a genius or a producer.

Dateline December 2021:

Gay reality show has-been Colton Underwood stalks, trashes home of Derek Dick, his first 'ex-boyfriend,' after sex tape "leaks," gets panned by porn fans.

Reality TV has its own fan conventions and Reality TV stars (and even social media stars?) did club appearances before the pandemic. When you manage to keep appearing on shows those convention organizers will keep throwing money at you to show up (and then you can charge fans for meet & greets and sign your own merch like pictures, books or calendars).

I don't understand why people are upset he's monetizing his coming out. Why shouldn't he get all the cheddar? Should ABC get to exploit this and make all the money? This move is no different than a Porn Actor establishing an OnlyFans. We all have the right to exploit ourselves, should we so choose, and take home the cash! All of it! Not a small percentage! Good for him.

Perhaps because he's a serial liar, stalker, creep and MAGAt?

But yeah, more cheese for him. WutEvz, Kweene.

Tyler Oakley should deflower him with a large strap-on.

I'm assuming he doesn't actually have a penis.

R159 I assume Tyler is constructed similar to a Ken doll south of the border, as well

R158 I assume Tyler is constructed similar to a Ken doll south of the border, as well

R160 Or a Treasure Troll, complete with color change hair.

What R157 said. His reward for shitty and illegal behavior is a Netflix series... because he came out of the closet.

R162.

A series most won’t watch

[quote]A series most won’t watch

Are you a member of Dionne Warwick's Psychic Friends Network?

R148

Colton gained FOUR MILLION followers in one day since yesterday!

[quote]Colton gained FOUR MILLION followers in one day since yesterday

Colton Haynes or Colton Underwood?

Colton did not gain 4 million followers

Thirsty gays going thirst!

I don’t even find him that cute.

Colton had 2.5 million followers Sunday morning.

Now he has 6.5 million.

Oops, you’re right! Creepy Haynes!

R172 on? He has 2 million on Instagram and less than 400k on Twitter

Oh... Haynes? Yeah. He must have bought those

Colton Haynes really should launch an underwear company called HAYNES, imagine all the legal cease and desist giving him more brand recognition and advertising then he could ever imagine and taking straight boy underwear stylings and making them cool for the gays.

What’s really sad is he’ll probably end up committing suicide because every opportunistic gay guy will try and hit that. And of course they all talk about it and sell the stories. I don’t think that’s any way to start a new life that’s what’s really happening. The guy is a moron

If I'm remembering right didn't Colton Haynes also try to start a clothing company only to eventually begin selling "limited" merch?

R178 yes. It didn’t do well so he put everything on clearance and once it sold out it was done.

I remember this one T-shirt I actually liked and it went from like $40 to like $7.

He'll find a devoutly religious wholesome gay from a wealthy family, who has model looks and is also a virgin.

(My god, i actually got bored writing that.)

Colton Underwood is wealthy himself. He also comes from a good, Christian family and they’re all successful.

He will get himself a handsome white Christian MAGA gay like himself to settle down with eventually.

My mother asked what all the fuss about him was. He’s gay? Who cares? Is it because he is a cute white man? That’s her question.

She doesn’t even think he’s “hot” as much as just “cute”

Your mother is an idiot.

My mother is honest. He’s fine. He really isn’t all that.

Jesus, i just realized he's wasted 15 years of his life. His first kiss should've been when he was a teen! Imagine all the gay sex he could've been having since then! All the cocks he could've sucked! All the circuit parties he's missed! All the homemade sex tapes! All the ruffied drinks! All the HIV tests! All the trips to rehab!--

(Wait a sec. Things took a turn in the wrong direction.)

R185, you say that like he doesn’t already know his way around a cock. Here’s a hint: he does. The only virgin he is is a virgin to vagina.

R185 he isn’t like that though. Just because he is out doesn’t mean he suddenly is gonna lose all his morals. There are gays out there who aren’t like that.

Let’s come back in a year and revisit that, R187.

His personality isn’t that type. Being gay doesn’t mean you’re a whore.

LIAR

BITE YOUR TONGUE!

There's nothing more comforting than to know that you're not the only whore at the orgy!

No. We aren’t. R192.

If Colty Haynes' ass were as tight as his face, the gays would be lining up to violate him.

I see she learned one of the first lessons as a gay newbie/IG ho - the heavy use of filters on social media.

R195 isn’t that cute. Looks like the face of a man who just got sucked off LOL.

R196 nailed it

Looks like the face of a man in a car smiling.

Looks like a man who just got his teeth cleaned and whitened.

R196 Where is Gus? Hmm.

They film the show for a few hours, 5 days a week. They aren’t actually together 24/7 people.

R201 Fair point. Besides, Gus is too busy trying to get Lil Nas X to hook him up with Satan.

He's heard good things.

Does a gay guide now take you on a tour of Provincetown, Fire Island, Ft. Laudrdale and West Hollywood? I had to go on my own when I did it. The world has changed.

I find it difficult to believe that Gus and Colton are just Platonic friends or all business, being co-stars only.

The MAGA shit is really UNFORGIVABLE. That's why he doesn't get a pass from me, but who the FUCK am I? Go make your $$$, Colton. Do you. I'm just not contributing to anything he's involved in. This is no different than any companies that I choose not to support because of their politics. Also? I find men with blond hair gross. (sorry, just a "preference").

I hope he doesn’t go from 0 to 60(WWHL) in ten seconds🙀

Yay, this is just another avenue that will make us all look bad. Ugh. "Omg, honey, did you watch that new gay guide show? Those gays are horrid. I'm glad we're mormon."

Gus must be present and the camaras filming for Colton's first anal experience. It would be must see television. The first time with anal is the only time a gayby needs a "gay guide".

R208 Will Gus be holding Colton's hand and giving bottoming advice?

Gus is short. Very short.

Gus will first need to demonstrate how to get a penis into the anus with minimal pain, with Colton anxious to pull him off said penis and drop on it himself. Good tv.

This show (and thread for that matter) will be a CAMP CLASSIC!

Or, it might be shelved, since he' scum.

All that is missing to make it a total dumpster fire is an appearance of "Prince Charming" preaching about the benefits of swallowing dog semen out of condoms.

Who’s stalking him already, and isn’t that part of the gay experience for some gays?

R215 read the article.

R211 He'll find Gus getting fisted by the producer and run in terror (only to fap to the memory later).

R213 He kind of looks like Taron Egerton in that pic. Now there's someone who could teach Colton how to manfuck.

Colton and Gus are both overrated in the face

HOTT

dddd

[quote] Colton and Gus are both overrated in the face

I think they both look hot, but they do come off as a little desperate which is a bit of a turnoff. But then I do like the occasional trash TV experience. That's why I do hope Netflix doesn't pull the plug on the reality TV show. It looks like perfect car crash material: So bad and yet you can't look away.

Gus can be the next Anna Nicole Smith, except the gay version could get messier still.

I mean...they're both "Hot." But I think Gus is the more attractive of the two. Colton looks like a woman with muscles.

R224 Colton identifies as a woman with muscles, so back off!

Who hosted?

Old news R226, both are fine

Latest: Bathroom Encounter

And Colton loves being gay

What's the latest news? Is the show still happening? When it's being released?