Sam Cushing and Chris Appleton

No one cares.

Chris Appleton seems fine. I don’t care for Sam Cushing. He’s a phony and poser.

He’s very much the white gay male version of a Karen

OP is Sam Cushing

Chia is so damn fine for a man nearly in his 40s. I heard his cock is actually huge. Tall, rich, blonde, big rock, runs in celeb circles, and openly gay. He’s literally the full package if you’re into white blonds. He just seems like he handles his shit, which is why he’s been so successful. That and being pretty.

I feel like every West Hollywood gay would want to be in the orbit of a guy that has the phone numbers to a ton of A-list celebs. He’s actually the real deal compared to so many posers.

Obviously, I like staring at that sexy man. Sam can kick rocks with his little COVID stunt in PV. Little hypocrite.

I met Chris once at an event in LA. Was low-key, sweet, and a good conversationalist. For being major celeb hairstylist, he seems as normal as they come all things considered.

Sam seems like a vapid insta-ho who can't read a room to save his life.

That’s my feeling about Sam r5. You’d think he’d actually be a DL favorite but he remains low key which is probably how he’s been able to moving in A-list circles.

Nice to hear that he’s normal.

[quote] stunt in PV

What’s PV?

R7 it’s Puerto Vallarta. I shouldn’t have assumed everyone knew that.

...what about it is interesting?

who??

Are we supposed to know who the two of you are OP?

Vapid muscle hos on a beach; how is this at all interesting to anyone but Instagram addicts like dipshit OP?

Sam has amazing pecs.

I’ve no idea who Chris Appleton is, and can’t summon the enthusiasm to Google him.

I know who Sam Cushing is, and judge myself harshly for clogging my brain with such non-essential knowledge.

Chris is an interesting Hollywood gay r14. He’s not an influencer but could easily have gone that route. He’s one of the most sought after celebrity hair stylists. You want new tracks, weaves, or a wig for an award show or event? Call Chris.

He’s been almost on retainer by Kim K for a long time. Say why you will about her, her hair is rarely busted in public. JLo is another that uses him regularly. Again, he hair stays laid. He somehow got her mountain of extension to stay attacked throughout her gyrating at the Super Bowl.

This was news months ago when they were glamping in Joshua Tree. Chris has children closer to Sam’s age.

Mark my words, whatever this is will fall away as soon as Sam gets his hooks into Colton Underwood and secures screen time on his Netflix reality show.

[quote] stay attacked

Well among the influencer crowd I don't find Sam nearly as offensive as a lot of them. Here's a cute pic.

Nice Sam? He’s practically worse than Hitler

Two bottoms don’t make a top.

No, R21, but together they can afford to rent one.

Chris is no strict bottom.

Chris is actually nice. Sam is trash. Sorry not sorry.

[quote] He’s practically worse than Hitler

He started a duplicate thread?

No, r25. He puts apostrophe’s in the wrong place.

I wish Chris would drop this trash.

[quote]apostrophe’s

The stupid. It burns.

Whoooooosh!!!

I gave you a W/w r28. God bless.

Based on Chris’ IG story up now (And Sam’s reply) it’s safe to say Chris is wrecking Sam’s hole on the regular

Gurl I would have had to have known the events before to know how they turned

R15 is your definition of what makes someone interesting that they’re good at doing hair? And using his being Kim Kardashian’s hairstylist as proof positive that he’s better in some way than an influencer?

Since when did hairstyling become something considered so important? Not looking down on it as a profession but come on.

[quote] Well this seems like an interesting

Nope.

r32 he has his own business and works with some of the biggest artists in the business. You may not think doing hair for Kim K and JLo is important but in an image obsessed town, being an A-list hairstylist is notable. Actually, all of those behind the scenes jobs are important, not just the stars. But we were pointing out that unlike influencers, this guy created a solid business and had a reason to be at fancy parties, money in the bank, and followers. He has an in-demand skill. You may not think hair is important but it's an industry that makes billions a year, so obviously it's an important market. Unlike many other gays he's not sitting at home doing nothing or working in middle management or a gym while trying to act important.

Chris is fine. He seems normal and he’s handsome.

Sam is who people don’t care for.

?? Two big bottoms that do each other’s makeup??? A big pass !!!

R34 just because someone’s work is in demand doesn’t mean it’s ‘important’. I live in Los Angeles and work within these circles occasionally and would never delude myself that providing this kind of work for a rich person is ‘important’.

This type of over the top service work is purely to make rich women happy, it doesn’t have any significance beyond that. Good for him for making a business for himself that doesn’t make it important in any respect. It’s hair, it’s not like a community service.

Do you live in LA? Your whole comment is peppered with a real outsider vibe from the ‘notable’ to ‘fancy parties’ to ‘middle management’.

How hard can it be to do hair really? I look at those African American children with those elaborate hair art forms from mommas and aunties who never set foot in a cosmetology school and I find that impressive, meanwhile JLo’s wind whipped look that she could have gotten at any Blow Out Bar on the strip even without an appointment looks eh.

Wait! Chris has a daughter??? That means he's a daddy.

He has a daughter and a son.

Is he bisexual?

Who are closer in age to Sam then their dad. Will they call Sam Stepdaddy? When the son turns out to be gay will Sam runoff with him fulfilling some Family Dick porn scenario?

How do people know who these random people are? Do people just live their lives online day in and day out? Why on EARTH would anyone be invested of the lives of the random nobodies who look vapid beyond belief?

I weep for the future of our society. It doesn’t look promising...

There are levels to "random" and these two are no longer on the lowest one.

They are officially dating. And I would love to watch them fuck.

Who and who?

whats the latest gurl

Burn it, burn it with fire.

I wonder how Samantha feels about British foreskin. He seems...squeamish.

I wonder have either of them, been "cough cough' hired by ANY a- or b-lister male stars?...

Still hoping for the day that one of these high priced and in demand escorts when they retire spill the beans...

Samantha seems exhausting.

He seems exhausting because he IS exhausting.

Cute Disney dude

Will Sam ever drop the nice guy act and reveal the true bitchy queen that he is IRL?

The NEW Disney Princes

When is the video of Chris plowing Lady Samantha going to hit the interwebs?

Both ridiculously attractive! Hottest gay couple out there, even though I'm still kinda fuzzy on what Sam does for a living. I think he's a YTer, but he doesn't post nearly often enough for someone who allegedly makes a living off it

Don’t like either of them. Both pretentious white bread.

R57 Replying yo myself, never mind, he MUST be an IGer

So he's selling bussy to supplement income?

Don’t see Sam’s appeal.

They're both scrumptious, however Chris seems way too masculine to be dating someone with that gay voice

Sam is prissy and bitchy. I don’t see why Chris is with him.

A nice smile goes but so far.

[quote]Sam is prissy and bitchy. I don’t see why Chris is with him.

opposites attract?

[quote] Based on Chris’ IG story up now (And Sam’s reply) it’s safe to say Chris is wrecking Sam’s hole on the regular

Oh, and it’s worth wrecking, again and again and again

[quote] Samantha seems exhausting.

Definitely

[quote] Sam is prissy and bitchy.

You know since you’re playing in stereotypes, Chris is a hair-stylist. I don’t go in for the “she’s a bitch” kinda argument with people (esp those I don’t know) but if you’re gonna make fun of one of them for being something at least be consistent.

Sam's accent is cute.

r67 some of us know bitches when we seem them because we are bitches ourselves !

Chris is probably a diva but he seems mostly humble. Sam isn’t. He’s a stuck up bitch who got fired from his NYC job and then lied saying he quit.

[quote] Chris is probably a diva but he seems mostly humble.

He flies around the world to cut peoples hair and lives a life of total excess, shows off his body and celeb friends all day on Instagram… idk what your idea of humility is but that ain’t it.

R70 that doesn’t mean one can’t be kind and humble toward others. Sam is the opposite

Beauty school for you bitches!

I bet Samantha is the neediest, insecure girlfriend in that relationship.

R73 no doubt. Chris is actually really humble IRL and very approachable/conversational in social environments....especially with *gasp* gays who aren't as handsome or as fit and who can't advance him personally or professionally

Sam is beyond needy and self-centered - and I imagine the only real perk of dating him is Chris being able to slam his hole on demand.

Samantha's voice is as faggy as it is grating.

If gay vocal fry is a thing, she sure has it.

So Chris had kids, came out, and now has a hot son and a hot boyfriend

Damn

R76 will Samantha work his way down the family tree once Chris ends it? Stay tuned for the next episode of Gays of our Lives!

I can just hear Samantha in that grating voice.. but Chris, when do I get to meet Kim K and J Lo! I need pics for my IG!

Yall think Sam ever tops him?

R79 I think Sam would LIKE to top Chris....but Chris seems like a strict top

I hope they never marry, Sam seems like he’d be the ultimate gay bridezilla and that mother of his would be a total enabler and take over as wedding planner.

His mother looks like Sam in bad drag.

What I am interested in knowing is how they met? My best guess is Samantha slid into Chris' DMs with hole pics.

Anyone know the backstory on their meeting?

Obviously Chris didn't take any of Matthew's dating advice if he's dating Sam.

R84 maybe Samantha and Chris can go to couples counseling with Matthew Coinslot Dempsey.

And by couples counseling I mean a spitroasting session.

R85 I'd like to be a fly on the wall for that

R85 Is he the former Sean Cody model turned therapist?

R87 I don't think so but my God how good would it be if he was?

You Chris sycophants are tragique. They’re both social media instagram influencer largely unimportant cultureless queens. You’re splitting hairs between them. (That’s why they’re together dummies).

My key takeaway from this thread:

Chris = thirsty Insta-ho who can read the room

Sam = thirsty Insta-ho who's tone deaf

Every time I see this thread title, I remember this amazingness:

I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THIS HAPPENED IN APPLETON.

Cutie!

Sexy back

r93 OMGGGGGG LUcky bish Samantha

Get real. Samantha has never topped anything in her life.

But I bet Sam does a smashing RIM job on his men though

Oh.. Samantha is too prude for that. I'm picturing closed mouth kissing and maybe, if it's a full moon, Chris might get a hand job.

We say, WHO?

r95 Well, Chris is the taller and manlier one, so he should top

My theory, from another board, is that they lie side by side masturbating, while looking at themselves in the mirror.

and each thinking I"M the better looking one!

R91 so funny I’ve never seen that before

Jealous Bitches?

Not an ounce of fat combined! Say what you will, they're both hot as all hell

This is literally the GAYEST thing I have ever seen.

Christ, what are these two whores up to today?

Based on their latest IG stories they are in Chicago - presumably Samantha brought Chris home to meet his mom

Are we even sure that’s his mother and not some weird performative drag he does with split screen?

Look, if it get Chris to do a makeover video on Sam’s mother’s outdated hairstyle I’m all for it. Bitch needs to join the 21st century.

Is r105 an advertisement?

This guy was so annoying and cheesy when it first showed up but he has really taken control of the sm game and is giving it 10/10. Hats off.

I am so tired all the time I can’t even go to the gym anymore. And all this Covid chaos has killed my spirit. To be able to have that much energy and focus and drive is something that is so far away from me he might as well be an alien from another planet. I’m too tired to even be jealous.

I feel like I should be jealous but

I used to subscribe to Sam on YouTube, but I got too irritated by his videos.

This thread had me howling in places.

Two vapid nobodies crawling with STDs.

Samantha's "influencer" about me promo reel for her potential sponsors....yikes

I guess it's good that he can't speak when Chris is face fucking him balls deep. That voice is a boner shrinker

I just can't with her voice.

So fucking annoying on so many levels.

After graduating from a Big Ten business school, I went on to work for my “dream company” and consulting career in Manhattan, having my Carrie Bradshaw moment dealing with some Fortune 500 brands on their customer and digital strategies. 2 years in, and the allure/prestige had begun to fade.

Only a total bottom would refer to their NYC living experience as something in line with Carrie Bradshaw

He got fired from that job, but no one seems to have the details. Was he caught blowing the VP of public relations or what?

Samantha went to University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign.

Is it a Big Ten school? Yes, but that's a reference to their collegiate athletic conference; not academic rigor.

The school has a 59% acceptance rate so it's hardly academically competitive.

Good thing she has looks and muscles, 'cause she ain't getting by on mental horsepower.

R117 that would make sense, as his public LinkedIn profile has NO mention of any NYC work experience

Did he commute from Chicago or did mommy’s umbilical cord stretch all the way down there?

From his "blog"...

THIS WEBSITE IS MEANT TO BE A COMMUNITY! NOT JUST A PLACE TO TALK ABOUT ME.

Sure, Jan

Young at Heart!

[quote] THIS WEBSITE IS MEANT TO BE A COMMUNITY!

🙄

Yeah, right. A community totally centered on Sam. “Enough about you, let’s talk about meeeeeeeeee.”

I have an earnest question about IG pic in R122.

Who takes these pictures for them? Does Sam just lug a tripod and a lighting ring with him everywhere he goes? Or does his mother have to play photographer ad nauseum when he's in town?

I clearly don't understand how "influencers" capture their "content".

R124: good question, I wish I knew the answer.

This one below, however, is taken by a professional photog, @iamchrisfree

I know I’m going to sound ancient yet again, but the photo at r125 is so studied and artificial. It’s subjects are beautiful men, but I find the whole instaho fakery incredibly offputting. Do these people ever laugh without wondering about a camera angle, or enjoy a landscape without plotting to insert themselves into it? I doubt it.

R126: I agree, but that seems to be the prevailing aesthetics among fashion editorial/photography [of both genders]: everything is photoshopped to within an inch of its manicured life, resulting in a soulless, Ken Doll/Barbie look

The amount of maintenance to prop these two up seems exhausting.

Like a Boss

R128 I agree, and you know one of the biggest is his Mom, who even on good days probably regrets having him and thinks this is NOT what I signed up to do when I chose motherhood.

Samantha has zero sex appeal. Sure he's a good looking guy with a nice body. When I try to picture him naked all I come up with is the lower half of a Ken doll.

What’s there cute couple name, I can only come up with CrushedApples?

Sam is definitely an AppleBottom

Cross-cultural appeal: the caption says, in Cantonese Chinese: ‘Hasn’t put on the shirt properly yet’

Via @freshmeathk

Is there trouble in paradise, rumors are circulating they are no more?

Samantha brought Chris to Chicago to meet his mom and visit his hometown. But it’s also Market Days this weekend. So if Chris wanted to upgrade now woolen would a good time to do so.

Bye bye Samantha and your gay vocal fry!

They stopped following each other on IG and deleted their respective accounts of images featuring each other.

I’d say it’s over faster than the Valtrex regimen took to kick in.

Well, Chris hasn’t *totally* purged Sam from his Gram yet

Chris is probably dickmatized by all the corn fed, Midwestern gay beef that he forgot an image, R138.

$10 says Samantha's poor mother has to now try and help him pick up the pieces of this broken "relationship".

I imagine the sheer amount of mood stabilizers Mother is on to deal with Samantha could kill a horse. Her child is insufferable.

A sense a big grey storm cloud hovering over Chicago.

Well, that was one of the shortest bearding contracts I’ve ever seen.

Could the water quality in Chicago be that harsh on hair to have driven Chris away?

J Lo caught wind of it and said. Oh honey. Him? No.

J Lo said "J NO"

To be honest, while both are undeniably handsome and fit, these two seem like a match made in hell.

My guess is that the relationship was over before this weekend, but they both had contractual influencer obligations to keep highlighting various Chicago attractions based on both of their IG stories.

Sam had posted IG stories about them staying at the Four Seasons Chicago, which included a note the FS staff addressed to both Sam and Chris welcoming them to the property. And they were both clearly staying in the same suite. So unless shit hit the fan at the very last minute of the trip, they were likely keeping up appearances for "work" while one was sleeping in the bed and the other on the couch.

Or, more likely, Sam was in bed crying to his mom on FaceTime and Chris was out pounding hole at Market Days.

Maybe he’s already actually said it, but Sam strikes me as that particular type of Gay man who calls his Mom his “best friend.” And that shit creeps me the fuck out.

I mean, I knew it wouldn't last, but I gave it longer than this... Unless it's been a showmance from the start.

Poor Samantha must be heartbroken. She will never be this fame adjacent again.

Sam probably cursed out Chris like a bitch on the street, for the first time. Chris, this what you deal with when you date cunty boys

Unstoppable

Well, I guess this means it's time for Samantha to start her OnlyFans account

R142 Bearding? Between two gay men?

Has he gone into seclusion at the family summer house after the demise of his relationship? It all sounds so Tennessee Williams. I can see the Instagram now about putting a lovely scarf or a paper lantern over a harsh ordinary lightbulb to makes a softer more flattering light to entrap the next gentleman caller who may stop by, just a tragic Laura Wingfield character and her insane mother reciting dialog about suddenly, last summer.

Dimmed lightbulbs? Hardly. It’s all bright El Lay sunlight!

And soliciting for more audio book recommendations:

But the Devil in the White City is a really good book!

Soliciting for audio book recommendations because he's borderline illiterate no doubt.

Cue the "I want to address my haters and share something deeply personal....I'm dyslexic" IG story in 3...2...1...

R156 if that's his actual apartment it seems very sterile to me. No personal pictures or other decorative touches. It's like he lives in corporate housing.

R160 If it’s the LA apartment he was just Instagram living and promoting the luxury high rise apartment during the pandemic, encouraging the real A List Gays to come live there though he himself can’t possible afford to live in anything other then a broom closet on the property.

I've never heard of them before but I generally have an aversion to any insta-ho influencer types. I look at pictures of them and wonder if they ever truly enjoy anything authentically, or their whole life is just a photo op. It must be soul-killing which is why they always look dead behind the eyes, regardless of their external beauty.

He's so boring. I know he's conventionally 'attractive' (good looking, nice body etc) but I don't find him remotely hot at all.

There's something so offputting and inauthentic about these Insta-hoes. I can't believe anything they say because it's all been so rehearsed.

It reminds me of that Black Mirror episode "Nosedive" where everyone is weirdly fake because their social status depends on a score.

What superspreader Gay Instagram event is this whore doing this weekend, or is he still in seclusion over the lost Gay gravy train relationship?

My guess is he's in full Grey Gardens mode back in LA. And I'm sure his mother has stopped taking his calls.

From working out with Chris to going to the gym with his mother. How quickly things can change for an insta-ho.

Behold Bitches

[quote] Get real. Samantha has never topped anything in her life.

Ain’t that the truth

Someone — who is not Sammy Jo — apparently has moved on.

Pretty sure Walter Savage is straight, unless he's heavily closeted

Word on the Street is that Walter is indeed in the closet…

I can imagine that Chris would want to be with someone more low key even if he is just a closeted fuck buddy. Samantha is like a Jack Russell terrier with gay voice and a selfie stick.

More Walter Savage info please …

Chris with DL FAve Ms Drew B

^ Link

For those who are curious about Walter, here’s the rumored bf, Angelo, an USAF Flyboy

Here’s the link

Angelo supposedly has a girlfriend lol

[quote] Samantha is like a Jack Russell terrier with gay voice and a selfie stick.

That’s a good one, that’s funny

What’s Sam’s been missing

Sam is much too deep for la what with his piano talent and years of immersion in Latin America. And if he seems a little energetic owing to his hustling ways, well, Chris A. could use a little energy. He seems lethargic.

[quote] What’s Sam’s been missing

R180 So who got rid of who?

“Being honored for fitness at the@hollywoodbeautyawards”????

Has a more vacuous sentence ever existed?

Butch!

[quote]Angelo supposedly has a girlfriend lol

You mean a fiancée? And look who liked the picture.

[quote] Sam is much too deep for la what with his piano talent and years of immersion in Latin America. And if he seems a little energetic owing to his hustling ways, well, Chris A. could use a little energy. He seems lethargic.

You forgot to include his high level corporate experience and engagement from his NYC job.

[quote] You forgot to include his high level corporate experience and engagement from his NYC job.

Oh you mean the one he had for a hot minute before he got fired. Yeah, that one.

R184 Sam’s so fuck’n hot, I wish he would post pictures of his amazing ass and hot hole. it’s easily his best body part.

That Angelo guy is a bible thumping trumper - he took his IG private but left a bible verse in the tagline...Tacky.

R188: I know right?

Throwback: I’m a Slave 4 U

He’s clearly established that he doesn’t have the mental capacity for corporate America.

On his IG bio he says he’s a “social media coach” and no doubt points to the success he’s had with his own platforms.

If you have a cute face, a hot body and are willing to show off both you’re social media relevance with increase. It’s not magic.

And for a next step, Sam, read the room and show us your hole already.

Your*

Fucking autocorrect.

I have worked with Chris a few times, Nicest guy.

I need to see Sam's little bitch dick.

[quote] I need to see Sam's little bitch dick.

No, with Sam, it’s all about the hole. It’s mesmerizing. It literally sucks you in.

Do you think it's smooth, pink and hairless R196?

I suspect it looks like it's taken a beating.

I suspect it has a labia.

[quote] Do you think it's smooth, pink and hairless [R196]?

It’s immaculate - it’s well maintained, manicured, bleached, and regularly rejuvenated to like new condition.

Throwback: They went GLAMPING!

Re: description of the video on R201

"It's been over a year since my last vlog and many of you had been asking for one.... so I took my camera with me on a hiking adventure to Yellowstone!"

I would love to know who the "many of you" are that he references. Because it's not as pretty when it speaks.

Sam opens up!

Samantha is SO BRAVE to share HER TRUTH, R203.

She reminds me of Natasha on SATC: "I'm very sorry that after much painful dental surgery, this tooth is still a different color than this tooth".

"This was one of the most vulnerable and honest accounts of self I’ve seen posted on IG."

18 years!!

Flip it honey!

Is Sam’s mother back in town art directing this crap again?

art directing or breast feeding?

You pathetic fat cows really are jealous of this Disney whore! In the meantime, he's laughing all the way to the bank!

Laughing all the way to the bank to....rob it, R210?

Much of the "work" he does "influencing is barter. As en example, when he shills luxury apartment living in LA; he's not getting paid for it outright; but they are comping him his rent.

Sure it's great to get free stuff, but in a sense he's basically held captive to his brand partners because he's not getting paid in cash to spend/invest outside of his endorsement agreements.

Oh, Okay, r212. As if you have a smidge of insight into his business and finances. Lololololol.

Chris and Dan Levy were spotted out on what looked like a date in LA.

Though I don’t see Dan as Chris’ type.

But Dan seems like a power bottom and Chris seems like a dom top so who knows?

R206 Do you think Jakey boy just completely annihilates Sam’s hole until he’s begging him to stop. Then unloads in Sam and falls asleep.

Yes lol coming here to inquire about that - how were Chris and Dan on a date? And there was a photo of them so it’s not even made up.

Maybe Chris is attracted to fame and realized that Sam's star wasn't rising

Maybe Dan had a tight hole

Chris looks incredible as Aquaman

Sam and posse aren’t half bad either

Sammy Jo is so exhausting. In his IG stories about the Captain America makeup-costume, he repeatedly asks for validation. “How does it look?” “Does it look good?” “Let me know!” He even had a little poll. 🙄 Bitch please.

Hi Captain America cosplay sucks. Cap doesn't wear a mask!

Chris really does Goth very well

A few notes on Samantha and his pussy posse. So you're gonna get all painted up as Captain America and pair it with jeans and a shitty belt from TJ Maxx? Put some tights on fool. Jakelyn's hair plugs look like they are coming in nicely.

Samantha is a good example of an "influencer" who irks me so much I actually start to dislike the brands/companies he works with for not realizing what a grade-A, tone-deaf moron he is.

Billy R. works with the same brands, in the same city, has a similar banging body, and comes across as relatable and self-aware.

My guess is the social media coordinator Twink at some of these brands has a hard on for Samantha Jo and that's why she keeps getting work to some extent.

[quote] A few notes on Samantha and his pussy posse. So you're gonna get all painted up as Captain America and pair it with jeans and a shitty belt from TJ Maxx? Put some tights on fool. Jakelyn's hair plugs look like they are coming in nicely.

Yeah, I would’ve expected Sammy Jo to at least pair it with some decent posing trunks or even a speedo. Or he could have fully embraced the character and gone with a jock. I mean, isn’t the Captain, America’s ass.

My guess is his bulge is less than prominent in a jock or tights so he went with a safer option

Sam is hot but not very masculine (hello, voice!)! Chris, on the other hand, is sex on legs. Boy, would I!!! Guess their relationship was a sham from the very beginning, one just for the Gram. Also, I thought Sam was supposed to be a top... And Chris is OBVIOUSLY one, too (look how manly he is!). Maybe that's why it didn't work out?

Hard at work with trainer Matt @matttralli5

For those of you on Instagram look at his martial arts story right now. It just made me lol.

What happened to the Dan Levy is dating Chris Appleton thread, did Dan have that shit shut down??? BITCH!

Yes Dan’s publicist had that thread shut down R231. Crazy right?

Dan should be glad the internet was celebrating him getting some good dick. Ungrateful ass hoe!

Ungrateful indeed.

Chris posted a birthday thing for his hot son today. Very cute.

R235 He looks like his (much hotter) older brother rather than father

Wonder if Dan Levy is still hooking up with Chris.

After this thread I was prepared to write off Sam as another instaho wannabe.... but I happened to see one of his videos on YouTube and liked it. It was a short one with his mother in the car, she was asking him questions about being gay. He is a handsome guy, and his fit body and slightly femmy personality was fun mixture. Then the algo showed me a workout video he did at the start of the pandemic. He's shirtless and in gym shorts so of course I watched. I admit I find him attractive so far.

Sam does videos in Spanish too

That's funny. He has no idea why they used to call him Blondie!

Norteamericanos always love Medellin. I'm not sure why.

I love Sam. He's smarter and more talented than any of these other people. FU R1 and ilk

R238 He's VERY hot. Femme, but VERY hot

R243,i i totally agree. The more videos I the more I like him. He's really adorable. And what a body.

R244 He has a femme voice, but at the same time an adorable face and a fit bod. He's every top's dream, I might just trade Walker Barnes in for him

He also has that midwestern hustle.

Meanwhile

I didn't mind him at first, but the more I watched, the more annoying he became so I unsubscribed. Same with Andrew Neighbors.

Following hot YouTube guys always seems like a good idea at first, but eventually you realise it's not.

Sam is annoying until you realize he can't speak with a dick down his throat.

He kind of reminds of Davey Wavey, when Davey was new.

Bite your tongue.

In 30 years he'll own the Harvey Fierstein biopic

I love that voice. How did he get that without smoking?

Just saw Sam did a youtube video with Travis Bryant. I found Travis through Mario Adrion but there "gay not gay" schtick grew old quickly. But damn, Sam looked luminous in that video.

oh dear, I meant "their"....

Sam is going consultant, I guess. I was a little unclear.

What a good looking family: Chris in the middle, parents on one side, kids on the other

^ The Appleton kids are better looking than the other famous Brit offsprings aka the Beckhams

Yes, Sam is now Crushing It! According to his incorporated name. Is this all a bid to win Chris back?

[quote] Yes, Sam is now Crushing It! According to his incorporated name. Is this all a bid to win Chris back?

Oh Sam, it’s good to have dreams.

Practising for future paternal role

R261 I pity that poor baby thinking he’s won the titty lottery with Sam, only to discover that there is no milk of human kindness in him.

Rounders, how British

Have we ever seen Sam nude? I imagine his glutes are perfect but wonder what he's packing.

Sam as a social media business consultant. Hmmm.

So he’s….gonna tell brands to take off their shirts for likes?

^^^ And work and show off the glutes, number one rule in Sam’s training program is NEVER skip leg day.

Why do Mrkans move every other month? Ain't that stressful AF? They find some sort of masochistic pleasure in it

R267: what/who’s ‘Mrkans’?

Meanwhile, father and son doing butch thing together

Tough Mudder

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Dad is hotter than son and lewks younger than daughter. PS: Sam may be unsufferable and slighlty feminine, but he sure is VERY hot. There's no denying that

Is Sam Crusging it with his media empire? Will he produce a client list to we can take a look for ourselves?

Wurking it!

Chris is a top yes?

R275 there’s no way that Sam was the top in that relationship

So I assume Chris also topped in this little scenario....

Ugh, Sam is littering up TikTok with his professional account giving away “tips” for being a social media personality hoping to drive clients to his freelancing, it’s very sad.

R277 Chris is taller and manlier than Sam, so I guess he topped, too

Chris is a Ryan Phillippe-esque Dad -- working out with his son and refusing to get old. Respect.

Lifting

R279 Of course he comes off as more manly, spawning children certainly helps project that. Sam’s children are only going to get squeamishly wiped up with a tissue.

R282 It's about about that: he's tall and buff and his voice is not grating

R274 Oh Fuck - those are some serious quads. You just know the glutes have to be spectacular.

Hydrate when Thirsty

[quote] Hydrate when Thirsty R285

Yup, and unload when boned

Serving Marilyn Monroe realness

So how is Sam’s new business - Crushing it with Sam I am - doing? If it hasn’t quite taken off yet as expected, I’m more than willing to Crush Sam’s venerable tush to get him more likes.

He’s being extra annoying on TikTok, trolling for prospective clients. I’ll be having fun watching them and then his little ditties come on and they go over like a lead balloons. I can only think that they are actively turning people off from engaging in his services.

Let me help y’all!

crushingIT!

R290 Are those gang hand signs he’s throwing?

Damn.. I thought I was the only using that had gesture in every pic. Now I gotta switch it up. I've been Cush-ed!

But have you been cushed in the bussy?

This pic is serving Upandcoming TalkshowHost realness

Throwback: Beached

[quote] [R290] Are those gang hand signs he’s throwing?

Yup, they say - yo, come pound me

Dick pics?

London calling

R290 When a hooker thinks he can have a real career….

Body fat @ 8%

still lean

also lean

It's hilarious a few queens are crushing on a hairdresser. A HAIRDRESSER! Presumably you're not going there for intelligent conversation!

honey the dick doesn’t discriminate

while in Italy

R284 Yes, the glutes are glorious

[quote] But have you been cushed in the bussy?

Repeatedly

Still can’t believe he dated Dan Levy

[quote]Still can’t believe he dated Dan Levy

Weren't they seen together only once?

It was enough that his PR deleted our thread on it.

R309 I think that was a blind date, Chris had been to the eye doctor earlier in the day and had those drops and couldn’t see a damn thing.

One of the ultimate dreams: an English boy made good in America

More

Throwback: a bright smile for these dark days

I respect Appleton’s complete refusal to participate in the social media Ukraine hysteria. He’s been posting pics with Kim K. unapologetically since the day they invaded Ukraine. Zero fucks given.

[quote] Still can’t believe he dated Dan Levy Weren't they seen together only once?

Yes, wasn’t it for like a hot second. Til Chris realized the power that abs and tight glutes have on gay men.

[quote] It was enough that his PR deleted our thread on it.

Yeah, those fuck’n bitches.

Cool ensemble

R316 I suspect he doesn't even know what's happening.

Oh. My. GOD

Sun’s out, tits out.

Both of them are very good looking if you ask me.

Sam is hot. It's undeniable. But the minute I hear his voice, I lose my boner. He sounds like a trans man.

Miami Vice

Sam is talking about transitioning in his latest TikTok, but not in the way you’re thinking.

He has a very weird TikTok out with some guy I think I’ve seen threads on DL about, something like RJPortales or something, where they play hot guys at the gym who communicate only through pec flexes, it’s like the ultimate in self absorbed narcissism.

Sam STAYS finding some new dick, get it gurl!

Happy birthday Sam!

Coachella

r327 RJ Portales is super hot! He has a massive chest!

Amazing

R330 I hope that’s his son and not his date. They should hang with Ryan Phillipee and his son and David Beckham and the underaged underwear teen model son at Coachella for some arrested development father/son bonding time.

r269 his son has a fat person build, look at those legs and arms. If he doesn't stay at the gym he will pork up .

R333: that’s Brad Mondo @bradmondonyc, also in the hair business

R334: I think the son will be fine, given the family DNA. I think that’s just baby fat. The boy is still very young

The boyz

Nurse Jakey was one creepy looking teenager.

Good with oral action

Hunky [non] Virgin!

That Marilyn dress

So cute!

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Nice butt, Mr Appleton!