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Prince Philip was tortured until he was 16

Wis that why he was so strong?

by Anonymousreply 27April 14, 2021 2:02 PM

Yes, Rose, it was

by Anonymousreply 1April 14, 2021 9:49 AM

Was he ever garotted?

by Anonymousreply 2April 14, 2021 9:59 AM

He Never PRESENTED HOLE!

by Anonymousreply 3April 14, 2021 10:03 AM

You might say that r3

by Anonymousreply 4April 14, 2021 10:05 AM

^ Here's Lord Mountbatten with his hand up the King's bum

"Pedophile lord Mountbatten and Prince Edward the 8th in a tub. Edward liked being a girl, quite a lot it seemed a real lot.."

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by Anonymousreply 5April 14, 2021 11:09 AM

I, too, have experienced torture.

by Anonymousreply 6April 14, 2021 11:19 AM

I was molested

by Anonymousreply 7April 14, 2021 11:22 AM

[quote]Prince Philip was tortured until he was 16

Pics please.

by Anonymousreply 8April 14, 2021 11:22 AM

And yet, Mehgan is still only "Mrs. Meghan Mountbatten-Windsor.

by Anonymousreply 9April 14, 2021 11:23 AM

^ Princess Harry Duchess of Sussex would kindly like you to kiss her ass before she kicks you in the cunt bone

Have a lovely day

by Anonymousreply 10April 14, 2021 11:46 AM

@r8, Here's Philip forced to dress like a Nancy boy to appease his "funny uncles"

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by Anonymousreply 11April 14, 2021 11:51 AM

I wouldn't mind being tortured by Lord Mountbatten in the hot-tub.

by Anonymousreply 12April 14, 2021 11:54 AM

Lord,mount my butt in the hot tub

by Anonymousreply 13April 14, 2021 11:56 AM

Prince Philip was forced to wear this adorable skirt to fit in with the other Nancy boys

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by Anonymousreply 14April 14, 2021 11:59 AM

"I wouldn't mind being tortured by Lord Mountbatten in the hot-tub. "

I bet he was wild in the sack/hot-tub/the rack/the Tower, every place

by Anonymousreply 15April 14, 2021 12:01 PM

What an ugly little Nazi.

by Anonymousreply 16April 14, 2021 12:02 PM

If the young Prince Philip was ugly, I would seriously like to see what you consider good-looking, R16. It's also worth noting that the most eligible heiress in the world (one of the most eligible heiresses in history) chose him partly for his looks.

by Anonymousreply 17April 14, 2021 12:07 PM

He fought AGAINST the Nazi’s in WWII, Rose. He ban be seen pictured with German uniformed family members at his sister’s funeral.

by Anonymousreply 18April 14, 2021 12:08 PM

^ Can

by Anonymousreply 19April 14, 2021 12:10 PM

Gracie Allen) Well you may be a better jazz singer but George is a better torch singer.

Frank Sinatra) Really?

Gracie) Dinah Shore had a party and he and Dinah had a contest, they both sang a torch song and everyone agreed, of the two of them, George was the torture.

by Anonymousreply 20April 14, 2021 12:12 PM

Prince Philip forced into wearing culottes by his wicked Nazi sisters

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by Anonymousreply 21April 14, 2021 12:19 PM

Tortured so much that he sent his son to that schools as well. Make that make sense.

by Anonymousreply 22April 14, 2021 1:11 PM

No, R22, as far as Prince Philip, Kurt Hahn (who was Jewish, by the way - take note, morons who call Prince Philip a Nazi) and Gordonstoun were the making of him. He assumed that that style of education would suit everyone, but it doesn't. Zara Phillips, for example, probably has a personality more like her mother and grandfather, so one can imagine that she thrived at Gordonstoun.

by Anonymousreply 23April 14, 2021 1:16 PM

*as far as Prince Philip was concerned

by Anonymousreply 24April 14, 2021 1:21 PM

Well, he’s free of these earthly concerns now.

by Anonymousreply 25April 14, 2021 1:50 PM

^ I hear he traded "these earthly concerns" for a place much MUCH warmer

by Anonymousreply 26April 14, 2021 1:56 PM

R14, Satire or stupidity?

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by Anonymousreply 27April 14, 2021 2:02 PM
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