Liam Payne lards out during lockdown - puts on 30lbs

Surely a collab with Lewis Fataldi is on the cards?

Yep, I can see a collab with that other blubbery singer, Fataldi! Why are so many British singers lardasses? Sam Smith, Fataldi, Niall Horan and now Liam GAIN.

Is he wearing a wig?

I like Liam the most. I find him way more interesting and genuine than Harry, who’s a hacky gay baiter. Is it “or” or “er”? But I like him a lot.

Are we supposed to know who that is?

It's not a wig, he's grown out his thick hair but doesn't know how to style it. He should cut a fringe to hide his huge dome of a forehead. Mega receding hairline.

Liam has chased every trend on the charts - hip hop, edm, big ballads, Latino - and not established a musical identity. His 2019 album got the lowest Metacritic rating of any 2019 album.

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

He looks like David from the Roseanne show during the 90s

PIG!

Go away you silly girls.

Too many pies.

His solo career has been a big fail.

Not really R13.

Yes, it's been a disaster. Only one single charted in the US, back in 2017. His debut album got the lowest Metacritic score of 2019. He comes across as having learning difficulties - spells 'again' as 'agen' and 'look' as 'luck'. Plus he's been shacked up with a teenager for years and lied about her age.

R15 = Harry

Liam looks dreadful.

Chubby Lewis Capaldi is way fatter and I doubt these two would do a collab. Liam Gain is not in the same league with Capaldi. He has been working with TikTok stars. The only league the two of them share is the league of junk food addicts. But even in that scene Lewis takes the win for being fatter.

The brits are getting fatter and fatter and the obesity rate is increasing. Surely some of the singers are larding out in the process too.

Oh dear, he has to cut his hair ASAP...he looks like Douglas from the IT Crowd

All these Harry Kweens.

His forehead is the size of the moon. Weird because he was hot as hell only two years ago in his Hugo Boss shoots.

He got ugly. His hair is a nightmare as well.

He cut off all his hair today and is back to a boyband look. Still fat though.

It looks better shorter.

His fugly tattoos will be larger too.

He looks horrible now. He should lose heaps of weight.

[quote] A survey conducted by the American Psychological Association found that 42% of its 3,013 adult respondents said they experienced undesired weight gain amid the pandemic. Of that group, the average person gained 29 pounds.

Liam is not alone.

Wow! Any other celebrities gaining pandemic weight?

Liam Gain admits that he did nothing in lockdown except over eat and watch Netflix. Harry kept himself slim and busy by taking the lead role in two films. Lard Horan has put on more weight.

Couldn't he afford a home gym... the pandemic is no excuse for personal laziness.

This was posted yesterday. Are you kidding about the ugly Liam Payne? I see here a nice looking, well within his weight range Liam. The hair is fine.

He’s cute.

Doesn't he realise his cock will look much smaller?? What a fool.

He's so plain looking now and those tattoos are too much.