Bits of celeb gossip you read hear that you'll always remember

Trump paid to wipe the internet of even more naked photos of Melania.

I remember reading about Trump's "modeling agency" (i.e. vessel for trafficking foreign teen girls) here years before he was president. Trump has always been hated at the DL - you can't accuse us of being bandwagon jumpers!

Jared hoovered every royal cock in the Middle East to refinance 666.

I heard that LeoD wears headphones while women give him blowjobs. The gossip somehow affects his movie characters now. I always picture him as the weird dude how always wears headphones during sex.

That the Captain, of Captain and Tennille, was so fearful and anxious about earthquakes that he had a hot air balloon on his property that they could hop into and get away. I haven’t been able to verify this, but I can believe I would make something up so random in my mind.

Cameron Diaz said her friend had a '70s bush' and every time she got in the tub it would sway back and forth like seaweed.

That Dick Powell had no sphincter and would shit on people's couches, until everyone stopped inviting him over.

^ Did Danny Thomas watch him shit?

That Errol Flynn ejaculated on Hedda Hopper's front doorknob, because of something she had written about him. From a Charles Higham book, so could be made-up.

That one of the Olsen twins used cigarettes as decorations at her wedding.

Shitbra

That Bruce Willis fucked Michael J. Fox on the latters front lawn.

^ I thought the gossip was that he fucked him in a limo at the Emmy's

Bruce fucked more teens than Demi?

Will Smith paying a bottom a large sum of money for tearing his asshole during rough sex

Will is large?

The Senatrice's "ladybugs"

[quote]The Senatrice's "ladybugs"

Why, do tell...

All the Aaron Schock dirt (which turned out to be true)

That Jennifer Lopez accidentally shat on Ben Affleck’s chest after he stuck his thumb in her ass.

I SWEAR I read that, and cannot find it anywhere on the internet now.