Macaulay Culkin Becomes a Father

This will end in a reboot of "Home Alone" in 2030.

Brenda Song was after Trace Cyrus years ago. Guess she snagged the Big Fish.

Some Disney exec is now working on a shared Home Alone/Suite Life shared universe.

Is it a boy? Is it a boy?

Aw, I'm happy for them.

I don't think Macaulay Culkin being a parent is a good idea.

I’m amazed at how so many straight people have no problem having kids together yet they consider getting married a life changing step. You can end a marriage, but a kid forever ties you with someone.

At least he found someone with a little bit of pigment, otherwise the kid could look like a stick of chalk

[quote]Brenda Song was after Trace Cyrus years ago. Guess she snagged the Big Fish.

She dated Trace for some time and faked a pregnancy and miscarriage. Trace called her out for it and she only responded to it years after the fact by saying she should have stopped the rumors but she never admitted to faking it.

R7 Not marrying is a way to limit demands on your private fortune when you split up. See: Brad Pitt. Married for 4 years, now divorce process is hitting year 5, longer than the marriage. Angie wants his money and will not stop until her ghoulish emaciated paw is crossed with a lot of silver.

Mac looks like he has a pretty big dick. Maybe on the thin side.

R7 they may be a Goldie/Kurt "marriage doesn't matter to me" type. But I do know people like what you mean who say "we're not ready to get married, but we're trying to get pregnant". One of these is permanent!

They seem like a good match. I'm rooting for them

She faked a pregnancy and a miscarriage and he thought it was a good idea to have a kid with this person?

They're engaged

[Quote] You can end a marriage, but a kid forever ties you

Not if you end the kid.

He’s looking good these days. He deserves to be happy after growing up in such a toxic family.

Look at who he's "married" to.

It's a guarantee that he's gay.

Are you saying Dave Chapelle is gay?