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Florida Woman High on Bath Salts Hits and Kills Federal Judge with Her Car

She also hit and wounded a young boy and then claimed to be Harry Potter after being taken into custody.

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by Anonymousreply 14April 11, 2021 6:20 PM

[Quote]fatally struck a federal judge visiting from New York

I knew a lady who went to Florida. She died.

by Anonymousreply 1April 11, 2021 5:40 PM

I’m sorry but JK couldn’t make up a better name the Nastasia Snape.

by Anonymousreply 2April 11, 2021 5:41 PM

I'll withhold judgment until I discover whether or not it was a Trump-appointed federal judge.

by Anonymousreply 3April 11, 2021 5:41 PM

Nastasia is a great first name. It may even be better than SharKeisha.

by Anonymousreply 4April 11, 2021 5:43 PM

Please don't let her be...

by Anonymousreply 5April 11, 2021 5:44 PM

How can she be both Harry Potter AND Snape?

by Anonymousreply 6April 11, 2021 5:49 PM

R6 Probably developed a split personality from the bath salts.

by Anonymousreply 7April 11, 2021 5:51 PM

A mild incident. She didn't even eat the judge's face off.

by Anonymousreply 8April 11, 2021 5:53 PM

R.I.P. to the judge, and I hope the kid pulls through, but this has to be one of the Floridaest stories I've read.

by Anonymousreply 9April 11, 2021 5:55 PM

Sounds like she was hired to do the job. Bath salts are the alibi.

by Anonymousreply 10April 11, 2021 5:57 PM

Headlines that start with "Florida Woman" or "Florida Man" never end happily.

by Anonymousreply 11April 11, 2021 6:00 PM

r3, all you had to do was click on the article. The second paragraph says she's been a district judge since 2003. She was appointed by Bush 2.

by Anonymousreply 12April 11, 2021 6:04 PM

I wonder if she had her name legally changed to Snape.

by Anonymousreply 13April 11, 2021 6:09 PM

Whew gurl, she is late. Bath salts are so 2014.

by Anonymousreply 14April 11, 2021 6:20 PM
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