Apparently Estée Lauder thought men in the 1980s would want to buy this once they heard Liza Minnelli sing a song from a little-remembered (even then) Broadway show.
Gee, I wonder which demographic were aiming at!
Metropolish--a shpecial fragranshe for men, by Eshtée Lauder!
Shold exshclushively at Nieman-Marcush!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 11, 2021 5:55 AM |
You'll shmell shophishticated, like a million bucksh!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 11, 2021 5:59 AM |
"Shitty lighshts!"
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 11, 2021 6:03 AM |
SHMELLSH LIKE TEEN SHPIRIT
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 11, 2021 6:17 AM |
I scratched the screen and sniffed, and it smelled like Pinesol.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 11, 2021 6:37 AM |
That was swell!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 11, 2021 6:44 AM |
Per Fragrantica.com: "Top notes are Pineapple, Spicy Mint, Petitgrain, Orange, Mandarin Orange, Juniper Berries, Lavender and Neroli; middle notes are Clary Sage, Wormwood, Clove, Tarragon, Cinnamon, Geranium and Carnation; base notes are Ambergris, Cedar, Moss, Sandalwood, Leather, Vetiver, Patchouli and Musk."
Not even an 80s homosexual would wear a scent with a top note of pineapple.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 12, 2021 1:51 PM |