Brooklyn Beckham or Romeo Beckham

Most of the family.

Romeo simply because Brooklyn now looks like the White rapper who gets murdered in a mid 2010s police procedural drama.

Brookly looks chubby.

Which one has epilepsy?

David, still. Make all the fun you want.

Isn't there another brother?

In terms of fuckability: 1) David, 2) Romeo, 3) Brooklyn. In terms of looks: 1) Romeo, 2) David, 3) Brooklyn. David seems like a total narcissist and asshole but he worked hard for his success. His sons seem to be decent people but like many spoiled rich kids, they don't seem to hav any purpose or drive to do anything meaningful, they are just idle and likely model because they have nothing else to do.

The tattoos scream “Generational Incest”.

Harper

Unfortunately the Beckham children inherited their mother's mousy features and short height and their father's intellect.

David Beckham never did anything for me. Brooklyn's looks are somewhat unfortunate. This is my first time seeing Romeo, and MOMMA LIKEY!

Romeo looks like he's trying to be Bieber 2.0.

Romeo. Even though he is going the trashy, tatted, gangsta wannabe route right now, he is still not bad looking. In five or so years he’ll probably be quite handsome.

Brooklyn is a total dud. Doughy and unremarkable. However, he does have the best nose of the three boys. I’ll give him that.

I suspect Romeo will be very very tatted.

They look like they reek of Bangers and Mash with stale port and fags.

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It is tragic. It’s so sad.

Brooklyn isn't in any way attractive but Romeo has that huge Joker mouth.

Whichever one is circumcised.

R18, all the Beckham boys are reported to be circumcised.

Brooklyn looks the least rat-like, so him.

Cruz is the best looking.

Neither. They’re children.

Cruz looks like that Star Wars character who tries to pick on Luke in the cantina.

Harsh! Lol.

I’m assuming you mean him and not the chin ball guy

They all look like male versions of Posh, especially the overall shapes of the their heads.

The did not inherit any of the father's looks or more masculine facial features.

The youngest boy Cruz seems to have the most talent. Plays instruments. He looks like a clone of Romeo. They inherited their mom's tan, big lips and nose.

Cruz is looking cute.

David. The one kid looks like a child and the other one rides the short bus.

Mingling. Dud David get his "Sir" yet?

David is such a twat

David seems like the type of narcissist that loves to show off his sons to prove how great his DNA is.

[quote] all the Beckham boys are reported to be circumcised.

Weren't they all born in England?

R33, yes, but David Beckham is of Jewish descent and is reportedly circumcised.

Romeo loves to show off. He'll have an OnlyFans soon.

Rebecca Loos said David had 7 inches

One of David's grandfathers was Jewish, r34. That doesn't make him Jewish, his kids even less so.

Romeo has dark pubes?

I am a gold star gay man but I am still going to say that I would rather fuck Vivian Vance than anyone from this trashy, chavtastic family.

Grandfather on the maternal side, but was not raised Jewish IIRC from something I've read, probably plays it up for the yanks, as they like a bit of that.

Call me "Sir David" you buncha cunts!

R37, it doesn't "make" David or his kids Jewish, but he appears to feel he has some connection to Judaism. Rebecca Loos implied in an interview that David is circumcised, and it's rumored that his 3 boys are also circumcised.

David is WASPy looking as hell. Calling himself Jewish is probably just a way for him to seem "exotic" just like how every American, black or white, has a Cherokee princess great-grandmother. Judaism is an ethnoreligious identity, you can't really feel "Jewish" just like you can't feel any type of ethnicity. You either are Jewish or not through birth (from a Jewish mom) or through religious conversion.

It doesn't matter whether he feels he has a connection to Judaism or not r42, it's what his parents would have decided. Brits don't have this obsession with getting circumcised in the way that Americans do. His "connection" with Judaism isn't religious or even cultural, it's about feeling close to his granddad. Though not close enough to get circumcised or get his kids circumcised.

Americans apparently circumcise due it being a holdover from the anti-masturbation movement in the 1800s and also the myths that foreskins are inherently dirty and cause infections and spread STIs. I was circumcised but I don't give a crap about foreskin. DLers obsession with cut or uncut is very odd.

Stop talking about whether or not they have Jewish connections and start talking bout Romeo's bulge

Cruz is growing up nicely. He will probably end up becoming much better looking than his two brothers and hopefully he'll stay away from their tattoo artists.

R44, Rebecca Loos implied in an interview that David is circumcised, so it's possible that it's because of his grandfather's Jewish heritage. Or perhaps not. But either way, it sounds like David may be cut.

Rebeca Loos just gave enigmatic answers to questions about David Beckham's anatomy to make it seem like she'd seen him in the nude.

She said he had a good 7 inches if memory serves

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Vivian Vance...seriously.

None of the kids have any fashion sense but I don't think the Beckhams were ever taken seriously in the fashion world. The PR did a great job fooling naive people.

R4 Giving this man a gold star for having the correct answer.

Those kids were never destined to be good looking judging by their parents pre-plastic surgeries looks.