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Parker Young

Made for porn, but instead on a shitty sitcom.

He needs to move to cable work so he can run around naked.

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by Anonymousreply 42January 18, 2022 7:13 PM

He is terrible on United States of Al.

His carefully constructed, overly conscious "deep voice" is reminiscent of Ryan Phillippe's, and it reinforces that he has no comic ability.

Next stop: OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 1April 9, 2021 10:11 AM

He does have comic ability.

He was great on Enlisted and funny on Suburbia.

In this show it is like he is posing, not actin.

by Anonymousreply 2April 9, 2021 10:14 AM

I want to see him, Geoff Stults and George Stults in a threeway.

All three follow each other and applaud the sexy pix they post on Instagram. I know they're dying to do it.

by Anonymousreply 3April 9, 2021 10:21 AM

What happened to the Stults?

Seem to be gone.

by Anonymousreply 4April 9, 2021 10:30 AM

You mean the Stultses.

by Anonymousreply 5April 9, 2021 10:33 AM

Yes. Yes, I would.

by Anonymousreply 6April 9, 2021 10:35 AM

Ouch...Worth 100,000......Wonder what he does to make a few extra bucks in Hollywood? Some of you DL Queens can probably get a meeting for the right price...

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by Anonymousreply 7April 9, 2021 10:55 AM

Video of Parker being adorable on Suburgatory....

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by Anonymousreply 8April 9, 2021 10:58 AM

I had forgotten how cute that show was R8

by Anonymousreply 9April 9, 2021 11:10 AM

This story Geoff Stults told about hanging out naked with Parker is so hot. Between these two and skinny dipping enthusiast Chris Lowell, Enlisted seems like a fun set.

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by Anonymousreply 10April 9, 2021 11:14 AM

He’s probably too much of a prude to ever get naked. Gives me house in Austin with “Live, Laugh, Love” hanging in his home as a part of his blonde wife’s decoration style.

Haha, just checked. His wife is a bottle blonde. I fucking knew it.

by Anonymousreply 11April 9, 2021 5:45 PM

he was pretty good in 4th Man Out with Evan Todd

by Anonymousreply 12April 9, 2021 5:52 PM

Jane Levy from "Suburgatory" is now being adorable on "Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist."

by Anonymousreply 13April 9, 2021 8:14 PM

He wasn't bad in Imposters. He and Rob Heaps are two very different kinds of hot.

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by Anonymousreply 14April 9, 2021 9:09 PM

I find him the right combination of handsome face and adorable.

by Anonymousreply 15April 9, 2021 9:26 PM

He’s smokin hot.

by Anonymousreply 16April 9, 2021 10:07 PM

Imposters was a blast; I wish Bravo hadn’t canceled it.

by Anonymousreply 17April 10, 2021 1:25 AM

He was good in Imposters. I don’t think anyone can be “good” in anything Chuck Lorre.

He’s getting that Chuck Lorre shitty no laugh sitcom CBS money though so good for him.

by Anonymousreply 18April 10, 2021 1:53 AM

Oh, how wonderful it would be to get it on with Young, Stults and Lowell. One to suck, one to fuck and one to be fucked by.

by Anonymousreply 19April 10, 2021 2:47 AM

He must have jewish folks in his genetics? he looks like such a handsome all American jew.

by Anonymousreply 20April 10, 2021 2:59 AM

R10 I hate that cutesy low-key bromophobia

by Anonymousreply 21April 10, 2021 4:42 AM

R20 he does not.

by Anonymousreply 22April 10, 2021 7:39 AM

Seems really nice and humble to be so hot. I follow him on IG

by Anonymousreply 23April 10, 2021 9:54 AM

Was it cancelled yet?

by Anonymousreply 24April 16, 2021 4:51 PM

His pits looked great when he was doing his pull ups

by Anonymousreply 25April 16, 2021 5:01 PM

Has Mama's Mussy commented?

by Anonymousreply 26April 16, 2021 6:52 PM

where are the nude shots? all i see are shirtless ones.

by Anonymousreply 27April 16, 2021 6:55 PM

He does have a NICE ass in jean...or out.

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by Anonymousreply 28April 16, 2021 6:59 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 29April 21, 2021 1:52 AM

Just looking at him makes me want to touch myself.

by Anonymousreply 30April 21, 2021 2:46 AM

[quote] he was pretty good in 4th Man Out with Evan Todd

Didn’t he have cock and hole pics that leaked?

by Anonymousreply 31April 21, 2021 3:11 AM

Or did his cock and hole just leak?

by Anonymousreply 32April 22, 2021 12:19 AM

Parker and Geoff do have an interesting relationship they are very close given that age gap. Naked skinny dipping…. I wouldn’t be shocked if some other naked activity has happened before.

by Anonymousreply 33May 25, 2021 11:01 AM

Nah, OP, he's were he should be. The United States of Al may not be great, but it's better than him living his "best life" doing porn. He's probably getting a decent salary and it could lead to somewhere, once it finishes.

by Anonymousreply 34May 25, 2021 11:07 AM

Kind of liked him in Imposters, which was a quirky but watchable show. Too bad it was canceled. Rob Heaps's character, Ezra, was adorkable.

by Anonymousreply 35May 25, 2021 11:19 AM

Parker Young married his high school sweetheart and girlfriend of the past 16 years. The wedding officiated by his United States of Al co-star Adhir Kalyan.

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by Anonymousreply 36January 18, 2022 10:21 AM

He's alright although this guy is hotter:

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by Anonymousreply 37January 18, 2022 10:42 AM
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by Anonymousreply 38January 18, 2022 10:47 AM

R37 I mean...who and why the fuck? Make your own thread.

by Anonymousreply 39January 18, 2022 10:59 AM

R39 as this is DL, you must learn to live with he disappointment of not always getting what you want, which is apparently a thread of fawning over some random hot actor who has better counterparts on Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 40January 18, 2022 11:03 AM

Skimpy chest hair pattern; should shave it.

by Anonymousreply 41January 18, 2022 5:10 PM

WHET Rob Heaps?

by Anonymousreply 42January 18, 2022 7:13 PM
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