Cardi B is showing off her new ass

gross

Gross

New hair, too.

She doesn’t have bad hair r3

If I had an ass like that, I'd be hiding it under a billowing caftan.

And I might never leave the house.

If I weren't already gay this would definitely do the trick. It’s all lumpy and loose.

Don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem.

Does it get it's own zip code?

🙊 Having an ass isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Her body looked better before. Idk why that Kardashian huge ass trend has everyone, even Madonna, getting fake asses

Instagram engagement, presumable.

*presumably

She knows how to make an exit and should do it more often.

Someone bought a fake ASS in an attempt to be the most fuckable/desirable person to straight men. that’s it. It’s madness.

paging Ben Barnes ....

Is dat ass 3 or 4 axe handles wide?

She can barely walk.

When did the Venus of Willendorf become #AssGoalz?

That's the extent of her talent.

At first I was intrigued by her, but she's kind of a whore, isn't she?

I heard people with those implant ass could even put on a yoga pants or go jogging. It is not worth it.

It's absolutely not worth it. Just wear butt pads and photoshop your pics and vids.

It's absolutely not worth it. Just wear butt pads and photoshop your pics and vids.

Isn't she the BFF of Wendy Williams?

Plumpitty Rumpitty

One would need a Cardi-Ologist after working that Cardi B-ooty.

If someone ever told her to haul ass, she'd have to make two trips.

if her new ass makes her a better rapper, I'm all for it.

How ingenious! An ass that doubles for an underground parking spot! 🚗

Hi Cardi b. Hi Cardi B’s ass.

Huge asses are gross. These aren’t implants. It is fat injections.

That is sad.

I can remember when "fatass" was considered an insult.

Hope she never has to ride the bus.

At least her booty is not made of cement like Nicki Minaj.

Why are these circus freaks idolized?

There are places she can't reach with a washcloth.

[quote] “And body as a whole”

I’m fascinated that O.P. actually thinks that this is a sentence. I can’t even give O.P. credit for quotation marks, as those are mine (not that she’d know what those are, anyway). The statement “And body as a whole” just sounds so wrong on various levels, not just on a grammatical one.

R26 is my spirit animal.

How empowering.

I don't think the whole body is new, she had those boobs back in 2018 or 2019, just after the baby. The body below the waist has been resized and reshaped though, maybe her previous work sagged? I know she looked weird a couple years ago.

Repulsive.

These giant baboon-like asses are hideous, and unintentionally hilarious. Do these whores have to book two seats on a plane now, one for each gargantuan ass cheek?

Her toilet:

American vulgarity at its best

🙄 Just ain't natural .........

[quote]At first I was intrigued by her, but she's kind of a whore, isn't she?

She has a song about doing Kegel's while she’s riding a dick... so yes.

Actually, R17, the poor Venus had a flat ass.

She has always been classy.

always classy

Everyone knows she was a stripper

A serious question from someone who grew up in a culture where the vast majority of people are skinny: Where is this considered hot? Do Latinos and African Americans find this hot?

Stripper does not necessarily equal using a beer bottle as a dildo.

R50 it’s 2021. Big asses are in for years thanks to ... the Kardashians

Big asses have always been a thing among blacks and latinos.

But they’re mainstream now, thanks to the Kardashians r53.

Not black or Latina b

Americans don't know anything about class and dignity

What did she name it?

She's not getting any white dick with that jello ass. Only black and some hispanic men like that garbage plate of an ass.

The Kardashians only fuck black guys which is why they all got inflated asses. The only one who didn’t blow out her ass is Kourtney, because she mainly dates white guys.

Embarrassing she paid all that money to look like Lizzo.

R57 ummmm there are men of every race who likes big asses and men who don’t.

Race has nothing to do with anything.

Also, who said she’s trying to get a white man? She’s married to a black man... wtf.

The racists have to always make everything about themselves

R57 don't you know that straight men, regardless of race, will fuck anything?

Again, big asses are in now.

So fucking disgusting.

Are those implants or did she get something injected?

Only in LA, darling. ☹️

So many clueless old white effeminates here. Men love huge butts today. Not only black and latin men, men of all races. Just go on TikTok and Instagram and see how people go wild over big bubble butts.

ZaddyBro and have spoken! Thread closed.

R67 exactly. Young guys of all races like fat asses. It’s become the norm, again, thanks to the Kardashians, who have been around since like 2007.

The problem is a lot of old white guys here are not I tune with what’s hot now, what dudes born after 1986 like. They react like it’s still 1971.

[quote]The problem is a lot of old white guys here are not I tune with what’s hot now, what dudes born after 1986 like.

Yeah, that's the problem here, not our trash culture.

So what you're saying is that young guys have shit taste.

My understanding is she actually paid for her ass to look like that. I don’t understand the world anymore.

There is a difference between a natural big butt and these exaggerated cartoon butts though. Go watch the Baby Got Back video from the 90’s.

What dudes want

Men like the big cartoon anal porn asses now.

TRASH!!!

R67, no they do not. Most of the white, straight guys I know think they are disgusting. What they do like are firm, tight little asses.

R78 please spare me the bullshit

Looks better from the back than from the front. Surprised no one has mentioned the hip / thigh tattoos. She will regret those & will also regret stretching her skin out like that.