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My next door neighbor is annoying

She is in her early to mid 20s, approx 6’ tall and ugly. Every evening she calls a neighborhood cat to feed it. She has this slow and low voice that I can hear whether my windows are open or closed. She goes “here kitty kitty” in a long drawn out monotone. It’s unnerving to say the least. What can I do about her?

by Anonymousreply 38Last Saturday at 5:25 PM

You sound like a jerk

by Anonymousreply 1Last Thursday at 9:51 AM

Suggest she move. She deserves better neighbors.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Thursday at 9:53 AM

Knock on her door and tell her to stop. Also, look in the mirror.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Thursday at 9:53 AM

Probably best eat arsenic, OP. If she's that irritating to you, can you imagine what your poor neighbors must think about you!

by Anonymousreply 4Last Thursday at 9:56 AM

I had a friend over to eat dinner on my patio the other eve and she’s outside doing her kitty call for st least 30 min. My friend kept laughing because of the manly tone of her voice and how long she kept at it. Here kitty kitty.

by Anonymousreply 5Last Thursday at 9:57 AM

Contact me. I have some ideas.

BTW Do you have any pineapple?

by Anonymousreply 6Last Thursday at 9:57 AM

R4 I don’t do nightly annoying activities and I’m not ugly

by Anonymousreply 7Last Thursday at 9:58 AM

Also.... she showed up at my front door trick or treating in 2019. She’s in her 20s and 6’ tall! She dressed vas you might guess, a cat. She didn’t say a word to me except MEOW. She’s a fucking nut job!

by Anonymousreply 8Last Thursday at 10:01 AM

At least she's not the Goys, OP.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Thursday at 10:06 AM

You expected what, sympathy, OP? On catalounge?

by Anonymousreply 10Last Thursday at 10:16 AM

Oh, op. You love it. She makes for great jokes.

I would go engage her during her cat calls and let her in on the joke. She is probably much better adjusted than you and could appreciate it.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Thursday at 10:19 AM

OP, ignore these asshole cat cunts here.

Cat traps work, and then it's a quick trip to the shelter one county over.

I can't suggest what to do about the bitch, but what would be appropriate would also be right for the cunts on this thread. After all, she is in her 20s, which means she is an asocialized, selfish, stupid and uneducable cunt herself who, like others of her "generation," will remain absolutely useless and pompous the rest of her miserable fish-smelling (from the F. Feast) life.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Thursday at 10:21 AM

OP & R12, you’re a match made in miserable heaven. May you be together til you each choke on your own bile.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Thursday at 10:23 AM

I like cats ass-face! I just don’t like goons who sound like retarded men calling here kitty !!

by Anonymousreply 14Last Thursday at 10:24 AM

Dress up in a furry cat costume and meow at her door.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Thursday at 10:40 AM

Haha! Plushy play!!

by Anonymousreply 16Last Thursday at 11:01 AM

OP keeps mentioning her height for no reason, jealousy?

by Anonymousreply 17Last Thursday at 11:10 AM

Cut the bitch when she least expects it.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Thursday at 11:16 AM

OP, you're a dick.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Thursday at 11:18 AM

When I saw the thread title I thought that old man with the Lhasa Apso had a terrible falling out with Joel!

by Anonymousreply 20Last Thursday at 11:19 AM

R14, are a lot of goons saying 'here kitty' to you? Maybe take it as a compliment?

by Anonymousreply 21Last Thursday at 11:19 AM

Here kitty kitty. Here kitty kitty! Ugh!

by Anonymousreply 22Last Thursday at 12:14 PM

When I worked at a shoe store next to a pet store I went in on my lunch every day and taught the parrots to say 'heeeeeeere kitty, kitty kitty'

by Anonymousreply 23Last Thursday at 1:14 PM

I guess you’re just going to have to kill her, OP. Seems like nothing less will appease you.

by Anonymousreply 24Last Thursday at 1:29 PM

🎼 🥁 📣

OP is 5'8!

OP is 5'8!

You didn't have to telllll us, We know because you're jeal-ous

OP is 5'8!

by Anonymousreply 25Last Thursday at 1:42 PM

There's an older lady nextdoor who trills out the back door each evening, "Come back, li'l Sheba!".

The other night I heard her sadly say, "Oh Doc, I think li'l Sheba's not comin' back".

by Anonymousreply 26Last Thursday at 1:44 PM

Are you sure it's not a labesian mating call?

by Anonymousreply 27Last Thursday at 1:46 PM

OP I think you could be her Catnip!!

by Anonymousreply 28Last Thursday at 1:51 PM

Hey, Frau-Cunt, you smell like old pussy.

The question is whether the stench is coming from the inside or the outside, you fat-ass animal abuser.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Thursday at 2:05 PM

Surprise anal.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Thursday at 2:10 PM

Stick your dildo unlubed in your ass each night when she feeds the kitty.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Thursday at 3:06 PM

You should kill yourself, OP...that would teach her a lesson!

by Anonymousreply 32Last Thursday at 3:55 PM

R32 I’m too stupid to know how. You show me first.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Thursday at 4:28 PM

Here shitty shitty

by Anonymousreply 34Last Thursday at 4:35 PM

You seem desperate for any kind of attention, OP.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Thursday at 4:39 PM

Kill the fucking cat. Problem solved.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Thursday at 7:06 PM

Fucking bitch is outside doing it right now.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Saturday at 5:22 PM


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