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My next door neighbor is annoying

She is in her early to mid 20s, approx 6’ tall and ugly. Every evening she calls a neighborhood cat to feed it. She has this slow and low voice that I can hear whether my windows are open or closed. She goes “here kitty kitty” in a long drawn out monotone. It’s unnerving to say the least. What can I do about her?

by Anonymousreply 38April 11, 2021 1:25 AM

You sound like a jerk

by Anonymousreply 1April 8, 2021 5:51 PM

Suggest she move. She deserves better neighbors.

by Anonymousreply 2April 8, 2021 5:53 PM

Knock on her door and tell her to stop. Also, look in the mirror.

by Anonymousreply 3April 8, 2021 5:53 PM

Probably best eat arsenic, OP. If she's that irritating to you, can you imagine what your poor neighbors must think about you!

by Anonymousreply 4April 8, 2021 5:56 PM

I had a friend over to eat dinner on my patio the other eve and she’s outside doing her kitty call for st least 30 min. My friend kept laughing because of the manly tone of her voice and how long she kept at it. Here kitty kitty.

by Anonymousreply 5April 8, 2021 5:57 PM

Contact me. I have some ideas.

BTW Do you have any pineapple?

by Anonymousreply 6April 8, 2021 5:57 PM

R4 I don’t do nightly annoying activities and I’m not ugly

by Anonymousreply 7April 8, 2021 5:58 PM

Also.... she showed up at my front door trick or treating in 2019. She’s in her 20s and 6’ tall! She dressed vas you might guess, a cat. She didn’t say a word to me except MEOW. She’s a fucking nut job!

by Anonymousreply 8April 8, 2021 6:01 PM

At least she's not the Goys, OP.

by Anonymousreply 9April 8, 2021 6:06 PM

You expected what, sympathy, OP? On catalounge?

by Anonymousreply 10April 8, 2021 6:16 PM

Oh, op. You love it. She makes for great jokes.

I would go engage her during her cat calls and let her in on the joke. She is probably much better adjusted than you and could appreciate it.

by Anonymousreply 11April 8, 2021 6:19 PM

OP, ignore these asshole cat cunts here.

Cat traps work, and then it's a quick trip to the shelter one county over.

I can't suggest what to do about the bitch, but what would be appropriate would also be right for the cunts on this thread. After all, she is in her 20s, which means she is an asocialized, selfish, stupid and uneducable cunt herself who, like others of her "generation," will remain absolutely useless and pompous the rest of her miserable fish-smelling (from the F. Feast) life.

by Anonymousreply 12April 8, 2021 6:21 PM

OP & R12, you’re a match made in miserable heaven. May you be together til you each choke on your own bile.

by Anonymousreply 13April 8, 2021 6:23 PM

I like cats ass-face! I just don’t like goons who sound like retarded men calling here kitty !!

by Anonymousreply 14April 8, 2021 6:24 PM

Dress up in a furry cat costume and meow at her door.

by Anonymousreply 15April 8, 2021 6:40 PM

Haha! Plushy play!!

by Anonymousreply 16April 8, 2021 7:01 PM

OP keeps mentioning her height for no reason, jealousy?

by Anonymousreply 17April 8, 2021 7:10 PM

Cut the bitch when she least expects it.

by Anonymousreply 18April 8, 2021 7:16 PM

OP, you're a dick.

by Anonymousreply 19April 8, 2021 7:18 PM

When I saw the thread title I thought that old man with the Lhasa Apso had a terrible falling out with Joel!

by Anonymousreply 20April 8, 2021 7:19 PM

R14, are a lot of goons saying 'here kitty' to you? Maybe take it as a compliment?

by Anonymousreply 21April 8, 2021 7:19 PM

Here kitty kitty. Here kitty kitty! Ugh!

by Anonymousreply 22April 8, 2021 8:14 PM

When I worked at a shoe store next to a pet store I went in on my lunch every day and taught the parrots to say 'heeeeeeere kitty, kitty kitty'

by Anonymousreply 23April 8, 2021 9:14 PM

I guess you’re just going to have to kill her, OP. Seems like nothing less will appease you.

by Anonymousreply 24April 8, 2021 9:29 PM

🎼 🥁 📣

OP is 5'8!

OP is 5'8!

You didn't have to telllll us, We know because you're jeal-ous

OP is 5'8!

by Anonymousreply 25April 8, 2021 9:42 PM

There's an older lady nextdoor who trills out the back door each evening, "Come back, li'l Sheba!".

The other night I heard her sadly say, "Oh Doc, I think li'l Sheba's not comin' back".

by Anonymousreply 26April 8, 2021 9:44 PM

Are you sure it's not a labesian mating call?

by Anonymousreply 27April 8, 2021 9:46 PM

OP I think you could be her Catnip!!

by Anonymousreply 28April 8, 2021 9:51 PM

Hey, Frau-Cunt, you smell like old pussy.

The question is whether the stench is coming from the inside or the outside, you fat-ass animal abuser.

by Anonymousreply 29April 8, 2021 10:05 PM

Surprise anal.

by Anonymousreply 30April 8, 2021 10:10 PM

Stick your dildo unlubed in your ass each night when she feeds the kitty.

by Anonymousreply 31April 8, 2021 11:06 PM

You should kill yourself, OP...that would teach her a lesson!

by Anonymousreply 32April 8, 2021 11:55 PM

R32 I’m too stupid to know how. You show me first.

by Anonymousreply 33April 9, 2021 12:28 AM

Here shitty shitty

by Anonymousreply 34April 9, 2021 12:35 AM

You seem desperate for any kind of attention, OP.

by Anonymousreply 35April 9, 2021 12:39 AM

Kill the fucking cat. Problem solved.

by Anonymousreply 36April 9, 2021 3:06 AM

Fucking bitch is outside doing it right now.

by Anonymousreply 37April 11, 2021 1:22 AM

You need INTENSE TEN YEARS OF THERAPY, OP.

by Anonymousreply 38April 11, 2021 1:25 AM
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