She is in her early to mid 20s, approx 6’ tall and ugly. Every evening she calls a neighborhood cat to feed it. She has this slow and low voice that I can hear whether my windows are open or closed. She goes “here kitty kitty” in a long drawn out monotone. It’s unnerving to say the least. What can I do about her?
My next door neighbor is annoying
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 11, 2021 1:25 AM |
You sound like a jerk
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 8, 2021 5:51 PM |
Suggest she move. She deserves better neighbors.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 8, 2021 5:53 PM |
Knock on her door and tell her to stop. Also, look in the mirror.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 8, 2021 5:53 PM |
Probably best eat arsenic, OP. If she's that irritating to you, can you imagine what your poor neighbors must think about you!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 8, 2021 5:56 PM |
I had a friend over to eat dinner on my patio the other eve and she’s outside doing her kitty call for st least 30 min. My friend kept laughing because of the manly tone of her voice and how long she kept at it. Here kitty kitty.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 8, 2021 5:57 PM |
Contact me. I have some ideas.
BTW Do you have any pineapple?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 8, 2021 5:57 PM |
R4 I don’t do nightly annoying activities and I’m not ugly
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 8, 2021 5:58 PM |
Also.... she showed up at my front door trick or treating in 2019. She’s in her 20s and 6’ tall! She dressed vas you might guess, a cat. She didn’t say a word to me except MEOW. She’s a fucking nut job!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 8, 2021 6:01 PM |
At least she's not the Goys, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 8, 2021 6:06 PM |
You expected what, sympathy, OP? On catalounge?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 8, 2021 6:16 PM |
Oh, op. You love it. She makes for great jokes.
I would go engage her during her cat calls and let her in on the joke. She is probably much better adjusted than you and could appreciate it.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 8, 2021 6:19 PM |
OP, ignore these asshole cat cunts here.
Cat traps work, and then it's a quick trip to the shelter one county over.
I can't suggest what to do about the bitch, but what would be appropriate would also be right for the cunts on this thread. After all, she is in her 20s, which means she is an asocialized, selfish, stupid and uneducable cunt herself who, like others of her "generation," will remain absolutely useless and pompous the rest of her miserable fish-smelling (from the F. Feast) life.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 8, 2021 6:21 PM |
OP & R12, you’re a match made in miserable heaven. May you be together til you each choke on your own bile.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 8, 2021 6:23 PM |
I like cats ass-face! I just don’t like goons who sound like retarded men calling here kitty !!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 8, 2021 6:24 PM |
Dress up in a furry cat costume and meow at her door.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 8, 2021 6:40 PM |
Haha! Plushy play!!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 8, 2021 7:01 PM |
OP keeps mentioning her height for no reason, jealousy?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 8, 2021 7:10 PM |
Cut the bitch when she least expects it.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 8, 2021 7:16 PM |
OP, you're a dick.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 8, 2021 7:18 PM |
When I saw the thread title I thought that old man with the Lhasa Apso had a terrible falling out with Joel!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 8, 2021 7:19 PM |
R14, are a lot of goons saying 'here kitty' to you? Maybe take it as a compliment?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 8, 2021 7:19 PM |
Here kitty kitty. Here kitty kitty! Ugh!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 8, 2021 8:14 PM |
When I worked at a shoe store next to a pet store I went in on my lunch every day and taught the parrots to say 'heeeeeeere kitty, kitty kitty'
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 8, 2021 9:14 PM |
I guess you’re just going to have to kill her, OP. Seems like nothing less will appease you.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 8, 2021 9:29 PM |
🎼 🥁 📣
OP is 5'8!
OP is 5'8!
You didn't have to telllll us, We know because you're jeal-ous
OP is 5'8!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 8, 2021 9:42 PM |
There's an older lady nextdoor who trills out the back door each evening, "Come back, li'l Sheba!".
The other night I heard her sadly say, "Oh Doc, I think li'l Sheba's not comin' back".
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 8, 2021 9:44 PM |
Are you sure it's not a labesian mating call?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 8, 2021 9:46 PM |
OP I think you could be her Catnip!!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 8, 2021 9:51 PM |
Hey, Frau-Cunt, you smell like old pussy.
The question is whether the stench is coming from the inside or the outside, you fat-ass animal abuser.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 8, 2021 10:05 PM |
Surprise anal.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 8, 2021 10:10 PM |
Stick your dildo unlubed in your ass each night when she feeds the kitty.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 8, 2021 11:06 PM |
You should kill yourself, OP...that would teach her a lesson!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 8, 2021 11:55 PM |
R32 I’m too stupid to know how. You show me first.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 9, 2021 12:28 AM |
Here shitty shitty
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 9, 2021 12:35 AM |
You seem desperate for any kind of attention, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 9, 2021 12:39 AM |
Kill the fucking cat. Problem solved.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 9, 2021 3:06 AM |
Fucking bitch is outside doing it right now.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 11, 2021 1:22 AM |
You need INTENSE TEN YEARS OF THERAPY, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 11, 2021 1:25 AM |