Christopher Meloni

He is definitely competing for a spot of honor on the Presenting Cakes thread.

I’d have eaten it 20 years ago and I’ll eat it now.

Dear god, that thing is SPECTACULAR.

I hope we never find out he's actually a douchenozzle.

He seems so cool about being loved by gay men and doesn't mind a quick tease for humor vs. serious gay baiting to enhance his career.

It's a national treasure. I had to pause Handmaid's Tale and jerk off to this scene.

Hope Biden gives him the National Medal of Hot Cakes.

That is amazing

I'd sop that up with a biscuit. Wait. Fuck the biscuit.

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R7, he loves this sort of attention and has never made a secret of it.

I want to go to there!

How many actors have shown hole on screen? Chris is a National treasure and his butt should have its own holiday.

I could eat that ass for hours.

Butter and jelly optional.

A nude statue of him needs to be erected in Times Square.

He's the reason the word buttocks was invented.

[quote] A nude statue of him needs to be erected in Times Square.

Can we mount it?

WHY did they tease us with a Fred-Meloni encounter only to have Meloni killed off? Ugh. I stopped watching the Handmaid’s Tale because of that.