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if you able to walk immediately after gettin fucked u weren't fucked good

and i feel sad for u

by Anonymousreply 12April 8, 2021 4:24 PM

Does getting “fucked good” also cause a deterioration of communication skills?

I feel sorry for you.

Also, I’ve been fucked until I cried, heard hymns, and saw the light.

by Anonymousreply 1April 8, 2021 1:14 PM

A pearl of wisdom passed from mother to son, I'm sure...

by Anonymousreply 2April 8, 2021 1:24 PM

I sing The Yellow Rose of Texas.

by Anonymousreply 3April 8, 2021 1:26 PM

rosie/op, sex on uself with a dildo doesn't count

by Anonymousreply 4April 8, 2021 1:36 PM

Miss OP keeps a wheelchair in her apartment. She then guilts her hook ups into staying the weekend by claiming the fuck has left her a cripple and forcing them to push her around Walmart the next day so she can get her groceries for the week.

by Anonymousreply 5April 8, 2021 1:41 PM

R4 & R5 😂🤣😂🤣

You fuckers, yous...

by Anonymousreply 6April 8, 2021 2:11 PM

Sorry, but this booty was made for walkin'.

by Anonymousreply 7April 8, 2021 2:12 PM

Won’t be able to walk after a real dick, that’s for sure!

by Anonymousreply 8April 8, 2021 2:12 PM

Call me when you take a fist

by Anonymousreply 9April 8, 2021 2:16 PM

I usually walk to the bank and cash the check.

by Anonymousreply 10April 8, 2021 2:25 PM

How big a dick we talking? Like 8 inches? I could use that RN 🤤

by Anonymousreply 11April 8, 2021 2:31 PM

I feel bad for people who don't have a million bucks in their 401k.

by Anonymousreply 12April 8, 2021 4:24 PM
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