and i feel sad for u
if you able to walk immediately after gettin fucked u weren't fucked good
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 8, 2021 4:24 PM |
Does getting “fucked good” also cause a deterioration of communication skills?
I feel sorry for you.
Also, I’ve been fucked until I cried, heard hymns, and saw the light.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 8, 2021 1:14 PM |
A pearl of wisdom passed from mother to son, I'm sure...
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 8, 2021 1:24 PM |
I sing The Yellow Rose of Texas.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 8, 2021 1:26 PM |
rosie/op, sex on uself with a dildo doesn't count
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 8, 2021 1:36 PM |
Miss OP keeps a wheelchair in her apartment. She then guilts her hook ups into staying the weekend by claiming the fuck has left her a cripple and forcing them to push her around Walmart the next day so she can get her groceries for the week.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 8, 2021 1:41 PM |
R4 & R5 😂🤣😂🤣
You fuckers, yous...
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 8, 2021 2:11 PM |
Sorry, but this booty was made for walkin'.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 8, 2021 2:12 PM |
Won’t be able to walk after a real dick, that’s for sure!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 8, 2021 2:12 PM |
Call me when you take a fist
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 8, 2021 2:16 PM |
I usually walk to the bank and cash the check.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 8, 2021 2:25 PM |
How big a dick we talking? Like 8 inches? I could use that RN 🤤
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 8, 2021 2:31 PM |
I feel bad for people who don't have a million bucks in their 401k.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 8, 2021 4:24 PM |