and i feel sad for u
if you able to walk immediately after gettin fucked u weren't fucked good
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | Last Thursday at 8:24 AM |
Does getting “fucked good” also cause a deterioration of communication skills?
I feel sorry for you.
Also, I’ve been fucked until I cried, heard hymns, and saw the light.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | Last Thursday at 5:14 AM |
A pearl of wisdom passed from mother to son, I'm sure...
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | Last Thursday at 5:24 AM |
I sing The Yellow Rose of Texas.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | Last Thursday at 5:26 AM |
rosie/op, sex on uself with a dildo doesn't count
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | Last Thursday at 5:36 AM |
Miss OP keeps a wheelchair in her apartment. She then guilts her hook ups into staying the weekend by claiming the fuck has left her a cripple and forcing them to push her around Walmart the next day so she can get her groceries for the week.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | Last Thursday at 5:41 AM |
R4 & R5 😂🤣😂🤣
You fuckers, yous...
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | Last Thursday at 6:11 AM |
Sorry, but this booty was made for walkin'.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | Last Thursday at 6:12 AM |
Won’t be able to walk after a real dick, that’s for sure!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | Last Thursday at 6:12 AM |
Call me when you take a fist
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | Last Thursday at 6:16 AM |
I usually walk to the bank and cash the check.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | Last Thursday at 6:25 AM |
How big a dick we talking? Like 8 inches? I could use that RN 🤤
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | Last Thursday at 6:31 AM |
I feel bad for people who don't have a million bucks in their 401k.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | Last Thursday at 8:24 AM |