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Let’s be Demi Lovato

I am the “constant healing”!

by Anonymousreply 39May 19, 2021 11:49 AM

I’m the string of shady men.

by Anonymousreply 1April 8, 2021 4:10 AM

I'm the vagina flicking

by Anonymousreply 2April 8, 2021 4:14 AM

I'm no-sugar frozen yogurt.

by Anonymousreply 3April 20, 2021 6:39 AM

I'm her suffocated cottage cheese ass. And I hate how she sausages me into tight clothes.

by Anonymousreply 4April 20, 2021 6:44 AM

I’m the blown-out voice that YASSSS KWEENS pretend is “epic”!

by Anonymousreply 5April 20, 2021 6:49 AM

She’s just an awful narcissist

by Anonymousreply 6April 20, 2021 6:49 AM

I'm the irrelevance.

by Anonymousreply 7April 20, 2021 7:03 AM

*I* am the ego.

by Anonymousreply 8April 20, 2021 7:05 AM

I'm the heroin just biding my time.

by Anonymousreply 9April 20, 2021 7:14 AM

I'm a fat low IQ zero-talent junkie that sucked cocks to get enough gigs to become slightly famous.

by Anonymousreply 10April 20, 2021 7:15 AM

I'm going to speedball away and a couple of days later, when I'm back down on ground level, I'm going to make that inspirational confession that sobriety is an everyday struggle but that I'm FIRM in my resolution, that I am STRONG and that I am now HEALING.

by Anonymousreply 11April 20, 2021 7:17 AM

I'm the unhinged Twitter Army!

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by Anonymousreply 12April 20, 2021 7:17 AM

I'm the many, many pills

by Anonymousreply 13April 20, 2021 7:21 AM

I want to like her but can't stand her music or her voice. The rant about sugar free options triggering her eating disorder? Is she high? Again? People eat sugar free foods for different reasons, not just dieting.

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by Anonymousreply 14April 20, 2021 7:38 AM

fat ugly butch skunt who is a talentless flop.

by Anonymousreply 15April 20, 2021 7:45 AM

I'm her camel-toe

by Anonymousreply 16April 20, 2021 9:00 AM

I’m the weed she still smokes and the liquor she still drinks, despite being a “recovering” addict, because she’s “California sober.”

by Anonymousreply 17April 20, 2021 10:10 AM

I’m the universe that must revolve around her endless needs.

by Anonymousreply 18April 20, 2021 3:01 PM

I'm her winning smile.

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by Anonymousreply 19April 20, 2021 3:09 PM

My pasty pussy is itchy

by Anonymousreply 20April 20, 2021 3:17 PM

I'm just glad to be me. I wouldn't wish the type of pain Demi has experienced on anyone.

by Anonymousreply 21April 20, 2021 3:22 PM

I'm the anonymous threatening letters, PMs, and tweets to Selena Gomez.

by Anonymousreply 22April 20, 2021 3:40 PM

I’m HPV, Herpes and anal warts.

by Anonymousreply 23April 20, 2021 9:19 PM

R23 is there prolapse?

by Anonymousreply 24April 20, 2021 9:57 PM

I'm her butt chin

by Anonymousreply 25April 20, 2021 10:29 PM

I'm the literal murder of thousands of full-figured eating-disordered queer women-of-color by fro-yo shops.

by Anonymousreply 26April 21, 2021 6:10 AM

I’m the pronouns waiting to be chosen...

by Anonymousreply 27April 21, 2021 6:46 AM

I'm the traumatic flashbacks to the Barney the Dinosaur craze of the 1990s in which she was complicit. That fat purple freak dragged [italic]Sesame Street[/italic] down to his level and didn't do Mister Rogers any favors either. The fact that this was considered worthy of government money is part of the reason Republicans took back Congress in the 1990s.

by Anonymousreply 28April 21, 2021 7:34 AM

good god amighty where does this fat ugly bitch come off giving or dissin advice?????

cant even find a man to sleep with her fat ass for long....

by Anonymousreply 29April 25, 2021 4:28 AM

I’m the “Do better.”

by Anonymousreply 30April 25, 2021 4:30 AM

R12, those Twitter people are insane. Weren't they the ones who came up with #kathygriffinshouldberaped or something, after Kathy called her "Debi Lovato"?

by Anonymousreply 31April 25, 2021 4:37 AM

I am "just a human". So I take drugs

by Anonymousreply 32April 25, 2021 4:51 AM

i am her horrible, horrible haircut

by Anonymousreply 33April 25, 2021 4:53 AM

I’m the gold medalist in the Victimhood Olympics!

by Anonymousreply 34April 25, 2021 12:31 PM

I'm Demi's trigger, just waiting to be activated whenever she demands attention.

by Anonymousreply 35April 25, 2021 12:40 PM

I’m the blending sponge. I’m waiting to the blend the cave-painting-level contouring on her face.

I’m still waiting.

by Anonymousreply 36April 25, 2021 1:38 PM

Darfur orphan @ R21, I absolutely adore you. That was beyond witty. And R26 is hilarious as well.

by Anonymousreply 37April 25, 2021 4:06 PM

I am the new and shiny pronouns.

by Anonymousreply 38May 19, 2021 11:15 AM

I'm the suicide threat she'll make when she discovers this thread.

by Anonymousreply 39May 19, 2021 11:49 AM
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