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Find Out Your Royal Name

1. Lord/Lady

2. Pet's name

3. Last thing you ate

of

4. Last place you shopped

Offsite Link
by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 144Yesterday at 7:51 AM

Lady Tinkerbell El Taco Tote has a nice ring to it.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 1Last Wednesday at 7:30 PM

Lady Shelby Macaroni of Publix

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 2Last Wednesday at 7:32 PM

Lord Sampson Caesar of Pavilion

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 3Last Wednesday at 7:34 PM

Lord Feliz Brussels of Gelsons 😂👑🤴🏻🤷🏻‍♂️

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 4Last Wednesday at 7:36 PM

Lord Tiny Honeybun of Ernies

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 5Last Wednesday at 7:37 PM

Lord Datamining

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 6Last Wednesday at 7:37 PM

Lord Luke Burrito Bowl of Rite Aid ??

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 7Last Wednesday at 7:38 PM

Only 7 posts in and all of these are excellent already

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 8Last Wednesday at 7:40 PM

Lord Charlie Brown Chardonnay of Manly Beach.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 9Last Wednesday at 7:40 PM

Lord Bella Bacon of Forestfarm.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 10Last Wednesday at 7:42 PM

moronic

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 11Last Wednesday at 7:43 PM

Lord Annie Banana of Ace Hardware.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 12Last Wednesday at 7:48 PM

No, no, no.

Your Royal name is:

1. Lord or Lady

2. Your *first* pet’s name

3. Your mother’s maiden name

4. The street you grew up on

5. The last four of your SSN, and

6. Your bank.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 13Last Wednesday at 7:52 PM

^^^ FFS.

Lighten up, Francis.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 14Last Wednesday at 7:53 PM

r13 Exactly...

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 15Last Wednesday at 7:54 PM

Lady Lucy Lasagne of Kroger.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 16Last Wednesday at 8:00 PM

Lady Olivia Carrot

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 17Last Wednesday at 8:02 PM

Lord Max Mavis Connaught 5479 Nova Scotia.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 18Last Wednesday at 8:03 PM

Lord Arthur Fruit Salad of New Seasons.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 19Last Wednesday at 8:03 PM

Lady Pippa Pasta of Publix

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 20Last Wednesday at 8:04 PM

Lord Sebastian Thumbprint Cookie of Stater Bros.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 21Last Wednesday at 8:09 PM

Lord Charles Crouton of Cotopaxi

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 22Last Wednesday at 8:15 PM

R13's name is ROYAL CUNT.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 23Last Wednesday at 8:16 PM

Lady Macy Barbecued Pork Chop of Brookwood

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 24Last Wednesday at 8:41 PM

Lady Cinder Chocolate of Moffatt's PharmaChoice

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 25Last Wednesday at 9:20 PM

You know those people of Downton Abbey aren't royal, don't you? They're aristocrats. Big difference.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 26Last Wednesday at 9:21 PM

Lord Lucy Hot Cross Bun of Woolworths

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 27Last Wednesday at 9:21 PM

Lady Beatrice Bejing Beef of Dollar General

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 28Last Wednesday at 9:27 PM

Lady Poosie Burger of Jarrett

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 29Last Wednesday at 9:57 PM

Lord Mickey Sweet Tart of C-Town

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 30Last Wednesday at 9:58 PM

Lord Pika Skyr Eurospin

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 31Last Wednesday at 10:06 PM

Princess Ifeelya Butt

To hell with you lowly "Lords" and "Ladies"

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 32Last Wednesday at 10:15 PM

Lady Minnie Sauerkraut of Amazon. Lol

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 33Last Wednesday at 10:17 PM

I am Lord Nalle Bisonburger of Decicco

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 34Last Wednesday at 10:31 PM

Lady Walter Chips of Bartells

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 35Last Wednesday at 10:38 PM

Lord Cranston Bolognese of Tesco

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 36Last Wednesday at 10:38 PM

Lord Maxwell Ham of Walmart

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 37Last Wednesday at 10:41 PM

fuck people have some weird pet names

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 38Last Wednesday at 10:41 PM

Lord Odelle Alfredo 99

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 39Last Wednesday at 11:44 PM

r15 This looks fun and fairly innocuous, i.e., no financial data required.

Care to explain the datamining aspect? Not snarking; genuine question/interest.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 40Last Wednesday at 11:56 PM

Will this be asked now along with preferred pronouns?

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 41Last Thursday at 12:40 AM

Lady Delilah Branzino Trader-Joe's

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 42Last Thursday at 12:52 AM

Lord Cosmo Coconut Porridge of Dunelm

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 43Last Thursday at 12:57 AM

I dont have a pet

- Lord Tacos Kmart

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 44Last Thursday at 2:08 AM

Yawn

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 45Last Thursday at 2:10 AM

Lord Dax Omelet of Indigo.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 46Last Thursday at 2:43 AM

Lady Regina Toast of Marks.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 47Last Thursday at 3:01 AM

Lord Violet Sloppy Joe of Amazon

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 48Last Thursday at 3:01 AM

Aw I LOVE sloppy Joes.

The sloppier, the bettah!

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 49Last Thursday at 3:33 AM

Lord Clifford Pizza of Aldi

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 50Last Thursday at 3:36 AM

Lady Suzy Cinnamon Bun of Aldi. Bow to me, bitches.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 51Last Thursday at 4:10 AM

OP here - I also have a puppy to join Gigi, and I just bought something, so:

Lord Lola Banana of Etsy

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 52Last Thursday at 4:13 AM

Are you guys 12? This sounds like a survey you would no on MySpace.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 53Last Thursday at 4:32 AM

I like seeing what DL pet names are.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 54Last Thursday at 4:33 AM

Loads of fraus in the responses.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 55Last Thursday at 4:48 AM

Lord GTFO with this Uggs and PSL shit.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 56Last Thursday at 4:52 AM

Lord Buttons Dorowat of Cabeau.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 57Last Thursday at 4:56 AM

Lord Mr. Cat Buttered Matzoh of Best Buy.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 58Last Thursday at 5:18 AM

Lady Cosmo Shrimp Stir Fry of Shop Rite

I think R43 and I are related!

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 59Last Thursday at 5:19 AM

Lord Duncan Cock of Etsy

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 60Last Thursday at 5:30 AM

Lord Nothing Waffles of the Supermarket?

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 61Last Thursday at 5:35 AM

Lady Holtzie pizza of Stoneberry

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 62Last Thursday at 5:37 AM

You call you pet "Nothing"?, r61?

Harsh.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 63Last Thursday at 5:37 AM

Lord Buddy Noosa Yogurt of Target

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 64Last Thursday at 5:37 AM

Lady Lucy Almonds of Sprouts

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 65Last Thursday at 5:46 AM

Lord Toby Artichoke of Erewhon

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 66Last Thursday at 5:52 AM

Lord Cutlet Yogurt of Lidl

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 67Last Thursday at 6:03 AM

Me too, r54.

Turns out that we tacky bitches of the DL happen to have exceptionally decent taste in pet names.

Gratified to see it.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 68Last Thursday at 6:06 AM

Lord Dashi Pizza of Jewel

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 69Last Thursday at 6:19 AM

Lord Henry Jello of Hello Cake.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 70Last Thursday at 6:21 AM

I am a PRINCESS.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 71Last Thursday at 6:26 AM

Lord Presley Thin Mint of HEB

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 72Last Thursday at 6:38 AM

Lady Bella Chili of Safeway

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 73Last Thursday at 6:41 AM

This is so stupid.

A "royal" name would start with Her Majesty, Prince/Princess, or HRH."

Lord/Lady names are just aristocratic.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 74Last Thursday at 6:53 AM

Lord Ginger Pilaf of Safeway

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 75Last Thursday at 6:56 AM

look at Lady Pedantic Shit of Dollar General @ r74

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 76Last Thursday at 7:06 AM

I won't be joining in these frivolous games. I'm telling you all now so I don't have to tell you later.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 77Last Thursday at 7:08 AM

Lady Nancy Cappuccino of Kiehl’s since 1851

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 78Last Thursday at 7:38 AM

[quote] You know those people of Downton Abbey aren't royal, don't you?

R26, trying to rob us of every bit of fun we deserve to have!

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 79Last Thursday at 7:49 AM

Lord Caesar Eggs of Dollar Tree

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 80Last Thursday at 7:54 AM

I did mine wrong the first time, so:

Lady Olivia Blueberry of Whole Foods

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 81Last Thursday at 8:09 AM

What, no ones eaten ass today?

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 82Last Thursday at 8:16 AM

Lady Speedy Peanutbutter-Cracker of Fresh Market

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 83Last Thursday at 8:28 AM

Lady Esprit Tatertots of Giant Eagle

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by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 84Last Thursday at 8:29 AM

Lady Lucy Macaron of l'Occitane en Provence

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 85Last Thursday at 8:29 AM

Lord Whitney Muffin of Costco

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 86Last Thursday at 8:47 AM

No, r79, that would r41 for mentioning pronouns.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 87Last Thursday at 8:49 AM

Lord Rascal Waffle of No Frills.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 88Last Thursday at 8:50 AM

Lady Cali Cherrios of Walgreens.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 89Last Thursday at 9:00 AM

"This is so stupid.

A "royal" name would start with Her Majesty, Prince/Princess, or HRH."

Lord/Lady names are just aristocratic."

^ Princess Stick-up-her-ass of Eatshit

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 90Last Thursday at 9:00 AM

Americans are so ignorant, thinking the people in Downton Abbey are Royals.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 91Last Thursday at 9:05 AM

It seems a better equation would be:

Lord/Lady Birthstone First car of Closest thing to you with a designer label

In which case I am Lord Agnet Camaro of Levolor.

Which just seems a bit more convincing

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 92Last Thursday at 9:05 AM

@r91, Brits are so ignorant that they actually think Americans give a shit about royalty when they're just playing a stupid game

Know your betters, stay in your lane and go tug a forelock, peasant

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 93Last Thursday at 9:22 AM

^ Oh, and brush your teeth more then once a year

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 94Last Thursday at 9:24 AM

Lord Mikey Lime Pie of See's Candies

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 95Last Thursday at 9:49 AM

R85 is lying.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 96Last Thursday at 9:49 AM

R93 is typing from a rusty trailer in Tennessee.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 97Last Thursday at 9:57 AM

Lady Ben Pizza of Nordstrom!

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 98Last Thursday at 10:32 AM

Lady Kiri Hoisin-Glazed-Chicken Apple

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 99Last Thursday at 10:35 AM

"[R93] is typing from a rusty trailer in Tennessee. "

Was that a nerve, Chav?

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 100Last Thursday at 10:42 AM

Lord Lulu Belle Baked Fish of CVS

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 101Last Thursday at 10:46 AM

Mine was very disappointing, but my cat's name is the Lady Phyllis Q Skidmark, Duchess of Underfoot.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 102Last Thursday at 10:47 AM

Debrett's will have a hard time keeping up with all of us, if our name changes every time we eat or shop! My current iteration is Lord Shaggy Chimichanga of La Fonda.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 103Last Thursday at 2:23 PM

Lord Edward Noodles of Hannaford

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 104Last Thursday at 2:49 PM

Oh dear .... Lord Fuzzy Spaghetti of CVS

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 105Last Thursday at 3:04 PM

Lord Fishface Cookie of Harris Teeter

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 106Last Thursday at 3:13 PM

According to R92, I'm Lord Ruby Renault of Gucci. Love it!

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 107Last Thursday at 3:51 PM

Lady Polly Froot Loop of Fairway.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 108Last Thursday at 4:10 PM

Lady Henry Bran Flakes of Walgreens

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 109Last Thursday at 4:13 PM

Lady Babe Mango of Bodega

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 110Last Thursday at 4:20 PM

Lord Hilltop Lucky's Jackpot Chips

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 111Last Thursday at 4:48 PM

Lord Jasper Vermicelli of Dick's

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 112Last Thursday at 4:59 PM

Lord Beverly Egg Noodles of Ace Hardware.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 113Last Thursday at 5:07 PM

Lord Izzie Warheads of Amazon

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 114Last Thursday at 5:08 PM

Lord Jax Suckatash of Dollartree

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 115Last Thursday at 5:27 PM

Lady Sophie Tuna Fish of Fred Meyer

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 116Last Friday at 2:09 PM

Lady Posie Puffergash of Haagen Daas.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 117Last Friday at 2:12 PM

Hello! Lady Braunschwieg of Hereford and Holstein here!

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 118Last Friday at 2:37 PM

Lord Beauty Chicken of Ralphs

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 119Last Friday at 4:20 PM

Lady Hercules Chardonnay of Chevron-Quick-Stop

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 120Last Friday at 4:29 PM

Lord Dixie Dove Bar of Harris Teeter

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 121Last Friday at 4:36 PM

Lady Sasha Gyro of Ebay

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 122Last Friday at 4:37 PM

Lady Sheba Lotto of Marathon

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 123Last Friday at 4:40 PM

Sir Bing Newport of Shutler

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 124Last Friday at 4:42 PM

Lady Nefertiti Ham of Piggly Wiggly

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 125Last Friday at 4:59 PM

Lord Nero Banana of Etsy

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 126Last Friday at 5:02 PM

Lord Maximus Cornbread of WaWa

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 127Last Friday at 5:53 PM

There's nothing "royal" about this scheme.

At least call it "Find Out Your Name in Nobility." That way it's just as stupid but at least categorically correct.

Idiots.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 128Last Friday at 6:13 PM

Lady Isabel Pizza of IGA

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 129Last Friday at 9:46 PM

Lord Buster Apple of Anawalt

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 130Last Friday at 10:00 PM

Lord RedBoy Sunomono of Sprouts

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 131Last Friday at 10:20 PM

Lady Shiloh Mini Eggs of Dollarama.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 132Last Friday at 10:50 PM

Lord Torquil Starbar Of Tesco.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 133Last Friday at 11:54 PM

Lord Tippy Carrot Cake of Publix

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 134Yesterday at 12:45 AM

Lord Pupper Hostess Fruit Pie of Gas Station

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 135Yesterday at 6:18 AM

Lord Romeo Pizza of Lowes

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 136Yesterday at 6:26 AM

Lord Ferris Lasagne Ragù of Latte Cisternino

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 137Yesterday at 6:29 AM

Is it the same person on Twitter doing these name formulas? They’re old.

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 138Yesterday at 7:11 AM

Lord Popeye's of Wayfair

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 139Yesterday at 7:25 AM

Prince Jasper Guggisberg of eBay

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 140Yesterday at 7:34 AM

Lady Mitzi Oatmeal of Best Buy

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 141Yesterday at 7:39 AM

Lord Disney Ginger Snap of Shake Shack

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 142Yesterday at 7:45 AM

Lord Cosmo Cashew of Amazon Fresh

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 143Yesterday at 7:50 AM

R128 is Lady Cunty Cunterson of Cuntville

by Lord Gigi Edamame of Wholefoodsreply 144Yesterday at 7:51 AM
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