1. Lord/Lady
2. Pet's name
3. Last thing you ate
of
4. Last place you shopped
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1. Lord/Lady
2. Pet's name
3. Last thing you ate
of
4. Last place you shopped
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 10, 2021 3:51 PM |
Lady Tinkerbell El Taco Tote has a nice ring to it.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 8, 2021 3:30 AM |
Lady Shelby Macaroni of Publix
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 8, 2021 3:32 AM |
Lord Sampson Caesar of Pavilion
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 8, 2021 3:34 AM |
Lord Feliz Brussels of Gelsons 😂👑🤴🏻🤷🏻♂️
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 8, 2021 3:36 AM |
Lord Tiny Honeybun of Ernies
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 8, 2021 3:37 AM |
Lord Datamining
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 8, 2021 3:37 AM |
Lord Luke Burrito Bowl of Rite Aid ??
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 8, 2021 3:38 AM |
Only 7 posts in and all of these are excellent already
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 8, 2021 3:40 AM |
Lord Charlie Brown Chardonnay of Manly Beach.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 8, 2021 3:40 AM |
Lord Bella Bacon of Forestfarm.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 8, 2021 3:42 AM |
moronic
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 8, 2021 3:43 AM |
Lord Annie Banana of Ace Hardware.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 8, 2021 3:48 AM |
No, no, no.
Your Royal name is:
1. Lord or Lady
2. Your *first* pet’s name
3. Your mother’s maiden name
4. The street you grew up on
5. The last four of your SSN, and
6. Your bank.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 8, 2021 3:52 AM |
^^^ FFS.
Lighten up, Francis.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 8, 2021 3:53 AM |
r13 Exactly...
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 8, 2021 3:54 AM |
Lady Lucy Lasagne of Kroger.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 8, 2021 4:00 AM |
Lady Olivia Carrot
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 8, 2021 4:02 AM |
Lord Max Mavis Connaught 5479 Nova Scotia.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 8, 2021 4:03 AM |
Lord Arthur Fruit Salad of New Seasons.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 8, 2021 4:03 AM |
Lady Pippa Pasta of Publix
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 8, 2021 4:04 AM |
Lord Sebastian Thumbprint Cookie of Stater Bros.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 8, 2021 4:09 AM |
Lord Charles Crouton of Cotopaxi
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 8, 2021 4:15 AM |
R13's name is ROYAL CUNT.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 8, 2021 4:16 AM |
Lady Macy Barbecued Pork Chop of Brookwood
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 8, 2021 4:41 AM |
Lady Cinder Chocolate of Moffatt's PharmaChoice
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 8, 2021 5:20 AM |
You know those people of Downton Abbey aren't royal, don't you? They're aristocrats. Big difference.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 8, 2021 5:21 AM |
Lord Lucy Hot Cross Bun of Woolworths
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 8, 2021 5:21 AM |
Lady Beatrice Bejing Beef of Dollar General
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 8, 2021 5:27 AM |
Lady Poosie Burger of Jarrett
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 8, 2021 5:57 AM |
Lord Mickey Sweet Tart of C-Town
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 8, 2021 5:58 AM |
Lord Pika Skyr Eurospin
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 8, 2021 6:06 AM |
Princess Ifeelya Butt
To hell with you lowly "Lords" and "Ladies"
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 8, 2021 6:15 AM |
Lady Minnie Sauerkraut of Amazon. Lol
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 8, 2021 6:17 AM |
I am Lord Nalle Bisonburger of Decicco
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 8, 2021 6:31 AM |
Lady Walter Chips of Bartells
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 8, 2021 6:38 AM |
Lord Cranston Bolognese of Tesco
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 8, 2021 6:38 AM |
Lord Maxwell Ham of Walmart
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 8, 2021 6:41 AM |
fuck people have some weird pet names
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 8, 2021 6:41 AM |
Lord Odelle Alfredo 99
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 8, 2021 7:44 AM |
r15 This looks fun and fairly innocuous, i.e., no financial data required.
Care to explain the datamining aspect? Not snarking; genuine question/interest.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 8, 2021 7:56 AM |
Will this be asked now along with preferred pronouns?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 8, 2021 8:40 AM |
Lady Delilah Branzino Trader-Joe's
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 8, 2021 8:52 AM |
Lord Cosmo Coconut Porridge of Dunelm
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 8, 2021 8:57 AM |
I dont have a pet
- Lord Tacos Kmart
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 8, 2021 10:08 AM |
Yawn
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 8, 2021 10:10 AM |
Lord Dax Omelet of Indigo.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 8, 2021 10:43 AM |
Lady Regina Toast of Marks.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 8, 2021 11:01 AM |
Lord Violet Sloppy Joe of Amazon
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 8, 2021 11:01 AM |
Aw I LOVE sloppy Joes.
The sloppier, the bettah!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 8, 2021 11:33 AM |
Lord Clifford Pizza of Aldi
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 8, 2021 11:36 AM |
Lady Suzy Cinnamon Bun of Aldi. Bow to me, bitches.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 8, 2021 12:10 PM |
OP here - I also have a puppy to join Gigi, and I just bought something, so:
Lord Lola Banana of Etsy
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 8, 2021 12:13 PM |
Are you guys 12? This sounds like a survey you would no on MySpace.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 8, 2021 12:32 PM |
I like seeing what DL pet names are.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 8, 2021 12:33 PM |
Loads of fraus in the responses.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 8, 2021 12:48 PM |
Lord GTFO with this Uggs and PSL shit.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 8, 2021 12:52 PM |
Lord Buttons Dorowat of Cabeau.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 8, 2021 12:56 PM |
Lord Mr. Cat Buttered Matzoh of Best Buy.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 8, 2021 1:18 PM |
Lady Cosmo Shrimp Stir Fry of Shop Rite
I think R43 and I are related!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 8, 2021 1:19 PM |
Lord Duncan Cock of Etsy
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 8, 2021 1:30 PM |
Lord Nothing Waffles of the Supermarket?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 8, 2021 1:35 PM |
Lady Holtzie pizza of Stoneberry
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 8, 2021 1:37 PM |
You call you pet "Nothing"?, r61?
Harsh.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 8, 2021 1:37 PM |
Lord Buddy Noosa Yogurt of Target
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 8, 2021 1:37 PM |
Lady Lucy Almonds of Sprouts
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 8, 2021 1:46 PM |
Lord Toby Artichoke of Erewhon
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 8, 2021 1:52 PM |
Lord Cutlet Yogurt of Lidl
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 8, 2021 2:03 PM |
Me too, r54.
Turns out that we tacky bitches of the DL happen to have exceptionally decent taste in pet names.
Gratified to see it.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 8, 2021 2:06 PM |
Lord Dashi Pizza of Jewel
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 8, 2021 2:19 PM |
Lord Henry Jello of Hello Cake.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 8, 2021 2:21 PM |
I am a PRINCESS.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 8, 2021 2:26 PM |
Lord Presley Thin Mint of HEB
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 8, 2021 2:38 PM |
Lady Bella Chili of Safeway
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 8, 2021 2:41 PM |
This is so stupid.
A "royal" name would start with Her Majesty, Prince/Princess, or HRH."
Lord/Lady names are just aristocratic.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 8, 2021 2:53 PM |
Lord Ginger Pilaf of Safeway
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 8, 2021 2:56 PM |
look at Lady Pedantic Shit of Dollar General @ r74
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 8, 2021 3:06 PM |
I won't be joining in these frivolous games. I'm telling you all now so I don't have to tell you later.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 8, 2021 3:08 PM |
Lady Nancy Cappuccino of Kiehl’s since 1851
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 8, 2021 3:38 PM |
[quote] You know those people of Downton Abbey aren't royal, don't you?
R26, trying to rob us of every bit of fun we deserve to have!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 8, 2021 3:49 PM |
Lord Caesar Eggs of Dollar Tree
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 8, 2021 3:54 PM |
I did mine wrong the first time, so:
Lady Olivia Blueberry of Whole Foods
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 8, 2021 4:09 PM |
What, no ones eaten ass today?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 8, 2021 4:16 PM |
Lady Speedy Peanutbutter-Cracker of Fresh Market
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 8, 2021 4:28 PM |
Lady Lucy Macaron of l'Occitane en Provence
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 8, 2021 4:29 PM |
Lord Whitney Muffin of Costco
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 8, 2021 4:47 PM |
No, r79, that would r41 for mentioning pronouns.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 8, 2021 4:49 PM |
Lord Rascal Waffle of No Frills.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 8, 2021 4:50 PM |
Lady Cali Cherrios of Walgreens.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 8, 2021 5:00 PM |
"This is so stupid.
A "royal" name would start with Her Majesty, Prince/Princess, or HRH."
Lord/Lady names are just aristocratic."
^ Princess Stick-up-her-ass of Eatshit
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 8, 2021 5:00 PM |
Americans are so ignorant, thinking the people in Downton Abbey are Royals.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 8, 2021 5:05 PM |
It seems a better equation would be:
Lord/Lady Birthstone First car of Closest thing to you with a designer label
In which case I am Lord Agnet Camaro of Levolor.
Which just seems a bit more convincing
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 8, 2021 5:05 PM |
@r91, Brits are so ignorant that they actually think Americans give a shit about royalty when they're just playing a stupid game
Know your betters, stay in your lane and go tug a forelock, peasant
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 8, 2021 5:22 PM |
^ Oh, and brush your teeth more then once a year
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 8, 2021 5:24 PM |
Lord Mikey Lime Pie of See's Candies
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 8, 2021 5:49 PM |
R85 is lying.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 8, 2021 5:49 PM |
R93 is typing from a rusty trailer in Tennessee.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 8, 2021 5:57 PM |
Lady Ben Pizza of Nordstrom!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 8, 2021 6:32 PM |
Lady Kiri Hoisin-Glazed-Chicken Apple
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 8, 2021 6:35 PM |
"[R93] is typing from a rusty trailer in Tennessee. "
Was that a nerve, Chav?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 8, 2021 6:42 PM |
Lord Lulu Belle Baked Fish of CVS
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 8, 2021 6:46 PM |
Mine was very disappointing, but my cat's name is the Lady Phyllis Q Skidmark, Duchess of Underfoot.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 8, 2021 6:47 PM |
Debrett's will have a hard time keeping up with all of us, if our name changes every time we eat or shop! My current iteration is Lord Shaggy Chimichanga of La Fonda.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 8, 2021 10:23 PM |
Lord Edward Noodles of Hannaford
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 8, 2021 10:49 PM |
Oh dear .... Lord Fuzzy Spaghetti of CVS
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 8, 2021 11:04 PM |
Lord Fishface Cookie of Harris Teeter
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 8, 2021 11:13 PM |
According to R92, I'm Lord Ruby Renault of Gucci. Love it!
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 8, 2021 11:51 PM |
Lady Polly Froot Loop of Fairway.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 9, 2021 12:10 AM |
Lady Henry Bran Flakes of Walgreens
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 9, 2021 12:13 AM |
Lady Babe Mango of Bodega
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 9, 2021 12:20 AM |
Lord Hilltop Lucky's Jackpot Chips
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 9, 2021 12:48 AM |
Lord Jasper Vermicelli of Dick's
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 9, 2021 12:59 AM |
Lord Beverly Egg Noodles of Ace Hardware.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 9, 2021 1:07 AM |
Lord Izzie Warheads of Amazon
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 9, 2021 1:08 AM |
Lord Jax Suckatash of Dollartree
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 9, 2021 1:27 AM |
Lady Sophie Tuna Fish of Fred Meyer
by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 9, 2021 10:09 PM |
Lady Posie Puffergash of Haagen Daas.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 9, 2021 10:12 PM |
Hello! Lady Braunschwieg of Hereford and Holstein here!
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 9, 2021 10:37 PM |
Lord Beauty Chicken of Ralphs
by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 10, 2021 12:20 AM |
Lady Hercules Chardonnay of Chevron-Quick-Stop
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 10, 2021 12:29 AM |
Lord Dixie Dove Bar of Harris Teeter
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 10, 2021 12:36 AM |
Lady Sasha Gyro of Ebay
by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 10, 2021 12:37 AM |
Lady Sheba Lotto of Marathon
by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 10, 2021 12:40 AM |
Sir Bing Newport of Shutler
by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 10, 2021 12:42 AM |
Lady Nefertiti Ham of Piggly Wiggly
by Anonymous | reply 125 | April 10, 2021 12:59 AM |
Lord Nero Banana of Etsy
by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 10, 2021 1:02 AM |
Lord Maximus Cornbread of WaWa
by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 10, 2021 1:53 AM |
There's nothing "royal" about this scheme.
At least call it "Find Out Your Name in Nobility." That way it's just as stupid but at least categorically correct.
Idiots.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 10, 2021 2:13 AM |
Lady Isabel Pizza of IGA
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 10, 2021 5:46 AM |
Lord Buster Apple of Anawalt
by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 10, 2021 6:00 AM |
Lord RedBoy Sunomono of Sprouts
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 10, 2021 6:20 AM |
Lady Shiloh Mini Eggs of Dollarama.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 10, 2021 6:50 AM |
Lord Torquil Starbar Of Tesco.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 10, 2021 7:54 AM |
Lord Tippy Carrot Cake of Publix
by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 10, 2021 8:45 AM |
Lord Pupper Hostess Fruit Pie of Gas Station
by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 10, 2021 2:18 PM |
Lord Romeo Pizza of Lowes
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 10, 2021 2:26 PM |
Lord Ferris Lasagne Ragù of Latte Cisternino
by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 10, 2021 2:29 PM |
Is it the same person on Twitter doing these name formulas? They’re old.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 10, 2021 3:11 PM |
Lord Popeye's of Wayfair
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 10, 2021 3:25 PM |
Prince Jasper Guggisberg of eBay
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 10, 2021 3:34 PM |
Lady Mitzi Oatmeal of Best Buy
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 10, 2021 3:39 PM |
Lord Disney Ginger Snap of Shake Shack
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 10, 2021 3:45 PM |
Lord Cosmo Cashew of Amazon Fresh
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 10, 2021 3:50 PM |
R128 is Lady Cunty Cunterson of Cuntville
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 10, 2021 3:51 PM |
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