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Find Out Your Royal Name

1. Lord/Lady

2. Pet's name

3. Last thing you ate

of

4. Last place you shopped

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by Anonymousreply 144April 10, 2021 3:51 PM

Lady Tinkerbell El Taco Tote has a nice ring to it.

by Anonymousreply 1April 8, 2021 3:30 AM

Lady Shelby Macaroni of Publix

by Anonymousreply 2April 8, 2021 3:32 AM

Lord Sampson Caesar of Pavilion

by Anonymousreply 3April 8, 2021 3:34 AM

Lord Feliz Brussels of Gelsons 😂👑🤴🏻🤷🏻‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 4April 8, 2021 3:36 AM

Lord Tiny Honeybun of Ernies

by Anonymousreply 5April 8, 2021 3:37 AM

Lord Datamining

by Anonymousreply 6April 8, 2021 3:37 AM

Lord Luke Burrito Bowl of Rite Aid ??

by Anonymousreply 7April 8, 2021 3:38 AM

Only 7 posts in and all of these are excellent already

by Anonymousreply 8April 8, 2021 3:40 AM

Lord Charlie Brown Chardonnay of Manly Beach.

by Anonymousreply 9April 8, 2021 3:40 AM

Lord Bella Bacon of Forestfarm.

by Anonymousreply 10April 8, 2021 3:42 AM

moronic

by Anonymousreply 11April 8, 2021 3:43 AM

Lord Annie Banana of Ace Hardware.

by Anonymousreply 12April 8, 2021 3:48 AM

No, no, no.

Your Royal name is:

1. Lord or Lady

2. Your *first* pet’s name

3. Your mother’s maiden name

4. The street you grew up on

5. The last four of your SSN, and

6. Your bank.

by Anonymousreply 13April 8, 2021 3:52 AM

^^^ FFS.

Lighten up, Francis.

by Anonymousreply 14April 8, 2021 3:53 AM

r13 Exactly...

by Anonymousreply 15April 8, 2021 3:54 AM

Lady Lucy Lasagne of Kroger.

by Anonymousreply 16April 8, 2021 4:00 AM

Lady Olivia Carrot

by Anonymousreply 17April 8, 2021 4:02 AM

Lord Max Mavis Connaught 5479 Nova Scotia.

by Anonymousreply 18April 8, 2021 4:03 AM

Lord Arthur Fruit Salad of New Seasons.

by Anonymousreply 19April 8, 2021 4:03 AM

Lady Pippa Pasta of Publix

by Anonymousreply 20April 8, 2021 4:04 AM

Lord Sebastian Thumbprint Cookie of Stater Bros.

by Anonymousreply 21April 8, 2021 4:09 AM

Lord Charles Crouton of Cotopaxi

by Anonymousreply 22April 8, 2021 4:15 AM

R13's name is ROYAL CUNT.

by Anonymousreply 23April 8, 2021 4:16 AM

Lady Macy Barbecued Pork Chop of Brookwood

by Anonymousreply 24April 8, 2021 4:41 AM

Lady Cinder Chocolate of Moffatt's PharmaChoice

by Anonymousreply 25April 8, 2021 5:20 AM

You know those people of Downton Abbey aren't royal, don't you? They're aristocrats. Big difference.

by Anonymousreply 26April 8, 2021 5:21 AM

Lord Lucy Hot Cross Bun of Woolworths

by Anonymousreply 27April 8, 2021 5:21 AM

Lady Beatrice Bejing Beef of Dollar General

by Anonymousreply 28April 8, 2021 5:27 AM

Lady Poosie Burger of Jarrett

by Anonymousreply 29April 8, 2021 5:57 AM

Lord Mickey Sweet Tart of C-Town

by Anonymousreply 30April 8, 2021 5:58 AM

Lord Pika Skyr Eurospin

by Anonymousreply 31April 8, 2021 6:06 AM

Princess Ifeelya Butt

To hell with you lowly "Lords" and "Ladies"

by Anonymousreply 32April 8, 2021 6:15 AM

Lady Minnie Sauerkraut of Amazon. Lol

by Anonymousreply 33April 8, 2021 6:17 AM

I am Lord Nalle Bisonburger of Decicco

by Anonymousreply 34April 8, 2021 6:31 AM

Lady Walter Chips of Bartells

by Anonymousreply 35April 8, 2021 6:38 AM

Lord Cranston Bolognese of Tesco

by Anonymousreply 36April 8, 2021 6:38 AM

Lord Maxwell Ham of Walmart

by Anonymousreply 37April 8, 2021 6:41 AM

fuck people have some weird pet names

by Anonymousreply 38April 8, 2021 6:41 AM

Lord Odelle Alfredo 99

by Anonymousreply 39April 8, 2021 7:44 AM

r15 This looks fun and fairly innocuous, i.e., no financial data required.

Care to explain the datamining aspect? Not snarking; genuine question/interest.

by Anonymousreply 40April 8, 2021 7:56 AM

Will this be asked now along with preferred pronouns?

by Anonymousreply 41April 8, 2021 8:40 AM

Lady Delilah Branzino Trader-Joe's

by Anonymousreply 42April 8, 2021 8:52 AM

Lord Cosmo Coconut Porridge of Dunelm

by Anonymousreply 43April 8, 2021 8:57 AM

I dont have a pet

- Lord Tacos Kmart

by Anonymousreply 44April 8, 2021 10:08 AM

Yawn

by Anonymousreply 45April 8, 2021 10:10 AM

Lord Dax Omelet of Indigo.

by Anonymousreply 46April 8, 2021 10:43 AM

Lady Regina Toast of Marks.

by Anonymousreply 47April 8, 2021 11:01 AM

Lord Violet Sloppy Joe of Amazon

by Anonymousreply 48April 8, 2021 11:01 AM

Aw I LOVE sloppy Joes.

The sloppier, the bettah!

by Anonymousreply 49April 8, 2021 11:33 AM

Lord Clifford Pizza of Aldi

by Anonymousreply 50April 8, 2021 11:36 AM

Lady Suzy Cinnamon Bun of Aldi. Bow to me, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 51April 8, 2021 12:10 PM

OP here - I also have a puppy to join Gigi, and I just bought something, so:

Lord Lola Banana of Etsy

by Anonymousreply 52April 8, 2021 12:13 PM

Are you guys 12? This sounds like a survey you would no on MySpace.

by Anonymousreply 53April 8, 2021 12:32 PM

I like seeing what DL pet names are.

by Anonymousreply 54April 8, 2021 12:33 PM

Loads of fraus in the responses.

by Anonymousreply 55April 8, 2021 12:48 PM

Lord GTFO with this Uggs and PSL shit.

by Anonymousreply 56April 8, 2021 12:52 PM

Lord Buttons Dorowat of Cabeau.

by Anonymousreply 57April 8, 2021 12:56 PM

Lord Mr. Cat Buttered Matzoh of Best Buy.

by Anonymousreply 58April 8, 2021 1:18 PM

Lady Cosmo Shrimp Stir Fry of Shop Rite

I think R43 and I are related!

by Anonymousreply 59April 8, 2021 1:19 PM

Lord Duncan Cock of Etsy

by Anonymousreply 60April 8, 2021 1:30 PM

Lord Nothing Waffles of the Supermarket?

by Anonymousreply 61April 8, 2021 1:35 PM

Lady Holtzie pizza of Stoneberry

by Anonymousreply 62April 8, 2021 1:37 PM

You call you pet "Nothing"?, r61?

Harsh.

by Anonymousreply 63April 8, 2021 1:37 PM

Lord Buddy Noosa Yogurt of Target

by Anonymousreply 64April 8, 2021 1:37 PM

Lady Lucy Almonds of Sprouts

by Anonymousreply 65April 8, 2021 1:46 PM

Lord Toby Artichoke of Erewhon

by Anonymousreply 66April 8, 2021 1:52 PM

Lord Cutlet Yogurt of Lidl

by Anonymousreply 67April 8, 2021 2:03 PM

Me too, r54.

Turns out that we tacky bitches of the DL happen to have exceptionally decent taste in pet names.

Gratified to see it.

by Anonymousreply 68April 8, 2021 2:06 PM

Lord Dashi Pizza of Jewel

by Anonymousreply 69April 8, 2021 2:19 PM

Lord Henry Jello of Hello Cake.

by Anonymousreply 70April 8, 2021 2:21 PM

I am a PRINCESS.

by Anonymousreply 71April 8, 2021 2:26 PM

Lord Presley Thin Mint of HEB

by Anonymousreply 72April 8, 2021 2:38 PM

Lady Bella Chili of Safeway

by Anonymousreply 73April 8, 2021 2:41 PM

This is so stupid.

A "royal" name would start with Her Majesty, Prince/Princess, or HRH."

Lord/Lady names are just aristocratic.

by Anonymousreply 74April 8, 2021 2:53 PM

Lord Ginger Pilaf of Safeway

by Anonymousreply 75April 8, 2021 2:56 PM

look at Lady Pedantic Shit of Dollar General @ r74

by Anonymousreply 76April 8, 2021 3:06 PM

I won't be joining in these frivolous games. I'm telling you all now so I don't have to tell you later.

by Anonymousreply 77April 8, 2021 3:08 PM

Lady Nancy Cappuccino of Kiehl’s since 1851

by Anonymousreply 78April 8, 2021 3:38 PM

[quote] You know those people of Downton Abbey aren't royal, don't you?

R26, trying to rob us of every bit of fun we deserve to have!

by Anonymousreply 79April 8, 2021 3:49 PM

Lord Caesar Eggs of Dollar Tree

by Anonymousreply 80April 8, 2021 3:54 PM

I did mine wrong the first time, so:

Lady Olivia Blueberry of Whole Foods

by Anonymousreply 81April 8, 2021 4:09 PM

What, no ones eaten ass today?

by Anonymousreply 82April 8, 2021 4:16 PM

Lady Speedy Peanutbutter-Cracker of Fresh Market

by Anonymousreply 83April 8, 2021 4:28 PM

Lady Esprit Tatertots of Giant Eagle

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by Anonymousreply 84April 8, 2021 4:29 PM

Lady Lucy Macaron of l'Occitane en Provence

by Anonymousreply 85April 8, 2021 4:29 PM

Lord Whitney Muffin of Costco

by Anonymousreply 86April 8, 2021 4:47 PM

No, r79, that would r41 for mentioning pronouns.

by Anonymousreply 87April 8, 2021 4:49 PM

Lord Rascal Waffle of No Frills.

by Anonymousreply 88April 8, 2021 4:50 PM

Lady Cali Cherrios of Walgreens.

by Anonymousreply 89April 8, 2021 5:00 PM

"This is so stupid.

A "royal" name would start with Her Majesty, Prince/Princess, or HRH."

Lord/Lady names are just aristocratic."

^ Princess Stick-up-her-ass of Eatshit

by Anonymousreply 90April 8, 2021 5:00 PM

Americans are so ignorant, thinking the people in Downton Abbey are Royals.

by Anonymousreply 91April 8, 2021 5:05 PM

It seems a better equation would be:

Lord/Lady Birthstone First car of Closest thing to you with a designer label

In which case I am Lord Agnet Camaro of Levolor.

Which just seems a bit more convincing

by Anonymousreply 92April 8, 2021 5:05 PM

@r91, Brits are so ignorant that they actually think Americans give a shit about royalty when they're just playing a stupid game

Know your betters, stay in your lane and go tug a forelock, peasant

by Anonymousreply 93April 8, 2021 5:22 PM

^ Oh, and brush your teeth more then once a year

by Anonymousreply 94April 8, 2021 5:24 PM

Lord Mikey Lime Pie of See's Candies

by Anonymousreply 95April 8, 2021 5:49 PM

R85 is lying.

by Anonymousreply 96April 8, 2021 5:49 PM

R93 is typing from a rusty trailer in Tennessee.

by Anonymousreply 97April 8, 2021 5:57 PM

Lady Ben Pizza of Nordstrom!

by Anonymousreply 98April 8, 2021 6:32 PM

Lady Kiri Hoisin-Glazed-Chicken Apple

by Anonymousreply 99April 8, 2021 6:35 PM

"[R93] is typing from a rusty trailer in Tennessee. "

Was that a nerve, Chav?

by Anonymousreply 100April 8, 2021 6:42 PM

Lord Lulu Belle Baked Fish of CVS

by Anonymousreply 101April 8, 2021 6:46 PM

Mine was very disappointing, but my cat's name is the Lady Phyllis Q Skidmark, Duchess of Underfoot.

by Anonymousreply 102April 8, 2021 6:47 PM

Debrett's will have a hard time keeping up with all of us, if our name changes every time we eat or shop! My current iteration is Lord Shaggy Chimichanga of La Fonda.

by Anonymousreply 103April 8, 2021 10:23 PM

Lord Edward Noodles of Hannaford

by Anonymousreply 104April 8, 2021 10:49 PM

Oh dear .... Lord Fuzzy Spaghetti of CVS

by Anonymousreply 105April 8, 2021 11:04 PM

Lord Fishface Cookie of Harris Teeter

by Anonymousreply 106April 8, 2021 11:13 PM

According to R92, I'm Lord Ruby Renault of Gucci. Love it!

by Anonymousreply 107April 8, 2021 11:51 PM

Lady Polly Froot Loop of Fairway.

by Anonymousreply 108April 9, 2021 12:10 AM

Lady Henry Bran Flakes of Walgreens

by Anonymousreply 109April 9, 2021 12:13 AM

Lady Babe Mango of Bodega

by Anonymousreply 110April 9, 2021 12:20 AM

Lord Hilltop Lucky's Jackpot Chips

by Anonymousreply 111April 9, 2021 12:48 AM

Lord Jasper Vermicelli of Dick's

by Anonymousreply 112April 9, 2021 12:59 AM

Lord Beverly Egg Noodles of Ace Hardware.

by Anonymousreply 113April 9, 2021 1:07 AM

Lord Izzie Warheads of Amazon

by Anonymousreply 114April 9, 2021 1:08 AM

Lord Jax Suckatash of Dollartree

by Anonymousreply 115April 9, 2021 1:27 AM

Lady Sophie Tuna Fish of Fred Meyer

by Anonymousreply 116April 9, 2021 10:09 PM

Lady Posie Puffergash of Haagen Daas.

by Anonymousreply 117April 9, 2021 10:12 PM

Hello! Lady Braunschwieg of Hereford and Holstein here!

by Anonymousreply 118April 9, 2021 10:37 PM

Lord Beauty Chicken of Ralphs

by Anonymousreply 119April 10, 2021 12:20 AM

Lady Hercules Chardonnay of Chevron-Quick-Stop

by Anonymousreply 120April 10, 2021 12:29 AM

Lord Dixie Dove Bar of Harris Teeter

by Anonymousreply 121April 10, 2021 12:36 AM

Lady Sasha Gyro of Ebay

by Anonymousreply 122April 10, 2021 12:37 AM

Lady Sheba Lotto of Marathon

by Anonymousreply 123April 10, 2021 12:40 AM

Sir Bing Newport of Shutler

by Anonymousreply 124April 10, 2021 12:42 AM

Lady Nefertiti Ham of Piggly Wiggly

by Anonymousreply 125April 10, 2021 12:59 AM

Lord Nero Banana of Etsy

by Anonymousreply 126April 10, 2021 1:02 AM

Lord Maximus Cornbread of WaWa

by Anonymousreply 127April 10, 2021 1:53 AM

There's nothing "royal" about this scheme.

At least call it "Find Out Your Name in Nobility." That way it's just as stupid but at least categorically correct.

Idiots.

by Anonymousreply 128April 10, 2021 2:13 AM

Lady Isabel Pizza of IGA

by Anonymousreply 129April 10, 2021 5:46 AM

Lord Buster Apple of Anawalt

by Anonymousreply 130April 10, 2021 6:00 AM

Lord RedBoy Sunomono of Sprouts

by Anonymousreply 131April 10, 2021 6:20 AM

Lady Shiloh Mini Eggs of Dollarama.

by Anonymousreply 132April 10, 2021 6:50 AM

Lord Torquil Starbar Of Tesco.

by Anonymousreply 133April 10, 2021 7:54 AM

Lord Tippy Carrot Cake of Publix

by Anonymousreply 134April 10, 2021 8:45 AM

Lord Pupper Hostess Fruit Pie of Gas Station

by Anonymousreply 135April 10, 2021 2:18 PM

Lord Romeo Pizza of Lowes

by Anonymousreply 136April 10, 2021 2:26 PM

Lord Ferris Lasagne Ragù of Latte Cisternino

by Anonymousreply 137April 10, 2021 2:29 PM

Is it the same person on Twitter doing these name formulas? They’re old.

by Anonymousreply 138April 10, 2021 3:11 PM

Lord Popeye's of Wayfair

by Anonymousreply 139April 10, 2021 3:25 PM

Prince Jasper Guggisberg of eBay

by Anonymousreply 140April 10, 2021 3:34 PM

Lady Mitzi Oatmeal of Best Buy

by Anonymousreply 141April 10, 2021 3:39 PM

Lord Disney Ginger Snap of Shake Shack

by Anonymousreply 142April 10, 2021 3:45 PM

Lord Cosmo Cashew of Amazon Fresh

by Anonymousreply 143April 10, 2021 3:50 PM

R128 is Lady Cunty Cunterson of Cuntville

by Anonymousreply 144April 10, 2021 3:51 PM
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