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America Suffering Ketchup Shortage

Due to the high increase in take-out food

Can you live with your ketchup? What can the USA do about this?

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by Anonymousreply 1504/08/2021

Catsup is disgusting, OP. It's literally full of sugar.

by Anonymousreply 104/07/2021

I'm sorry this is a problem for trashy people. The rest of us use hot sauce.

by Anonymousreply 204/07/2021

Ketchup is a magical substance that instantly transforms anything it touches into garbage.

Maybe the USA will finally wean itself off of its infantile tastes.

by Anonymousreply 304/07/2021

If you are eating it at home can you not use your own ketchup? Maybe there is a supply of catsup nobody knows about.

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by Anonymousreply 404/07/2021

R1, before you swear it off, try Trader Joe's Organic Ketchup. You'll be putting it on everything before you know it.

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by Anonymousreply 504/07/2021

Independence Day is RUINED.

by Anonymousreply 604/07/2021

Ketchup is delicious and a required accompaniment to French fries and burgers but also has a thousand other uses. The combination of a tomato paste (or regionally available facsimile), spices, vinegar, and a sweetener simmered and used as a condiment or ingredient is practically universal. Go fuck yourselves, you pretentious low rent wanna be fabulous cunts.

~Theresa Heinz

by Anonymousreply 704/07/2021

You're such a hag, Teri. You know as well as I do that the swill that made the Heinz family fortune would never be allowed at the table during one of your dinner parties.

It's for the poors, and children.

BTW, you misspelled your name.

by Anonymousreply 804/08/2021

I used to eat ketchup on fries, but now find it gross. Maybe the restaurants shouldn’t put five fucking packets of the shit in every Togo bag and box.

To me it’s a juvenile taste, like fish sticks. It’s okay when you’re 8, but looks weird when you’re 48.

by Anonymousreply 904/08/2021

As I grow more and more distant from my Midwestern roots, I've come to consider ketchup disgusting and trashy. On top of being full of sugar, its color is synthetic and it never adds anything significant in terms of taste.

by Anonymousreply 1004/08/2021

How do I live without you? 😩 🩸

by Anonymousreply 1104/08/2021

Good fies benefit from salt but don't need ketchup.

by Anonymousreply 1204/08/2021

A good cook has all the ingredients to make their own ketchup right in their own pantry.

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by Anonymousreply 1304/08/2021

ketchup packets more precisely

by Anonymousreply 1404/08/2021

It’s not a ketchup shortage. There’s tons to go around.

It’s a single use ketchup PACKET shortage.

COVID “safety” theater has skyrocketed demand for individual servings at restaurants, and now will result in tons of trash from single use “sterile” plastics and packaging. So much for the reduce part of environmentalism.

by Anonymousreply 1504/08/2021
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