Like the two-face from Seinfeld, occasionally he hits my "I'd do him" button. But mostly, he's just a beaver-faced scum bag.
No.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | Last Wednesday at 3:23 PM |
He’s hot when he gives me money and gifts.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | Last Wednesday at 3:26 PM |
I agree with OP. He can be hawt in a frat boy douche way. But then he's ugly again! Such a shape shifter!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | Last Wednesday at 3:32 PM |
I'd end up catatonic if I tried drinking enough to make Matty attractive enough to plow. #NoThanks
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | Last Wednesday at 3:45 PM |
Think I need to get out of my covid shell and have sex with a real person.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | Last Wednesday at 3:58 PM |
STAT, R5! And we want their underwear as proof!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | Last Wednesday at 4:00 PM |
Never. Repulsive in every aspect. And stupid, which is absolutely unforgivable.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | Last Wednesday at 4:01 PM |
He looks like a cross between Bob's Big Boy and Jimmy Neutron. No thanks.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | Last Wednesday at 4:01 PM |
Some of you obviously have not been laid in at least a decade.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | Last Wednesday at 4:01 PM |
Ronan Farrow suffers from that syndrome
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | Last Wednesday at 4:05 PM |
He looks like what he is, a sleazy southern politician.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | Last Wednesday at 4:14 PM |
Get better lighting, OP. Or a new ophthalmologist.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | Last Wednesday at 4:15 PM |
Ronan Farrow, great example.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | Last Wednesday at 4:22 PM |
If he was hot he wouldn't have to pay for sex.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | Last Wednesday at 4:28 PM |
Trump called him handsome. Trump thinks Trump is handsome. You do the math.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | Last Wednesday at 5:52 PM |
Some of your gurls are so cock crazy that you have become delusional. Gaetz is very ugly.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | Last Wednesday at 6:12 PM |
Unfortunately searching for "matt gaetz shirtless" returns nada.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | Last Wednesday at 6:18 PM |
His face is misshapen, out of proportion. Close set beady eyes, witches chin. When seen from the side, his mouth is slack, upper lip longer than lower. Looks like a cretin.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | Last Wednesday at 6:18 PM |
Village idiot.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | Last Wednesday at 6:20 PM |
It has bothered me for the last week and I couldn’t put my finger on what is so annoying and clever about his makeup.
That huge expanse of lineless forehead distracts from that knob chin. My god, that chin is just what the fuck did your parents do by the light of a dead star and polluted water? That was a child generated by hate for all humanity.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | Last Wednesday at 6:24 PM |
Are you high....sometimes?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | Last Wednesday at 6:26 PM |
R21, yup quite high.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | Last Wednesday at 6:39 PM |
How weird OP. I was just remembering that Seinfeld episode this morning. I don't know why --
Discussing what to have for dinner...
Jerry's date: I could go either way. Jerry (sotto voce) You're telling me.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | Last Wednesday at 7:07 PM |