Like the two-face from Seinfeld, occasionally he hits my "I'd do him" button. But mostly, he's just a beaver-faced scum bag.
No.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 7, 2021 11:23 PM |
He’s hot when he gives me money and gifts.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 7, 2021 11:26 PM |
I agree with OP. He can be hawt in a frat boy douche way. But then he's ugly again! Such a shape shifter!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 7, 2021 11:32 PM |
I'd end up catatonic if I tried drinking enough to make Matty attractive enough to plow. #NoThanks
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 7, 2021 11:45 PM |
Think I need to get out of my covid shell and have sex with a real person.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 7, 2021 11:58 PM |
STAT, R5! And we want their underwear as proof!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 8, 2021 12:00 AM |
Never. Repulsive in every aspect. And stupid, which is absolutely unforgivable.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 8, 2021 12:01 AM |
He looks like a cross between Bob's Big Boy and Jimmy Neutron. No thanks.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 8, 2021 12:01 AM |
Some of you obviously have not been laid in at least a decade.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 8, 2021 12:01 AM |
Ronan Farrow suffers from that syndrome
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 8, 2021 12:05 AM |
He looks like what he is, a sleazy southern politician.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 8, 2021 12:14 AM |
Get better lighting, OP. Or a new ophthalmologist.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 8, 2021 12:15 AM |
Ronan Farrow, great example.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 8, 2021 12:22 AM |
If he was hot he wouldn't have to pay for sex.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 8, 2021 12:28 AM |
Trump called him handsome. Trump thinks Trump is handsome. You do the math.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 8, 2021 1:52 AM |
Some of your gurls are so cock crazy that you have become delusional. Gaetz is very ugly.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 8, 2021 2:12 AM |
Unfortunately searching for "matt gaetz shirtless" returns nada.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 8, 2021 2:18 AM |
His face is misshapen, out of proportion. Close set beady eyes, witches chin. When seen from the side, his mouth is slack, upper lip longer than lower. Looks like a cretin.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 8, 2021 2:18 AM |
Village idiot.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 8, 2021 2:20 AM |
It has bothered me for the last week and I couldn’t put my finger on what is so annoying and clever about his makeup.
That huge expanse of lineless forehead distracts from that knob chin. My god, that chin is just what the fuck did your parents do by the light of a dead star and polluted water? That was a child generated by hate for all humanity.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 8, 2021 2:24 AM |
Are you high....sometimes?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 8, 2021 2:26 AM |
R21, yup quite high.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 8, 2021 2:39 AM |
How weird OP. I was just remembering that Seinfeld episode this morning. I don't know why --
Discussing what to have for dinner...
Jerry's date: I could go either way. Jerry (sotto voce) You're telling me.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 8, 2021 3:07 AM |