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Is Matt Gaetz hot...sometimes?

Like the two-face from Seinfeld, occasionally he hits my "I'd do him" button. But mostly, he's just a beaver-faced scum bag.

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by Anonymousreply 23Last Wednesday at 7:07 PM

No.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Wednesday at 3:23 PM

He’s hot when he gives me money and gifts.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Wednesday at 3:26 PM

I agree with OP. He can be hawt in a frat boy douche way. But then he's ugly again! Such a shape shifter!

by Anonymousreply 3Last Wednesday at 3:32 PM

I'd end up catatonic if I tried drinking enough to make Matty attractive enough to plow. #NoThanks

by Anonymousreply 4Last Wednesday at 3:45 PM

Think I need to get out of my covid shell and have sex with a real person.

by Anonymousreply 5Last Wednesday at 3:58 PM

STAT, R5! And we want their underwear as proof!

by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 4:00 PM

Never. Repulsive in every aspect. And stupid, which is absolutely unforgivable.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 4:01 PM

He looks like a cross between Bob's Big Boy and Jimmy Neutron. No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 4:01 PM

Some of you obviously have not been laid in at least a decade.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 4:01 PM

Ronan Farrow suffers from that syndrome

by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 4:05 PM

He looks like what he is, a sleazy southern politician.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Wednesday at 4:14 PM

Get better lighting, OP. Or a new ophthalmologist.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 4:15 PM

Ronan Farrow, great example.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Wednesday at 4:22 PM

If he was hot he wouldn't have to pay for sex.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Wednesday at 4:28 PM

Trump called him handsome. Trump thinks Trump is handsome. You do the math.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Wednesday at 5:52 PM

Some of your gurls are so cock crazy that you have become delusional. Gaetz is very ugly.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Wednesday at 6:12 PM

Unfortunately searching for "matt gaetz shirtless" returns nada.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Wednesday at 6:18 PM

His face is misshapen, out of proportion. Close set beady eyes, witches chin. When seen from the side, his mouth is slack, upper lip longer than lower. Looks like a cretin.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Wednesday at 6:18 PM

Village idiot.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Wednesday at 6:20 PM

It has bothered me for the last week and I couldn’t put my finger on what is so annoying and clever about his makeup.

That huge expanse of lineless forehead distracts from that knob chin. My god, that chin is just what the fuck did your parents do by the light of a dead star and polluted water? That was a child generated by hate for all humanity.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Wednesday at 6:24 PM

Are you high....sometimes?

by Anonymousreply 21Last Wednesday at 6:26 PM

R21, yup quite high.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Wednesday at 6:39 PM

How weird OP. I was just remembering that Seinfeld episode this morning. I don't know why --

Discussing what to have for dinner...

Jerry's date: I could go either way. Jerry (sotto voce) You're telling me.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Wednesday at 7:07 PM
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