The first book will be an autobiography which is expected to publish in 2023.
Mike Pence Signs Multimillion-dollar Two-Book Deal
|by Disgusted||reply 44||Last Wednesday at 6:13 PM|
I hope there'll be lots of pictures.
|by Disgusted||reply 1||Last Wednesday at 2:31 PM|
Mother needs to eat.
|by Disgusted||reply 2||Last Wednesday at 2:31 PM|
Someone posted on Twitter, “his books will have more of a spine than he does”.
|by Disgusted||reply 3||Last Wednesday at 2:32 PM|
Some days, I really love Twitter.
|by Disgusted||reply 4||Last Wednesday at 2:34 PM|
From the press release
“I am grateful to have the opportunity to tell the story of my life in public service to the American people from serving in Congress, to the Indiana Governor’s office and as Vice President of the United States”.
I’m sure the friends and families of the 556,000 Americans who had COVID-related deaths can’t wait to read how he led the White House Coronavirus Task Force.
|by Disgusted||reply 5||Last Wednesday at 2:55 PM|
|by Disgusted||reply 6||Last Wednesday at 2:55 PM|
Nobody will buy that.
Also, we finally get to know Mother Pence. Isn't it amazing? Will Mike Pence also disclose his latent homosexuality and love for twink here and there in his book?
|by Disgusted||reply 7||Last Wednesday at 3:23 PM|
Let's think of titles that are more appropriate than whatever faith-based nonsense he will come up with -
The White Pages
Mother's Little Helper
Jesus, MARY!, and Michael
This One Time at Bible Camp...
It's Only Gay if Someone Finds Out
Michael and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Vagina
|by Disgusted||reply 8||Last Wednesday at 3:40 PM|
JUST AS Pence announces he's running for president. HA!
|by Disgusted||reply 9||Last Wednesday at 3:42 PM|
Has a former Vice President, who never rose to president of course, ever written a memoir?
|by Disgusted||reply 10||Last Wednesday at 3:43 PM|
I can't imagine how damn boring his book will be. Who wants to read an entire book of Mike Pence.
|by Disgusted||reply 11||Last Wednesday at 3:44 PM|
Jesus, imagine the audiobook if he narrates it?
Shoot me now!
|by Disgusted||reply 12||Last Wednesday at 3:48 PM|
"Mothers are from Venus, Karens are from Mars, and Donalds are from Uranus: An Impractical Guide for Never Getting What You Want in Your Relationships and Learning to Suck It Up"
|by Disgusted||reply 13||Last Wednesday at 3:48 PM|
I would be interested in a completely honest accounting of everything Pence witnessed. That book would sell like hotcakes. Pence is a stupid man so he'll have a ghostwriter fill two books with ass-covering lies and political platitudes. No one will buy this book. This idiot scumbag actually thinks he has a chance in 2024.
|by Disgusted||reply 14||Last Wednesday at 3:54 PM|
He’s planning to run in 2024 so he won’t say anything interesting. Anyone here in publishing tell us how this is seen by SS financially?
|by Disgusted||reply 15||Last Wednesday at 4:08 PM|
He can write an entire book covering the couple of days leading up to and including January 6.
|by Disgusted||reply 16||Last Wednesday at 4:10 PM|
I don’t know how this book will earn out.
|by Disgusted||reply 17||Last Wednesday at 4:12 PM|
[QUOTE] Has a former Vice President, who never rose to president of course, ever written a memoir? WTF?
A one-term Vice President, at that.
|by Disgusted||reply 18||Last Wednesday at 4:14 PM|
Touchy, r18. No, not touché, touchy.
Cause I wanna touchy you.
|by Disgusted||reply 19||Last Wednesday at 4:16 PM|
The rethugs won’t buy it, neither will the dems. Who is buying this again?
|by Disgusted||reply 20||Last Wednesday at 4:17 PM|
I've bought his book a long time ago. It was called "Damron Men's Travel Guide."
|by Disgusted||reply 21||Last Wednesday at 4:20 PM|
At least Pence was born in America (unlike Obama) and is not a murderous lesbo (like Hillary).
|by Disgusted||reply 22||Last Wednesday at 4:21 PM|
[quote]Has a former Vice President, who never rose to president of course, ever written a memoir?
Are you fucking kidding?
|by Disgusted||reply 23||Last Wednesday at 4:28 PM|
What did Dan Quayle write? A coloring book?
|by Disgusted||reply 24||Last Wednesday at 4:29 PM|
|by Disgusted||reply 25||Last Wednesday at 4:30 PM|
|by Disgusted||reply 26||Last Wednesday at 4:33 PM|
It's a shame that none of his supporters know how to read.
|by Disgusted||reply 27||Last Wednesday at 4:35 PM|
R22 and also, he doesn't shit his pants daily like drooling Uncle Joe.
|by Disgusted||reply 28||Last Wednesday at 5:08 PM|
R22 = R28 = Mother Pence
|by Disgusted||reply 29||Last Wednesday at 5:13 PM|
People too embarrassed to buy in a bookstore will buy online.
|by Disgusted||reply 30||Last Wednesday at 5:14 PM|
I’m thinking the title will be “How to Have a Good Time in Muncie, Indiana”. The audiobook will be read by him and will be a great alternative to melatonin.
|by Disgusted||reply 31||Last Wednesday at 5:16 PM|
I guess mother can afford that house now. Did they go back to Indiana? Evangelical churches will place mass orders and the book will be a fake best seller.
|by Disgusted||reply 32||Last Wednesday at 5:17 PM|
R22/R28, shouldn't you be staying away from the computer? FBI is still hunting down and arresting Jan 6 terrorists.
|by Disgusted||reply 33||Last Wednesday at 5:17 PM|
Yes R22/R28, your mom will eventually crack and tell them you’re hiding down in her basement.
|by Disgusted||reply 34||Last Wednesday at 5:20 PM|
|by Disgusted||reply 35||Last Wednesday at 5:26 PM|
Exactly R32. The publisher will arrange for bulk sales for like minded organizations and will sell signed copies.
The whole thing stinks.
|by Disgusted||reply 36||Last Wednesday at 5:29 PM|
Will republicunts complain that he's profiting off of his former political position or is that reserved just for the Clintons and Obamas?
|by Disgusted||reply 37||Last Wednesday at 5:38 PM|
Two books filled with pictures of Mikey kissing trump’s rump? Hard pass on that.
|by Disgusted||reply 38||Last Wednesday at 5:50 PM|
Who actually likes this stiff suit? MAGAs wanted to hang him during the Capitol insurrection. Democrats don't like him. Flies don't like him...
|by Disgusted||reply 39||Last Wednesday at 5:54 PM|
Complicit bastard John Bolton’s book sold 780,000 the first week on-sale. He reportedly received a $2 million advance.
|by Disgusted||reply 40||Last Wednesday at 5:58 PM|
It won't be available in the book version
It's going to be spineless, just like pence. so it's only coming out on audio and kindle versions
|by Disgusted||reply 41||Last Wednesday at 6:00 PM|
He's not going to talk bad about Trump if he wants any career in politics.
|by Disgusted||reply 42||Last Wednesday at 6:05 PM|
Pence launched his Advancing American Freedom advocacy platform today, the same day the book deal was announced.
His heterosexualist nephew John Pence is now CEO of the Pence Strategy Group, whatever the fuck that is. He’s also Senior Advisor to Bienvenido.
There’s a good chunk of his bulk book sales, as well as ticketed speaking engagements with book sales tied in.
He did learn something from Trump in four years. The art of the con.
|by Disgusted||reply 43||Last Wednesday at 6:10 PM|
No one will buy it but it will provide him with access to the media for appearances right about the time he kicks off his campaign for 2024.
|by Disgusted||reply 44||Last Wednesday at 6:13 PM|