Mike Pence Signs Multimillion-dollar Two-Book Deal

I hope there'll be lots of pictures.

Mother needs to eat.

Someone posted on Twitter, “his books will have more of a spine than he does”.

Some days, I really love Twitter.

From the press release

“I am grateful to have the opportunity to tell the story of my life in public service to the American people from serving in Congress, to the Indiana Governor’s office and as Vice President of the United States”.

I’m sure the friends and families of the 556,000 Americans who had COVID-related deaths can’t wait to read how he led the White House Coronavirus Task Force.

Nobody will buy that.

Also, we finally get to know Mother Pence. Isn't it amazing? Will Mike Pence also disclose his latent homosexuality and love for twink here and there in his book?

Let's think of titles that are more appropriate than whatever faith-based nonsense he will come up with -

The White Pages

Mother's Little Helper

Jesus, MARY!, and Michael

This One Time at Bible Camp...

It's Only Gay if Someone Finds Out

Michael and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Vagina

JUST AS Pence announces he's running for president. HA!

Has a former Vice President, who never rose to president of course, ever written a memoir?

WTF?

I can't imagine how damn boring his book will be. Who wants to read an entire book of Mike Pence.

Jesus, imagine the audiobook if he narrates it?

Shoot me now!

"Mothers are from Venus, Karens are from Mars, and Donalds are from Uranus: An Impractical Guide for Never Getting What You Want in Your Relationships and Learning to Suck It Up"

I would be interested in a completely honest accounting of everything Pence witnessed. That book would sell like hotcakes. Pence is a stupid man so he'll have a ghostwriter fill two books with ass-covering lies and political platitudes. No one will buy this book. This idiot scumbag actually thinks he has a chance in 2024.

He’s planning to run in 2024 so he won’t say anything interesting. Anyone here in publishing tell us how this is seen by SS financially?

He can write an entire book covering the couple of days leading up to and including January 6.

I don’t know how this book will earn out.

[QUOTE] Has a former Vice President, who never rose to president of course, ever written a memoir? WTF?

A one-term Vice President, at that.

Touchy, r18. No, not touché, touchy.

Cause I wanna touchy you.

The rethugs won’t buy it, neither will the dems. Who is buying this again?

I've bought his book a long time ago. It was called "Damron Men's Travel Guide."

At least Pence was born in America (unlike Obama) and is not a murderous lesbo (like Hillary).

[quote]Has a former Vice President, who never rose to president of course, ever written a memoir?

Are you fucking kidding?

What did Dan Quayle write? A coloring book?

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It's a shame that none of his supporters know how to read.

R22 and also, he doesn't shit his pants daily like drooling Uncle Joe.

R22 = R28 = Mother Pence

People too embarrassed to buy in a bookstore will buy online.

I’m thinking the title will be “How to Have a Good Time in Muncie, Indiana”. The audiobook will be read by him and will be a great alternative to melatonin.

I guess mother can afford that house now. Did they go back to Indiana? Evangelical churches will place mass orders and the book will be a fake best seller.

R22/R28, shouldn't you be staying away from the computer? FBI is still hunting down and arresting Jan 6 terrorists.

Yes R22/R28, your mom will eventually crack and tell them you’re hiding down in her basement.

Pence'll dictate.

Exactly R32. The publisher will arrange for bulk sales for like minded organizations and will sell signed copies.

The whole thing stinks.

Will republicunts complain that he's profiting off of his former political position or is that reserved just for the Clintons and Obamas?

Two books filled with pictures of Mikey kissing trump’s rump? Hard pass on that.

Who actually likes this stiff suit? MAGAs wanted to hang him during the Capitol insurrection. Democrats don't like him. Flies don't like him...

Complicit bastard John Bolton’s book sold 780,000 the first week on-sale. He reportedly received a $2 million advance.

It won't be available in the book version

It's going to be spineless, just like pence. so it's only coming out on audio and kindle versions

He's not going to talk bad about Trump if he wants any career in politics.

Pence launched his Advancing American Freedom advocacy platform today, the same day the book deal was announced.

His heterosexualist nephew John Pence is now CEO of the Pence Strategy Group, whatever the fuck that is. He’s also Senior Advisor to Bienvenido.

There’s a good chunk of his bulk book sales, as well as ticketed speaking engagements with book sales tied in.

He did learn something from Trump in four years. The art of the con.

No one will buy it but it will provide him with access to the media for appearances right about the time he kicks off his campaign for 2024.

That must be how Pence is paying for this house.

The listing, not sure why they need a 7 bedroom house. The property has plenty of trees to "hang" out under.

Chapter 1 : "It was a dark and boring night..."

This is why book burning is a thing.

He never struck me as being quite literate enough to actually know how to write?

[quote] The publisher will arrange for bulk sales for like minded organizations and will sell signed copies.

That's the system that's kept Regnery in business all these years. Simon and Schuster isn't averse to soiling its good name for that kind of easy money.

Truly gripping reading

He should stick to radio.

Why do two old people need such a large house?

A two-volume pulpfest filled with lies, half-truths, and self-aggrandizements.

HARD pass.

R53 Well, unlike the Kushners they allow the Secret Service to piss and take dumps in their house and they need the extra space for distance.

Who’s going to ghost write these tomes and have to work extra hard to help him learn to write his own name to add to it?

[quote]It's a shame that none of his supporters know how to read.

The first is a pop-up book.

The second, scratch-n-sniff.

The reason they raise rabbits is the only book he can read is Pat the Bunny.

I hope he tells how the Priests used him as a pass-around bottom.

“Mr. Pence, just put an ‘X’ here on the signature line.”

The book will be coming out this fall.

Pass.

What is it? A coloring book about Bible sexuality?

Who buys these books? At 30$ a book, they'd have to sell 100k copies just to cover the 3m advance.

The man who lives the most boring cliche ass life needs a book deal for what?

To run for president r65. It's a ritual for any serious aspirant.

As boring as watching paint dry.

Nobody wants to pay to read about that boring annoying queen puppet.

Is there is any money involved it is being paid by the owners of the NY Federal Reserve Bank.

Simon and Schuster is a business. They wouldn't pony up of it won't make money.

So how many copies do these political biographies sell? Anyone in the publishing industry in here?

He’s not gonna spill anything new. The only thing we want him to spill is to the congress

If magas can buy Glenn beck book I am sure they will buy Mike pence as along as he appears on Glenn show or any other right-wing influencers and try to make amends it will become a best seller. The never trump crowd of the Republican party might buy his book.

How many copies do they print of books like this? Second rate political biographies of second rate leaders, i mean.