Serving up this steaming pile of
Celebrity Gossip
Gay Politics
Gay News
and Pointless Bitchery
Since 1995

Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Mike Pence Signs Multimillion-dollar Two-Book Deal

The first book will be an autobiography which is expected to publish in 2023.

Offsite Link
by Disgustedreply 44Last Wednesday at 6:13 PM

I hope there'll be lots of pictures.

by Disgustedreply 1Last Wednesday at 2:31 PM

Mother needs to eat.

by Disgustedreply 2Last Wednesday at 2:31 PM

Someone posted on Twitter, “his books will have more of a spine than he does”.

by Disgustedreply 3Last Wednesday at 2:32 PM

Some days, I really love Twitter.

Offsite Link
by Disgustedreply 4Last Wednesday at 2:34 PM

From the press release

“I am grateful to have the opportunity to tell the story of my life in public service to the American people from serving in Congress, to the Indiana Governor’s office and as Vice President of the United States”.

I’m sure the friends and families of the 556,000 Americans who had COVID-related deaths can’t wait to read how he led the White House Coronavirus Task Force.

by Disgustedreply 5Last Wednesday at 2:55 PM
Offsite Link
by Disgustedreply 6Last Wednesday at 2:55 PM

Nobody will buy that.

Also, we finally get to know Mother Pence. Isn't it amazing? Will Mike Pence also disclose his latent homosexuality and love for twink here and there in his book?

by Disgustedreply 7Last Wednesday at 3:23 PM

Let's think of titles that are more appropriate than whatever faith-based nonsense he will come up with -

The White Pages

Mother's Little Helper

Jesus, MARY!, and Michael

This One Time at Bible Camp...

It's Only Gay if Someone Finds Out

Michael and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Vagina

by Disgustedreply 8Last Wednesday at 3:40 PM

JUST AS Pence announces he's running for president. HA!

by Disgustedreply 9Last Wednesday at 3:42 PM

Has a former Vice President, who never rose to president of course, ever written a memoir?

WTF?

by Disgustedreply 10Last Wednesday at 3:43 PM

I can't imagine how damn boring his book will be. Who wants to read an entire book of Mike Pence.

by Disgustedreply 11Last Wednesday at 3:44 PM

Jesus, imagine the audiobook if he narrates it?

Shoot me now!

by Disgustedreply 12Last Wednesday at 3:48 PM

"Mothers are from Venus, Karens are from Mars, and Donalds are from Uranus: An Impractical Guide for Never Getting What You Want in Your Relationships and Learning to Suck It Up"

by Disgustedreply 13Last Wednesday at 3:48 PM

I would be interested in a completely honest accounting of everything Pence witnessed. That book would sell like hotcakes. Pence is a stupid man so he'll have a ghostwriter fill two books with ass-covering lies and political platitudes. No one will buy this book. This idiot scumbag actually thinks he has a chance in 2024.

by Disgustedreply 14Last Wednesday at 3:54 PM

He’s planning to run in 2024 so he won’t say anything interesting. Anyone here in publishing tell us how this is seen by SS financially?

by Disgustedreply 15Last Wednesday at 4:08 PM

He can write an entire book covering the couple of days leading up to and including January 6.

by Disgustedreply 16Last Wednesday at 4:10 PM

I don’t know how this book will earn out.

by Disgustedreply 17Last Wednesday at 4:12 PM

[QUOTE] Has a former Vice President, who never rose to president of course, ever written a memoir? WTF?

A one-term Vice President, at that.

by Disgustedreply 18Last Wednesday at 4:14 PM

Touchy, r18. No, not touché, touchy.

Cause I wanna touchy you.

by Disgustedreply 19Last Wednesday at 4:16 PM

The rethugs won’t buy it, neither will the dems. Who is buying this again?

by Disgustedreply 20Last Wednesday at 4:17 PM

I've bought his book a long time ago. It was called "Damron Men's Travel Guide."

by Disgustedreply 21Last Wednesday at 4:20 PM

At least Pence was born in America (unlike Obama) and is not a murderous lesbo (like Hillary).

by Disgustedreply 22Last Wednesday at 4:21 PM

[quote]Has a former Vice President, who never rose to president of course, ever written a memoir?

Are you fucking kidding?

Offsite Link
by Disgustedreply 23Last Wednesday at 4:28 PM

What did Dan Quayle write? A coloring book?

by Disgustedreply 24Last Wednesday at 4:29 PM

More

Offsite Link
by Disgustedreply 25Last Wednesday at 4:30 PM

Humphrey

Offsite Link
by Disgustedreply 26Last Wednesday at 4:33 PM

It's a shame that none of his supporters know how to read.

by Disgustedreply 27Last Wednesday at 4:35 PM

R22 and also, he doesn't shit his pants daily like drooling Uncle Joe.

by Disgustedreply 28Last Wednesday at 5:08 PM

R22 = R28 = Mother Pence

by Disgustedreply 29Last Wednesday at 5:13 PM

People too embarrassed to buy in a bookstore will buy online.

by Disgustedreply 30Last Wednesday at 5:14 PM

I’m thinking the title will be “How to Have a Good Time in Muncie, Indiana”. The audiobook will be read by him and will be a great alternative to melatonin.

by Disgustedreply 31Last Wednesday at 5:16 PM

I guess mother can afford that house now. Did they go back to Indiana? Evangelical churches will place mass orders and the book will be a fake best seller.

by Disgustedreply 32Last Wednesday at 5:17 PM

R22/R28, shouldn't you be staying away from the computer? FBI is still hunting down and arresting Jan 6 terrorists.

by Disgustedreply 33Last Wednesday at 5:17 PM

Yes R22/R28, your mom will eventually crack and tell them you’re hiding down in her basement.

by Disgustedreply 34Last Wednesday at 5:20 PM

Pence'll dictate.

by Disgustedreply 35Last Wednesday at 5:26 PM

Exactly R32. The publisher will arrange for bulk sales for like minded organizations and will sell signed copies.

The whole thing stinks.

by Disgustedreply 36Last Wednesday at 5:29 PM

Will republicunts complain that he's profiting off of his former political position or is that reserved just for the Clintons and Obamas?

by Disgustedreply 37Last Wednesday at 5:38 PM

Two books filled with pictures of Mikey kissing trump’s rump? Hard pass on that.

by Disgustedreply 38Last Wednesday at 5:50 PM

Who actually likes this stiff suit? MAGAs wanted to hang him during the Capitol insurrection. Democrats don't like him. Flies don't like him...

by Disgustedreply 39Last Wednesday at 5:54 PM

Complicit bastard John Bolton’s book sold 780,000 the first week on-sale. He reportedly received a $2 million advance.

by Disgustedreply 40Last Wednesday at 5:58 PM

It won't be available in the book version

It's going to be spineless, just like pence. so it's only coming out on audio and kindle versions

by Disgustedreply 41Last Wednesday at 6:00 PM

He's not going to talk bad about Trump if he wants any career in politics.

by Disgustedreply 42Last Wednesday at 6:05 PM

Pence launched his Advancing American Freedom advocacy platform today, the same day the book deal was announced.

His heterosexualist nephew John Pence is now CEO of the Pence Strategy Group, whatever the fuck that is. He’s also Senior Advisor to Bienvenido.

There’s a good chunk of his bulk book sales, as well as ticketed speaking engagements with book sales tied in.

He did learn something from Trump in four years. The art of the con.

by Disgustedreply 43Last Wednesday at 6:10 PM

No one will buy it but it will provide him with access to the media for appearances right about the time he kicks off his campaign for 2024.

by Disgustedreply 44Last Wednesday at 6:13 PM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!