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Breaking: This is Bullshit, the Tiger Woods Story

Authorities release cause of accident after saying they would not.

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by Anonymousreply 49Last Wednesday at 7:42 PM

Pathetic attempt to satisfy curiosity and prevent the real cause from being released.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Wednesday at 9:20 AM

So you can speed as long as you crash to avoid a fine?

by Anonymousreply 2Last Wednesday at 9:25 AM

Breaking, OP?

Really?

We’ve got like four fucking threads on it already.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Wednesday at 9:27 AM

^ Yes, you moron, R3. The news regarding cause was just released this morning. It's new news and a new topic of privilege. Keep up, Mary.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Wednesday at 10:38 AM

Hey, Einstein, I’m telling you we already have numerous threads on this news from this morning!

You fucking muppet.

by Anonymousreply 5Last Wednesday at 10:40 AM

Driving that fast is sooooo selfish with disregard for the lives of others. If he can never walk properly, let alone swing a golf club, again, that's just payback.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 10:40 AM

He def fell asleep at the wheel. Over medicated. 100%.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 11:03 AM

Agree, r7. It's the most plausible explanation.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 11:49 AM

He needs to go away for good. He doesn't value his life, and more importantly he doesn't value the lives of those around him.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 12:07 PM

See, there ain't no racism in Americuh! Blacks get all the special treatment!

by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 12:20 PM

Standing by the theory it was a suicide attempt.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Wednesday at 12:31 PM

He authorized the release.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 12:33 PM

He authorized the release of his version of the truth. Fuck, first it was "Dylan's Truth", now we've got "Tiger's Truth".

by Anonymousreply 13Last Wednesday at 12:38 PM

This just proves that the only color that truly matters is GREEN. He is a rich man of color. Rich people can do anything they want and get away with it. Meanwhile, they all have the poor and working class at each other’s throats believing it is about skin color. Nope.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Wednesday at 12:39 PM

^^He’s right, you know.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Wednesday at 12:43 PM

Sure is.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Wednesday at 12:44 PM

It's so obvious there's more to the story. Why would they wait a couple days for approval to release if it was just speeding?

by Anonymousreply 17Last Wednesday at 12:51 PM

I concur.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Wednesday at 12:55 PM

If he was speeding he should at least get a fine or have his license suspended. That would be the procedure had he been pulled over. None of this makes any legal sense.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Wednesday at 12:56 PM

I've always liked Tiger Woods. I'm glad he survived the accident and hope that he makes a full recovery.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Wednesday at 1:07 PM

[quote]You fucking muppet.

This insult, which I find strangely adorable, always makes me laugh and go “Aw!” It’s like they’re really pissed but making a concerted effort of going easy.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Wednesday at 1:12 PM

I searched and couldn't find any DL threads about this breaking story today. This is the only one. The other Tiger Woods threads are from before today.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Wednesday at 1:17 PM

"Woods has no recollection of the collision, investigators said at the press conference."

Because he was heavily sedated behind the wheel.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Wednesday at 1:21 PM

"“The primary causal factor for this traffic collision was driving at a speed unsafe for the road conditions and the inability to negotiate the curve of the roadway estimated speeds at the first area of impact were 84 to 87 miles per hour,” Villanueva said.

Woods did not brake before he crashed the car, according to investigators. They said the data recorder reveals he may have inadvertently hit the accelerator instead of the brakes before the collision."

Because he was heavily sedated behind the wheel.

by Anonymousreply 24Last Wednesday at 1:21 PM

[quote] I searched and couldn't find any DL threads about this breaking story today. This is the only one. The other Tiger Woods threads are from before today.

So every time new information about a discussion we’re having comes out, let’s start a new thread. Let’s not do anything dumb like adding it to the prior discussionS.

I can’t WAIT for our next true crime thread. Or threads, by your idea, since every new lead or new development will require another thread.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Wednesday at 1:28 PM

R20, me 2. I've always loved tiger. At least he doesn't have a flock full of baby mamas and or wife beater like most major athletes. Love Tiger 4 life.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Wednesday at 1:41 PM

I'm in the "it was a suicide attempt" club. He's been busted before for driving while impaired. He's been through pretty much every personal embarrassment you can imagine (brought on himself by his own assholery). The one thing left that I could see him not wanting to get out is him trying to off himself.

This would also explain the unusual amount of deference he received in "allowing" what information was released. It was far more than his usual serving.

Yes, what we are seeing as the cause is "Tigers Truth" indeed, r13

Great thread title, OP. If this drags on and there are more developments, maybe that can be the title for any continuation threads.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Wednesday at 2:19 PM

Weird for them to put this out there now...

by Anonymousreply 28Last Wednesday at 2:23 PM

Narcissists are generally not suicidal.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Wednesday at 2:26 PM

This feels like a coverup, was it alcohol?

by Anonymousreply 30Last Wednesday at 2:27 PM

^ Pills.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Wednesday at 2:29 PM

Who will get the first post-accident interview?

by Anonymousreply 32Last Wednesday at 2:30 PM

He seized up with a massive Charley Horse in the groin.

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by Anonymousreply 33Last Wednesday at 2:32 PM

87 mph seems oddly specific. Also what's it now: Speeding or falling asleep at the wheel? Speeding I would associate with stress and adrenaline.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Wednesday at 2:34 PM

Who the fuck cares. So many threads about this stupid topic.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Wednesday at 2:37 PM

I don't think Tiger s a genuine narcissist but if I never see that word floated around on this board it will be too soon. I think he's an immensely fucked up guy, mostly thanks to his dear old cunt of a dad.

Now Lance Armstrong? He's the kind of guy who would never try to kill himself.

R32 Hopefully Barbara Walters in full dementia regalia, shitting in her Depends as she tries to get him to speak his "twuth"

by Anonymousreply 36Last Wednesday at 2:37 PM

r35 You care because you clicked and commented

by Anonymousreply 37Last Wednesday at 2:37 PM

Lucky for him he's Cablinasian. If he was black, he would have been killed by the cops at the scene of the crime.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Wednesday at 2:42 PM

Are we sure he wasn't fleeing from a pissed off women brandishing golf club ?

by Anonymousreply 39Last Wednesday at 2:42 PM

Running late, deliberately speeding, picked up phone to text or read text, car drifted as he was on phone, then hit the median, and lost control of the car. Simple.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Wednesday at 2:45 PM

r40 Then why wasn't it released if it was so simple? He crashed his car, and not for the first time. Why all of the drama around not releasing any information without Tiger's fucking permission?

He didn't even try to hit the brakes? That's pretty fucking weird. Elderly and sitcoms is pretty much the only time you hear someone mistaking the accelerator for the brake. (If that even happened)

by Anonymousreply 41Last Wednesday at 2:50 PM

I hope this brings Tiger the peace he so desperately seeks

Sorry - spotted a typo! I hope this brings Tiger the PILLS he so desperately seeks

by Anonymousreply 42Last Wednesday at 2:56 PM

[Bold] $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ gets you EVERYTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 43Last Wednesday at 2:56 PM

Good to know you can drive twice the legal limit crash and total a car that isn't yours and you don't have to worry about any charges being filed against you as long as no one else was hurt.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Wednesday at 3:00 PM

r44 Helps to be Tiger Woods and the police department is covering for you

by Anonymousreply 45Last Wednesday at 3:02 PM

[quote] Lucky for him he's Cablinasian.

Like Jimi Hendrix!

by Anonymousreply 46Last Wednesday at 3:03 PM

[quote] 87 mph seems oddly specific.

The headline is [italic]slightly[/italic] misleading. The news I’ve read said speed was between 84 and 87 mph.

Even so, I don’t know why you’d think “87” was oddly specific when dealing with black box information. Do you not think it pinpoints the exact speed and other parameters?

by Anonymousreply 47Last Wednesday at 3:26 PM

..............

by Anonymousreply 48Last Wednesday at 5:29 PM

I don't think there is a massive coverup here. Esp. in the current climate with Kobe and the pics cops took, etc. They are obviously not saying everything, but what they issued today is fact. Later, it will come out that he was medicated.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Wednesday at 7:42 PM
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