Oh, Angelina
I hate to say this, but it may be time to call Ryan Murphy.
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Oh, Angelina
I hate to say this, but it may be time to call Ryan Murphy.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 27, 2021 5:42 PM |
That’s no lady, that’s Angelina Jolie.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 7, 2021 4:57 PM |
Remember when Scott Rudin's email got hacked and he was bitching about her?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 7, 2021 6:11 PM |
The international fans on facebook are excited to see it.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 9, 2021 1:13 AM |
ALL OF HER IS GOING TO MELT.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 9, 2021 1:16 AM |
Taylor Sheridan did Sicario. Also responsible for YELLOWSTONE which i keep hearing is great.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 9, 2021 1:19 AM |
She fights lady fire.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 9, 2021 1:21 AM |
What a joke. As if a 45 year old woman with the weight of a skeleton could handle being a firefighter.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 9, 2021 1:22 AM |
Is she trying to get people to believe that women can handle being a firefighter just as well as men can?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 9, 2021 1:26 AM |
She must need the cash.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 9, 2021 1:28 AM |
Could anything be any more tacky, desperate and unconvincing?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 9, 2021 1:31 AM |
Is this a Hallmark movie?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 9, 2021 1:34 AM |
She is also getting ready to direct a Tom Hardy film set in England.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 9, 2021 1:37 AM |
All she had was her looks wow
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 9, 2021 1:38 AM |
She’s starting to look weird.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 9, 2021 1:44 AM |
Angelina joining the Ryan Murphy troupe would be pretty awesome actually.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 9, 2021 2:01 AM |
My brother's a fireman in a big city. He said they changed the rules for the women and added "break points" to the physical, where the women can step aside and stay as long as they want to recover and then continue on with the event. He said the guys were allowed to use them, too, but never did, as they would be teased mercilessly if they did.
But, let me guess, Angelina's going to be one bad-ass firefighter in this movie, outdoing the men.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 9, 2021 2:02 AM |
Thanks for the LOLs, Angie. Thinking of your prissy skinny ass fighting fire is the most entertainment you've ever provided me.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 9, 2021 2:10 AM |
she has a thing for control and her weight is part of it..
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 9, 2021 2:21 AM |
Her body looks weird in the firefighter outfit.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 9, 2021 5:46 AM |
Fucking cunt stole my comeback role.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 9, 2021 6:15 AM |
What r17 said. For diversity the rules are changed or relaxed to push a lot of people through who would never have made it if they were penis-assigned.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 9, 2021 6:29 AM |
She has this thing for playing physical, badass women saving children in distress when she's built like a bicycle frame and weighs less than an astronauts fart.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 9, 2021 6:47 AM |
I couldn't imagine her ever laughing at herself. Humourless, and it comes across in her films/acting. She could never let herself go, be made fun of, not be the hero.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 9, 2021 7:00 AM |
R23, and boxoffice audiences eats it up.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 9, 2021 7:22 AM |
She has a boxy looking body that she tries to minimize by staying bone thin.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 9, 2021 9:02 AM |
The belts on her costumes in the stills do her no favors, they make her look like a small rectangle stacked on top of a square on top of another rectangle.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 9, 2021 9:09 AM |
The trailer is getting great reviews and they can’t wait to see angelina “the action star” back.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 9, 2021 10:22 AM |
Not my kind of movie. But it's going to be a blockbuster and the haters will have a meltdown.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 9, 2021 10:33 AM |
Will she wear the roller skates?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 9, 2021 10:44 AM |
OMG - a bad wig and more make-up than a woman firefighter would ever need, especially one in a tower all by herself.
Escapist fare, but for who? I couldn't even make it through the trailer -- and I'm a lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 9, 2021 10:59 AM |
I’m probably the only fan around here, but I love this bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 12, 2021 8:57 AM |
Why does she insist on doing action roles? For the past 15 years she's been so frail looking.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 12, 2021 9:15 AM |
"Angelina saves a FAT Ugly kid?.....This will never go well on DataLounge...."-----ME when I saw the trailer....A shame---this could have gone down as a DL masterpiece....VIDEO CLIP of who the old dl queens would have cast instead......
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 12, 2021 9:23 AM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 12, 2021 9:25 AM |
The studio wanted THIS actor (video link)....But Angelina insisted on the overweight kid....Maybe she is losing her touch?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 12, 2021 9:37 AM |
R33, go feck yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 12, 2021 11:46 AM |
Is she going to save all her children from a burning orphanage? Is it a mini-series?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 12, 2021 11:52 AM |
Like a person with those toothpick arms could even lift a firehose, much less use it to fight an actual fire!
Godawful casting idea.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 12, 2021 6:27 PM |
This isn't Salt, which was a fun spy movie. Who the hell is going to want to see this?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 12, 2021 7:19 PM |
Yes, female firefighters look so much like Angelina Jolie.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 12, 2021 7:21 PM |
She should play a lady astronomer in a terribly modern operetta who makes a universe-shaking dicovery!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 12, 2021 7:22 PM |
She looks like an anorexic drag queen
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 12, 2021 7:24 PM |
Jolie has made the mistake of many Hollywood actresses: She's gotten so much plastic surgery that it's impossible for her to play a believable normal woman anymore. Compare her to Olivia Colman, who is just a year older and still looks like a real person. Angie looks like Sad Firefighter Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 12, 2021 7:25 PM |
I assumed at first the link at R35 was an old article. It's not. She's just a broken record at this point with nothing new or interesting to say.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 12, 2021 7:27 PM |
Olivia Colman is a wonderful character actress but looks like shit for her age. What about a happy medium between looking like a wax mummy or a dumpy frau. Naomi Watts looks mature but she is not dumpy for example.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 12, 2021 7:38 PM |
I'm sure there is a happy medium, but Olivia Colman still gets lots of interesting work by looking frumpy. If you are more interested in the work than being a glamour puss, that's probably just fine. Also, she gets to eat and doesn't have to stuff her face and body full of silicone.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 12, 2021 7:55 PM |
Oh, but I agree that Watts does look good and not too plastic.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 12, 2021 7:55 PM |
Bitch can't lift a celery stick let alone a fire hose.
I'll watch this, for free, for hot Jon Bernthal.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 27, 2021 5:11 PM |
Sure Jan, lift a heavy fire hose while climbing up a ladder with all the heavy equipment firefighters are required to wear. I hope her ratty wig melts.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 27, 2021 5:20 PM |
She can't sing can she? I mean, not even a little?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 27, 2021 5:34 PM |
[quote]My brother's a fireman in a big city. He said they changed the rules for the women and added "break points" to the physical, where the women can step aside and stay as long as they want to recover and then continue on with the event.
[quote]What [R17] said. For diversity the rules are changed or relaxed to push a lot of people through who would never have made it if they were penis-assigned.
Doesn't that just encourage mediocrity? Who wants a mediocre firefighter? They should be hiring the best of the best. If it's only men, so be it.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 27, 2021 5:40 PM |
Olivia Colman is only 47? I thought she was 10 years older.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 27, 2021 5:41 PM |
I saw it and I more or less enjoyed it. Not the ideal role for her but it was entertaining.
Was the only person in the theater.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 27, 2021 5:41 PM |
Of course, women should be allowed to try out (I believe in equality in that regard), but if they're not up to task, they shouldn't be hired for such a potentially dangerous job.
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