Now that celebrity events are starting up again, it’s time to trot out a new beard to keep the female fan base happy and to let them believe that they too have a chance.
How long do we give this one?
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Now that celebrity events are starting up again, it’s time to trot out a new beard to keep the female fan base happy and to let them believe that they too have a chance.
How long do we give this one?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | Yesterday at 5:16 AM |
Dick knob VPL.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | 04/07/2021 |
As usual, the comments are hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | 04/07/2021 |
Also Henry looks chubby, thick. I don't mind! His eyes are so young and fresh. Amazing work. Smaller than they used to be, however.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | 04/07/2021 |
R2 I’m always amazed at how the general public actually believe he’s straight.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | 04/07/2021 |
Let him live his life. Butt out.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | 04/07/2021 |
Sigh! He has legs like tree trunks!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | 04/07/2021 |
That's a terribly small penis. Perhaps it was cold. Bless him.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | 04/07/2021 |
We’re just fortunate that there was a random photographer on hand to catch the completely unscripted moment. It must be love!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | 04/07/2021 |
R5 Fuck off.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | 04/07/2021 |
That is not a puny cock in my expert judgement based on VAST field experience. It's meaty and it sticks out because there is a hefty ball sack pushing it out.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | 04/07/2021 |
r9 I hate those fucking boxer briefs he's wearing. They're so stupid. Why does he have to be so uptight about sex? I want to to see regular briefs lines.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | 04/07/2021 |
Much curvier than the usual Crossfit chicks that he usually trots out, so I suppose that’s to be commended.
My own opinion - I think whenever he gets lonely he finds an unfussy starstruck female who’s not high maintenance. He wants some company, but mostly just wants to be left alone to play video games, do his nerd hobbies and finish Jan Morris’s Pax Britannica. It will be nearly impossible to find any companion, male or female, on the same wavelength he is (like when Sheldon meets Amy). Even Blevins, despite all the apparent chemistry, was just a starstruck sycophant.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | 04/07/2021 |
“cheekychives123, London, United Kingdom, 1 hour ago
He always goes for ordinary girls so why not me hahaha
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Elle, London, 51 minutes ago
I know! I've heard the same about Chris Evans.”
....and as I have said before, Chris Evans is exactly the same kind of person he is. Other people see it too. If Evans was into guys, they would be perfect for each other.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | 04/07/2021 |
He was a soft Twink. No way is he the advertised height, either.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | 04/07/2021 |
Let me guess she’s 23 or younger.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | 04/07/2021 |
You’re right about the need for arrangements now that celebrity events are starting again. Just Jared and In Touch are claiming that Timmy and Lily are back together. Gee what a coincidence that she has a movie coming out on Friday.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | 04/07/2021 |
Hello? Is that you, Henry?
No, I’m in the office here. The other agents are still working from home.
Now, Henry, luv. Reason for call. As you know, production is starting up again bigtime. And as you also know —
— now don’t be like that, Henry. You don’t know what I’m going to say!
Oh, all right, it IS about Topic A! Look. Henry. Darling. If you could just bring the same level of passion to your bearding as you do with you acting, all will be well!
Oh Henry, don’t whine! Just go out with a niece. Your housekeeper. Anyone! Let me know the time and I’ll phone the reptiles. Snappity snap and it’s done. Darling, if you only understood how important it is! Think of the endorsements! Why, that little pipsqueak Rami Malek has YSL and Dior! What have you got?!
— You don’t have fat thighs!! Oh, alright, you do, but darling, that’s what Photoshop is for!
— Yes, yes, I know you’re depressed, but you need to stop eating those chocolates!!! Now listen: I have some headsheets here of aspiring actresses that are just ADORABLE, and would love to take a photo walk with you.
—- Yes Henry, you DO have to hold their hand! THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE IN LOVE DO, HENRY!!!
— Hello, Henry? Are you there, Henry? HENRY!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | 04/07/2021 |
Boxer briefs = "uptight about sex"? That's a new DL projection to me!
Couldn't have anything to do with them being comfortable? You know his meaty thighs rub together and chafe, he needs the coverage.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | 04/07/2021 |
All you need is loveeee)
by Anonymous | reply 21 | 04/07/2021 |
R12 is stuck in 1973
by Anonymous | reply 22 | 04/07/2021 |
Two days ago Kate Winslet talks about gay actors in hiding and today Henry Cavill has a girlfriend
by Anonymous | reply 23 | 04/07/2021 |
[quote]Two days ago Kate Winslet talks about gay actors in hiding and today Henry Cavill has a girlfriend
Gee willikers: love is so fuckin wonderful!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | 04/07/2021 |
So bitches you are wrong. he is fine)
by Anonymous | reply 25 | 04/07/2021 |
Hank's a graduate is JGS . Graduated suma cum laude with a major in awkward hand holding.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | 04/07/2021 |
R26 ?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | 04/07/2021 |
He is incredibly fine, R25. He has a body like a rugby player -- nice and thick.
I have no idea whether he's straight or gay, but as per Kate Winslet's recent comments, I blame the system and our society that keeps gay actors in the closet. The ones who are out are incredibly brave, because I do think it has hurt their careers. DataLoungers prove me wrong, but can anyone name an out, gay actor who is at the top of the profession? The actors in "The Boys in the Band" don't count -- they all have solid careers, but I wouldn't call them stars.
Henry Cavill is the type of actor who would be considered as a possible next James Bond. Would the world accept an openly gay actor playing 007?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | 04/07/2021 |
Andrew Scott and Ben Whishaw are pretty tops in the UK.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | 04/07/2021 |
r20 How are his thighs rubbing together when he's wearing jeans?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | 04/07/2021 |
Henry's wedding tackle would look bigger if his thighs were thinner.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | 04/07/2021 |
His junk looks fine to me.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | 04/07/2021 |
Thats one of his publicists. Some of you will fall for anything.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | 04/07/2021 |
Hold me, publicist, I'm scare.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | 04/07/2021 |
*scared
by Anonymous | reply 35 | 04/07/2021 |
R33 so he is dating with his publicists. But she is not
by Anonymous | reply 36 | 04/07/2021 |
The girl with whom he's been papped - her face is familiar to me. I think she looks like a singer or actress whose name I can't remember.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | 04/07/2021 |
Pssssst... it's because she's basic, or whatever the British term for that is. A thousand girls look just like her in London alone.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | 04/07/2021 |
Common.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | 04/07/2021 |
Deux Moi has a lot of Henry submissions. A lot about him hitting and quitting it with women. Some even have pics. Is his PR team working overtime or is he not gay?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | Last Friday at 2:11 AM |
Bullshit 24/7 is what PR agencies are paid good money to provide.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | Last Friday at 2:19 AM |
Wow look at all the attention MuscleTech is getting from fans trying to figure out who his latest fling is. I bet this was all Dany's idea 🙄
by Anonymous | reply 43 | Last Friday at 10:45 PM |
Eww she's not even that cute. Why can't Cavill be more like Richard Madden and go for the pretty young twinks?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | Last Saturday at 12:10 AM |
[quote]Why can't Cavill be more like Richard Madden and go for the pretty young twinks?
This is actually one of the reasons I’m more interested in Richard lately and am losing interest in Henry at rapid speed. At least Richard stopped the bearding and doesn’t go out of his way to hide his BF. Henry is a pussy and doesn’t seem like he’ll ever come out. Richard’s body is also better; not deformed.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | Last Saturday at 12:21 AM |
Where's the evidence that Cavill is gay?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | Last Saturday at 12:39 AM |
R46 Nobody is going to hold your hand and explain everything to you when it’s been talked about and discussed for well over a decade now. Look up old threads and do your own research or just forget it.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | Last Saturday at 1:47 AM |
He's too damn old for this foolery. My goodness, he's not going any further in Hollywood, so why is he embarrassing himself like this?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | Last Saturday at 2:03 AM |
At least this time, he picked someone with brains-- he's dating a Canadian environmental scientist who is also interested in fitness like him.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | Last Saturday at 2:09 AM |
R49 its not her
by Anonymous | reply 50 | Last Saturday at 2:17 AM |
R47 he is not gay. its so annoing that you keep talking on and on about it!...
by Anonymous | reply 51 | Last Saturday at 2:18 AM |
R49 Why did they put white gloves on her old hands?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | Last Saturday at 2:20 AM |
Henry needs to sit down. This is really ridiculous. No one is believing this shit.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | Last Saturday at 2:21 AM |
[quote]He's too damn old for this foolery. My goodness, he's not going any further in Hollywood, so why is he embarrassing himself like this?
Thank you! He’s pushing 40 and been in this business for 20 years now. If you’re not a household name by this point, then it’s not happening. His Superman days are over, and all he has for work is a few episodes of that Witcher shit a year and peddling rosemary water and muscle powder. The dreams of being a leading man are over, so may as well stop the bearding nonsense.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | Last Saturday at 2:24 AM |
[quote]At least this time, he picked someone with brains-- he's dating a Canadian environmental scientist who is also interested in fitness like him.
He picked or his “people” picked?🧐
BTW, how did they happen to meet when England has been on strict lockdown most of the past year?😏
by Anonymous | reply 55 | Last Saturday at 2:26 AM |
He usually goes out with thick well built women.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | Last Saturday at 2:29 AM |
R54 he is the leading man. The Witcher is one of the most popular and profitable TV series in the world. His superman is the best superman. Water and powders are high quality businesses, many actors do it. Matthew McConaughey didn't have an Oscar career for a long time, but he did it after 40. You are just annoing hater
by Anonymous | reply 57 | Last Saturday at 2:55 AM |
[Quote] His superman is the best superman.
Debatable
by Anonymous | reply 58 | Last Saturday at 3:07 AM |
R58 it's non-negotiable.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | Last Saturday at 3:19 AM |
The workout photos of that lady are from when she was at least twenty pounds lighter. But it does not surprise me that it’s another woman with a tough, mannish quality. He may consider himself bisexual but he would be happiest with a man. It was all over his face when he was with Blevins. And I am not a fan of Blevins.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | Last Saturday at 4:44 AM |
You don’t know what you’re talking about
by Anonymous | reply 61 | Last Saturday at 5:02 AM |
R60 he was his best friend and he betrayed him
by Anonymous | reply 62 | Last Saturday at 5:07 AM |
[quote][R60] he was his best friend and he betrayed him
How?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | Last Saturday at 5:34 AM |
R63 it was about money
by Anonymous | reply 64 | Last Saturday at 5:59 AM |
Henry is not papped by accident with his new GF. they called the pap,
by Anonymous | reply 65 | Last Saturday at 6:13 AM |
[quote] He usually goes out with thick well built women.
Because they're built like him?
I've written this before, but I think he may be more of a solosexual than anything else. He seems to love himself.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | Last Saturday at 6:45 AM |
R59 if that were true MOS would have done better at the box office.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | Last Saturday at 6:52 AM |
OP not much of a bulge. I am disappoint.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | Last Saturday at 6:53 AM |
Pairing off in the gay world often incorporates a significant degree of narcissism, especially with the gym subspecies. He would be happiest with someone who is built exactly like himself. I don’t make the rules.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | Last Saturday at 8:23 AM |
[quote] He would be happiest with someone who is built exactly like himself.
Gina Carano?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | Last Saturday at 8:24 AM |
[Quote] He would be happiest with someone who is built exactly like himself.
T Rex?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | Last Saturday at 8:30 AM |
I lost my respect to this man, who’s obviously gay and too old for this BS.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | Last Saturday at 9:38 AM |
I don't see how it's obvious.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | Last Saturday at 9:40 AM |
R73 That’s because you are a retarded fangurl who refuses to see.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | Last Saturday at 9:48 AM |
His 19 year old ex girlfriend was also a bit thick and has facial similarities as him.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | Last Saturday at 1:57 PM |
Is he fond of older women? Asking for a friend.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | Last Saturday at 2:34 PM |
Some are suggesting that she was on an episode of "My Super Sweet Sixteen" way back
by Anonymous | reply 80 | Last Saturday at 4:00 PM |
Fuck that semi-retarded closet case.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | Last Saturday at 4:05 PM |
Eat this bitchs. She is his wife
by Anonymous | reply 82 | Last Saturday at 4:07 PM |
Pitter patter. Pitter patter.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | Last Saturday at 4:11 PM |
R79 LMAO!!😂 What a coincidence how right after the pap stroll he’s more than happy to post about his new GF on IG. If this was real, they would have taken a selfie, not brought in a professional photographer to take a picture of them while supposedly playing chess.😂
by Anonymous | reply 84 | Last Saturday at 4:54 PM |
“My beautiful and brilliant love”??!! OMG, his “people” do a terrible job at trying to make his “girlfriends” believable.🤦♂️
by Anonymous | reply 85 | Last Saturday at 5:01 PM |
lmao pr/bearding confirmed.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | Last Saturday at 5:05 PM |
R84 Many couples do special photo shoots. its fine
by Anonymous | reply 87 | Last Saturday at 5:16 PM |
R79 Jesus Christmas this is getting more embarrassing by the minute. When is he going to learn??
by Anonymous | reply 90 | Last Saturday at 9:45 PM |
* Jesus Christ
by Anonymous | reply 91 | Last Saturday at 9:46 PM |
[quote] Jesus Christmas
[quote] Stupid autocorrect
Autocorrect led to the birth of a birthday.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | Last Saturday at 9:53 PM |
[quote] His superman is the best superman.
His Superman is the worst Superman.
There. Fixed it for ya. Anyone who thinks Zac Snyder’s cold, soulless bore-fest was “the best Superman” is some dickmatized Cavillstan who hasn’t seen the first two Christopher Reeves films.
And a real pain in the neck!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | Last Saturday at 11:01 PM |
Is he at least better than Superboy? That series from the late 1980s / early 1990s was blink-and-you'll-miss-it.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | Last Saturday at 11:03 PM |
You could say it was a pap smear, r75.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | Last Saturday at 11:04 PM |
R65 that is.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | Last Saturday at 11:04 PM |
R78 This one is worse, he was dressed like a grandpa
by Anonymous | reply 97 | Last Sunday at 1:19 AM |
LOL! That suit is hideous. Really buff guys don’t usually look good in suits.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | Last Sunday at 7:51 PM |
She is apparently a "Hollywood executive" - ? VP at Legendary Studios. Seems more like a spoiled rich Hwood girl to me. Who said she was a Canadian environmental scientist lol? Hangs out at Soho House quite a bit:
by Anonymous | reply 99 | Last Sunday at 10:59 PM |
350k on a Sweet Sixteen birthday party?!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | Last Sunday at 11:02 PM |
Is she into fitness and has muscles? It won't last long.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | Last Monday at 12:12 AM |
The Witcher season 2 will be out soon!
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