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Henry Cavill Has A New Beard

Now that celebrity events are starting up again, it’s time to trot out a new beard to keep the female fan base happy and to let them believe that they too have a chance.

How long do we give this one?

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by Anonymousreply 103Yesterday at 5:16 AM

Dick knob VPL.

by Anonymousreply 104/07/2021

As usual, the comments are hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 204/07/2021

Also Henry looks chubby, thick. I don't mind! His eyes are so young and fresh. Amazing work. Smaller than they used to be, however.

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by Anonymousreply 304/07/2021

R2 I’m always amazed at how the general public actually believe he’s straight.

by Anonymousreply 404/07/2021

Let him live his life. Butt out.

by Anonymousreply 504/07/2021

Sigh! He has legs like tree trunks!

by Anonymousreply 604/07/2021

That's a terribly small penis. Perhaps it was cold. Bless him.

by Anonymousreply 704/07/2021

We’re just fortunate that there was a random photographer on hand to catch the completely unscripted moment. It must be love!

by Anonymousreply 804/07/2021

Butt out, indeed.

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by Anonymousreply 904/07/2021

R5 Fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 1004/07/2021

That is not a puny cock in my expert judgement based on VAST field experience. It's meaty and it sticks out because there is a hefty ball sack pushing it out.

by Anonymousreply 1104/07/2021

r9 I hate those fucking boxer briefs he's wearing. They're so stupid. Why does he have to be so uptight about sex? I want to to see regular briefs lines.

by Anonymousreply 1204/07/2021

As usual Kal’s face speaks for us all

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by Anonymousreply 1304/07/2021

Much curvier than the usual Crossfit chicks that he usually trots out, so I suppose that’s to be commended.

My own opinion - I think whenever he gets lonely he finds an unfussy starstruck female who’s not high maintenance. He wants some company, but mostly just wants to be left alone to play video games, do his nerd hobbies and finish Jan Morris’s Pax Britannica. It will be nearly impossible to find any companion, male or female, on the same wavelength he is (like when Sheldon meets Amy). Even Blevins, despite all the apparent chemistry, was just a starstruck sycophant.

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by Anonymousreply 1404/07/2021

“cheekychives123, London, United Kingdom, 1 hour ago

He always goes for ordinary girls so why not me hahaha

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Elle, London, 51 minutes ago

I know! I've heard the same about Chris Evans.”

....and as I have said before, Chris Evans is exactly the same kind of person he is. Other people see it too. If Evans was into guys, they would be perfect for each other.

by Anonymousreply 1504/07/2021

He was a soft Twink. No way is he the advertised height, either.

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by Anonymousreply 1604/07/2021

Let me guess she’s 23 or younger.

by Anonymousreply 1704/07/2021

You’re right about the need for arrangements now that celebrity events are starting again. Just Jared and In Touch are claiming that Timmy and Lily are back together. Gee what a coincidence that she has a movie coming out on Friday.

by Anonymousreply 1804/07/2021

Hello? Is that you, Henry?

No, I’m in the office here. The other agents are still working from home.

Now, Henry, luv. Reason for call. As you know, production is starting up again bigtime. And as you also know —

— now don’t be like that, Henry. You don’t know what I’m going to say!

Oh, all right, it IS about Topic A! Look. Henry. Darling. If you could just bring the same level of passion to your bearding as you do with you acting, all will be well!

Oh Henry, don’t whine! Just go out with a niece. Your housekeeper. Anyone! Let me know the time and I’ll phone the reptiles. Snappity snap and it’s done. Darling, if you only understood how important it is! Think of the endorsements! Why, that little pipsqueak Rami Malek has YSL and Dior! What have you got?!

— You don’t have fat thighs!! Oh, alright, you do, but darling, that’s what Photoshop is for!

— Yes, yes, I know you’re depressed, but you need to stop eating those chocolates!!! Now listen: I have some headsheets here of aspiring actresses that are just ADORABLE, and would love to take a photo walk with you.

—- Yes Henry, you DO have to hold their hand! THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE IN LOVE DO, HENRY!!!

— Hello, Henry? Are you there, Henry? HENRY!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1904/07/2021

Boxer briefs = "uptight about sex"? That's a new DL projection to me!

Couldn't have anything to do with them being comfortable? You know his meaty thighs rub together and chafe, he needs the coverage.

by Anonymousreply 2004/07/2021

All you need is loveeee)

by Anonymousreply 2104/07/2021

R12 is stuck in 1973

by Anonymousreply 2204/07/2021

Two days ago Kate Winslet talks about gay actors in hiding and today Henry Cavill has a girlfriend

by Anonymousreply 2304/07/2021

[quote]Two days ago Kate Winslet talks about gay actors in hiding and today Henry Cavill has a girlfriend

Gee willikers: love is so fuckin wonderful!

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by Anonymousreply 2404/07/2021

So bitches you are wrong. he is fine)

by Anonymousreply 2504/07/2021

Hank's a graduate is JGS . Graduated suma cum laude with a major in awkward hand holding.

by Anonymousreply 2604/07/2021

R26 ?

by Anonymousreply 2704/07/2021

He is incredibly fine, R25. He has a body like a rugby player -- nice and thick.

I have no idea whether he's straight or gay, but as per Kate Winslet's recent comments, I blame the system and our society that keeps gay actors in the closet. The ones who are out are incredibly brave, because I do think it has hurt their careers. DataLoungers prove me wrong, but can anyone name an out, gay actor who is at the top of the profession? The actors in "The Boys in the Band" don't count -- they all have solid careers, but I wouldn't call them stars.

Henry Cavill is the type of actor who would be considered as a possible next James Bond. Would the world accept an openly gay actor playing 007?

by Anonymousreply 2804/07/2021

Andrew Scott and Ben Whishaw are pretty tops in the UK.

by Anonymousreply 2904/07/2021

r20 How are his thighs rubbing together when he's wearing jeans?

by Anonymousreply 3004/07/2021

Henry's wedding tackle would look bigger if his thighs were thinner.

by Anonymousreply 3104/07/2021

His junk looks fine to me.

by Anonymousreply 3204/07/2021

Thats one of his publicists. Some of you will fall for anything.

by Anonymousreply 3304/07/2021

Hold me, publicist, I'm scare.

by Anonymousreply 3404/07/2021

*scared

by Anonymousreply 3504/07/2021

R33 so he is dating with his publicists. But she is not

by Anonymousreply 3604/07/2021

The girl with Henry looks like kaley cuoco

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by Anonymousreply 3704/07/2021

The girl with whom he's been papped - her face is familiar to me. I think she looks like a singer or actress whose name I can't remember.

by Anonymousreply 3804/07/2021

Pssssst... it's because she's basic, or whatever the British term for that is. A thousand girls look just like her in London alone.

by Anonymousreply 3904/07/2021

Common.

by Anonymousreply 4004/07/2021

Deux Moi has a lot of Henry submissions. A lot about him hitting and quitting it with women. Some even have pics. Is his PR team working overtime or is he not gay?

by Anonymousreply 41Last Friday at 2:11 AM

Bullshit 24/7 is what PR agencies are paid good money to provide.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Friday at 2:19 AM

Wow look at all the attention MuscleTech is getting from fans trying to figure out who his latest fling is. I bet this was all Dany's idea 🙄

by Anonymousreply 43Last Friday at 10:45 PM

Eww she's not even that cute. Why can't Cavill be more like Richard Madden and go for the pretty young twinks?

by Anonymousreply 44Last Saturday at 12:10 AM

[quote]Why can't Cavill be more like Richard Madden and go for the pretty young twinks?

This is actually one of the reasons I’m more interested in Richard lately and am losing interest in Henry at rapid speed. At least Richard stopped the bearding and doesn’t go out of his way to hide his BF. Henry is a pussy and doesn’t seem like he’ll ever come out. Richard’s body is also better; not deformed.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Saturday at 12:21 AM

Where's the evidence that Cavill is gay?

by Anonymousreply 46Last Saturday at 12:39 AM

R46 Nobody is going to hold your hand and explain everything to you when it’s been talked about and discussed for well over a decade now. Look up old threads and do your own research or just forget it.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Saturday at 1:47 AM

He's too damn old for this foolery. My goodness, he's not going any further in Hollywood, so why is he embarrassing himself like this?

by Anonymousreply 48Last Saturday at 2:03 AM

At least this time, he picked someone with brains-- he's dating a Canadian environmental scientist who is also interested in fitness like him.

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by Anonymousreply 49Last Saturday at 2:09 AM

R49 its not her

by Anonymousreply 50Last Saturday at 2:17 AM

R47 he is not gay. its so annoing that you keep talking on and on about it!...

by Anonymousreply 51Last Saturday at 2:18 AM

R49 Why did they put white gloves on her old hands?

by Anonymousreply 52Last Saturday at 2:20 AM

Henry needs to sit down. This is really ridiculous. No one is believing this shit.

by Anonymousreply 53Last Saturday at 2:21 AM

[quote]He's too damn old for this foolery. My goodness, he's not going any further in Hollywood, so why is he embarrassing himself like this?

Thank you! He’s pushing 40 and been in this business for 20 years now. If you’re not a household name by this point, then it’s not happening. His Superman days are over, and all he has for work is a few episodes of that Witcher shit a year and peddling rosemary water and muscle powder. The dreams of being a leading man are over, so may as well stop the bearding nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Saturday at 2:24 AM

[quote]At least this time, he picked someone with brains-- he's dating a Canadian environmental scientist who is also interested in fitness like him.

He picked or his “people” picked?🧐

BTW, how did they happen to meet when England has been on strict lockdown most of the past year?😏

by Anonymousreply 55Last Saturday at 2:26 AM

He usually goes out with thick well built women.

by Anonymousreply 56Last Saturday at 2:29 AM

R54 he is the leading man. The Witcher is one of the most popular and profitable TV series in the world. His superman is the best superman. Water and powders are high quality businesses, many actors do it. Matthew McConaughey didn't have an Oscar career for a long time, but he did it after 40. You are just annoing hater

by Anonymousreply 57Last Saturday at 2:55 AM

[Quote] His superman is the best superman.

Debatable

by Anonymousreply 58Last Saturday at 3:07 AM

R58 it's non-negotiable.

by Anonymousreply 59Last Saturday at 3:19 AM

The workout photos of that lady are from when she was at least twenty pounds lighter. But it does not surprise me that it’s another woman with a tough, mannish quality. He may consider himself bisexual but he would be happiest with a man. It was all over his face when he was with Blevins. And I am not a fan of Blevins.

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by Anonymousreply 60Last Saturday at 4:44 AM

You don’t know what you’re talking about

by Anonymousreply 61Last Saturday at 5:02 AM

R60 he was his best friend and he betrayed him

by Anonymousreply 62Last Saturday at 5:07 AM

[quote][R60] he was his best friend and he betrayed him

How?

by Anonymousreply 63Last Saturday at 5:34 AM

R63 it was about money

by Anonymousreply 64Last Saturday at 5:59 AM

Henry is not papped by accident with his new GF. they called the pap,

by Anonymousreply 65Last Saturday at 6:13 AM

[quote] He usually goes out with thick well built women.

Because they're built like him?

I've written this before, but I think he may be more of a solosexual than anything else. He seems to love himself.

by Anonymousreply 66Last Saturday at 6:45 AM

R59 if that were true MOS would have done better at the box office.

by Anonymousreply 67Last Saturday at 6:52 AM

OP not much of a bulge. I am disappoint.

by Anonymousreply 68Last Saturday at 6:53 AM

Pairing off in the gay world often incorporates a significant degree of narcissism, especially with the gym subspecies. He would be happiest with someone who is built exactly like himself. I don’t make the rules.

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by Anonymousreply 69Last Saturday at 8:23 AM

[quote] He would be happiest with someone who is built exactly like himself.

Gina Carano?

by Anonymousreply 70Last Saturday at 8:24 AM

[Quote] He would be happiest with someone who is built exactly like himself.

T Rex?

by Anonymousreply 71Last Saturday at 8:30 AM

I lost my respect to this man, who’s obviously gay and too old for this BS.

by Anonymousreply 72Last Saturday at 9:38 AM

I don't see how it's obvious.

by Anonymousreply 73Last Saturday at 9:40 AM

R73 That’s because you are a retarded fangurl who refuses to see.

by Anonymousreply 74Last Saturday at 9:48 AM

His 19 year old ex girlfriend was also a bit thick and has facial similarities as him.

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by Anonymousreply 75Last Saturday at 1:57 PM

same with Gina..

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by Anonymousreply 76Last Saturday at 2:00 PM

Is he fond of older women? Asking for a friend.

by Anonymousreply 77Last Saturday at 2:34 PM

Is this his worst red carpet look?

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by Anonymousreply 78Last Saturday at 2:50 PM

Just a candid snap.

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by Anonymousreply 79Last Saturday at 3:46 PM

Some are suggesting that she was on an episode of "My Super Sweet Sixteen" way back

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by Anonymousreply 80Last Saturday at 4:00 PM

Fuck that semi-retarded closet case.

by Anonymousreply 81Last Saturday at 4:05 PM

Eat this bitchs. She is his wife

by Anonymousreply 82Last Saturday at 4:07 PM

Pitter patter. Pitter patter.

by Anonymousreply 83Last Saturday at 4:11 PM

R79 LMAO!!😂 What a coincidence how right after the pap stroll he’s more than happy to post about his new GF on IG. If this was real, they would have taken a selfie, not brought in a professional photographer to take a picture of them while supposedly playing chess.😂

by Anonymousreply 84Last Saturday at 4:54 PM

“My beautiful and brilliant love”??!! OMG, his “people” do a terrible job at trying to make his “girlfriends” believable.🤦‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 85Last Saturday at 5:01 PM

lmao pr/bearding confirmed.

by Anonymousreply 86Last Saturday at 5:05 PM

R84 Many couples do special photo shoots. its fine

by Anonymousreply 87Last Saturday at 5:16 PM

Amateurs.

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by Anonymousreply 88Last Saturday at 7:47 PM

Give up guys. He is not gay

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by Anonymousreply 89Last Saturday at 8:25 PM

R79 Jesus Christmas this is getting more embarrassing by the minute. When is he going to learn??

by Anonymousreply 90Last Saturday at 9:45 PM

* Jesus Christ

by Anonymousreply 91Last Saturday at 9:46 PM

[quote] Jesus Christmas

[quote] Stupid autocorrect

Autocorrect led to the birth of a birthday.

by Anonymousreply 92Last Saturday at 9:53 PM

[quote] His superman is the best superman.

His Superman is the worst Superman.

There. Fixed it for ya. Anyone who thinks Zac Snyder’s cold, soulless bore-fest was “the best Superman” is some dickmatized Cavillstan who hasn’t seen the first two Christopher Reeves films.

And a real pain in the neck!

by Anonymousreply 93Last Saturday at 11:01 PM

Is he at least better than Superboy? That series from the late 1980s / early 1990s was blink-and-you'll-miss-it.

by Anonymousreply 94Last Saturday at 11:03 PM

You could say it was a pap smear, r75.

by Anonymousreply 95Last Saturday at 11:04 PM

R65 that is.

by Anonymousreply 96Last Saturday at 11:04 PM

R78 This one is worse, he was dressed like a grandpa

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by Anonymousreply 97Last Sunday at 1:19 AM

LOL! That suit is hideous. Really buff guys don’t usually look good in suits.

by Anonymousreply 98Last Sunday at 7:51 PM

She is apparently a "Hollywood executive" - ? VP at Legendary Studios. Seems more like a spoiled rich Hwood girl to me. Who said she was a Canadian environmental scientist lol? Hangs out at Soho House quite a bit:

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by Anonymousreply 99Last Sunday at 10:59 PM

350k on a Sweet Sixteen birthday party?!

by Anonymousreply 100Last Sunday at 11:02 PM

R99 yeah...sure

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by Anonymousreply 101Last Sunday at 11:07 PM

Is she into fitness and has muscles? It won't last long.

by Anonymousreply 102Last Monday at 12:12 AM

The Witcher season 2 will be out soon!

by Anonymousreply 103Yesterday at 5:16 AM
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