Henry Cavill Has A New Beard

Dick knob VPL.

As usual, the comments are hilarious.

Also Henry looks chubby, thick. I don't mind! His eyes are so young and fresh. Amazing work. Smaller than they used to be, however.

R2 I’m always amazed at how the general public actually believe he’s straight.

Let him live his life. Butt out.

Sigh! He has legs like tree trunks!

That's a terribly small penis. Perhaps it was cold. Bless him.

We’re just fortunate that there was a random photographer on hand to catch the completely unscripted moment. It must be love!

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R5 Fuck off.

That is not a puny cock in my expert judgement based on VAST field experience. It's meaty and it sticks out because there is a hefty ball sack pushing it out.

r9 I hate those fucking boxer briefs he's wearing. They're so stupid. Why does he have to be so uptight about sex? I want to to see regular briefs lines.

As usual Kal’s face speaks for us all

Much curvier than the usual Crossfit chicks that he usually trots out, so I suppose that’s to be commended.

My own opinion - I think whenever he gets lonely he finds an unfussy starstruck female who’s not high maintenance. He wants some company, but mostly just wants to be left alone to play video games, do his nerd hobbies and finish Jan Morris’s Pax Britannica. It will be nearly impossible to find any companion, male or female, on the same wavelength he is (like when Sheldon meets Amy). Even Blevins, despite all the apparent chemistry, was just a starstruck sycophant.

“cheekychives123, London, United Kingdom, 1 hour ago

He always goes for ordinary girls so why not me hahaha

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Elle, London, 51 minutes ago

I know! I've heard the same about Chris Evans.”

....and as I have said before, Chris Evans is exactly the same kind of person he is. Other people see it too. If Evans was into guys, they would be perfect for each other.

He was a soft Twink. No way is he the advertised height, either.

Let me guess she’s 23 or younger.

You’re right about the need for arrangements now that celebrity events are starting again. Just Jared and In Touch are claiming that Timmy and Lily are back together. Gee what a coincidence that she has a movie coming out on Friday.

Hello? Is that you, Henry?

No, I’m in the office here. The other agents are still working from home.

Now, Henry, luv. Reason for call. As you know, production is starting up again bigtime. And as you also know —

— now don’t be like that, Henry. You don’t know what I’m going to say!

Oh, all right, it IS about Topic A! Look. Henry. Darling. If you could just bring the same level of passion to your bearding as you do with you acting, all will be well!

Oh Henry, don’t whine! Just go out with a niece. Your housekeeper. Anyone! Let me know the time and I’ll phone the reptiles. Snappity snap and it’s done. Darling, if you only understood how important it is! Think of the endorsements! Why, that little pipsqueak Rami Malek has YSL and Dior! What have you got?!

— You don’t have fat thighs!! Oh, alright, you do, but darling, that’s what Photoshop is for!

— Yes, yes, I know you’re depressed, but you need to stop eating those chocolates!!! Now listen: I have some headsheets here of aspiring actresses that are just ADORABLE, and would love to take a photo walk with you.

—- Yes Henry, you DO have to hold their hand! THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE IN LOVE DO, HENRY!!!

— Hello, Henry? Are you there, Henry? HENRY!!!!

Boxer briefs = "uptight about sex"? That's a new DL projection to me!

Couldn't have anything to do with them being comfortable? You know his meaty thighs rub together and chafe, he needs the coverage.

All you need is loveeee)

R12 is stuck in 1973

Two days ago Kate Winslet talks about gay actors in hiding and today Henry Cavill has a girlfriend

[quote]Two days ago Kate Winslet talks about gay actors in hiding and today Henry Cavill has a girlfriend

Gee willikers: love is so fuckin wonderful!

So bitches you are wrong. he is fine)

Hank's a graduate is JGS . Graduated suma cum laude with a major in awkward hand holding.

R26 ?

He is incredibly fine, R25. He has a body like a rugby player -- nice and thick.

I have no idea whether he's straight or gay, but as per Kate Winslet's recent comments, I blame the system and our society that keeps gay actors in the closet. The ones who are out are incredibly brave, because I do think it has hurt their careers. DataLoungers prove me wrong, but can anyone name an out, gay actor who is at the top of the profession? The actors in "The Boys in the Band" don't count -- they all have solid careers, but I wouldn't call them stars.

Henry Cavill is the type of actor who would be considered as a possible next James Bond. Would the world accept an openly gay actor playing 007?

Andrew Scott and Ben Whishaw are pretty tops in the UK.

r20 How are his thighs rubbing together when he's wearing jeans?

Henry's wedding tackle would look bigger if his thighs were thinner.

His junk looks fine to me.

Thats one of his publicists. Some of you will fall for anything.

Hold me, publicist, I'm scare.

*scared

R33 so he is dating with his publicists. But she is not

The girl with Henry looks like kaley cuoco

The girl with whom he's been papped - her face is familiar to me. I think she looks like a singer or actress whose name I can't remember.

Pssssst... it's because she's basic, or whatever the British term for that is. A thousand girls look just like her in London alone.

Common.

Deux Moi has a lot of Henry submissions. A lot about him hitting and quitting it with women. Some even have pics. Is his PR team working overtime or is he not gay?

Bullshit 24/7 is what PR agencies are paid good money to provide.

Wow look at all the attention MuscleTech is getting from fans trying to figure out who his latest fling is. I bet this was all Dany's idea 🙄

Eww she's not even that cute. Why can't Cavill be more like Richard Madden and go for the pretty young twinks?

[quote]Why can't Cavill be more like Richard Madden and go for the pretty young twinks?

This is actually one of the reasons I’m more interested in Richard lately and am losing interest in Henry at rapid speed. At least Richard stopped the bearding and doesn’t go out of his way to hide his BF. Henry is a pussy and doesn’t seem like he’ll ever come out. Richard’s body is also better; not deformed.

Where's the evidence that Cavill is gay?

R46 Nobody is going to hold your hand and explain everything to you when it’s been talked about and discussed for well over a decade now. Look up old threads and do your own research or just forget it.

He's too damn old for this foolery. My goodness, he's not going any further in Hollywood, so why is he embarrassing himself like this?

At least this time, he picked someone with brains-- he's dating a Canadian environmental scientist who is also interested in fitness like him.

R49 its not her

R47 he is not gay. its so annoing that you keep talking on and on about it!...

R49 Why did they put white gloves on her old hands?

Henry needs to sit down. This is really ridiculous. No one is believing this shit.

[quote]He's too damn old for this foolery. My goodness, he's not going any further in Hollywood, so why is he embarrassing himself like this?

Thank you! He’s pushing 40 and been in this business for 20 years now. If you’re not a household name by this point, then it’s not happening. His Superman days are over, and all he has for work is a few episodes of that Witcher shit a year and peddling rosemary water and muscle powder. The dreams of being a leading man are over, so may as well stop the bearding nonsense.

[quote]At least this time, he picked someone with brains-- he's dating a Canadian environmental scientist who is also interested in fitness like him.

He picked or his “people” picked?🧐

BTW, how did they happen to meet when England has been on strict lockdown most of the past year?😏

He usually goes out with thick well built women.

R54 he is the leading man. The Witcher is one of the most popular and profitable TV series in the world. His superman is the best superman. Water and powders are high quality businesses, many actors do it. Matthew McConaughey didn't have an Oscar career for a long time, but he did it after 40. You are just annoing hater

[Quote] His superman is the best superman.

Debatable

R58 it's non-negotiable.

The workout photos of that lady are from when she was at least twenty pounds lighter. But it does not surprise me that it’s another woman with a tough, mannish quality. He may consider himself bisexual but he would be happiest with a man. It was all over his face when he was with Blevins. And I am not a fan of Blevins.

You don’t know what you’re talking about

R60 he was his best friend and he betrayed him

[quote][R60] he was his best friend and he betrayed him

How?

R63 it was about money

Henry is not papped by accident with his new GF. they called the pap,

[quote] He usually goes out with thick well built women.

Because they're built like him?

I've written this before, but I think he may be more of a solosexual than anything else. He seems to love himself.

R59 if that were true MOS would have done better at the box office.

OP not much of a bulge. I am disappoint.

Pairing off in the gay world often incorporates a significant degree of narcissism, especially with the gym subspecies. He would be happiest with someone who is built exactly like himself. I don’t make the rules.

[quote] He would be happiest with someone who is built exactly like himself.

Gina Carano?

[Quote] He would be happiest with someone who is built exactly like himself.

T Rex?

I lost my respect to this man, who’s obviously gay and too old for this BS.

I don't see how it's obvious.

R73 That’s because you are a retarded fangurl who refuses to see.

His 19 year old ex girlfriend was also a bit thick and has facial similarities as him.

same with Gina..

Is he fond of older women? Asking for a friend.

Is this his worst red carpet look?

Just a candid snap.

Some are suggesting that she was on an episode of "My Super Sweet Sixteen" way back

Fuck that semi-retarded closet case.

Eat this bitchs. She is his wife

Pitter patter. Pitter patter.

R79 LMAO!!😂 What a coincidence how right after the pap stroll he’s more than happy to post about his new GF on IG. If this was real, they would have taken a selfie, not brought in a professional photographer to take a picture of them while supposedly playing chess.😂

“My beautiful and brilliant love”??!! OMG, his “people” do a terrible job at trying to make his “girlfriends” believable.🤦‍♂️

lmao pr/bearding confirmed.

R84 Many couples do special photo shoots. its fine

Amateurs.

Give up guys. He is not gay

R79 Jesus Christmas this is getting more embarrassing by the minute. When is he going to learn??

* Jesus Christ

[quote] Jesus Christmas

[quote] Stupid autocorrect

Autocorrect led to the birth of a birthday.

[quote] His superman is the best superman.

His Superman is the worst Superman.

There. Fixed it for ya. Anyone who thinks Zac Snyder’s cold, soulless bore-fest was “the best Superman” is some dickmatized Cavillstan who hasn’t seen the first two Christopher Reeves films.

And a real pain in the neck!

Is he at least better than Superboy? That series from the late 1980s / early 1990s was blink-and-you'll-miss-it.

You could say it was a pap smear, r75.

R65 that is.

R78 This one is worse, he was dressed like a grandpa

LOL! That suit is hideous. Really buff guys don’t usually look good in suits.

She is apparently a "Hollywood executive" - ? VP at Legendary Studios. Seems more like a spoiled rich Hwood girl to me. Who said she was a Canadian environmental scientist lol? Hangs out at Soho House quite a bit:

350k on a Sweet Sixteen birthday party?!

R99 yeah...sure

Is she into fitness and has muscles? It won't last long.

The Witcher season 2 will be out soon!

R103 The question is, will it be as bad as the first one.

R104 No, it'll be even worse.

Has this fool drag this beard around lately, or was he just one and done?

R106 why promote a one and done? He already did that with Kaley.

HIs thighs ass and tits are delicious. Thats all I got

R106 it’s done or they’re laying low, because it’s backfired in spectacular fashion LMAO

Why does he get the birthing hips & the mom jeans?

R105 its impossible

Fans are not falling for this PR relationship.

Happy 38th Henry today!!

R113 ))

And what a happy birthday it is, when he receives news that he's no longer Superman.

R115 birthday in love with Natalie))) and its not true about sups

R116 Check out this:

R117 ok. And?

R114 So cheesy

R119 you mean cheesy love?

R118, I am not R117, but they announce they want another Superman on Cavill's birthday. A tad indelicate.

Hardly indelicate. If they announced a new actors as Superman on Cavill's birthday, you'd have a a point.

Henry needs to accept reality that his days as Superman are long gone. Move on.

He probably has. But Superman remains useful to stoke media interest in him.

R124 No really. It makes it seem like he’s got nothing else going for him and living in the past because he has nothing else to offer.

Anyone who has "made it" has a peak. Cavill has reached his. He can use his peak to promote other projects. Everyone does.

Even the fangurls on other sites are starting to open their eyes and are realizing things don’t add up.

R127 of course no one buys it. Everyone is aware she’s in LA and posted old pic pretending that they’re together in London.🙄

What do I have to do to get someone to edit that skipping gif with farts?

[quote]of course no one buys it. Everyone is aware she’s in LA and posted old pic pretending that they’re together in London.

Sounds familiar...

R128 How sad and embarrassing!😄

More prove 😂

*proof

I laughed at the tiny response on that link....."nobody cares".

R19, I'm hearing all this in the voice of Norma, Tom's agent in Gimme Gimme Gimme.

Did the fangirls do this with previous women he's shown to the public?

R136 Kaley

R117 it's been obvious for a while that Henry wouldn't be playing Superman again. But WB look like absolute morons by doing another movie about Kal instead of Val-Zod or Calvin. Who did Henry piss off at WB??

DeuxMoi posted about people thinking this was PR. Then there were several posts from people just saying they’re “awkward” and “shy”. LOL.

[quote]Who did Henry piss off at WB??

The powers that be. Apparently, he went in demanding a sequel, more money, and to be able to review the script. He did this after the flop of JL.

I’ve remember reading he’s actually a real diva behind the scenes.

I've heard that too. People are fooled because he always wants to snap pics with fans.

He was so quick to make fun of that gay fan, you can tell Cavill's a bitch.

R140 wouldn't a sequel already be on the table?? Or is this why they did BvS instead of MOS 2?

R143 I don't think his gay friends would agree with you.

[Quote] I don't think his gay friends would agree with you.

A gaggle of gays and bitchery won't feature? Frau, please.

What is your wedding gift for them&?

Henry Cavill's girlfriend Natalie Viscuso forced to apologise for her blackface ad in Namibia

For your entertainment: People of FamousFix, did you know that Judgejane, socialclimber and goldiegurrl are one in the same? How is that possible? Only a mentally disturbed person with MISERY inclinations has time for all of that.

And just an extra point for those in the know, that "fan" stalked his home and posted them to prove he wasn't in London.

More fun to come.