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So Matt Gaetz showed up to a house hearing today with his hair like this

DL diagnose what's going on there

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by Anonymousreply 105Last Wednesday at 10:25 AM

this bitch be nuts

by Anonymousreply 1Last Tuesday at 2:39 PM

Bouffant madness? Madame Pompadour?

Growing it out for prison?

Just crazy?

by Anonymousreply 2Last Tuesday at 2:41 PM

There’s Something About Nestor.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Tuesday at 2:41 PM

He did this to himself? If it's the work of someone else, they trolled him. HARD.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Tuesday at 2:43 PM

I’ve always said he looks like the guy from Eraserhead. Now the hair proves it.

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by Anonymousreply 5Last Tuesday at 2:43 PM

He's clearly losing it and I don't mean his hair.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Tuesday at 2:47 PM

They need to seriously be enforcing the "no guns" rule. He looks as though he could snap.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Tuesday at 2:47 PM

He's quite clearly an addict. Coke and alcohol. Doesn't he have like a gazillion DUIs that his dad got him out of?

by Anonymousreply 8Last Tuesday at 2:50 PM

I also noticed that Tucker Carlson has really long hair.

It’s ironic that the very people who are shouting from the rooftops that COVID is nothing to worry about, are isolating themselves and not going out for even a hair cut.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Tuesday at 2:51 PM

He looks special.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Tuesday at 2:51 PM

He's hair-hopper!

by Anonymousreply 11Last Tuesday at 2:52 PM

What a waste of smegma.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Tuesday at 2:52 PM

Look, it's Tracy Turnblad!!!

by Anonymousreply 13Last Tuesday at 2:53 PM

That’s why her hair is so big—it’s full of secrets!

by Anonymousreply 14Last Tuesday at 2:53 PM

Lol, that is amazing.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Tuesday at 2:54 PM

He’s decompensating

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by Anonymousreply 17Last Tuesday at 2:55 PM

Maybe he dons a sequin jumpsuit and does Elvis impersonations for Nestor .

by Anonymousreply 18Last Tuesday at 2:55 PM

Hnnn-hehe! Hnnn-hehe!

by Anonymousreply 19Last Tuesday at 3:00 PM

I am STILL confused. Is he alleged to have had sexual contact with a female?

by Anonymousreply 20Last Tuesday at 3:03 PM

Her wiglet is askew

by Anonymousreply 21Last Tuesday at 3:05 PM

Wayne Cochran's Disease often breaks out in people under great stress.

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by Anonymousreply 22Last Tuesday at 3:06 PM

Crazy hair, crazy face, crazy family, crazy, crazy, crazy...

by Anonymousreply 23Last Tuesday at 3:08 PM

Nestor = Beauty School Dropout

by Anonymousreply 24Last Tuesday at 3:11 PM

Looks like he hasn't washed his face in days and has not slept either. This will not end well.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Tuesday at 3:12 PM

Do him and Megcunt from the View have the same stylist?

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by Anonymousreply 26Last Tuesday at 3:12 PM

Are we sure that's not photoshop? He's a mess but that doesn't look real, though I would love it if it is.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Tuesday at 3:14 PM

Matt previews his look for tomorrow

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by Anonymousreply 28Last Tuesday at 3:15 PM

Miss Lindsey told him, the higher the hair the closer to God

by Anonymousreply 29Last Tuesday at 3:17 PM

Hate to spoil the party. It's photoshopped. The hair on the top of his head is lighter than the hair on the sides. I'm not venturing to guess if the carpet matches the drapes. I've never seen two-toned pubic hair. Being the animal that he is, it's probably prolific, way beyond the human bush. I wonder if that's a merkin on top of his head.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Tuesday at 3:17 PM

Dare we guess what his manscape situation looks like? Egads!

by Anonymousreply 31Last Tuesday at 3:20 PM

R31, enormous bush, extreme tinymeat.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Tuesday at 3:22 PM

He’s hiding a family of Cuban squirrels in there.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Tuesday at 3:25 PM

Aww... photoshopped? You are the enemy of fun, R30.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Tuesday at 3:34 PM

[quote] Hate to spoil the party. It's photoshopped.

R30, can link the unphotoshopped pic? I'd like to see it. I wasn't able to locate it in any twitter feeds. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 35Last Tuesday at 3:34 PM

This is from the Guardian on April 3.

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by Anonymousreply 36Last Tuesday at 3:35 PM

This is yesterday in the Star Tribune.

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by Anonymousreply 37Last Tuesday at 3:37 PM

Right after the hearing, he had to rush off to the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theater to star as Conrad Birdie in a production of Bye Bye Birdie.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Tuesday at 3:37 PM

Mat Gaetz walked into a bar....

by Anonymousreply 39Last Tuesday at 3:37 PM

You can click on the picture in OP's posting. You'll go to a twitter page, then click on the photo again. It is blown up. That worked for my PC.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Tuesday at 3:38 PM

Thank you R36, R37

by Anonymousreply 41Last Tuesday at 3:39 PM

Nestor is pissed. He gave Matt an updo he can't pull off.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Tuesday at 3:39 PM

He was finally struck by lightning.

It’s been a long time coming.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Tuesday at 3:41 PM

R1 I think you’re right. This guy is cracking up.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Tuesday at 3:42 PM

Matt looks like Trump's mother.

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by Anonymousreply 45Last Tuesday at 3:43 PM

Everything about him looks off. His skin color, the hair in front of his ears like Liza, his expression.

He's going through some things.

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by Anonymousreply 47Last Tuesday at 3:44 PM

What r30 said.. This is clearly photoshopped.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Tuesday at 3:45 PM

The real picture isn't much more flattering than the photoshopped one

Gurl needs to stay away from the aquanet

by Anonymousreply 49Last Tuesday at 3:48 PM

Trying to take the focus away from his ugly mug but it's not working

by Anonymousreply 50Last Tuesday at 3:48 PM

Once again, his hair is getting him into hot water!

Didn’t two weeks in HAIRDO DETENTION have any affect?!?!?

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by Anonymousreply 51Last Tuesday at 3:59 PM

r30 "I'm not venturing to guess if the carpet matches the drapes. I've never seen two-toned pubic hair. Being the animal that he is, it's probably prolific, way beyond the human bush."

Your post made me wonder if he has Rapunzel-length pubes? Not that I really want to know anything more about this guy/gay guy.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Tuesday at 4:09 PM

Who wore it better?

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by Anonymousreply 53Last Tuesday at 4:09 PM

He's doing Judy Paris 1960 .

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by Anonymousreply 54Last Tuesday at 4:09 PM

His pubes are blow dried and feathered like Farrah's hair.

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by Anonymousreply 55Last Tuesday at 4:14 PM
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by Anonymousreply 56Last Tuesday at 4:20 PM

The Nestor look.

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by Anonymousreply 57Last Tuesday at 4:28 PM

R56 Are we supposed to spot the differences in those photos R56? I just see two pictures of a piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 58Last Tuesday at 4:29 PM

It’s a signal. Mr. Gaetz wants to escape and hide in Pompadour Haven.

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by Anonymousreply 59Last Tuesday at 4:30 PM

Mattie was cheating on Nestor with young women. Nestor must be pissed at the serial cheater.

by Anonymousreply 60Last Tuesday at 4:35 PM

Gaytz's hair and makeup are done by his OFFICE STAFF. They must hate him.

p.s. he says he learned CONTOURING from his pal Gov. Desantis.

by Anonymousreply 61Last Tuesday at 4:36 PM

Gaetz Ventura pet detective.

by Anonymousreply 62Last Tuesday at 4:36 PM

That hair says “I don’t care”

by Anonymousreply 63Last Tuesday at 4:37 PM

Makeup tips from Matt and Ron

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by Anonymousreply 64Last Tuesday at 4:43 PM

His face reminds me of a butt. I can't stand this rat looking dude.

by Anonymousreply 65Last Tuesday at 4:43 PM

[quote]Gurl needs to stay away from the aquanet

That's why Alberto VO5 is the only hairspray I ever use.

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by Anonymousreply 66Last Tuesday at 4:45 PM

Here is a photo of me giving Papa Matt a Lilt Home Perm.

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by Anonymousreply 67Last Tuesday at 4:46 PM

I never realized how unnaturally small his nose is until I looked at a photo of him earlier today.

by Anonymousreply 68Last Tuesday at 4:47 PM

Why you could hide a high school cheerleading squad in that hair.

by Anonymousreply 69Last Tuesday at 4:48 PM

[quote]I never realized how unnaturally small his nose is until I looked at a photo of him earlier today.

That's not the only thing that's unnaturally small about him, if you know what I mean.

by Anonymousreply 70Last Tuesday at 4:50 PM

On the advice of Miss Lindz and Gym, Ginger is showing support for her fiancée.

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by Anonymousreply 71Last Tuesday at 4:53 PM

Why hasn’t he been arrested?

by Anonymousreply 72Last Tuesday at 4:58 PM

Gohmert sharing his wisdom with Gaetz during a private stroll.

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by Anonymousreply 73Last Tuesday at 5:02 PM

I wonder if he involved Nestor in his debaucheries.

by Anonymousreply 74Last Tuesday at 5:06 PM

He ain't all that.

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by Anonymousreply 75Last Tuesday at 5:09 PM
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by Anonymousreply 76Last Tuesday at 5:14 PM

This fucking shit bag has the occipital ridge of a goddamned cro-magnon man.

With less brain capacity.

by Anonymousreply 77Last Tuesday at 5:17 PM

I have a very funny pop cultural reference I would have shared if only there were no Copycat Thread Thief who would only rip it off for a new thread title.

by Anonymousreply 78Last Tuesday at 5:17 PM

Televangelist hair.

by Anonymousreply 79Last Tuesday at 5:18 PM

Fake but funny.

by Anonymousreply 80Last Tuesday at 5:28 PM

Think of poor Little Nestor! He has my prayers! 🇺🇸

by Anonymousreply 81Last Tuesday at 5:32 PM

My hair opted for an early out in my 20s (I'm 65 -- and still carrying a grudge about it) but I have a definite 50-50 love/hate for guys with great hair. I admire the hair but am also jealous. Usually the admiration wins out.

Guys with salt & pepper great hair absolutely do me in.

by Anonymousreply 82Last Tuesday at 5:34 PM

He’s the Butt-head to Jim Jordan’s Beavis.

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by Anonymousreply 83Last Tuesday at 5:36 PM

This is close to giving up.

by Anonymousreply 84Last Tuesday at 5:41 PM

I think he looks tremendous.

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by Anonymousreply 85Last Tuesday at 5:44 PM

Does Nestor have a GoFundMe to be independent of Gaytz's growing mess?

by Anonymousreply 86Last Tuesday at 6:01 PM

He's only slightly less idiotic than people who start sentences with "So."

by Anonymousreply 87Last Tuesday at 6:04 PM

[quote] DL diagnose what's going on there

Zombie apocalypse

by Anonymousreply 88Last Tuesday at 6:13 PM

A head of thick, lustrous hair may be a nice feature, but on him it hardly registers as the other stuff actively cancels it out. Look at his weird mouth, his overall ugly ratface, his gigantic blocky skull, etc.

by Anonymousreply 89Last Tuesday at 6:21 PM

R26 LMFAO. It's like the stylist just randomly stuck something on top of her head. Her hairdresser is definitely a Democrat. No one could possibly think she looks good.

by Anonymousreply 90Last Tuesday at 6:28 PM

I'm beginning to miss Cock Gobbler Aaron Shock. Like Fat Ass Trump, hideous Gaetz has never worked out a day in his life.

by Anonymousreply 91Last Tuesday at 6:31 PM

She's not a well woman.

by Anonymousreply 92Last Tuesday at 6:32 PM

From the article at R76:

[quote]Galban was adopted by his mother in Cuba. Galban died of breast cancer when she was 12 years old, according to People. He relocated to the United States to be with his older girlfriend, who at the time was dating and staying with Gaetz.

What the FUCK is this gibberish?!

by Anonymousreply 93Last Tuesday at 10:11 PM

This thing is the most fascinating creature to come out of conservative politics since Ms, Lindsay made her mark as a southern debutant decades ago. Republicans used to be the “religious/moral” party and now they’re a bunch of serious circus freaks.

by Anonymousreply 94Last Tuesday at 11:08 PM

Give the asshole a break. He's auditioning for a televangelist job just in case.

by Anonymousreply 95Last Tuesday at 11:54 PM

There was a report that he makes his staffers do his hair and makeup. They must not give AF at this point. He also whines if not enough people show up at his events,

by Anonymousreply 96Last Wednesday at 12:27 AM

Is this the set up for the upcoming rehab visit?

by Anonymousreply 97Last Wednesday at 2:00 AM

R30 it's okay. The photo at OP is still funny.

by Anonymousreply 98Last Wednesday at 8:14 AM

[quote]He also whines if not enough people show up at his events

Just like his orange idol.

by Anonymousreply 99Last Wednesday at 8:22 AM

I feel like I have been rickrolled each time I see this picture.

by Anonymousreply 100Last Wednesday at 8:28 AM

He’s scheduled to speak at a women’s fundraiser event the Friday.

by Anonymousreply 101Last Wednesday at 8:34 AM


[quote] Do him and Megcunt from the View have the same stylist?

Oh Dear.

by Anonymousreply 102Last Wednesday at 8:41 AM

I thought the same r49, the real hair is already atrocious, especially with those weird crossed eyes of his.

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by Anonymousreply 103Last Wednesday at 8:59 AM

[quote]He’s scheduled to speak at a women’s fundraiser event the Friday.

Because of the great respect he has for women and their rights?

by Anonymousreply 104Last Wednesday at 9:19 AM

Is he cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 105Last Wednesday at 10:25 AM
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