DL diagnose what's going on there
So Matt Gaetz showed up to a house hearing today with his hair like this
|by Anonymous||reply 105||Last Wednesday at 10:25 AM|
this bitch be nuts
|by Anonymous||reply 1||Last Tuesday at 2:39 PM|
Bouffant madness? Madame Pompadour?
Growing it out for prison?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||Last Tuesday at 2:41 PM|
There’s Something About Nestor.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||Last Tuesday at 2:41 PM|
He did this to himself? If it's the work of someone else, they trolled him. HARD.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||Last Tuesday at 2:43 PM|
I’ve always said he looks like the guy from Eraserhead. Now the hair proves it.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||Last Tuesday at 2:43 PM|
He's clearly losing it and I don't mean his hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||Last Tuesday at 2:47 PM|
They need to seriously be enforcing the "no guns" rule. He looks as though he could snap.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||Last Tuesday at 2:47 PM|
He's quite clearly an addict. Coke and alcohol. Doesn't he have like a gazillion DUIs that his dad got him out of?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||Last Tuesday at 2:50 PM|
I also noticed that Tucker Carlson has really long hair.
It’s ironic that the very people who are shouting from the rooftops that COVID is nothing to worry about, are isolating themselves and not going out for even a hair cut.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||Last Tuesday at 2:51 PM|
He looks special.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||Last Tuesday at 2:51 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||Last Tuesday at 2:52 PM|
What a waste of smegma.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||Last Tuesday at 2:52 PM|
Look, it's Tracy Turnblad!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||Last Tuesday at 2:53 PM|
That’s why her hair is so big—it’s full of secrets!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||Last Tuesday at 2:53 PM|
Lol, that is amazing.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||Last Tuesday at 2:54 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 16||Last Tuesday at 2:55 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||Last Tuesday at 2:55 PM|
Maybe he dons a sequin jumpsuit and does Elvis impersonations for Nestor .
|by Anonymous||reply 18||Last Tuesday at 2:55 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||Last Tuesday at 3:00 PM|
I am STILL confused. Is he alleged to have had sexual contact with a female?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||Last Tuesday at 3:03 PM|
Her wiglet is askew
|by Anonymous||reply 21||Last Tuesday at 3:05 PM|
Wayne Cochran's Disease often breaks out in people under great stress.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||Last Tuesday at 3:06 PM|
Crazy hair, crazy face, crazy family, crazy, crazy, crazy...
|by Anonymous||reply 23||Last Tuesday at 3:08 PM|
Nestor = Beauty School Dropout
|by Anonymous||reply 24||Last Tuesday at 3:11 PM|
Looks like he hasn't washed his face in days and has not slept either. This will not end well.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||Last Tuesday at 3:12 PM|
Do him and Megcunt from the View have the same stylist?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||Last Tuesday at 3:12 PM|
Are we sure that's not photoshop? He's a mess but that doesn't look real, though I would love it if it is.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||Last Tuesday at 3:14 PM|
Matt previews his look for tomorrow
|by Anonymous||reply 28||Last Tuesday at 3:15 PM|
Miss Lindsey told him, the higher the hair the closer to God
|by Anonymous||reply 29||Last Tuesday at 3:17 PM|
Hate to spoil the party. It's photoshopped. The hair on the top of his head is lighter than the hair on the sides. I'm not venturing to guess if the carpet matches the drapes. I've never seen two-toned pubic hair. Being the animal that he is, it's probably prolific, way beyond the human bush. I wonder if that's a merkin on top of his head.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||Last Tuesday at 3:17 PM|
Dare we guess what his manscape situation looks like? Egads!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||Last Tuesday at 3:20 PM|
R31, enormous bush, extreme tinymeat.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||Last Tuesday at 3:22 PM|
He’s hiding a family of Cuban squirrels in there.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||Last Tuesday at 3:25 PM|
Aww... photoshopped? You are the enemy of fun, R30.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||Last Tuesday at 3:34 PM|
[quote] Hate to spoil the party. It's photoshopped.
R30, can link the unphotoshopped pic? I'd like to see it. I wasn't able to locate it in any twitter feeds. Thanks!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||Last Tuesday at 3:34 PM|
This is from the Guardian on April 3.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||Last Tuesday at 3:35 PM|
This is yesterday in the Star Tribune.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||Last Tuesday at 3:37 PM|
Right after the hearing, he had to rush off to the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theater to star as Conrad Birdie in a production of Bye Bye Birdie.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||Last Tuesday at 3:37 PM|
Mat Gaetz walked into a bar....
|by Anonymous||reply 39||Last Tuesday at 3:37 PM|
You can click on the picture in OP's posting. You'll go to a twitter page, then click on the photo again. It is blown up. That worked for my PC.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||Last Tuesday at 3:38 PM|
Thank you R36, R37
|by Anonymous||reply 41||Last Tuesday at 3:39 PM|
Nestor is pissed. He gave Matt an updo he can't pull off.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||Last Tuesday at 3:39 PM|
He was finally struck by lightning.
It’s been a long time coming.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||Last Tuesday at 3:41 PM|
R1 I think you’re right. This guy is cracking up.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||Last Tuesday at 3:42 PM|
Matt looks like Trump's mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||Last Tuesday at 3:43 PM|
Everything about him looks off. His skin color, the hair in front of his ears like Liza, his expression.
He's going through some things.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||Last Tuesday at 3:43 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 47||Last Tuesday at 3:44 PM|
What r30 said.. This is clearly photoshopped.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||Last Tuesday at 3:45 PM|
The real picture isn't much more flattering than the photoshopped one
Gurl needs to stay away from the aquanet
|by Anonymous||reply 49||Last Tuesday at 3:48 PM|
Trying to take the focus away from his ugly mug but it's not working
|by Anonymous||reply 50||Last Tuesday at 3:48 PM|
Once again, his hair is getting him into hot water!
Didn’t two weeks in HAIRDO DETENTION have any affect?!?!?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||Last Tuesday at 3:59 PM|
r30 "I'm not venturing to guess if the carpet matches the drapes. I've never seen two-toned pubic hair. Being the animal that he is, it's probably prolific, way beyond the human bush."
Your post made me wonder if he has Rapunzel-length pubes? Not that I really want to know anything more about this guy/gay guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||Last Tuesday at 4:09 PM|
Who wore it better?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||Last Tuesday at 4:09 PM|
He's doing Judy Paris 1960 .
|by Anonymous||reply 54||Last Tuesday at 4:09 PM|
His pubes are blow dried and feathered like Farrah's hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||Last Tuesday at 4:14 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 56||Last Tuesday at 4:20 PM|
The Nestor look.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||Last Tuesday at 4:28 PM|
R56 Are we supposed to spot the differences in those photos R56? I just see two pictures of a piece of shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||Last Tuesday at 4:29 PM|
It’s a signal. Mr. Gaetz wants to escape and hide in Pompadour Haven.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||Last Tuesday at 4:30 PM|
Mattie was cheating on Nestor with young women. Nestor must be pissed at the serial cheater.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||Last Tuesday at 4:35 PM|
Gaytz's hair and makeup are done by his OFFICE STAFF. They must hate him.
p.s. he says he learned CONTOURING from his pal Gov. Desantis.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||Last Tuesday at 4:36 PM|
Gaetz Ventura pet detective.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||Last Tuesday at 4:36 PM|
That hair says “I don’t care”
|by Anonymous||reply 63||Last Tuesday at 4:37 PM|
Makeup tips from Matt and Ron
|by Anonymous||reply 64||Last Tuesday at 4:43 PM|
His face reminds me of a butt. I can't stand this rat looking dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||Last Tuesday at 4:43 PM|
[quote]Gurl needs to stay away from the aquanet
That's why Alberto VO5 is the only hairspray I ever use.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||Last Tuesday at 4:45 PM|
Here is a photo of me giving Papa Matt a Lilt Home Perm.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||Last Tuesday at 4:46 PM|
I never realized how unnaturally small his nose is until I looked at a photo of him earlier today.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||Last Tuesday at 4:47 PM|
Why you could hide a high school cheerleading squad in that hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||Last Tuesday at 4:48 PM|
[quote]I never realized how unnaturally small his nose is until I looked at a photo of him earlier today.
That's not the only thing that's unnaturally small about him, if you know what I mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||Last Tuesday at 4:50 PM|
On the advice of Miss Lindz and Gym, Ginger is showing support for her fiancée.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||Last Tuesday at 4:53 PM|
Why hasn’t he been arrested?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||Last Tuesday at 4:58 PM|
Gohmert sharing his wisdom with Gaetz during a private stroll.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||Last Tuesday at 5:02 PM|
I wonder if he involved Nestor in his debaucheries.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||Last Tuesday at 5:06 PM|
He ain't all that.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||Last Tuesday at 5:09 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 76||Last Tuesday at 5:14 PM|
This fucking shit bag has the occipital ridge of a goddamned cro-magnon man.
With less brain capacity.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||Last Tuesday at 5:17 PM|
I have a very funny pop cultural reference I would have shared if only there were no Copycat Thread Thief who would only rip it off for a new thread title.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||Last Tuesday at 5:17 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 79||Last Tuesday at 5:18 PM|
Fake but funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||Last Tuesday at 5:28 PM|
Think of poor Little Nestor! He has my prayers! 🇺🇸
|by Anonymous||reply 81||Last Tuesday at 5:32 PM|
My hair opted for an early out in my 20s (I'm 65 -- and still carrying a grudge about it) but I have a definite 50-50 love/hate for guys with great hair. I admire the hair but am also jealous. Usually the admiration wins out.
Guys with salt & pepper great hair absolutely do me in.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||Last Tuesday at 5:34 PM|
He’s the Butt-head to Jim Jordan’s Beavis.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||Last Tuesday at 5:36 PM|
This is close to giving up.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||Last Tuesday at 5:41 PM|
I think he looks tremendous.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||Last Tuesday at 5:44 PM|
Does Nestor have a GoFundMe to be independent of Gaytz's growing mess?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||Last Tuesday at 6:01 PM|
He's only slightly less idiotic than people who start sentences with "So."
|by Anonymous||reply 87||Last Tuesday at 6:04 PM|
[quote] DL diagnose what's going on there
|by Anonymous||reply 88||Last Tuesday at 6:13 PM|
A head of thick, lustrous hair may be a nice feature, but on him it hardly registers as the other stuff actively cancels it out. Look at his weird mouth, his overall ugly ratface, his gigantic blocky skull, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||Last Tuesday at 6:21 PM|
R26 LMFAO. It's like the stylist just randomly stuck something on top of her head. Her hairdresser is definitely a Democrat. No one could possibly think she looks good.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||Last Tuesday at 6:28 PM|
I'm beginning to miss Cock Gobbler Aaron Shock. Like Fat Ass Trump, hideous Gaetz has never worked out a day in his life.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||Last Tuesday at 6:31 PM|
She's not a well woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||Last Tuesday at 6:32 PM|
From the article at R76:
[quote]Galban was adopted by his mother in Cuba. Galban died of breast cancer when she was 12 years old, according to People. He relocated to the United States to be with his older girlfriend, who at the time was dating and staying with Gaetz.
What the FUCK is this gibberish?!
|by Anonymous||reply 93||Last Tuesday at 10:11 PM|
This thing is the most fascinating creature to come out of conservative politics since Ms, Lindsay made her mark as a southern debutant decades ago. Republicans used to be the “religious/moral” party and now they’re a bunch of serious circus freaks.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||Last Tuesday at 11:08 PM|
Give the asshole a break. He's auditioning for a televangelist job just in case.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||Last Tuesday at 11:54 PM|
There was a report that he makes his staffers do his hair and makeup. They must not give AF at this point. He also whines if not enough people show up at his events,
|by Anonymous||reply 96||Last Wednesday at 12:27 AM|
Is this the set up for the upcoming rehab visit?
|by Anonymous||reply 97||Last Wednesday at 2:00 AM|
R30 it's okay. The photo at OP is still funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||Last Wednesday at 8:14 AM|
[quote]He also whines if not enough people show up at his events
Just like his orange idol.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||Last Wednesday at 8:22 AM|
I feel like I have been rickrolled each time I see this picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||Last Wednesday at 8:28 AM|
He’s scheduled to speak at a women’s fundraiser event the Friday.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||Last Wednesday at 8:34 AM|
[quote] Do him and Megcunt from the View have the same stylist?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||Last Wednesday at 8:41 AM|
I thought the same r49, the real hair is already atrocious, especially with those weird crossed eyes of his.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||Last Wednesday at 8:59 AM|
[quote]He’s scheduled to speak at a women’s fundraiser event the Friday.
Because of the great respect he has for women and their rights?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||Last Wednesday at 9:19 AM|
Is he cut or uncut?
|by Anonymous||reply 105||Last Wednesday at 10:25 AM|