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Analyze Darren Criss's Ass

Looks firm and pleasingly plump at the same time. Although I bet it's naturally covered in black fur.

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by Anonymousreply 33Last Wednesday at 7:52 AM

In motion.

I want his ass in between my thighs, within hands’ reach.

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by Anonymousreply 1Last Tuesday at 2:18 PM

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by Anonymousreply 2Last Tuesday at 2:18 PM

His hot ass was the best part of that show

by Anonymousreply 3Last Tuesday at 2:20 PM

No prolapsed anus.

I, for one, am surprised.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Tuesday at 2:23 PM

His ass was heavily discussed back when we were all watching Versace. OP where were you?

by Anonymousreply 5Last Tuesday at 2:24 PM

To be totally honest, I think he has a nice ass but I didn’t get all the insane internet reaction. I don’t remember it looking super big or round.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Tuesday at 2:24 PM

Fuck off, Nazi Gary Kube.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Tuesday at 2:25 PM

It's not the most amazing ass, but it's very nice and I find him very cute, so I'd spend an afternoon with him sitting on my face it was ever offered.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Tuesday at 2:26 PM

Who gives a fuck unless he turns around?

by Anonymousreply 9Last Tuesday at 2:26 PM

Meh.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Tuesday at 2:28 PM

R9 Even if he turns around, there's not much to see. That's already his best side.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Tuesday at 2:28 PM

My favorite part of that show, was seeing my decades-long crush Mike Farrell play gay, R3. He's in his 80s, and still incredibly sexy.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Tuesday at 2:29 PM

His crack is inviting a Criss-cross with my dick.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Tuesday at 2:33 PM

What happened to Darren Criss’ ass’ career? His ass won every major award and had a very promising career. The gays were looking forward to more future appearances from that ass and now there’s nothing.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Tuesday at 2:34 PM

He swept the awards season because he showed that butt up close several times.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Tuesday at 2:37 PM

Fat.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Tuesday at 2:37 PM

Hot guy with a great ass who was a mediocre actor and worse singer.

Anyway, WHAT her?

by Anonymousreply 17Last Tuesday at 2:37 PM

erm, WHET her?

by Anonymousreply 18Last Tuesday at 2:38 PM

I need to see it in profile to make a final ASSessment.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Tuesday at 2:42 PM

R13: I’ve experienced several of those on my couch.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Tuesday at 2:54 PM

The only thing that would make it more fuckable is if it were self-lubing.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Tuesday at 3:00 PM

R5 - I've only been on DL since August, so I guess I missed all the excitement over Versace and Darren's ass.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Tuesday at 3:06 PM

Cute butt. Would prefer to see it gaping

by Anonymousreply 23Last Tuesday at 3:18 PM

You think he shaves or waxes it? I thought he would be hairier.

by Anonymousreply 24Last Tuesday at 6:43 PM

R19 I'm often bad with links on this website but I tried to put this gif of some side ass from the same scene as OP.

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by Anonymousreply 25Last Wednesday at 1:21 AM

He's straight and married, but I wonder if that ass has gotten any play.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Wednesday at 1:26 AM

R26: He probably is straight but he got married right after he swept the awards season and he made sure to call the paps to capture the moment. It does seem a little fishy.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Wednesday at 5:37 AM

Looks like it's probably taken quite a few dicks

by Anonymousreply 28Last Wednesday at 5:41 AM

Nice.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Wednesday at 5:41 AM

His ass is more attractive than Timothee Chalamet's. I'll give him that.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Wednesday at 5:46 AM

If I get the right answer will I spin around in my chair like an imbecile?? Or will another hillbilly “team” take me down???

by Anonymousreply 31Last Wednesday at 5:59 AM

The old Datalounge rumor was that Darren was lots of fun, but that he wouldn't bottom (a shame, given his amazing ass). But who knows.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Wednesday at 6:52 AM

R32 were these rumors about when he was in college or first trying to make it in Hollywood?

by Anonymousreply 33Last Wednesday at 7:52 AM
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