Analyze Darren Criss's Ass

In motion.

I want his ass in between my thighs, within hands’ reach.

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His hot ass was the best part of that show

No prolapsed anus.

I, for one, am surprised.

His ass was heavily discussed back when we were all watching Versace. OP where were you?

To be totally honest, I think he has a nice ass but I didn’t get all the insane internet reaction. I don’t remember it looking super big or round.

Fuck off, Nazi Gary Kube.

It's not the most amazing ass, but it's very nice and I find him very cute, so I'd spend an afternoon with him sitting on my face it was ever offered.

Who gives a fuck unless he turns around?

Meh.

R9 Even if he turns around, there's not much to see. That's already his best side.

My favorite part of that show, was seeing my decades-long crush Mike Farrell play gay, R3. He's in his 80s, and still incredibly sexy.

His crack is inviting a Criss-cross with my dick.

What happened to Darren Criss’ ass’ career? His ass won every major award and had a very promising career. The gays were looking forward to more future appearances from that ass and now there’s nothing.

He swept the awards season because he showed that butt up close several times.

Fat.

Hot guy with a great ass who was a mediocre actor and worse singer.

Anyway, WHAT her?

erm, WHET her?

I need to see it in profile to make a final ASSessment.

R13: I’ve experienced several of those on my couch.

The only thing that would make it more fuckable is if it were self-lubing.

R5 - I've only been on DL since August, so I guess I missed all the excitement over Versace and Darren's ass.

Cute butt. Would prefer to see it gaping

You think he shaves or waxes it? I thought he would be hairier.

R19 I'm often bad with links on this website but I tried to put this gif of some side ass from the same scene as OP.

He's straight and married, but I wonder if that ass has gotten any play.

R26: He probably is straight but he got married right after he swept the awards season and he made sure to call the paps to capture the moment. It does seem a little fishy.

Looks like it's probably taken quite a few dicks

Nice.

His ass is more attractive than Timothee Chalamet's. I'll give him that.

If I get the right answer will I spin around in my chair like an imbecile?? Or will another hillbilly “team” take me down???

The old Datalounge rumor was that Darren was lots of fun, but that he wouldn't bottom (a shame, given his amazing ass). But who knows.

R32 were these rumors about when he was in college or first trying to make it in Hollywood?

Since Teenage Dream, Ryan was just itching to show off that glorious ass.

It’s boxy and has no move to it, not the prettiest shape either

His ass is too cubed.

It's an ass. Everyone has one.

He needs to do approximately 40 more squats per day than what he's doing now

He has a nice ass but it’s overrated.

Mediocre actor, mediocre singer, but a decent looking ass.

Wait, he wouldn't bottom? Well, I guess the old saying is true: never meet the asses you idolize, as they'll only disappoint you.

Fuckable

but not spectacular

I'm thinking it has cognitive dissonance issues.

I wonder if the Mrs. ever teases his balloon-knot with a well-manicured fingertip?

It has a crack up the middle.

It would look better if he had black hair crawling out from his crack like I've always imagined it.

R46 maybe he waxed or shaved knowing his ass was gonna be on full display?

[quote] "Meh" on the Anthony Recker Scale

What is the precise Anthony Recker Scale? Is it 1-10?